Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=BuyingSmiles;3103486]It's looks ridiculous and their is nothing sexy or appealing about it.

I don't understand the duck face pics or why, when a group of women get their picture taken, they all lean towards the middle as if there is a limited area that the camera will capture their image. The best is when you have 20 women, all leaning towards the middle & making duck faces.

Your so called pouty lips make you look like a duck, nobody wants to fuck a duck. (Well maybe Amon would want to fuck a duck) maybe we should start a USA Barn Yard Animals thread.

You think you look sexy, but I've included examples of what you really look like.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of that AFLAC commercial where the duck kept walking in front of different hair styles. Funny as hell attachments! Thanks for that Mr. Smiles.

BTW, I know those aren't hair pieces on the attachments. Makes it even more hilarious to me.

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You know the part of this that you're never allowed to talk about on the forum at anytime hoss.

No flag, but no mention is allowed, we don't want to give leads to guys who are into that.

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Some girls can pull it off.

[QUOTE=Glockman;3105867]Some girls can pull it off.[/QUOTE]Ok. Can't argue with that. But I would say that's not FULL ON DUCK Lips. That's more of a pout.

Which is OK. It's the look girls give when I say I want anal! LOL.

[QUOTE=Glockman;3105867]Some girls can pull it off.[/QUOTE]She'd look better with a nice smile.

[QUOTE=RogerOver;3105913]Ok. Can't argue with that. But I would say that's not FULL ON DUCK Lips. That's more of a pout.

Which is OK. It's the look girls give when I say I want anal! LOL.[/QUOTE]I said it was a pout.

[QUOTE=BuyingSmiles;3105948]She'd look better with a nice smile.[/QUOTE]I liked it and I took the picture. Took both kinds. Like a little variety.

[QUOTE=MeSoArnie;3100837]Ladies you are killing us here. Enough with the pouty lips. It makes you look ridiculous.

If you can pull it off naturally, then great. But if you have to force your lips to look that way then don't. What a freakn turn off.[/QUOTE]Thanks for bringing this up. I agree with you, but it didn't really bother me before. Now I notice how often the girls are doing it I their pics!

You expect me to read the titles?? LOL.

Good pic.

[QUOTE=Glockman;3106134]I said it was a pout.[/QUOTE]

I think RogerOver thought you said she was making that face because she had 'gout'! LOL, pretty lady.

[QUOTE=RogerOver;3106572]You expect me to read the titles?? LOL.

Good pic.[/QUOTE]

Guys, would you help me out on this one? And from what I have been reading, you have experienced the same problems. Impress upon the providers to have the supplies to clean us up before we leave. Best case scenario is fresh soap, towels, washcloth. I can understand that if at a motel she doesn't want to ask for a dozen towels to throw a red flag to the staff. But for like $2, you can buy a 150 pack of wet wipes from CVS. They are right across the aisle from the covers. For me, wet wipes are usually enough.

An old used towel, shirt, or other piece of cloth is nasty.

To me, the providers should provide these things. It's like having the tools of your trade with you, when you go to work.

I know it might not seem like much to make a quick stop at a store. I am usually short on time anyways, and stopping at the store is just eats up more time. We are paying for service, and her getting these supplies is part of the service, imo.

Pouty lips are fine, just as long as it's not exaggerated. What I don't like and have trouble looking at are the women who get lip injections to make their lips pouty and they overdue it, so they have fat lips. I think that looks stupid.

Escorts should be prepared with all supplies related to the trade. What are they expecting? That you are going to clean the spunk off your dick with your undershirt? LOL. Hotels have wash cloths and soap. If that's not available baby wipes work fine. They also need to bring lube and different sized condoms and enough so they don't run out. It's really tacky to tell the guy when he arrives that she doesn't have anymore condoms or to ask the guy to buy them. It's like a hairdresser who doesn't have towels or scissors! LOL Debbie xoxo.

[QUOTE=Benji513;3114079]Guys, would you help me out on this one? And from what I have been reading, you have experienced the same problems. Impress upon the providers to have the supplies to clean us up before we leave. Best case scenario is fresh soap, towels, washcloth. I can understand that if at a motel she doesn't want to ask for a dozen towels to throw a red flag to the staff. But for like $2, you can buy a 150 pack of wet wipes from CVS. They are right across the aisle from the covers. For me, wet wipes are usually enough.

