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[QUOTE=Woodwhiz;1264999]Someone asked about lips and I forgot I had these. A model and provider I took a couple of yrs ago, sadly I've lost touch with her.[/QUOTE]
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Did you creampie her first?
[QUOTE=Woodwhiz;1264999]Someone asked about lips and I forgot I had these. A model and provider I took a couple of yrs ago, sadly I've lost touch with her.[/QUOTE]
Ok I've been gone for a min but I have been keeping up with the hilarious jokes on the board. I heard one of my own while away so here goes: A young boy walked into a cat house and asked the madam for the most nasty and dirty working girl available. The madam asked why would he want her, he could get infected and die. So he tells her he know thats why he want her. Again she asked why and he said he would sleep with her go home, give it to his sister and she would give it to his father who in turn would give it to his mother. And his mom will give it to the milk man and thats the motherfucker he's trying to kill for backing over his bike! LMAO! I found it very funny even though the guy that told me said it was an Alabama Joke. Anyways stay safe out there people and most importantly have fun! Xoxoxo.
JADA69
[QUOTE=Jada69; 1265560]Ok I've been gone for a min but I have been keeping up with the hilarious jokes on the board. I heard one of my own while away so here goes: A young boy walked into a cat house and asked the madam for the most nasty and dirty working girl available. The madam asked why would he want her, he could get infected and die. So he tells her he know thats why he want her. Again she asked why and he said he would sleep with her go home, give it to his sister and she would give it to his father who in turn would give it to his mother. And his mom will give it to the milk man and thats the motherfucker he's trying to kill for backing over his bike! LMAO! I found it very funny even though the guy that told me said it was an Alabama Joke. Anyways stay safe out there people and most importantly have fun! Xoxoxo.
JADA69[/QUOTE]Hey sexy lady welcome back! I liked the joke by the way.
XOXOXOXO
[QUOTE=Philherup;1265460]Did you creampie her first?[/QUOTE]Thanks, never do bb. That's all her and her excitement.
Appreciate any help. Please reply or PM me. Thanks!
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The last day I took calls by the airport I had a short "photo shoot" before going to sleep. I just wanted to share pics. I never post face pics, but fuck it. I model. It's what I do.
FYI Surgery went fine. In pain. But I should be back to normal in a coulple of weeks! .
Reading the forums for a long time and ready to contribute, if any seniors want details feel free to PM me here.
Went to see a girl who advertised here in the Classifieds section, not many reports on her so I was going to TOFTT and report back. She has good another site reviews and I'm fairly she's safe. So this is not a slam on her.
Emailed and made an appointment, simple 2 call system and very sweet girl on the phone. On the 2nd call, I realized I was about 8 miles down the road at the wrong hotel and headed out to the right one. (making me 15 minutes late). I figured I'd just tip her because I felt bad about being late. When I drove by the hotel on I drivr there were 4 marked cars out front with 2 drug dogs so I kept driving. I called her and told her what was going on, she sounded surprised. (told me in a email later) that she called the front desk and they have weekly drug searches at that hotel and she shouldn't worry. I know the Hotel is safe because I saw queen Kelly there once before.
Anyone can chime in or PM me for more info. I didn't include her name be / see I believe she's straight up.
[QUOTE=Lovely Bbw Lee; 1266738]The last day I took calls by the airport I had a short "photo shoot" before going to sleep. I just wanted to share pics. I never post face pics, but fuck it. I model. It's what I do.
FYI Surgery went fine. In pain. But I should be back to normal in a coulple of weeks! .[/QUOTE]Hey Lee, you look absolutly beautiful in these pics.
Wishing you a speedy recovery, love ya baby girl.
Playing It Safe,
Jerseygirl.
XoXoXoXo
[QUOTE=Lovely Bbw Lee; 1266738]The last day I took calls by the airport I had a short "photo shoot" before going to sleep. I just wanted to share pics. I never post face pics, but fuck it. I model. It's what I do.
