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[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]Ah, the day made for lovers. Romance and gifts. Declarations of undying love and devotion. Bullsh*t is what I say. I wonder how many of you poor men are going to be railroaded into spending money buying flowers, candy, cards, jewelry and taking your S. O. Out to dinner and such and STILL won't get LAID! I hope those of you who do participate get SOMETHING for all your efforts. However, I hear it from my friends that it just doesn't matter what they do anymore. The wives just don't put out. If your not going to get laid anyway, why bother buying the valentines crap? Get yourself a dream instead. Good luck to all of you who are FORCED to participate in this ridiculous made up holiday. I got lucky and have an amazing day planned with a friend who's S. O. Decided to go out of town. YEAH for me. All the perks of a relationship without the crap and I won't get looked at funny for eating alone on Valentines.

Happy VD. LOL

M[/QUOTE]I couldn't disagree more. Valentine's Day is a holiday to show your "sweetheart" how much they mean to you. The majority of men I see have been married for quite a long time. Just because I provide them with what they are missing sexually, doesn't mean I am their sweetheart. Most men I see love their wives. They are compatible in every aspect of their lives, except the bedroom. They cherish these women they have spent years with, raised children with......women who have stuck with them thru success as well as days when there was nothing but ramen noodles in the cupboard.

It is important not to underestimate two people that share their lives together. And to trivialize the chocolates, flowers and gifts as a way to get some is to, in fact, trivialize love.

P.s. I know there are some raging ***** wives out there and of course they do not apply to my above post....lol.

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]Ah, the day made for lovers. Romance and gifts. Declarations of undying love and devotion. Bullsh*t is what I say. I wonder how many of you poor men are going to be railroaded into spending money buying flowers, candy, cards, jewelry and taking your S. O. Out to dinner and such and STILL won't get LAID! [/QUOTE]I get around that problem by not having an SO. All around cheaper and less hassle.

And I get to watch how dinosaurs screwed tonight ([i]Tyrannosaurus Sex[/i], 9 PM Central on Discovery). What could be better?

;)

Cheers,

BCG

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]Ah, the day made for lovers. Romance and gifts. Declarations of undying love and devotion. Bullsh*t is what I say. I wonder how many of you poor men are going to be railroaded into spending money buying flowers, candy, cards, jewelry and taking your S. O. Out to dinner and such and STILL won't get LAID! I hope those of you who do participate get SOMETHING for all your efforts. However, I hear it from my friends that it just doesn't matter what they do anymore. The wives just don't put out. If your not going to get laid anyway, why bother buying the valentines crap? Get yourself a dream instead. Good luck to all of you who are FORCED to participate in this ridiculous made up holiday. I got lucky and have an amazing day planned with a friend who's S. O. Decided to go out of town. YEAH for me. All the perks of a relationship without the crap and I won't get looked at funny for eating alone on Valentines.

Happy VD. LOL

SM[/QUOTE]Tell me about it. A few women at work were asking for V Day flowers or candy. I told them I was going to wait till next week when everything is on sale at the dollar store. LOL where's mine?

E

[QUOTE=Peter_Girth]And I do feel a few regrets...(like) that I never fucked a dwarf. [/QUOTE]I fucked one in the bathroom of an airplane flying from New York to Ireland once.... a total freak, but made some very strange squeeking and moaning noise. Now every time I hear a rusty, broken air conditioner I get a boner and my mouth starts watering :-)


[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]Ah, the day made for lovers. Romance and gifts. Declarations of undying love and devotion. Bullsh*t is what I say.[/QUOTE]Love your attitude, keep up the happiness!!!

[QUOTE=Banger Hard]I fucked one in the bathroom of an airplane flying from New York to Ireland once.... a total freak, but made some very strange squeeking and moaning noise. Now every time I hear a rusty, broken air conditioner I get a boner and my mouth starts watering :-)


Love your attitude, keep up the happiness!!![/QUOTE]

Truely laughing on the floor here. Was she an Irish dwarf with red hair?

If you run across any action on 3rd and want to know of cheap room, PM me.

Greeting fellows! Forgive my tirade, but I have to vent and share my lousy experience in Memphis.

The adventure begins with my attempts to contact "Asian masseuse Coco" with a current add running in CL., but although she lists her phone # twice. Try calling it it's no longer in service. I'm tempted to put the whole ad here, so you won't think I'm nuts.

