Massage Parlor Reports

This is late because I have been out of town a few days. After learning 14 K was back in business, I decided to make a stop on my way to the airport. Read the report on Julie and thought I would see if she was available. Of course, I thought I had read her name as Janice and like an idiot asked mamasan if Janice was available. She don't know Janice and I told her I read about her on the internet. As she was going through names, she asked me did they say she was beautiful and I replied, that's her. In comes Julie and she gives me this big smile and was immediately playful. Her looks and personality were unlike any I have experienced. Went straight to the TS and she was thorough. We had a nice chat before and after the session which I enjoyed and I found she is 24 y/o and has been in the US for 3 years and she has lived in the area the entire time. Although Rose was a looker and I enjoyed her company, in my opinion, Julie comes out ahead. She gets a 10 from me across the board. Since she lives in the area, maybe she will stick around awhile. As always, seniors may PM to receive details of the entire session.

So hate me.

Ok, I visited the Royal two days ago. I was buzzed in amongst about 100 tourists. Who would have thought for a Monday morning? Certainly not me.

First of all, at 10AM the place is deserted. First I go to room 4, then immediately get moved to room 2. I don the towel an sit for a few. In comes Nana. A bit too much make up but still doable.

Off to the shower, good cleansing, all over. Midway through she moves my hand under the little skirt she's wearing. I smile and she proceeds to rinse me off. Back in the room, I get a quick massage then get rolled over to move to the final event.

She has the most perfect breasts out there. Yeah, a bit older but that ass and those boobs, I simply don't last much into walking the dog. We hit the missionary first then walk the dog. After maybe 50 min I'm done and walking out the door. Place was still deserted, even though the bed was squeaking somewhere down the hall. Plus there was some light moaning and groaning but that's it. One of you mongers was there so I hope the times were good.

Ok, that's it.

Standard fare and better than average service. She seemed rather happy I was there. Sober as a judge, so maybe I noticed more than normal.

Solid 8s across the board, I will return.

With the disappearance of 14K, Green, Sun (long time), CPHC (longer time), and Happiness, I guess it will have to do. Rio may be next. Hard to find and last time I was told 'everyone is busy'.

Be safe out there. 5-0 is all over this month.

Cabbie!

Any info on an AMP named China Delight?

Thanks

I ventured to 1413 Tuesday at 1630. Door locked, no answer to the bell. I was disappointed.

So I went to NY and met Yoyo. 5'7 slim, A's, nice hips and ass. I finished fast so it was a 40 minute session, and I was out the door. No kissing, no licking, no AR, everything was very standard without a ton of enthusiam, but I didn't have an alternative cure for yellow fever.

Yoyo:
Face 6, nice hair, small eyes, plain face
Body 6, tallish 5'8 nice ass
Massu 7, good pressure and strength, thorough but fast
Service 6 functional but not memorable

Would recommend, won't repeat.

Pussprowler

Been very busy for the last few months, so this was my first trip out in a while. Tried 14K -- no answer at the door. I peeked through the blinds and the lights were on, for whatever that's worth. I don't look like a cop so I'm sure they were really closed.

Tried 1333 Green and there was a "closed for remodeling" sign. Too bad.

I see a couple posts below about 14K being open, but each poster has only the one post. Hmmmm.

Guess I'll try on another day, or just save my money (hah!). Have fun, and be safe.

First of all, I want to report that I have finally been given senior status. I would like to thank all the ladies, good and bad, for making it possible. Now, I reported yesterday about my visit to 14K on Sunday afternoon. I also noted a couple of reports of others who visited. Then I see reports of them being closed. I just tried calling and did not get an answer. What's the deal with 14K. Although it is a drive for me and I hate going to downtown DC, it is fast becoming my number one spot. Anyone know the deal?

Just as a quick intro, I VERY rarley post, but I do observe. I learned everything I know on my own, not having previously known about this site until recently. Just want to make it clear that it is entirely possible to get to know the scene without posting/exchanging or even reading this site.

Anyway. I saw earlier posts indicating this, but I went up to supra today and there was a "closed" sign on the door. Has it been closed for a while? I've been busy recently and kind of out of the loop, so I'm not entirely sure what's going on.

I tried hitting up supra last thurs. Too, but there was someone posted outside the door for a while and he wasn't moving. I thought he might be LE, so I bounced; although that could just be paranoia.

