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[QUOTE=Chris5;2455894]I'm not really sure what the word consummate means, LOL but KJ5811 thinks its time for us to consummate. I am ready whenever you are Savanna. I will be seeing you soon! Can't wait![/QUOTE]Sissy Chrissy only needs to gather one or two Jacksons, have enough gas money, get a GPS to find the bat cave hovel in Daytona. Pass the popcorn!
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2456102]Little Sissypoo is mad because no one wants to be his friend here? Kick bricks. You don't know anything about me at all. I've never had a drug problem a day in my life, and if you know so much, why have you been so unsuccessful in your efforts to sway the minds of anyone on this forum? If you knew anything at all you'd know that I also enjoy the company of a gentleman with a foot fetish. I'm sure someone would have reported something. Again, nothing but positive reviews. I'm actually beginning to enjoy this little charade of yours, truth is BULLWINKLE, the know-it-all is usually the one who gets exactly what he deserves. In addition, if I were a snitch, don't you think that would have run me out of town long before your shenanigans became your wet dream? Don't like me? Put me on ignore, until then keep blowing smoke, just be sure you make it home from the trail in time to remain compliant with your house arrest nutcase.[/QUOTE]Oh NO WAY am I putting you on ignore Porky Just Jenna with FAKE reviews. I need to keep an eye on your lies! Putting you on ignore is not the way to go, HOWEVER you can put ME on ignore PORKY! Did you ever think of that genius?
YES you are a drug abuser and also addicted to food as it shows by your weight you fat pig. No wet dreams about you porky! LOL! Now I must confess I do have an occasional wet dream about the lovely Savanna! Savanna has an ass to die for and I get excited just think about that gorgeous woman! But anyway back to you PORKY! I hope you enjoy all the calls and business I am sending your way. I thought you were in school to be a professor of some be. S. Story you came up with. When are you finally graduating? It seems to me that is a long class you are in and how do you find time for so called school in-between fucking and sucking and eating all dam day? Can you answer that for me please PORKY? You are an insult to all the trail girls out there you fat loser! Please put me on ignore porky.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2456204]Otwist I went back and checked your posts and it seems like your old ass has not done a fucking review sine July 5th 2014! What the fuck have you been doing for nearly a fucking YEAR! I will tell you what your clown ass has been doing, You have been on this board trashing everyone you can and talking shit to the other guys who have done reviews! You are basically a troll with no life and no money obviously! LOL! Dude since July 2014? You old prick what the fuck is your problem? You and your buddy AncientASS are one in the same as he rarely does ANY reviews as well! Let me guess you're in a special relationship right? LOL! You fucking old asshole! COMPLETELY USELESS![/QUOTE]Otwist has at least 2 recent reviews on massage gals and goes into detail with TRUSTED SM's (that is INTEL you will NEVER see). They were quality reviews that helped mongers like me that have more than a Jackson or 2 to spend. Your budget keeps you looking under rocks with SW types. Lay off my esteemed pal Otwist or at least amend your list of most hated and useless monger but put him at #3 below see-3 and me! HAHAHA you #1 douche Sissy Chrissy 5 !
[QUOTE=AncientOne;2456251]Sissy Chrissy only needs to gather one or two Jacksons, have enough gas money, get a GPS to find the bat cave hovel in Daytona. Pass the popcorn![/QUOTE]You're such a douche bag AncientASS! Why don't you get out and do an ACTUAL REVIEW? Call up that twat michel1. Do some mongering and stop running your gay mouth. You and your buddy Otwist are one in the same.
Savanna has more balls than you will ever have you douche bag. When you go dream with PORKY JENNA be sure to stop at mcdonalds and bring her like 10 double cheeseburgers! LMFAO! And take it out of her asking donation you freaking loser!
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2455751]Hmmm why don't you check out the keninflorida who is conveniently also StankStuff fan or the douche that wrote a review trying to diss my location and I had moved months prior. You are so transparent. Loser. Hey did those providers you lent 250 $ to ever pay you back? Chump.
Xoxox,
Savanna.[/QUOTE]I don't even respond to anything you say because unlike these others I know you are a complete idiot and a hypocrite. You are so transparent that even the mere mentioning of Lobo5 to Sissy Chrissy and you get on a soap box rant. Wasn't even talking to you yet you butt in. I guess you are trying to deflect because you know as well as I know you had written that review for yourself on the OThER and I called your azz out on it privately. Did you ever find out who Ken in Florida is sweetie? I did. You'd be surprised because his reviews are spot on. Lobo5 showed up wrote one review for Savanna after Ken slammed her filthy incall to making it seem like he is rebutting Kens review. After that Lobo5 conveniently disappeared never to heard of again. Hmm fishy!
To answer your question yes I got my money back because she, unlike you is honorable and has integrity. Only one who has robbed me after loaning them something and won't return it is you hypocrite. Find a rap song about that you idiot. Back to ignoring you.
There's your research assignment Sissy Chrissy. It's only a matter of time before she backstabs you just like she's done a few other mongers. Only reason she has loyal fans still is because she give free services or an extremely discounted service to listen to her rant about the board.
Savanna I'm in a giving mood so here's some advice to you:
1) Stfu and out of the trap because you are apart of Daytonas boring as board now.
2) Get back on short bus with roll tide helmet don and roll on out of Orlando.
3) Stop being a hypocrite because the same shit you try to come at a provider with you have done / doing it yourself.
4) Stfu again. I'm speaking to Sissy Chrissy not you. I do not speak to scum who steals and is the biggest hypocrite on this board.
5) last but not least tell A2 to delete you or ban you from coming on the Orlando board because you're useless and a shit starter.
