The Prickyard

You mongers need new definitions.

As a man of caution, I always "sniff test" the goods with a little prior finger action before ever venturing south on a lady.

I'm amazed at how many reviews say clean and tastes great, yet my finger comes back with some offshoot turpentine with a yeasty acidic infection mixture of odors that could rip paint off the walls and send a household of cockroaches running for the hills.

Strangely enough, MILFY is the only provider I've met in town that smells nice and clean, though I didn't go downtown anyway due to her extremely high volume. (Won't let my dick near it, though I don't partake full service to begin with).

Sincerely,

Nuruguru.

P.S.: Seriously, what the fuck is that smell?

[QUOTE=NuruGurus;4391624]You mongers need new definitions.

As a man of caution, I always sniff test the goods with a little prior finger action before ever venturing south on a lady.

I'm amazed at how many reviews say clean and tastes great, yet my finger comes back with some offshoot turpentine with a yeasty acidic infection mixture of odors that could rip paint off the walls and send a household of cockroaches running for the hills.

Strangely enough, MILFY is the only provider I've met in town that smells nice and clean, though I didn't go downtown anyway due to her extremely high volume. (Won't let my dick near it, though I don't partake full service to begin with).

Sincerely,

Nuruguru.

P.S.: Seriously, what the fuck is that smell?[/QUOTE]For the record, Milfy tastes like rainbows and happiness.

[QUOTE=Monsignor;4428632]Just out of curiosity, I decided to see how much longer it takes to type in a post asking for location, rather than use the search feature of USASG. Surprisingly, it took me six seconds less to type in the question than to actually look for the answer myself. Of course that doesn't include the delay in waiting for a response. In this case, an hour and 24 minutes. LOL.[/QUOTE]Alright this is getting old. I'm not even the one asking for these locations but how condescending everyone is kind of nuts. Completely ignoring the original guy who asked I'll say my piece. I legitimately can't search 90% of the time because I'm on mobile and the search bugs out usually. It makes it extremely hard to navigate and read when it does. I know not everyone has problems like this. But if you don't want to respond and help him out then don't. If someone does they'll do it. It's appreciated by people who may not get to always search right away.

I just don't get how a forum literally made to share information has gotten their panties in a knot about sharing said information.

[QUOTE=Hadan1334;4428889]Alright this is getting old. I'm not even the one asking for these locations but how condescending everyone is kind of nuts. Completely ignoring the original guy who asked I'll say my piece. I legitimately can't search 90% of the time because I'm on mobile and the search bugs out usually. It makes it extremely hard to navigate and read when it does. I know not everyone has problems like this. But if you don't want to respond and help him out then don't. If someone does they'll do it. It's appreciated by people who may not get to always search right away.

I just don't get how a forum literally made to share information has gotten their panties in a knot about sharing said information.[/QUOTE]With all due respect, sometimes condescension is the most appropriate response. How about we just agree that there should be no problem with providing information, and no problem with an expectation that those looking for the information will expend some nominal effort to acquire it.

[QUOTE=Hadan1334;4428889]Alright this is getting old. I'm not even the one asking for these locations but how condescending everyone is kind of nuts. Completely ignoring the original guy who asked I'll say my piece. I legitimately can't search 90% of the time because I'm on mobile and the search bugs out usually. It makes it extremely hard to navigate and read when it does. I know not everyone has problems like this. But if you don't want to respond and help him out then don't. If someone does they'll do it. It's appreciated by people who may not get to always search right away.

I just don't get how a forum literally made to share information has gotten their panties in a knot about sharing said information.[/QUOTE]That is all.

[QUOTE=Monsignor;4429307]With all due respect, sometimes condescension is the most appropriate response. How about we just agree that there should be no problem with providing information, and no problem with an expectation that those looking for the information will expend some nominal effort to acquire it.[/QUOTE]It's like you didn't even read my post lmao. Sometimes people may not be able to easily access it. It's not like the guy you two were responding to doesn't provide any information. He clearly has. If you don't want to help because it's out there already then don't. No need to be a dick. That's all I'm saying.