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2008 to March 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted on 8/2/08



Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House)(24)
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Nana - 3/31/08 - Superman06 (+)
Nana - 3/27/08 - BigTime3 (+)
Nana - 3/24/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Jae - 3/20/08 - Ampamp72 (+)
Nana - 3/16/08 - Superman06 (+)
Jai - 3/12/08 - Hugh Jardon (+)
nana - 3/11/08 - Tipster2 (+)
Jai - 3/8/08 - Amp Junkie (+)
Nana - 3/6/08 - Amp Junkie (+)
nana - 3/4/08 - Any Mouse (+)
Nana - 2/29/08 - Brdsttech (+)
Misha - 2/28/08 - Max #01 (+)
Misha - 2/28/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Nana - 2/27/08 - Helibro (+)
Misha/Nana - 2/26/08 - Ginger Man (+/+)
Sue - 2/18/08 - Drunk Irish (+)
Misha - 2/17/08 - Jake JJ 1492 (?)
Candy - 2/17/08 - Big daddy Don (-)
??? - 2/6/08 - Bseeks (+)
Misha - 2/6/08 - Any Mouse (+)
Coco - 1/19/08 - Relaxedinmd (-)
Coco - 1/17/08 - Bobby M (-)
Candy - 1/8/08 - Tofer (-)
Candy - 1/6/08 - Pcpc1688 (+)


1413 (14k, sky)(20)
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Rose - 3/31/08 - Friendly1 (+)
Rose - 3/28/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Rose - 3/28/08 - Sleeping Bag (+)
Annie - 3/27/08 - Fuel Man (-)
Rose - 3/26/08 - Readerx (+)
Happy - 2/26/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Nana - 2/25/08 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Happy - 2/24/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Happy - 2/23/08 - Friendly1 (+)
Nana - 2/19/08 - Rusian Mong (+)
Suzie - 2/17/08 - Dr Knob (+)
Nana - 2/16/08 - Max Beelyun (+)
Candy - 2/13/08 - Jake JJ 1492 (-)
Nana - 2/8/08 - Readerx (+)
??? - 2/2/08 - DcDonkey (+)
Nana - 1/29/08 - Max Bellyun (+)
nana - 1/14/08 - Dire Wolf98 (+)
Angie - 1/13/08 - Mac Jones (+)
Angie - 1/13/08 - Readerx (+)
Nana - 1/3/08 - Ginger man (+)


Supra (19)
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June - 3/23/08 - DickAllMighty (+)
Penny - 3/17/08 - Ampfreq (?)
Penny - 3/11/08 - Fuel Man (+)
Penny - 3/9/08 - Big papa123 (+)
Suzie -3/8/08 - Gregsurbey012 (+)
Michelle - 2/6/08 - Any Mouse (+)
Joy - 2/6/08 - Cigarguy (+)
Joy - 2/2/08 - Aeolus (+)
Joy - 2/1/08 - Max Beelyun (?)
Cherry - 1/30/08 - Rusian Mong(zonMonk) (+)
Hana - 1/21/08 - Rejected Monke (-)
hana - 1/19/08 - Ampfreq (+)
Michelle - 1/19/08 - Eyebrow (+)
Michelle - 1/18/08 - Monger69 (+)
Yumi - 1/17/08 - Jammin 2 (+)
Joon/Mimi - 1/12/08 - Rejected Monke (+/-)
Umi - 1/10/08 - Pablo (+)
June - 1/7/08 - Marlo (+)
Mimi - 1/01/08 - Ampfreq (-)


Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)(11)
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Cherry - 2/23/08 - BigTigger (+)
Tina - 2/14/08 - Rejected Monke (?)
Sushi - 2/3/08 - Solitaire One (+)
Mia - 1/25/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Vivi - 1/22/08 - Linkletter2420 (?)
Nari - 1/21/08 - Rejected MOnke (-)
Sugar - 1/20/08 - Its The Purple (+)
Bunny - 1/18/08 - Rejected Monke (?)
Bunny - 1/12/08 - Laxman#2 (+)
Mia - 1/10/08 - Original Gster (+)
Nana - 1/2/08 - LoveLOS (+)


