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Met this one today. She is the girl in the pics but more cracked-out looking in the face and body. She is much skinnier than the pics and is cute but is super "gangsta" acting when she's pissed off. She is a tiny spinner and although says her rates are best in town, she wants In Call pricing for SW Car Date service. I negotiated down to better rates but eventually ended up with a "Thanks But No Thanks" once I finally crossed paths her.

She originally showed up in a different car than she said (was actually too nice of a car for a provider and must have been her handler's car) and wouldn't get out to meet me. She just kept texting and insisted I was LEO. After a couple back and forths with her and since I was unable to make a clean scoop when I finally got her to a safe spot due to too many lookie-loos around, I gave up and was heading back to meet my back up date. She had somehow changed cars now and was in the original car that she said and 100% by pure coincidence was driving right in front of me on Semoran. I waved at her and wrote her again as asked if she still wanted to meet as I was willing to take the bird in the hand vs moving on, but she went off still claiming I was LEO and that I was "following" her.

I gave up the 3 block "chase" and pulled over to write my next option, when within 2 minutes, she pulls up beside me, now with her handler in the car. He gets out and approached my passenger side door. I rolled down the window as he seemed harmless. He was a feeble old man and tried to act all tough and such. I had to keep myself from laughing. He threatened me and told me he would kick my ass if I ever showed up in Apopka again. Kept calling me a cop and pig. LOL.

Anyway, she is the girl in the ad. I may try to repeat under different circumstances to see if we can turn this one right side up to the positive. Only if she can calm down some and stop being paranoid because someone looks nicer and cleaner than she probably is used to seeing. Nice car and clean looks does not mean LEO! I guess I can't blame her for being cautious. It was funny though!

Grain 56.

Did my research and did not find anything suspicious. Comms were good and we set up an outcall. When she showed up, guess what? Bait and switch! If she'd at least put an effort into looking presentable, I might have considered it. I politely declined and gave her a donation for her troubles. She left and a little later I get a text that her boyfriend is coming to collect the donation for "wasting her time. " Told her "I'm waiting for him" but he never showed up. Kind of disappointed the pimp did not show up. Had a surprise for him. Oh well.

Btw, this was all a dream. No, more like a nightmare.

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[QUOTE=Stardust77;4999474]Did my research and did not find anything suspicious. Comms were good and we set up an outcall. When she showed up, guess what? Bait and switch! If she'd at least put an effort into looking presentable, I might have considered it. I politely declined and gave her a donation for her troubles. She left and a little later I get a text that her boyfriend is coming to collect the donation for "wasting her time. " Told her "I'm waiting for him" but he never showed up. Kind of disappointed the pimp did not show up. Had a surprise for him. Oh well.

Btw, this was all a dream. No, more like a nightmare.

[URL]https://orlando.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/college-hottie-with-a-bangin-b/921150579460[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm confused as to why you felt the need to give her anything for providing zero services? If I request an outcall and you don't look anything close to your pics and I decline that's it. Maybe she'll learn to put more accurate pics of herself. Also worth mentioning those pics aren't really taken with an intent to show an accurate representation of herself. They're some what blurry and terrible quality. So I guess its kinda hard to say what I would expect her to look like. But I guess you felt bad and paid her for her troubles (gas). I would suggest getting verification pics / video next time you opt for an outcall. So again, you give her a donation and she has the NERVE to send that follow up text? LOL man Idk with this women.

[QUOTE=Plex10;4999517]I'm confused as to why you felt the need to give her anything for providing zero services? If I request an outcall and you don't look anything close to your pics and I decline that's it. Maybe she'll learn to put more accurate pics of herself. Also worth mentioning those pics aren't really taken with an intent to show an accurate representation of herself. They're some what blurry and terrible quality. So I guess its kinda hard to say what I would expect her to look like. But I guess you felt bad and paid her for her troubles (gas). I would suggest getting verification pics / video next time you opt for an outcall. So again, you give her a donation and she has the NERVE to send that follow up text? LOL man Idk with this women.[/QUOTE]The donation for "her troubles" was to keep her from making a scene. No more outcalls for me unless it's a trusted provider.

[QUOTE=Grain56;4999418][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/orlando/54504441/[/URL]

...I gave up the 3 block "chase" and pulled over to write my next option, when within 2 minutes, she pulls up beside me, now with her handler in the car. He gets out and approached my passenger side door. I rolled down the window as he seemed harmless. He was a feeble old man and tried to act all tough and such. I had to keep myself from laughing. He threatened me and told me he would kick my ass if I ever showed up in Apopka again. Kept calling me a cop and pig. LOL.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that's really smart to threaten someone you believe is a cop. Behavior like that makes no sense at all. Obviously, he did NOT believe that you are a cop, so why chase away a paying customer? So weird. Makes our hobby interesting!

