Just good fun and my embarrassing story
We're just yanking your chain (no pun intended), to be honest I would bet most of us have been pretty humiliated on one time or another. Here's a dream I had. Several years ago I had seen this great little spinner on a well know website that is no longer around. Petit, blonde long legs, and a long menu of services. Just the way I like them. So, I called to schedule an appt at my place. I was a newbie and hadn't learned the ropes yet. Anyway, my little head was in control and I gave her the address. Which is really in the middle of nowhere? About five minutes before the appt time she called and said, she wasn't going to come to the house because there were no street lights, its dark, surrounded by hills and horse pasture (kind of scary) and bad cell phone service. Well, I knew she just drove 40 miles and I wanted to do the right thing so I said how about meeting in town at a hotel. She said okay. I asked if she was by herself and she said yes but I heard someone talking in the background. I asked what kind of car are you in and she told me. Then, I told her the hotel and I rushed over there so I could get there first and get a look before we actually met. I seen here and thought, OMG! I got to have some of this.
Then, I seen another person was in the car, she went to the room and the car took off. By now, my big head is in serious conflict with the little one. She text me the room number, this SUV with tented windows parks in the hotel lot and I was thinking this may be Uncle Leo. Surely, not! So, I though how am I going to do this without meeting Leo. I came up with this ingenious idea. At least the little head thought it was great. I booked two hours at $$$ an hour, so I put one third in my wallet, one third in my car (that's across the street) and hid a third in some leaves between the hotel and another business. Thinking to myself. If I don't have much cash one me how can I get in trouble, right? So, here I go walking to the door and knocked.
She came to the door in this sexy sun dress, gave me a hug / kiss and we sat on the bed for a minute and talked. I excused myself for a shower before the activities begin. When I came out, she had removed the dress and was wearing nothing but a thong. Can you say instant boner? We kissed some more and she asked me what I would like to do. So, I said. 'Anything you want'! She took the lead, started kissing my neck and worked her way down to Frank and the twins. Did this for a few minutes and stopped. She laid down on the bed and motioned for me to enjoy some DATY. After a few minutes of that she rolled me over for BBBJTCIM! So, we chatted for a few minutes and she asked me if I was into Greek. I was dumfounded! I said sure and she proceeded to tell me that she had been practicing with a toy and thought she was ready for the real deal. Then, she asked me if it was okay for her to play with her toy first and if I would'nt mind just watching for a few minutes. I'm thinking to my self, 'Are you kidding'? But, I humbly said sure, I'm a patient person. So, she did and I did (a few more times) , LOL.
Here's the rest of the story! By now I had completely forgotten about Leo (and what I did with the donation) so when it came time to take care of business. I told her what I had done and why. She was very nervous but understanding and said we needed a shower before we leave and take care of the rest of the business. She invited me to shower with her and I'm assuming it was so I didn't run out on her. I would never do something like that but she just met me so it was all good. So, then we walked outside to the bushes where part of it was and OMG! It was gone! By now I could tell that she was getting really nervous. I can't blame her, right? So, I said no worries! We'll go get my car and hit an ATM machine. We walked across the street to my car and it was gone too! I'm thinking, WTF? So, to make a long story short! I called a cab, went to the ATM took care of business and then found out the business where my car was parked had my car towed and to this day I have no idea where the part in the bushes went.
So, a week or so later I was talking to her and I found out that I was her first client and that's why she lied about being alone when I asked. LOL Since then, we go to Florida once or twice a year and laugh about it.
[QUOTE=UpForItNow;1665858]It may be funny to you guys now, but I have to say I was pretty humiliated when I discovered it at the hotel later that night. I guess I'm the "butt" of this joke. Oh well, at least you don't know my real world identity, so it doesn't hurt too much. I actually think the prices at the place in Huntsville were inflated, anyway (60 to get in the door and talk with a lame rub thrown in was ridiculous) , and from what I read at the time, Jamie was at the top tier of their stable, so her prices may have been higher than others there. She is probably worth checking out at the current rates that have been mentioned, especially if you like big bolt-ons on a petite frame.[/QUOTE]
Rooxy fromely known as star
[QUOTE=HornyGoatWeed; 1666940]This girl Roxy looks like Starr who was worthless. I like the 5' ones though I don't remember Starr's size though.
[url]http://nashville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/call-roxy-incall-and-outcall-6155683738-24/7085427[/url][/QUOTE]This young lady you still be a decent provider until last reclenty when she did a cash in dash she changed her name to Roxxy from Starr all I can say buyer beware.