FYI Surgery went fine. In pain. But I should be back to normal in a coulple of weeks! .[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Jerseygirl; 1266995]Hey Lee, you look absolutly beautiful in these pics.
Wishing you a speedy recovery, love ya baby girl.
Playing It Safe,
Jerseygirl.
XoXoXoXo[/QUOTE]I agree with Jeresy, great pics Lee! Hope you get to feeling better soon.
Austin
[QUOTE=Lovely Bbw Lee; 1266738]The last day I took calls by the airport I had a short "photo shoot" before going to sleep. I just wanted to share pics. I never post face pics, but fuck it. I model. It's what I do.
FYI Surgery went fine. In pain. But I should be back to normal in a coulple of weeks! .[/QUOTE]Very nice. You should have posted some face pics before this.
[QUOTE=Lovely Bbw Lee; 1266738]The last day I took calls by the airport I had a short "photo shoot" before going to sleep. I just wanted to share pics. I never post face pics, but fuck it. I model. It's what I do.
FYI Surgery went fine. In pain. But I should be back to normal in a coulple of weeks! .[/QUOTE]Thanks and get better fast.
The fact this post would be more appropriate on the "Escort Classifieds - Member Discussion" thread aside. (something I would have thought a long time lurker would have picked up on)
TOFTT means she has [b]no[/b] Reports, not "not many."
Not including her name because you "believe she is straight up" doesn't make any sense. If she posted a classified here on USASG, her "stage name" isn't exactly a national secret. At the very least you could have included a link to her classified on here.
As a new participating member, you need to understand that your posts are going to come under some scrutiny, especially since there have been several recent incidents of phony reports.
[QUOTE=CptMorgan; 1266862]Reading the forums for a long time and ready to contribute, if any seniors want details feel free to PM me here.
Went to see a girl who advertised here in the Classifieds section, not many reports on her so I was going to TOFTT and report back. She has good another site reviews and I'm fairly she's safe. So this is not a slam on her.
Emailed and made an appointment, simple 2 call system and very sweet girl on the phone. On the 2nd call, I realized I was about 8 miles down the road at the wrong hotel and headed out to the right one. (making me 15 minutes late). I figured I'd just tip her because I felt bad about being late. When I drove by the hotel on I drivr there were 4 marked cars out front with 2 drug dogs so I kept driving. I called her and told her what was going on, she sounded surprised. (told me in a email later) that she called the front desk and they have weekly drug searches at that hotel and she shouldn't worry. I know the Hotel is safe because I saw queen Kelly there once before.
Anyone can chime in or PM me for more info. I didn't include her name be / see I believe she's straight up.[/QUOTE]
This past Friday night I had the pleasure of doing a double with this Fine, Sexy, Hot Woman.
And yes, again Bilbo54 was the lucky guy. Ok so guess who this is in the pic with me.
[QUOTE=Jerseygirl; 1266995]Hey Lee, you look absolutly beautiful in these pics.
Wishing you a speedy recovery, love ya baby girl.
Playing It Safe,
Jerseygirl.
XoXoXoXo[/QUOTE]Thanks Jersey! I haven't seen you in quite a while, babes. We need to hang out again.
[QUOTE=Austins66; 1267056]I agree with Jersey, great pics Lee! Hope you get to feeling better soon.
Austin[/QUOTE]Thanks! I might have a second surgery. But it won't be a while. I'm trying to avoid it as much as possible.
[QUOTE=Otwist;1267127]Very nice. You should have posted some face pics before this.[/QUOTE]Ha, I never liked to post pics of my face because I lead a very normal life (college and more) , and a lot of people know me and talk crap about me already. So I try to avoid the BS.
[QUOTE=D Willis;1267217]Thanks and get better fast.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I appreciate it guys
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"First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees."What's the second condition?"
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"I can't remember, exactly. Peter Peter, something or other."