[QUOTE=ThebbcMonger860;4848716]Another monger that goes by the screen name of.
DaReal86 who recently visited Allie laid down the rules as followed below.
The rules that I gave her beforehand were: I will give half upfront, and if I have to wait over 5 minutes then she will only get what I gave her upfront.
See post 7663 for the full report.
I've visited Allie Twice I didn't have any of the issue that others are reporting. What it sounds like is she's pickinwho she can get over on. The bottom line is you need to lay down the ground rules with her.[/QUOTE]So I finally saw Allie. Total disaster. Making the appointment and getting in went fairly smoothly. No real delays. Then she starts talking about shit and roaming around her place randomly for half an hour, stopping every couple minutes to yell at her dog to calm down. Yelling at a dog to calm down is dumb, but I was more worried that she was yelling loud enough to bother people in nearby suites. We're getting near actually maybe starting, I think, when she gets a call on the apt landline, and says she has to go pay the room fee. (Note: I'm pretty sure she called herself to use it as an excuse.) She says she's going to go pay and will be right back. She then goes to the bathroom and spends 10 minutes getting ready to go around the corner. Then she's gone 30 minutes. Okay. Ready to start? Nope. In the bathroom another 30 minutes. (I'm guessing to smoke some shit? She had that nervous energy, and that's what it sounded like.) Anyways, at this point my mood is rather sour, since I had other shit to do.
She comes back out and we finally start. She gives a fairly decent BBBJ. Seems into it. But it's also kind of boring? Like. There's no variety or anything. She keeps her head in porn BJ position so you can see her face while it happens, which is nice. I've lost the mood though, so I'm having a hard time. Coming to attention. Finally we get somewhere, so I throw on a condom, expecting her to jump aboard. Nope. She lays back. So I get on top.
Here's where it gets ambiguous. You know how a girl can squirm away and make it hard to get in? She kept doing that while acting like she had the biggest cock she'd ever seen in her. Groaning and biting the pillow while I fumbled around trying to get her to stop moving long enough to get in. Soon I was pushing rope, so I figured I'd cut my losses and go back to the BJ. She made me wash it. Fine. Fair enough. She then spent another five minutes in the bathroom and wandering aimlessly around trying to look busy while she smoked. BBBJ finally resumes. I get hard again eventually. I decide to try doggy style. Condom on, and she gets in position. Then she raises her ass up real high, so I have to be straight up on my knees and lowers her front down so I have to aim my dick down to get in. Then she grabs the back of my knees with her ankles and knocks me off balance before I'm in. So she's basically holding me off balance while I try to get upright enough to get in while aiming down and it's just impossible. I try to get her to stop, but she's acting like it's the best fuck ever and I'm not even in. So. Back to the BBBJ after another wash and bathroom break.
We do finish like that, but she totally stops right while I'm cumming. Ever see a "ruined orgasm" video. Just like that.
I've never had quite this sort of thing happen to me. Maybe she thought I was too ugly to fuck, but most girls seem happy I'm not fat or gross or an asshole to them. The whole thing was a frustrating disaster, and never came anywhere near the level of getting fucked right good that the other reviews led me to expect.