[QUOTE=Hadan1334;4430165]It's like you didn't even read my post lmao. Sometimes people may not be able to easily access it. It's not like the guy you two were responding to doesn't provide any information. He clearly has. If you don't want to help because it's out there already then don't. No need to be a dick. That's all I'm saying.[/QUOTE]Would it be to hard to commuincate that your on a moble otherwise people assume when the info is right there your just being lazy. Commuincation is key.

[QUOTE=Hadan1334;4430165]It's like you didn't even read my post lmao. Sometimes people may not be able to easily access it. It's not like the guy you two were responding to doesn't provide any information. He clearly has. If you don't want to help because it's out there already then don't. No need to be a dick. That's all I'm saying.[/QUOTE]That encouraging people to ignore questions is going to work out well for someone who has a legitimate need to ask questions. When enough people start ignoring them, the only ones left to answer may be the guys that only read about 1 in 20 posts. Will they have read one that has the answers you seek?

I'm curious about the mobile issues. On an android phone and an iPad I have used Chrome and Safari browsers without any major issues (except when trying to read PM replies). I even tried the Tor browser. It sucks all around for this forum but the search is no worse than anything else.

[QUOTE=CheapTrick;4454568]Those negative reports about her are very uncharacteristic from our multiple experiences together. She still ranks as one of my favorites. Not every visit with these ladies can live up to what Sue provides, just be careful what we post about their normal careers because they didn't live up to expectations. Heidi is legitimately in the medical field and raising a young child as a single mother. Let's not try to jeopardize that for the hobby they provide us all. No, she is no longer making videos. Those were back in '13 or '14 and those websites will continue to brandish them as new to make a buck. I say enjoy that beautiful spinner figure while we still can, she's worth it to me.[/QUOTE]Listen, you may have had the most knee buckling experience of your life without Heidi, so good for.

You.

However, this is a site that has mongers give reviews of encounters with providers.

Guess what? My meeting with her wasn't good. It was passable because of her size and appearance. That was it. She was aloof and performed like a dead fish.

As for calling her out on what she does for a living, she blasts that info in her own ads!! She also blabs about it to her johns. So, don't call us out and White Knight. The vast majority of us have had bad experiences, we are just being truthful. She puts her own career in jeopardy by turning tricks and making porn videos.

I have a question regarding STD testing and wasn't exactly sure which subforum it should go in. I have no reason to believe I have a problem in this department but I was curious about regular testing. Given this hobby I see it as a wise idea to stay informed as possible. If you prefer to pm that's ok, but I'm basically looking for someone who has experience / info on getting regularly tested under the radar. (A. K. a. Without spouse involvement) Anyone? Sorry if this is in the wrong section.

[QUOTE=RosieOFondle;4540777]I have a question regarding STD testing and wasn't exactly sure which subforum it should go in. I have no reason to believe I have a problem in this department but I was curious about regular testing. Given this hobby I see it as a wise idea to stay informed as possible. If you prefer to pm that's ok, but I'm basically looking for someone who has experience / info on getting regularly tested under the radar. (A. K. a. Without spouse involvement) Anyone? Sorry if this is in the wrong section.[/QUOTE]I can't remember the name of the clinic, but Eskenazi has a clinic. You pay cash, they test for everything and you can even wait and get same day results. They even have a system where they can anonymously notify partners (if you have something) too.

It's anonymous, and if you call at 0800 you may be able to skip the line and make an appointment. It's easy and they get the job done. I had a scare awhile back which came up negative for me, but left the clinic with meds just in case. RBI.

[QUOTE=TooNuttz8877;4540998]I can't remember the name of the clinic, but Eskenazi has a clinic. You pay cash, they test for everything and you can even wait and get same day results. They even have a system where they can anonymously notify partners (if you have something) too.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;4541398]It's anonymous, and if you call at 0800 you may be able to skip the line and make an appointment. It's easy and they get the job done. I had a scare awhile back which came up negative for me, but left the clinic with meds just in case. RBI.[/QUOTE]Really appreciate the responses. I found a place called Step Up In on keystone. They work in cooperation with Bellflower I guess. Super laid back place, didn't seem real concerned about the accuracy of the info I put on my paperwork so I assume I was probably the 20th John Doe this week. I was mostly concerned about anything showing up on a medical record or somehow insurance being linked to my identity even if I didn't provide insurance info. Sounds like it's all pretty well confidential. Thanks again guys.