An old used towel, shirt, or other piece of cloth is nasty.

To me, the providers should provide these things. It's like having the tools of your trade with you, when you go to work.

I know it might not seem like much to make a quick stop at a store. I am usually short on time anyways, and stopping at the store is just eats up more time. We are paying for service, and her getting these supplies is part of the service, imo.[/QUOTE]That's why I like swallowers who lick me clean and blow dry me afterwards.

Love it. Did you like to be blown dry on "high" or "low".

[QUOTE=Glockman;3114143]That's why I like swallowers who lick me clean and blow dry me afterwards.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Benji513;3114079]Guys, would you help me out on this one? And from what I have been reading, you have experienced the same problems. Impress upon the providers to have the supplies to clean us up before we leave. Best case scenario is fresh soap, towels, washcloth. I can understand that if at a motel she doesn't want to ask for a dozen towels to throw a red flag to the staff. But for like $2, you can buy a 150 pack of wet wipes from CVS. They are right across the aisle from the covers. For me, wet wipes are usually enough.

An old used towel, shirt, or other piece of cloth is nasty.

To me, the providers should provide these things. It's like having the tools of your trade with you, when you go to work.

I know it might not seem like much to make a quick stop at a store. I am usually short on time anyways, and stopping at the store is just eats up more time. We are paying for service, and her getting these supplies is part of the service, imo.[/QUOTE]Often fresh towels, soap and washcloth are available if you move up the pay scale a bit. It isn't always that way. But if you are expecting a provider just a step or two above a streetwalker to think ahead and spend time and money on you, you may be expecting too much. You know streetwalkers don't have it and you know a nice hotel does. See other complaints about providers that don't have protection. Those are usually at the bottom of the pay scale. I don't know your finances or requirements. But most guys have to choose quantity vs quality when they have a budget.

AMPs rotating girls really throws me for a loop!

She's an escort and should provide the basics, condoms, lube, washcloths, towels, baby wipes and have good hygiene. Lingerie and make up optional or as requested. I like wearing a dress. If these women can afford to advertise online and afford an outcall, it doesn't cost that much for a box of family pack condoms (or order Royal Crown online, 100 condoms for $20) drug store brand family pack baby wipes that will last. I buy two types of lube. The sticky gooky kind for anal and the regular liquid lube. What are these above street walker price points? Most if not all sex workers make more money than the majority of regular working folks and professionals. It's not costly overhead.

I just counted 82 (give or take) ads on the USA classifieds, not counting ads from previous days and weeks. Most ladies have multiple. Some have 4 or more- ads. Some have ads are under several different names with different specials. It's gotten to where the classifieds are too much to read, much less, keep track of.

A2, this needs to be fixed.

[QUOTE=Benji513;3114079]Guys, would you help me out on this one? And from what I have been reading, you have experienced the same problems. Impress upon the providers to have the supplies to clean us up before we leave. Best case scenario is fresh soap, towels, washcloth. I can understand that if at a motel she doesn't want to ask for a dozen towels to throw a red flag to the staff. But for like $2, you can buy a 150 pack of wet wipes from CVS. They are right across the aisle from the covers. For me, wet wipes are usually enough.

An old used towel, shirt, or other piece of cloth is nasty.

To me, the providers should provide these things. It's like having the tools of your trade with you, when you go to work.

I know it might not seem like much to make a quick stop at a store. I am usually short on time anyways, and stopping at the store is just eats up more time. We are paying for service, and her getting these supplies is part of the service, imo.[/QUOTE]The best ladies have clean linens, washcloths, towels, and offer the use of a decent shower. If a provider does these little things right, she will get repeat business and better clientele. If she offers a baby wipe or a used rag, she won't. It's the little things.

Thwack!

[QUOTE=Thwack;3116084]The best ladies have clean linens, washcloths, towels, and offer the use of a decent shower. If a provider does these little things right, she will get repeat business and better clientele. If she offers a baby wipe or a used rag, she won't. It's the little things.

Thwack![/QUOTE]I have warm wash cloths and hand towels for clean up, clean towels, sheets, and pillow cases. I want the best for the gentlemen that come to see me. I believe you are spending your hard earned money to have a great time so I want to make sure everyone gets the best.

Velvet does a BODY good!!

Xoxo.

