Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HughJardon;4445895]Go to one of the Laurel / Jessup / Columbia AMPs. They will accommodate you.[/QUOTE]I have heard the AMP in Columbia are often not accommodating. Does anyone have any recommendations for me in Columbia?

A very nice time was had with the new lady, Joon at RS. Joon is right in my strike zone with a slender & petite frame, nice modest naturals assets with a cute tush. Joon had a great little personality to top it all off. Age is so hard to tell with these ladies, but I would get 30-ish (figure is solid 20-something). Overall, Joon is a tight little package, and a thoroughly enjoyable part of my day.

It's not often I think someone is new to the business, and if she isn't, Joon did a great job of giving the impression that she's new, as well as creating the a pretty believable impression that she was enjoying herself as much as I was. Massage was OK. Not great, but better than many. She is small enough that she did the back-walk, which is rare these days.

As Ahh-nold said, "Ahh'll be bah-ck".

[QUOTE=DrewPStout;4447557]I have heard the AMP in Columbia are often not accommodating. Does anyone have any recommendations for me in Columbia?[/QUOTE]Uncle LEO is applying big-time heat to mongers in Howard County at present. It's best for now to avoid Columbia AMP's as well as any other providers working in the area. You might have better luck at an AMP in Laurel or Jessup, although keep in mind that Brite Spa in Laurel is actually in Howard County.

Edited to add: check the Columbia/Jessup forum for more info on AMP's in those areas. Laurel Spa is in Prince George's but RL Spa is located in Anne Arundel, even though both have Laurel addresses.

This thread works to well. Look what happened with Apple stampede. Good review of June at RS yesterday, so she was booked up this morning.

Too ADD to wait so visited CiCi. Tall, thin / fit, manmade c's. Very pleasant personality, sexy demeanor, great English. Think she looks younger than she is.

Based in Philly. After prelims, she started us in mish and finished there. Don't know if she was tired or that's her thing.

Had a visit to fiji two weeks ago, draw Sky based on previous review.

Pretty girl with nice c-cups. Good table shower, average bodyrub and finish. Got what paid for, but everything felt too business like. Mms was very friendly but provider carried an all time poker face. Not feeling to be back.

Greenbelt takes a little extra drive from my side, never been there. SHould I expect the same level of service as fort washington offers?

RS, VIP, seven, which one would you senior members consider maintaining a higher quality provider line? Thanks in advance!

I seriously thought about downplaying, or not even posting, my review of Joon, as I worry about the increased traffic for a newbie. No worries for a seasoned lady, but if Joon was really new, an onslaught of dicks ringing the RS doorbell might burn a newbie out too quickly. Especially since you know there will always be some jerks in the mix.

[QUOTE=OlderNotWiser;4449081]This thread works to well. Look what happened with Apple stampede. Good review of June at RS yesterday, so she was booked up this morning.

Too ADD to wait so visited CiCi. Tall, thin / fit, manmade c's. Very pleasant personality, sexy demeanor, great English. Think she looks younger than she is.

Based in Philly. After prelims, she started us in mish and finished there. Don't know if she was tired or that's her thing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BMoreDog69;4450285]I seriously thought about downplaying, or not even posting, my review of Joon, as I worry about the increased traffic for a newbie. No worries for a seasoned lady, but if Joon was really new, an onslaught of dicks ringing the RS doorbell might burn a newbie out too quickly. Especially since you know there will always be some jerks in the mix.[/QUOTE]We make it bad for ourselves and pockets when this happens at all spectrums of mongering! The bumrush.

Great post.

[QUOTE=BMoreDog69;4450285]I seriously thought about downplaying, or not even posting, my review of Joon, as I worry about the increased traffic for a newbie. No worries for a seasoned lady, but if Joon was really new, an onslaught of dicks ringing the RS doorbell might burn a newbie out too quickly. Especially since you know there will always be some jerks in the mix.[/QUOTE]The other side to that argument is that a new provider that gets no mention here may not get enough business to justify her stay in the area. IMO better to put the word out and let her get some new customers. It may be bad for the walk-in customers but I always call ahead to make sure.

I agree we must keep reviewing. Apple stayed much longer than normal. I'm sure it was because of high demand. It's hard to get a repeat visit with the normal rotation. Everyone has different types, so multiple reviews can spread the wealth around.

What's the point of this board if not to review and advise? Without our collective input every visit would be TOFTT. The sellers would have a big advantage, and I'd wager quality would drop. If one Apple gets caught in a dick storm once in awhile, who's hurt? The overall benefit of reviewing outweighs the pain.

That said, who's hot in Greenbelt this week?

[QUOTE=OlderNotWiser;4450851]I agree we must keep reviewing. Apple stayed much longer than normal. I'm sure it was because of high demand. It's hard to get a repeat visit with the normal rotation. Everyone has different types, so multiple reviews can spread the wealth around.[/QUOTE]Reviews are the main purpose of this site.

It's definitely a conundrum of reviews for AMPs: do I hook a brother out and let them know about a new and / or popular girl? Or do I keep it to myself like a greedy bastard LOL.

In the end, the reviews are welcome and the girls need them. I saw Apple the day before she left and she said even though she was tired, she was happy with how busy she was.

For us, it sucks when it's too busy because we're told to either comeback another time or to try a new girl that there's no reviews about (roulette). My best recommendation is to just plan ahead and make an appointment. I think mamasan at VIP is trying to be more accommodating and trying to keep appointments. Having said that, we need to do our part and not come late or no-show.

P.S.: A little birdy told me that Apple will be coming back this week.

Went to seven spa and drew Kelly since ivy was busy. Kelly definitely has a nice body. Nice b-c cups and nice ass! Definitely will be going back to her! Avoid Cleo unless you like flat asses LOL.

I saw a new ad for this place says new ownership also say's lineup Asian Latina Caucasian which Is different Can you PM me or Leave some information on this spa thanks.

[QUOTE=Msu930;4454324]I saw a new ad for this place says new ownership also say's lineup Asian Latina Caucasian which Is different Can you PM me or Leave some information on this spa thanks.[/QUOTE]Where did you see the ad? I'll take a look at it if you can send me a link and see if I can figure anything out.