Massage Parlor Reports

Anyone suggest a decent AMP in the north Orlando area? I have tried them all and they all seem kinda lacking. Any help would be appreciated?

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1378685]No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.[/QUOTE]Right on Dude. The infamous man hater and her ugly friend. Thanks for the slam dunk! I had the unfortunate expierence of seeing both. What a waste. Total waste of money and time.

I visited the Sunflower Massage on South OBT just past the turnpike. Don't waste your time. I think they must have cats in the back. Perhaps dinner for later, but my eyes were watering the smell was so bad. There was a young asian guy at the front desk taking the door fee which is something like $34 hh and $68 fh. Totally legit massage. It was done one those poorly done oily jobs. I've mentioned before there are very few places around town where I can't get a pretty full menu, even on the first visit, but this is one of them. Absolutely no positive vibes or even any sense of any possibilities in the future. I did the full hour thinking I might need more time to "operate" but no luck at all. She did give me a card at the end and explained that after 10 visits, the 11th would be free. Are you kidding me? I will not repeat and dropped the card on the ground as I walked out the door.

Be safe out there!

WOF

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1378685]No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.[/QUOTE]Talk about nailing it. You did. Thanks.

Pbwardy is strong! One of my favorite posters; hard hitting, straight up AND entertaining.

Montana

[QUOTE=Exec Talent;1378852]Talk about nailing it. You did. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PlamoOne;1376011]Went earlier today and an older woman came to meet me and brought me to a room. I thought she was just there to bring me in the room but a few minutes later she came back and she was the provider to my dismay. Massage was ok (draped throughout) and after 30 or so minutes she asked me to flip and massaged the front and about 10 minutes she said it was done! No way I was leaving without a HE! I asked her I needed help down there and I think she understood and did what I wanted, after 3 minutes it was just not working so I told her as politely as I could if the other girl can help me instead, I really think she was mad and went out and called the other girl. Then in comes shara to the rescue! Wheew, she went to work right away, a lot of roaming and she made this awesome moaning that it didint take too long for me to pop. She was laying down on my belly when I came and I think she took a little bit on her pretty face. Definitely will go back but will make sure shara is the provider next time.[/QUOTE]You are the man! Geeze do I wish I did that last time I stopped by Star. Grandma was like a lifeless drone going thru the motions. It was awful. Sadly, I lost my job right after that rotten massage and I haven't been able to afford to go since. Sorry by the way for not contributing lately. Life sucks when you lose everything. The worst part is you have nothing but stress in your life, but you can't afford to see an AMP to do anything about it.

Anyway, nice job on the switch hitter. Way to take charge.

- MB

Hey guys.

Flying out of MCO; staying the night before in orlando. Looking for a nice, clean, safe MP. Prefer white girls, or asians who speak good english. Let me know any suggestions in PM.

Thanks!

Went to NT on Mills this past Saturday. Paid $70 for the hour, led to my room and on the bed I flopped. Young girl comes in with super nice fake-o's and a tight caboose. I was caught off guard because she spoke perfect english! Very nice massage with attention paid to all the right spots. She asked what I wanted and the full menu was available for. 40. 80 and. 150. I settled on. 40 and it was well worth it. Best. 40 I've ever spent as far as the service is concerned. The whole deal lasted probably an hour 15 so I got a little more for my money.

The desire for an AMP comes in waves for me, so in the distant future I just may repeat. I didn't get her name, but I wish I had so I could request her again.

When I went to ASSA down on I-Drive and loved it. YEAH NOT SO MUCH. Had time to kill went in for my usual 30 minutes with table shower and right away I knew it was gona be a hassle. The chic comes in and is like "Lay down. I go? UMMMM Shower. OH ok. Be right back?" She runs out then comes back to get shower ready I guess and then takes me. Stayed WAY WAY WAY away from my fun parts. So I KNOW. This is going to suck. In to the room, she starts and things are ok. GOOD MASSAGE don't get me wrong. But when it comes to the finale. NOTHING! Ok get up we done. REALLY. Oh ok. So I tipped her like $20. Cause I did not have a $10 and said thanks? (It was still a good massage I got out some kinks) BUT not the main relaxation part. So I leave out the side and wander up to the front, and the mamasan is like YES can I help? I was like yeah anyone else working OTHER THAN MIMI. No all other girls are busy! OH ok. YOU WERE MY FAVORITE. Walk out whatever. So avoid cause they are legit or I look like a frikin cop NOW. Whatever! Damnit. I still need a release. Maybe tomorrow I try something new. We shall see. Sorry guys will keep you updated cause I do love that ASSA gives the shower with the half-hour and it kills me that this has happened. It never happened before?