[QUOTE=Gatty23;3115379]I just counted 82 (give or take) ads on the USA classifieds, not counting ads from previous days and weeks. Most ladies have multiple. Some have 4 or more- ads. Some have ads are under several different names with different specials. It's gotten to where the classifieds are too much to read, much less, keep track of.

A2, this needs to be fixed.[/QUOTE]Similarly, as far as I can tell the ads carry over from day to day. Would be nice to see when the ad was originally posted and / or last edited, rather than just looking like it's "current". Especially when there's "time-limited specials" involved. Hard to tell whether they're still relevant or not.

[QUOTE=Glockman;3114143]That's why I like swallowers who lick me clean and blow dry me afterwards.[/QUOTE]I thouoghly enjoy a woman who loves to eagerly clean up the mess she made, glossy lips are so hot.

[QUOTE=BlackKnight69;3116206]I thouoghly enjoy a woman who loves to eagerly clean up the mess she made, glossy lips are so hot.[/QUOTE]I will second that!

Im sure I'll be labeled as a hurtful SOB, but was trolling through SA. I cannot get over some of these ladies that categorize themselves as athletic or curvy. Maybe it's just me but when I look at some of the pics, these chics are plain and simple FAT. I'm thinking, at what point does being kind or sugar-coated become a down right lie.

Rant out.

[QUOTE=MeSoArnie;3116483]Im sure I'll be labeled as a hurtful SOB, but was trolling through SA. I cannot get over some of these ladies that categorize themselves as athletic or curvy. Maybe it's just me but when I look at some of the pics, these chics are plain and simple FAT. I'm thinking, at what point does being kind or sugar-coated become a down right lie.

Rant out.[/QUOTE]The guys come on here and say they are "thick" but still hot. I look at some of the reviews and can't believe these fellows are paying money to fuck these chicks and then say how awesome and attractive they are. Don't know if that says more about the guys or the girls.

[QUOTE=Gatty23;3115379]I just counted 82 (give or take) ads on the USA classifieds, not counting ads from previous days and weeks. Most ladies have multiple. Some have 4 or more- ads. Some have ads are under several different names with different specials. It's gotten to where the classifieds are too much to read, much less, keep track of.

A2, this needs to be fixed.[/QUOTE]How about adding a "Posted / Last Edited" field to the ad header? If the ad is being paid for yo be on top, fine, but the new info would at least let the guys know when the provider was actually actively modifying the post.

Taking it to the Octagon because a brief prior post search reveals this guy only seems to care about Emily Finker. Here's his latest of his total six posts (all of which are about Emily):

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3978-Escort-Reviews&p=3116581&viewfull=1#post3116581[/URL]

Ok, so how many more times do we need to know about Emily and her pimp and her needle fetish and her LE affiliations? There are plenty more great providers I think we'd all rather hear about from you IMHO (just as long as they're not named Emily).

M.

[QUOTE=MeSoArnie;3116483]Im sure I'll be labeled as a hurtful SOB, but was trolling through SA. I cannot get over some of these ladies that categorize themselves as athletic or curvy. Maybe it's just me but when I look at some of the pics, these chics are plain and simple FAT. I'm thinking, at what point does being kind or sugar-coated become a down right lie.

Rant out.[/QUOTE]LOL I agree with you. I posted something similar not so long ago. There are just some chicks that are hideous but hey, guys must be calling.

I agree with what you are saying. Most providers I am referring to, are average rates, at about 100 hhr 150 hr. Is that too cheap to ask for a towel, soap and washcloth? I figure a qv is just that, and wouldn't expect those things. Her licking me off isn't enough, if we are body to body and sweating on each other. So, on their end, its not much about cost, but about respecting yourself and the service you provide.

[QUOTE=Winston1984;3114529]Often fresh towels, soap and washcloth are available if you move up the pay scale a bit. It isn't always that way. But if you are expecting a provider just a step or two above a streetwalker to think ahead and spend time and money on you, you may be expecting too much. You know streetwalkers don't have it and you know a nice hotel does. See other complaints about providers that don't have protection. Those are usually at the bottom of the pay scale. I don't know your finances or requirements. But most guys have to choose quantity vs quality when they have a budget.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gatty23;3115379]I just counted 82 (give or take) ads on the USA classifieds, not counting ads from previous days and weeks. Most ladies have multiple. Some have 4 or more- ads. Some have ads are under several different names with different specials. It's gotten to where the classifieds are too much to read, much less, keep track of.