Bruce.

[QUOTE=Grain56;4999418[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/orlando/54504441/[/URL]

Met this one today. She is the girl in the pics but more cracked-out looking in the face and body. She is much skinnier than the pics and is cute but is super "gangsta" acting when she's pissed off. She is a tiny spinner and although says her rates are best in town, she wants In Call pricing for SW Car Date service. I negotiated down to better rates but eventually ended up with a "Thanks But No Thanks" once I finally crossed paths her.

She originally showed up in a different car than she said (was actually too nice of a car for a provider and must have been her handler's car) and wouldn't get out to meet me. She just kept texting and insisted I was LEO. After a couple back and forths with her and since I was unable to make a clean scoop when I finally got her to a safe spot due to too many lookie-loos around, I gave up and was heading back to meet my back up date. She had somehow changed cars now and was in the original car that she said and 100% by pure coincidence was driving right in front of me on Semoran. I waved at her and wrote her again as asked if she still wanted to meet as I was willing to take the bird in the hand vs moving on, but she went off still claiming I was LEO and that I was "following" her.[/QUOTE]Funny enough I saw her yesterday and she mentioned how something weird happened today where someone was following her. Since I already saw your review I already knew what she was talking about but played dumb and held back from laughing cause I didn't think she would bring it up. When I saw her comms were pretty good and we saw each other like 20 minutes after set up. She wanted to meet at a gas station but I told her to meet me somewhere else very close by and she pulled up next to me and got in my car. I didn't see any handler unless he was hiding in her backseat but I was still cautious of it because of your review. If she has a handler watching over her while she does business he definitely couldn't pull up on where I was parked or it'd be too suspicious. Overall I'd see her again but if I do see her again I'll still be cautious. Quick question but where do you think this guy was hiding that they pulled up in the same car only a few minutes after you saw her?

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...I gave up the 3 block "chase" and pulled over to write my next option, when within 2 minutes, she pulls up beside me, now with her handler in the car. He gets out and approached my passenger side door. I rolled down the window as he seemed harmless. He was a feeble old man and tried to act all tough and such. I had to keep myself from laughing. He threatened me and told me he would kick my ass if I ever showed up in Apopka again. Kept calling me a cop and pig. LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bruce52;5000863]Yeah, that's really smart to threaten someone you believe is a cop. Behavior like that makes no sense at all. Obviously, he did NOT believe that you are a cop, so why chase away a paying customer? So weird. Makes our hobby interesting!

Bruce.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that makes no sense at all. I think you're a cop but I'm going to chase you down, pull up near you in a parking lot and then threaten you? Zero logic in that. Then again, if these folks were overloaded with intelligence and common sense, they'd be in a different line of work.

[QUOTE=VincentGambini;5001033]Yeah, that makes no sense at all. I think you're a cop but I'm going to chase you down, pull up near you in a parking lot and then threaten you? Zero logic in that. Then again, if these folks were overloaded with intelligence and common sense, they'd be in a different line of work.[/QUOTE]After all his threats, I thought that if he was going to kick my ass, why didn't he do it then? After they drove off, he took her phone from her and starts texting me. Between all the misspelled words and half-sentenced threats, I told him I come to Apopka all the time and asked him how will he know it's me in Apopka so he can kick my ass? He tells me that he HAS my license plate and will be on the look out for it. Now I know for a fact that they were never behind my car at any point during the event for the 45+ minutes this event unfolded, so I said, "If you know my plate number, tell it to me. ". I waited for about 3 minutes and wrote one more time and said, "That's what I thought, LOSER!

Grain 56.

[QUOTE=Grain56;4999418[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/orlando/54504441/[/URL]

Met this one today. She is the girl in the pics but more cracked-out looking in the face and body. She is much skinnier than the pics and is cute but is super "gangsta" acting when she's pissed off. She is a tiny spinner and although says her rates are best in town, she wants In Call pricing for SW Car Date service. I negotiated down to better rates but eventually ended up with a "Thanks But No Thanks" once I finally crossed paths her.

She originally showed up in a different car than she said (was actually too nice of a car for a provider and must have been her handler's car) and wouldn't get out to meet me. She just kept texting and insisted I was LEO. After a couple back and forths with her and since I was unable to make a clean scoop when I finally got her to a safe spot due to too many lookie-loos around, I gave up and was heading back to meet my back up date. She had somehow changed cars now and was in the original car that she said and 100% by pure coincidence was driving right in front of me on Semoran. I waved at her and wrote her again as asked if she still wanted to meet as I was willing to take the bird in the hand vs moving on, but she went off still claiming I was LEO and that I was "following" her.

