Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;5949708]Nope, being balls deep in a provider is not against the law.

They have to have proof of an exchange of value before being balls deep.

Most people do the cops job for them by thinking they can talk their way out of things, not understanding that they are telling on themselves.

Don't say anything to the cops, even if they put you in cuffs and take you to jail because if you stay silent in a few days at most you will go home because the the refused to move forward.[/QUOTE]You're right. Being balls deep in a provider isn't against the law, but if it happens in an MP it's pretty damning. As you say, don't volunteer any info. You were there to get your back massaged because you hurt. Anything else was an action between consenting adults. But if you get caught balls deep and the tip money is sitting there on the counter, best of luck to you.

As always, stay safe.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5949830]You're right. Being balls deep in a provider isn't against the law, but if it happens in an MP it's pretty damning. As you say, don't volunteer any info. You were there to get your back massaged because you hurt. Anything else was an action between consenting adults. But if you get caught balls deep and the tip money is sitting there on the counter, best of luck to you.

As always, stay safe.[/QUOTE]I think good lawyer can have LE eat their own dick. If any of you guys now one, please DM, just want to be on a safe side.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5949652]It depends on many things. For a first time offender they'll probably just give you a misdemeanor, charge you a fine, and possibly make you go to john school. Some cities publish names and mug shots of johns in the local newspaper. It's all a matter of how aggressive they want to be and how much of a bug they have up their ass at the time. You probably won't be an RSO though for getting a pole polish in an AMP.

This is exactly why I say to keep your voice down and don't ever verbally offer money for services. If anybody asks, you're there for a massage because your back hurts. If they ask why your clothes are off, well don't you have to remove your clothing for a massage normally? It's not illegal to be in an MP, but it's illegal to offer money for sexual services. Don't give them a sound bight of you asking "how much for a fuck?" It's not easy to bust mongers otherwise..[/QUOTE]I was at Seven Seas in Costa Mesa last year when two cops came in. My provider had just slipped back into her clothes as they entered and was whacking Willy for me. She went out to meet them. The other two ladies also had customers. They checked the business license and massage licenses on the wall. Amazingly they matched up. He made a comment about leaving the blinds open in the front windows. They never entered a room and left. Probably afraid to catch a Newport judge or politician getting his pole smoked. My masseuse came back in and we both exhaled. She said I had nothing to worry about. In Costa Mesa they measure your penis and charge you with anything from assault with a deadly weapon to public nuisance. She said I'd probably get off with time served. Ouch.

Hey all,

I hit up the Euclid / Ball parlor that is extremely hard to find. Right next to the Vietnamese sandwich shop. I cannot remember the name, but it was right to the good part off the bat. She was very short, probably just under 5' and very cute (young, maybe early 30's at the oldest). Bolt ons but pretty realistic, and very into it. If you don't care at all about the massage I would 100% check it out. There's no sign or anything, literally just a door next to the sandwich shop. GL.

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5949838]I think good lawyer can have LE eat their own dick. If any of you guys now one, please DM, just want to be on a safe side.[/QUOTE]The point is you don't want to get to that far to begin with. Good lawyers cost a lot of money for starters, and if you have a SO, explaining to her why you're hiring a lawyer to get you off the hook for tapping a piece of ass in an AMP wouldn't be a fun time. Never mind the pictures that could show up in local media of you sitting in the back of a cruiser in handcuffs. That what all of most LE wants anyway, to embarrass people to see who they can scare out of visiting these places.

Been out of the game for a while. Anyone have any fresh recommendations for what is similar to Nuru Gurus from back in the day? I'm a simple man and don't need FS. The simulation, passion, picking from a lineup, DFK. All of that was good. Does something like that exist today at any price point? I'd greatly appreciate any insight. Thank you friends!

Is anyone concerned for monkeypox? Seems like it's spreading in socal now. And doesn't look pretty either since it shows on your skin.