A2, this needs to be fixed.[/QUOTE]Some of them must be either reaching or desperate for service.

Some of them seem like they may possibly be spam references.

I was just reading some reviews in the USA section and saw some very different reviews of the exact same girl. I understand that we all have some different preferences and different comfort levels for what we are willing to deal with in this hobby. The different in review was Between Boxstar5 and Fatboy1. Fatboy1 reviewed Cristen Creme as if not a single issue. Then you read Boxstar and you say WTF! I have read some people on here that say simply state the facts of the service and what the girls offer rather than state the whole set up and environment.

I disagree, if I am paying for a service I want to know what I am getting into before I get there. Neighbors lingering? Smoke smell? Animals? Boyfriends or Family in the same house at the same time? Sores on the girl? Obvious Drug Habit?

Yes, it is nice to know about the services provided etc, but there are many more details that go into having an enjoyable experience besides just getting off.

IMO a girl can give a killer BBBJ but I may not enjoy it as much if I am laying there concerned about how bad I will stink after leaving 15-30 minutes later from the smoke smell or animal smell. And if routinely there is going to be someone in the next room or that I have to walk by going in. I am not even going to go to that person as I am sure a handful of others would agree.

I view this site as a way for those that take the plunge to share with others what they experienced. From the time they reached out, till the time they are walking out the door. Details matter to some of us and I call BS on the review from Fatboy1 and any other that has given Cristen Creme any good reviews up to this point if the situation truly is as bad as Boxstar explained.

This is just my opinion, but I am certain if Boxstar knew of the true conditions of that call, he would have used his money somewhere else. And if those girls go on here and see honest reviews of the conditions of where they are setting up shop and lose business because of it, will force them to improve the conditions or get out of the business.

[QUOTE=Addiction69;3117965]I was just reading some reviews in the USA section and saw some very different reviews of the exact same girl. I understand that we all have some different preferences and different comfort levels for what we are willing to deal with in this hobby. The different in review was Between Boxstar5 and Fatboy1. Fatboy1 reviewed Cristen Creme as if not a single issue. Then you read Boxstar and you say WTF! I have read some people on here that say simply state the facts of the service and what the girls offer rather than state the whole set up and environment.

I disagree, if I am paying for a service I want to know what I am getting into before I get there. Neighbors lingering? Smoke smell? Animals? Boyfriends or Family in the same house at the same time? Sores on the girl? Obvious Drug Habit?

Yes, it is nice to know about the services provided etc, but there are many more details that go into having an enjoyable experience besides just getting off.

IMO a girl can give a killer BBBJ but I may not enjoy it as much if I am laying there concerned about how bad I will stink after leaving 15-30 minutes later from the smoke smell or animal smell. And if routinely there is going to be someone in the next room or that I have to walk by going in. I am not even going to go to that person as I am sure a handful of others would agree.

I view this site as a way for those that take the plunge to share with others what they experienced. From the time they reached out, till the time they are walking out the door. Details matter to some of us and I call BS on the review from Fatboy1 and any other that has given Cristen Creme any good reviews up to this point if the situation truly is as bad as Boxstar explained.

This is just my opinion, but I am certain if Boxstar knew of the true conditions of that call, he would have used his money somewhere else. And if those girls go on here and see honest reviews of the conditions of where they are setting up shop and lose business because of it, will force them to improve the conditions or get out of the business.[/QUOTE]The encounter can vary widely and many times it can be due to us. However, when I saw her, she had no electricity and it was HOT. It was also night time. Beyond that, she was very nice and cconsiderate. One more thing. Some guys like to trash girls if their requests are not met, example BBFS. II'm not saying that happened here at all! But it can happen.

What do you guys think of this escort? Post here or PM me. By the way I'm a vegetarian, but if you are a carnivore meat eater I will still see you and won't try to convert you! .

10-19-16 16:50 #119.

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Corinne.

I texted her last year and she was a bit rude, wanted to know my weight, height and if I was a vegetarian. I said yes (I'm what some people call a semi) and BS that I jog a lot. I do a normal BMI and I don't jog.

I almost texted my dick size and girth. She would have freaked out.

I told me that she doesn't DO any overweight men etc.

She is extremely flaky but I would not be surprised if she blows and fucks.

Is it part of the game to set up an appointment then have it canceled and then get nothing but crickets?