So, I move on to the CL ad:

[quote]~★~ BeSt ~ ★~ ~佳 ~~AsiaN ~~丽 ~★~ MaSsAgE ~*~ nice body ~*~ - 25 Pretty, Friendly & Sexy Girls! Soothing, relaxing and very satisfying body work!! Get the best Professional Massage & treat you like king.” After a call for directions, I get to the so-called “upscale location” the illustrious Extended Stay roach-tel and there we have a dozen or so wanna-be ganstas all loitering around the sidewalks and balconies… whooping and acting like it’s a frickin prison riot. I call again to try to work an outcall to my place, and the phone girl gets all kinda bitchy with, “you no like.. you go notha place.[/quote]Which brings me to my 3rd and final strike in Memphis… So, consigning myself that there will be no Asian massage today, I decide to try a pvt in-call with a girl who has ads all over the Back page example:

[quote]“^^ *** ^^JAZMYN IS READY DADDY!!! 100% RECENT PHOTOS $100 SPECIAL ^^^ ** ^^^ - 20 (memphis) escorts[/quote]I need to point out-this was my second attempt to set a meeting with "Jazmyn. " The first time was a few days back, where during the initial phone chat, she tried to up-sell from the advertised hour cost by saying that it was an old ad and prices has gone up I told her that was no way to do business and hung up. But, in complete desperation, (with one more strike and one more phone number in hand) I called her back to try to get a session. I spent about 20-min on the phone trying to decipher her slurred directions, only to have her finally tell me she wasn't even in Memphis. She was currently in Louisiana WTF?!

So that was my Memphis experience. I laid a patch out of town and I'm heading on to my stomping grounds in Texas, where that shit ain't about bein tolerated. No offense intended to my Tennessee brothers, but if we were treated this way by the ladies in Texas or Washington (my normal turf), we'd round 'them up and turn 'them in to LE ourselves what a waste of an entire afternoon and evening.

Beside the venting, I'm hoping to pass the skinny about these 3 poor examples want to save some other poor sap a wasted day.

Be safe and be wise mates.

Nick

[QUOTE=Nick A Kick]Greeting fellows! Forgive my tirade, but I have to vent and share my lousy experience in Memphis.

The adventure begins with my attempts to contact "Asian masseuse Coco" with a current add running in CL., but although she lists her phone # twice. Try calling it it's no longer in service. I'm tempted to put the whole ad here, so you won't think I'm nuts.

So, I move on to the CL ad:

Which brings me to my 3rd and final strike in Memphis… So, consigning myself that there will be no Asian massage today, I decide to try a pvt in-call with a girl who has ads all over the Back page example:

I need to point out-this was my second attempt to set a meeting with "Jazmyn. " The first time was a few days back, where during the initial phone chat, she tried to up-sell from the advertised hour cost by saying that it was an old ad and prices has gone up I told her that was no way to do business and hung up. But, in complete desperation, (with one more strike and one more phone number in hand) I called her back to try to get a session. I spent about 20-min on the phone trying to decipher her slurred directions, only to have her finally tell me she wasn't even in Memphis. She was currently in Louisiana WTF?!

So that was my Memphis experience. I laid a patch out of town and I'm heading on to my stomping grounds in Texas, where that shit ain't about bein tolerated. No offense intended to my Tennessee brothers, but if we were treated this way by the ladies in Texas or Washington (my normal turf), we'd round 'them up and turn 'them in to LE ourselves what a waste of an entire afternoon and evening.

Beside the venting, I'm hoping to pass the skinny about these 3 poor examples want to save some other poor sap a wasted day.

Be safe and be wise mates.

Nick[/QUOTE]You should have went with some ladies with good reputations. Next time do your homework sweetie

Xoxo

Sarah

Sorry about your bad experience while in Memphis.

Not sure how well you did your research, but the are plenty of legit providers that know how to treat a man here in Memphis.

Memphis is not against you. Its all about your research.

Remember you get what you pay for. You want to nagotiate. Be sure to find out what you will get for your price. No assumtions.

Sam I am

[QUOTE=Nick A Kick]Greeting fellows! Forgive my tirade, but I have to vent and share my lousy experience in Memphis.

The adventure begins with my attempts to contact "Asian masseuse Coco" with a current add running in CL., but although she lists her phone # twice. Try calling it it's no longer in service. I'm tempted to put the whole ad here, so you won't think I'm nuts.