I gave up the 3 block "chase" and pulled over to write my next option, when within 2 minutes, she pulls up beside me, now with her handler in the car. He gets out and approached my passenger side door. I rolled down the window as he seemed harmless. He was a feeble old man and tried to act all tough and such. I had to keep myself from laughing. He threatened me and told me he would kick my ass if I ever showed up in Apopka again. Kept calling me a cop and pig. LOL.

Anyway, she is the girl in the ad. I may try to repeat under different circumstances to see if we can turn this one right side up to the positive. Only if she can calm down some and stop being paranoid because someone looks nicer and cleaner than she probably is used to seeing. Nice car and clean looks does not mean LEO! I guess I can't blame her for being cautious. It was funny though!

Grain 56.[/QUOTE]I saw her yesterday and had a very different experience. Had to talk her down some on rates but everything else was awesome. No rush, no complaints and she picked up the jimmy hat with her own mario coins since neither of us had one. She even got on top and squat fucked me without once saying she was tired or her legs were getting sore. LOL.

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I'll keep this brief.

Pro: the kitty is indeed pretty.

All the rest is a con. $ for qv but didn't watch the clock at all. Started out by her vibrating herself while I played with it. Seemed like an okay start.

I move up and am like okay get on it. She's like oh I don't want to this time, I'll get you next time. So manual to get jr going. Already I'm a bit put off as you can guess.

Jr is ready head to the main event and finish as quickly and hard as I could. It was a tight wet home, not much more.

Side note, I arrive in the lot to her asking if I have a coat. Like no you should. So I leave to get that wasting more time.

Anyway I'll avoid.

How could these girls try this anyways? Putting fake pics is I guess ok when the girl's looks are close. But common!

Long time ago, when I started visiting these girls I got lied to and because I didn't want to be rude I ended up staying with the liar, only because their attitude kinda made up for it. But after few times I got careful and started searching for reviews and all that. Nowadays, if I get "scammed" and the girl is not even close to the pictures, I just leave, but don't get me wrong, I leave in a good way I would say? Just to not show a rude attitude towards them. They need to be told that us Guys, have preferences and taste. We are not just animals. Right? .

Anyways, I just wanted to mention this since I got this experience with Karla a Spanish girl that has her incall right off I / Drive. North of Sandlake Rd. I'm not sure if it's ok or allowed to put her ad link here, Or not. Stay alert guys.

[QUOTE=Partner;5019556]How could these girls try this anyways? Putting fake pics is I guess ok when the girl's looks are close. But common!

Long time ago, when I started visiting these girls I got lied to and because I didn't want to be rude I ended up staying with the liar, only because their attitude kinda made up for it. But after few times I got careful and started searching for reviews and all that. Nowadays, if I get "scammed" and the girl is not even close to the pictures, I just leave, but don't get me wrong, I leave in a good way I would say? Just to not show a rude attitude towards them. They need to be told that us Guys, have preferences and taste. We are not just animals. Right? .

Anyways, I just wanted to mention this since I got this experience with Karla a Spanish girl that has her incall right off I / Drive. North of Sandlake Rd. I'm not sure if it's ok or allowed to put her ad link here, Or not. Stay alert guys.[/QUOTE]I assume your referring to the one in the link below? And yes you can post links, its recommended especially for a negative review LOL. If you are referring to her I'd say pretty much TGTBT, also they all block her face and showing an amazing body which typically could be determined as fake or bait and switch. With her face being blocked and having random body parts it makes hard to make a case if she's actually the one in the pics, no tattoos or other distinguishing parts to confirm its her so when you get there its a toss up if she's her or close to her or in some cases its someone completely different (100 lbs heavier).

I personally just avoid ads like this so I'm not wasting my time. I'm curious, when you met karla was she much heavier, uglier, etc? Did you stay for service or leave?

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[QUOTE=Plex10;4998842]Sounds like a terrible situation to be in. I've read a few reviews on this one and they've been up and down, maybe more so down, BUT if I were to meet her I would do and outcall / Geneva. Her surroundings / incall seems to have some instabilities (other people being there, bfs or guy friends on the couch / hanging around etc) Just overall things that would your visit not relaxing. So yeah just my 2 cents if anyone else plans on meeting her at her spot.[/QUOTE]These negative reviews are not just good info, they are great entertainment!

Thanks for sharing.

It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

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Wow, that sounds like an awful experience. Would not know because I have had the fantastic dt experience with her.

After that report I doubt if I would ever go for anything else.

Sounds like something to see a doctor about. Normally doesn't get that nasty without something biggervthen hygiene issues.

Stay safe and have fun!

[QUOTE=Frequent904;5022176]It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

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