There should be some type of user test that if you can't pass, you can't be here. Maybe I'm just being cranky as hell, but tired of low post people asking for help tying their shoes. I read this forum for several years learning before becoming a member and saying anything. I don't mind helping people or returning favors and pm friends know who they are. I'm tired of picking out the kids geranimal outfits for the day. Sorry, just the way I feel lately.

[QUOTE=Twisted69;3125000]There should be some type of user test that if you can't pass, you can't be here. Maybe I'm just being cranky as hell, but tired of low post people asking for help tying their shoes. I read this forum for several years learning before becoming a member and saying anything. I don't mind helping people or returning favors and pm friends know who they are. I'm tired of picking out the kids geranimal outfits for the day. Sorry, just the way I feel lately.[/QUOTE]This isn't rocket science it seems like some guys are scared to death of being caught or ripped off. Sorry this isn't a game for scared men if people are scared maybe they should go back to the old days Playboy in one hand Mr Happy in the other. HL29.

[QUOTE=Twisted69;3125000]There should be some type of user test that if you can't pass, you can't be here. Maybe I'm just being cranky as hell, but tired of low post people asking for help tying their shoes. I read this forum for several years learning before becoming a member and saying anything. I don't mind helping people or returning favors and pm friends know who they are. I'm tired of picking out the kids geranimal outfits for the day. Sorry, just the way I feel lately.[/QUOTE]I agree, and that's what I'm doing. I've installed plugins for tineye & google image searches which, in combination with the search functionality on this board, eliminate the need to really ask anything. It's actually quite hard to think of anything that hasn't already been asked so that may be the entire point of these useless posts. Which someone on another thread brought up. That they're really not clueless, they're just doing it to get their post count up for senior status. In either case (clueless or gaming system) I would advocate ignoring the question. But that would erode the sense of community here. So, instead of a test there could be a rating's system where you're given points per useful, informative, funny, etc. Post. Then the requirements for senior status could be changed to an amount of points. On top of that, you could have monitor the ratio of useless to non-useless posts and an admin could take action if the ratio was to high.

P.S. Ryder posted a picture, that I've never seen before, in her ad wearing glasses. I have to say she looks great with them, I bet she could totally pull off the sexy librarian look.

[QUOTE=Tactless;3125114]I agree, and that's what I'm doing. I've installed plugins for tineye & google image searches which, in combination with the search functionality on this board, eliminate the need to really ask anything. It's actually quite hard to think of anything that hasn't already been asked so that may be the entire point of these useless posts. Which someone on another thread brought up. That they're really not clueless, they're just doing it to get their post count up for senior status. In either case (clueless or gaming system) I would advocate ignoring the question. But that would erode the sense of community here. So, instead of a test there could be a rating's system where you're given points per useful, informative, funny, etc. Post. Then the requirements for senior status could be changed to an amount of points. On top of that, you could have monitor the ratio of useless to non-useless posts and an admin could take action if the ratio was to high.

P.S. Ryder posted a picture, that I've never seen before, in her ad wearing glasses. I have to say she looks great with them, I bet she could totally pull off the sexy librarian look.[/QUOTE]I like your ideas, but maybe too much labor for admin. I also don't think just being a senior member in itself carries much weight. I'm saying that 26 posts is not 865. When they're in the hundreds it usually equals years of experience for us FNG'S to benefit from. Thank you long time seniors! I really like your idea about Ryder. So who's going to be the first to request it?

[QUOTE=Tactless;3125114]I agree, and that's what I'm doing. I've installed plugins for tineye & google image searches which, in combination with the search functionality on this board, eliminate the need to really ask anything. It's actually quite hard to think of anything that hasn't already been asked so that may be the entire point of these useless posts. Which someone on another thread brought up. That they're really not clueless, they're just doing it to get their post count up for senior status. In either case (clueless or gaming system) I would advocate ignoring the question. But that would erode the sense of community here. So, instead of a test there could be a rating's system where you're given points per useful, informative, funny, etc. Post. Then the requirements for senior status could be changed to an amount of points. On top of that, you could have monitor the ratio of useless to non-useless posts and an admin could take action if the ratio was to high.

P.S. Ryder posted a picture, that I've never seen before, in her ad wearing glasses. I have to say she looks great with them, I bet she could totally pull off the sexy librarian look.[/QUOTE]Another Forum I belong to added a smit meter. If the member is a douche you can negatively smit him / her. If the member is helpful or contributes to the forum you can positively smit him. Her.