Rio (olympic) (15)
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Linda - 3/27/08 - friendly1 (+)
Lilly - 3/21/08 - Grae Traveller (+)
Nana - 3/6/08 - Triple E (+)
Nana - 3/4/08 - Dr Bombay (?)
Brianna - 2/29/08 - Trileptal (?)
Nana - 2/28/08 - Xsailor (+)
Bobi - 2/27/08 - Helibro (+)
Nana - 2/26/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Brandy - 2/22/08 - Ampfreq (+)
Paula - 2/18/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Brandy - 2/10/08 - Corsair88 (+)
Bobbie - 1/23/08 - Nova Guy (+)
Bobby - 1/22/08 - Tjunkyard357 (?)
nana - 1/20/08 - Chaz (+)
Bobby - 1/2/08 - LoveLOS (+)


H&H
===
Alex - 3/19/08 - Triple E (+)
Amanda - 2/11/08 - TripleE (+)
Salomon - 2/4/08 - Grae Traveller (-)

Royal
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Yumi - 2/13/08 - Jake JJ 1492 (-)
??? - 1/2/08 - DcDonkey (-)

1829, 3rd floor (sun)
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??? - 3/19/08 - Ohio4413 (-)
Suzy - 2/16/08 - DickAllMIghty (?)

Therapy @ M street
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Kim - 2/4/08 - Rusian Mong (-)


1829 M st 2nd floor (ICM)
=========================
ICM is closed - 1/28/08 - Ortho313


Parkway Therapy
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??? - 3/27/08 - NukeyNuke (-)


Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
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Michelle - 1/30/08 - DickAllMighty (+)1333
??? - 1/6/08 - Dcplay (-)HJ only 1333

2024
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? - new age looking? - 2/24/08 - Ken Eng


Outside the city
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Angel therapy
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Yoko - 3/15/08 - Bedrock 1975 (+)

Closed Locations
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Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.

[QUOTE=Just Ken]First of all, I want to report that I have finally been given senior status. I would like to thank all the ladies, good and bad, for making it possible. Now, I reported yesterday about my visit to 14K on Sunday afternoon. I also noted a couple of reports of others who visited. Then I see reports of them being closed. I just tried calling and did not get an answer. What's the deal with 14K. Although it is a drive for me and I hate going to downtown DC, it is fast becoming my number one spot. Anyone know the deal?[/QUOTE]It's closed. My office is 2 blocks from 14K and I stopped by during the day today. It is closed.

Will it reopen? I have no idea. I hope so. But it is closed.

Hey all,

This is my first time posting here though I have been looking for months now. Just figured I would return all the good info I have gotten. I went to 14K yesterday around 11am and got no response. Some guy was hanging over the rail but he just seemed to be reading a paper so maybe just me being paranoid. I will try and post more in the future. Thanks again and be safe!

PB

Thanks for the report. Let's keep our figures crossed they re-open. I would venture to guess you must have had lunch there often.

[QUOTE=Steamvac]It's closed. My office is 2 blocks from 14K and I stopped by during the day today. It is closed.

Will it reopen? I have no idea. I hope so. But it is closed.[/QUOTE]

I was in DC on business the week of July 20 and paid a visit to 14K early in the week and had a reasonably good visit with Sophia.

On Thursday i decided to make a second visit and was surprised to find the gate to the stairs locked at about the time when I had made my first morning visit. I was frustrated so I walked over to make a visit to the 4th floor. This was open and i had an OK visit with mimi?? On my way back to where I parked my car I detoured to walk past 14K and it was still locked and the same man was standing there watching who approached the gate. I also drove past Green and saw the infamous sign. Too bad about these places as i had some really good times at Green and it is so much out of the way that it shouldn't bother neighbors.

Thanks so much to you DC fans for your reporting. I do not get to DC very often and I is nice to know where the spots are that are open so i do not have to drive all over to find a good visit.

Has anyone else noticed that there is a disporportionate amount of random first-time posters or members with low-post counts just posting randomly about 14K? WTF is up with that?

It's been going on all summer too.

Rejected Monke,
I hear ya.
Easy way to get post count up.
A lame way of creating credibility.

[QUOTE=A John]Rejected Monke,
I hear ya.
Easy way to get post count up.
A lame way of creating credibility.[/QUOTE]14k I 14k have 14k never 14k been 14k to 14k.