[QUOTE=NuruGurus;4552539]Ehh. Pussy stench is STRONG of acid. Could probably tear paint off of walls. I've smelled yeast infections that smelled better than that. Shit stinks worse than my Taco Bell After Shit.

I didn't go FS with her, and I never would.

She's had 3 names that I've seen in the last few months. BBBJ is on the table if you're cool about shit. I saw her when she didn't have top teeth.

She says as she gets to know you, her menu will open up, she just needs to know you're "safe" or "Clean"" or whatever words she used. But I wouldn't go near that pussy with a 10 foot pole, it'd probably melt it.

Saw her when I first came to Indy for work.

Actually a pretty good massage, perky tiny trainer bra / A cup titties, has kids but no major baby damage, her body recovered nicely. She's tiny as fuck but has the face "looks" of a crack *****.

Incall was definitely different, but not terrible. Has cameras watching the entrances.

GENERAL NOTE not pertaining to recent comments: I got a list of these girls with terrible smells, and you guys really need to quit lying on your god damn reviews. Do you fucking eat batteries for breakfast? Jesus Christ.[/QUOTE]She "Jamie", a name she has been using for years. "Ciara", her name on DI. She also had another name years ago when she was a heavy user and placing ads on BP but, has since cleaned up her act. You must have caught her on a Yeast or Bacterial infection day because I and others have never had (no reports or posts) the issues you had. Yup, providers are women and they are subject to pussy PH issues from time to time so what's new? Her crack * looks are directly attributed to her lack of top teeth, while she's waiting on her dentures. Her menu does open up but, FS is still off the menu at her location with the exception of a handful of long term regulars, which I'm not one.

Why would you even be interested in FS you have posted several times you don't do it, right? For a matter of fact Susie was your first, right?

[QUOTE=NuruGurus;4420288]She's definitely around and definitely borderline pse. I broke my rule and went FS with her and I'll do it again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NuruGurus;4417041]See, I don't do full service... I wouldn't but as stated I don't partake in FS.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NuruGurus;4371397]Glad I haven't pulled the trigger. I don't do full service. I just want BBBJ and maybe SS (I'd pay for Nuru though)[/QUOTE]Maybe you should post your list of Acid Pussy girls and stick to reviews about BBBJCIM since you can't post about FS, right?

GENERAL NOTE: Who goes around smelling their shit?

[QUOTE=Bkbh1;4556070]Another I need the names and phone numbers of your last few hookers so I can feel safe being a hooker inviting you into my home.

I know some of you guys have no problem providing references. But it just seems like I'm giving up the anonymity of a good provider who is trying to stay away from LEO, and who doesn't want her business thrown all over town. Unless you have permission from a certain provider, it just seems wrong to pass out contact info.

I would personally rather move on and find another gal who understands that discretion is very important for both parties. So Jojo lost out. And maybe I did too. Or maybe she is collecting data so when she does get busted. They all do eventually. She can roll on other providers and clients to mitigate her penalty.[/QUOTE]Dude, no reputable provider is going to risk their safety over your desire to be "discreet". Jojo has been a reputable provider from the start due to her being cautious. Most clients worth seeing actually value the fact the provider values their own safety. If you prefer those who will simple "bang" any Tom, Dick, or Harry or Tom's hairy dick, there are plenty of addicts that you can risk catching something happy to take your money. To allude that they are just collecting data for the "inevitable bust" is simple asinine. Ted Bundy was quite charming when he met his victims in public places, it was in private that he showed his monstrous side.

Regarding passing on another provider's info tends to show your ignorance as, unless you have their personal private contact info, that information is posted in ads.

It's hard to determine whether your arrogance or ignorance is your dominant characteristic.

[QUOTE=Bkbh1;3680578]Nice safe incall location. Good communication. Stopped in for a Q. V. , great service but was pushed towards the door.[/QUOTE]This really sums you up. Wants a QUICK visit (translation: cheap) yet bitches when he gets pushed to the door. Hello, you wanted a qv which is typically 15 min; did you really expect her to let you lollygag around?