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Place off Tustin and the 5 freeway.

First of all, great BJ by miss Joanie.

Tall slender Korean girl had cute little dimples.

Walked in and expected a good handjob and came out with blaze of Glory.

Cum dripped mouth from a young 23 ish girl. Think it was her first day there. Ez parking in the center. Walked in and she gave me a big hug like a long lost lover from back in the hey day. Small b cup tits. Asked for $45 for half and hour massage. Led me to a back room. Super friendly and typical GFE If you tip her good. Not meant for smelly cheap ass dicks that see her. She swims the lights and whispers sweet nothings to my ear. Could barely hear her due to the loud thumping hip hop playing in the background speakers. If you walk in this place. Seems like a typical nuru shed. Had a choice of Korean, Japanese Hispanic and white chicks to choose from. Haven't been to a good place that offers a selection of beauty's like the old Bruce lee movie Enter the Dragon my old man used to play on vHs. The brunette girl looked just as good and young as the Korean lady that spoke perfect English, most likely was born here. She asked what you looking for? And I responded what's available? Didn't ask anything else she disrobes and has a nice tan body for a Korean chick, probably goes to tanning salons. I took my pants off and she rubs my butthole and starts to eat it like the buffet she's been waiting for all day. After a good 15 minutes spreading my ass cheek and basically ass to cock with her light playful tongue. Then all of sudden she shoves my face to her clean shaven puss. I went down town on her perfect pink lips not dark and scary ones most of the places been to in this forum. She came twice with my tongue twirling her twat. Sweetest nectar I have ever tasted, almost compares to Marcia the Nuru queen in my opinion. She then rides my cock like The latest porn star from only fans clubs. She barebacks and grinds her puss up and down til I come Inside her within 10 minutes. Tell me it's ok and give me a good back massage and slow my Cock rises for another puss pounding with her, this time I didn't come until 20 minutes and she gets off of me and says ready to Go to heaven? I said sure why the fuck not. Stick my Dick in her mouth and came so hard with dripping cum and thru her nose. [blue][Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin][/blue]that can take a big load from this AMP lover.

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[QUOTE=Kdiggity235;5949934]Been out of the game for a while. Anyone have any fresh recommendations for what is similar to Nuru Gurus from back in the day? I'm a simple man and don't need FS. The simulation, passion, picking from a lineup, DFK. All of that was good. Does something like that exist today at any price point? I'd greatly appreciate any insight. Thank you friends![/QUOTE]She's on Instagram.

[QUOTE=AmpLoverOC;5948362]Just like the Brady bunch there's a hot queen of nurus! Marcia Marcia Marcia. So glad I checked out her. A cute blondie in her late 20's. Smoking Bod like the tv show my old dad used to watch. Her apartment was a nice upscale area in Santa Ana, if you can call it that. She shares the place with her other friend, but I think she was a tranny because had a very deep voice.

LOL. I gladly passed I wanted Marcia to myself for a longer lasting relationship for money or course. No girl does this because she thinks you are hot or good looking. The people that say that In here are clearly daydreaming of their webcam and only fans girlfriends in my opinion. Just a reminder she's not here for Cheap skates or cheesy cock smelling that's for sure. Her Perky tits and a beautiful smile will make Any real man cum within 20 minutes. Maybe slammer has seen her since he gets around a lot in here. More angelic than devilish in my opinion when she smiles at you like a long lost lover. I was checking our all my IG queens of Nuru. So she takes off her yoga pants and tight bra top and immediately rubs oil all over her tits and told me to join her in rubbing her down. Who am I to say no to a beautiful goddess! Nice kicking curves just the right size ass not big but kinda bubbly like Marcia has in that 90's movie, aka Look up Ben stillers wife, Christine Taylor. Long blond hair to her perfect ass. Weighs about 110 120 about 5' 3", nice bigger C cups. She tells me to take my clothes off and enjoy the best hour of your life baby. And boy was she right. Forget all the other girls. I did feel bad my hairy cock got some in her teeth. Best FS nuru for $240, lots of Daty and BBBJ and came her moist, succulent pussy. Which was shaved thank god. Better than Palms / 109 in Lf / Bio / Bamboo or those other god forsaken places I will never go to again. Marcias got other nuru goddess friends as well. Going to keep me busy. And like the saying goes ' if ya wants to play! You got to Pay'.[/QUOTE]She works independently and sometimes posts on bedpage. Can't miss that pretty smile of hers for sure.