So, I move on to the CL ad:

Which brings me to my 3rd and final strike in Memphis So, consigning myself that there will be no Asian massage today, I decide to try a pvt in-call with a girl who has ads all over the Back page example:

I need to point out-this was my second attempt to set a meeting with "Jazmyn. " The first time was a few days back, where during the initial phone chat, she tried to up-sell from the advertised hour cost by saying that it was an old ad and prices has gone up I told her that was no way to do business and hung up. But, in complete desperation, (with one more strike and one more phone number in hand) I called her back to try to get a session. I spent about 20-min on the phone trying to decipher her slurred directions, only to have her finally tell me she wasn't even in Memphis. She was currently in Louisiana WTF?!

So that was my Memphis experience. I laid a patch out of town and I'm heading on to my stomping grounds in Texas, where that shit ain't about bein tolerated. No offense intended to my Tennessee brothers, but if we were treated this way by the ladies in Texas or Washington (my normal turf), we'd round 'them up and turn 'them in to LE ourselves what a waste of an entire afternoon and evening.

Beside the venting, I'm hoping to pass the skinny about these 3 poor examples want to save some other poor sap a wasted day.

Be safe and be wise mates.

Nick[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nick A Kick]So that was my Memphis experience. I laid a patch out of town and I'm heading on to my stomping grounds in Texas, where that shit ain't about bein tolerated. No offense intended to my Tennessee brothers, but if we were treated this way by the ladies in Texas or Washington (my normal turf), we'd round 'them up and turn 'them in to LE ourselves what a waste of an entire afternoon and evening.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't classify this as a Memphis experience, as neither girl used a 901 area code. They were out-of-towners, as the Asian ad used a 469 area code and Jazmyn's 214. Not saying this doesn't happen with our local girls; just wasn't local in these instances.

Whats up everyone.

I've been reading post here for awhile now, but have never posted myself. I guess I just figured it was time for me to jump in and join the fun. I've been enjoying what Memphis has to offer for about seven years now. Both escorts and SWrs. As many have been saying lately its not as easy to find good service here anymore. So I guess I hope to earn the trust of some of you. It would be nice to have friends that share a love for my favorite hobbie.

So it is nice to meet everyone.

I'm the type that does not bounce around from girl to girl much. I prefer to find a provider that I like and stick with her until the situation grows stale or she leaves town. I like to develope a nice relationship with the provider. No not "relationship in the normal sense of the word",but a nice friendly buiness relationship. Am I wrong to think that when you are a loyal customer of a provider that you should be treated alittle better than your average Joe. Ther reason I ask is because the girl I'm dreaming of now I've seen five times in the past month and a half. When we're face to face she is very cool, but every time I call she acts as if I'm nobody. Am I wrong or isn't part of being a provider to sell the fantasy that you are glad to hear from a loyal customer every time he calls. What does everyone else think?

[QUOTE=J Walker03]I'm the type that does not bounce around from girl to girl much. I prefer to find a provider that I like and stick with her until the situation grows stale or she leaves town. I like to develope a nice relationship with the provider. No not "relationship in the normal sense of the word",but a nice friendly buiness relationship. Am I wrong to think that when you are a loyal customer of a provider that you should be treated alittle better than your average Joe. Ther reason I ask is because the girl I'm dreaming of now I've seen five times in the past month and a half. When we're face to face she is very cool, but every time I call she acts as if I'm nobody. Am I wrong or isn't part of being a provider to sell the fantasy that you are glad to hear from a loyal customer every time he calls. What does everyone else think?[/QUOTE]


Thats a tough one and a toss up depending on who the provider is and the type of "relationship" the two of you might have. It also might depend on the nature of your call as to how she responds. Some providers will be happy to hear from a repeat client and will be glad to talk to you. Others will want to dump your call regardless of the fact that you've spent money on them before, as that is just the way some of them are going to be. Its just sort of the nature of the business and depends on the girl and what you are calling her about.


I have one friend/occasional provider in Alabama who will call me or email me every month or two to check in and see how I'm doing. She's not looking for a session or for money, we just mesh well as people so we do talk a bit. That isn't necessarilly the norm, though, and you probably shouldn't expect it. I would guess that the majority of providers really don't care to engage in idle chit-chat with a client, even if the client has seen them multiple times.

Hey,

I'm gonna be out ariund the Naval Base for the next week or so on business. Does anyone know of some provider's out this way. If so PM me.

EA

They were working the Macon Wells Station area tonight. Stopping everything coming by. So when you are in the area beware of under cover. Don't even think about picking one up must less try to talk to one.
Be Careful
BC