BG111
[QUOTE=Chris5;2456265]Oh NO WAY am I putting you on ignore Porky Just Jenna with FAKE reviews. I need to keep an eye on your lies! Putting you on ignore is not the way to go, HOWEVER you can put ME on ignore PORKY! Did you ever think of that genius?
YES you are a drug abuser and also addicted to food as it shows by your weight you fat pig. No wet dreams about you porky! LOL! Now I must confess I do have an occasional wet dream about the lovely Savanna! Savanna has an ass to die for and I get excited just think about that gorgeous woman! But anyway back to you PORKY! I hope you enjoy all the calls and business I am sending your way. I thought you were in school to be a professor of some be. S. Story you came up with. When are you finally graduating? It seems to me that is a long class you are in and how do you find time for so called school in-between fucking and sucking and eating all dam day? Can you answer that for me please PORKY? You are an insult to all the trail girls out there you fat loser! Please put me on ignore porky.[/QUOTE]It seems you lack education, so I'm guessing you wouldn't know the difference between how long it takes to get certain degrees, and the hole in your ass. Shit, you don't know the difference between Damn and a dam. So question genius, How many fat drug addicts do you know?
My reviews are legit and no need to lie. I have provided a stellar experience to many who live and visit Orlando. What you can't fathom is how one woman can be so beautiful, and intelligent at the same time. With the lack of respect you have for women, I bet your mama is proud! Your little google eyed ass should have been swallowed or allowed to run down an ass crack. Are you always this stupid, or could it be you're really showing off for the board? Don't let your mind wander. It's far too small to be out on it's own. It's obvious that some village is being deprived of it's idiot, maybe they'll take you back. The alternative would be to grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass. I'm sure there are others here, but the one we've caught in recent lies is you. Lets be honest, You couldn't get laid at a cluster fuck and let me get this straight. YOU were the quickest and smartest of all the dumb-ass sperm your daddy shot off? According to several who have met you, you look like your face caught fire and someone put it out with a fire axe. Not very impressive.
You see everyone, Chris5 has about three brain cells and two of them are busy holding the asshole shut so he doesn't shit himself. He's about as useful as tits on a nun. And SissyPoo if you think you're harming me, you're sadly mistaken. But instead of shaking your head at my initial post, you thought if you talked a little shit, I'd back down. I've been in Orlando for 7 years now, did you honestly believe yourself when you came up with the horseshit that I have no reviews. It's laughable atleast. Now question, when you visit the incalls of these providers, do you inform them of the GPS ankle monitor? I found a pic of you so the ladies will know what to watch for.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2456297]You're such a douche bag AncientASS! Why don't you get out and do an ACTUAL REVIEW? Call up that twat michel1. Do some mongering and stop running your gay mouth. You and your buddy Otwist are one in the same.
Savanna has more balls than you will ever have you douche bag. When you go dream with PORKY JENNA be sure to stop at mcdonalds and bring her like 10 double cheeseburgers! LMFAO! And take it out of her asking donation you freaking loser![/QUOTE]Chris5 is leaking all the spots he takes his streetwalkers to. LOL.
Three things:
#1 - Chris5, you made it clear you don't date women over 30. You do know that Savanna is old enough to be your mother, right? Can you say Oedipus Complex?
#2 - Savanna, you do know that in your ads you state you don't date gentlemen of Chris5's category. Right?
#3 - Chris5, will that thing on your ankle go off when you cross the county line on your way to Daytona?
Pass the popcorn because truth is stranger than fiction.
C3.
What a breathe of shitty air, I wonder what that smell is? Oh shit its Camera3! I was wondering when you would finally stick your nose back into the Trap! You never disappoint C3!!
YES I did mentioned the NO WOMEN over 30 thing several times douche bag, However the lovely Savanna I am truly intrigued by this woman C3! There is just something about this woman that turns me on and gets me excited. We have very long conversations on the phone at night and I NEVER want to hang up with her! Her voice is absolutely mesmerizing! Savanna is indeed something special to me dick head! So for that reason Savanna gets a pass from me. She could be a 50 and I would still love to spend time with her. She is a dear friend of mine and is a woman of integrity and very honest and trustworthy. Beautiful face and body and an ass to die for. She is very smart and funny just like myself C3.
Now I can't speak for Savanna but whatever or whom ever category she hangs out with is her own choice and should not be questioned by anyone. I also am grabbing my ankles right now C3 and guess what I don't feel any ankle bracelet on me!! LMFAO! So thankfully Chris is allowed to move about freely and openly anytime day or night! Aint that a cool thing C3? However and I must say this to an idiot like yourself, All this talk about house arrest and ankle brackets and other criminal behavior is in sane. Most of my friends and family all have been arrested for this that and the other! Some of my closest friends are convicted felons. The people I hang out with are real and not fake and lying scum like your crowd of people C3! So don't knock people who have a criminal past. LOL.
You prove to myself and your loyal followers why I put you as my #1 Hated douche bag! You are still an idiot but you're a USEFUL idiot C3!! And a shit starter! You're without a doubt the number 1 asshole here in Orlando!
[QUOTE=AncientOne;2456278]Otwist has at least 2 recent reviews on massage gals and goes into detail with TRUSTED SM's (that is INTEL you will NEVER see). They were quality reviews that helped mongers like me that have more than a Jackson or 2 to spend. Your budget keeps you looking under rocks with SW types. Lay off my esteemed pal Otwist or at least amend your list of most hated and useless monger but put him at #3 below see-3 and me! HAHAHA you #1 douche Sissy Chrissy 5 ![/QUOTE]There you go again sticking up of your buddy Otwist! THE golden intel that you clown share!! LOL! Esteemed pal twist? Really douche bag! You are your so called golden intel. Both of you are gay!