888 Spa and Rose spa been busted in cm, kinda bummed because they had this hot 24 yr old Asian girl with nice c cups that can swallow my cock like a banana split. Anyone here they been busting cm places? Inquiring minds want to know.

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[QUOTE=AmpLoverOC;5950081]Place off Tustin and the 5 freeway.

First of all, great BJ by miss Joanie.

Tall slender Korean girl had cute little dimples.

Walked in and expected a good handjob and came out with blaze of Glory.

Cum dripped mouth from a young 23 ish girl. Think it was her first day there. Ez parking in the center. Walked in and she gave me a big hug like a long lost lover from back in the hey day. Small b cup tits. Asked for $45 for half and hour massage. Led me to a back room. Super friendly and typical GFE If you tip her good. Not meant for smelly cheap ass dicks that see her. She swims the lights and whispers sweet nothings to my ear. Could barely hear her due to the loud thumping hip hop playing in the background speakers. If you walk in this place. Seems like a typical nuru shed. Had a choice of Korean, Japanese Hispanic and white chicks to choose from. Haven't been to a good place that offers a selection of beauty's like the old Bruce lee movie Enter the Dragon my old man used to play on vHs. The brunette girl looked just as good and young as the Korean lady that spoke perfect English, most likely was born here. She asked what you looking for? And I responded what's available? Didn't ask anything else she disrobes and has a nice tan body for a Korean chick, probably goes to tanning salons. I took my pants off and she rubs my butthole and starts to eat it like the buffet she's been waiting for all day. After a good 15 minutes spreading my ass cheek and basically ass to cock with her light playful tongue. Then all of sudden she shoves my face to her clean shaven puss. I went down town on her perfect pink lips not dark and scary ones most of the places been to in this forum. She came twice with my tongue twirling her twat. Sweetest nectar I have ever tasted, almost compares to Marcia the Nuru queen in my opinion. She then rides my cock like The latest porn star from only fans clubs. She barebacks and grinds her puss up and down til I come Inside her within 10 minutes. Tell me it's ok and give me a good back massage and slow my Cock rises for another puss pounding with her, this time I didn't come until 20 minutes and she gets off of me and says ready to Go to heaven? I said sure why the fuck not. Stick my Dick in her mouth and came so hard with dripping cum and thru her nose. Wow and good for the little Gook girl that can take a big load from this AMP lover.[/QUOTE]BTW. I saw 2 pigs at the place across from here.

[QUOTE=JustinAlias;5949849]I was at Seven Seas in Costa Mesa last year when two cops came in. My provider had just slipped back into her clothes as they entered and was whacking Willy for me. She went out to meet them. The other two ladies also had customers. They checked the business license and massage licenses on the wall. Amazingly they matched up. He made a comment about leaving the blinds open in the front windows. They never entered a room and left. Probably afraid to catch a Newport judge or politician getting his pole smoked. My masseuse came back in and we both exhaled. She said I had nothing to worry about. In Costa Mesa they measure your penis and charge you with anything from assault with a deadly weapon to public nuisance. She said I'd probably get off with time served. Ouch.[/QUOTE]That's why I try to avoid places that don't have security doors leading to the rooms.

Locking doors on the rooms themselves is great, but having the peice of mind on a "man trap" secondary door I gives me added sense of security.

Some places although probbably safe over all from a raid (F&C), and others, it's hard to go in as.