WBB

[QUOTE=Webebad; 1379500]When I went to ASSA down on I-Drive and loved it. YEAH NOT SO MUCH. Had time to kill went in for my usual 30 minutes with table shower and right away I knew it was gona be a hassle. The chic comes in and is like "Lay down. I go? UMMMM Shower. OH ok. Be right back?" She runs out then comes back to get shower ready I guess and then takes me. Stayed WAY WAY WAY away from my fun parts. So I KNOW. This is going to suck. In to the room, she starts and things are ok. GOOD MASSAGE don't get me wrong. But when it comes to the finale. NOTHING! Ok get up we done. REALLY. Oh ok. So I tipped her like $20. Cause I did not have a $10 and said thanks? (It was still a good massage I got out some kinks) BUT not the main relaxation part. So I leave out the side and wander up to the front, and the mamasan is like YES can I help? I was like yeah anyone else working OTHER THAN MIMI. No all other girls are busy! OH ok. YOU WERE MY FAVORITE. Walk out whatever. So avoid cause they are legit or I look like a frikin cop NOW. Whatever! Damnit. I still need a release. Maybe tomorrow I try something new. We shall see. Sorry guys will keep you updated cause I do love that ASSA gives the shower with the half-hour and it kills me that this has happened. It never happened before?

WBB[/QUOTE]You should also have some small bills just in case the massage ends up legit. $20 for a 30 mins legit massage is crazy. This is why these AMP chicks hassle us about the amount of tips we leave. Man an hour long legit massage should only get a $20 tip max.

I totally agree Jim. BUT I NEVER have had a bad time there. So why need small bills. I mean if it was some place NEW then maybe. BUT ASSA. It breaks my heart dude. It really does. Oh well se la vi.

WBB

[QUOTE=Webebad; 1379547]I totally agree Jim. BUT I NEVER have had a bad time there. So why need small bills. I mean if it was some place NEW then maybe. BUT ASSA. It breaks my heart dude. It really does. Oh well se la vi.

WBB[/QUOTE]I can understand the same place but I have found that sometimes even at these places YMMV if you get a new provider. If I recall correctly, there was once that I could not get change before I went to a place and I went to the front desk after and asked for change because I was not going to tip to much for a weak legit massage. I bet the therapist would have given you change if it came down to $10 or nothing. LOL

So I went and tried something FINALLY in dwtwn O-Town! I went to LAVENDER. Wow parking is tight outback. They answer door take you to room and ask for hour? Yes. Ok 60. NOW I am still a little deaf from a concert I went to recently so between that and her broken english this made for a hell of massage. Basically your paying 60 for the room guys lets be honest. It is what it is. As stated before various times. I haggled it came down to what was offered or what I understood. Needless to say cirane wrap is weird. I will leave it at that. I may try again but I doubt it. Seriously I am growing tired of these AMPs. I may take a little rest / vacation from AMP's. I need it. Again it's good for what it is. Enjoy guys!

WBB

Went to NT Lady left room 4 times. Once was to go to the other room to give some other dude a little something. I told her I found this very rude. She told me if I did not want my massage women leaving the room then go to a fucking spa! I then was getting dressed casue I was really not in mood for anything other than just get out. This is when the lady start yelling for me to get my shit and get out. That I was no good and to tell who ever sent me there that she is not nuts that they are. She also told me that she knew me before when I use to see Lilly and I was always mean to Lilly. I never have seen this lady before but I think it is one of the ladies you guys seems to follow around. WOW I guess I am just a old asshole. I always thought it was just a little saying but I guess I really am.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1378685]No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.[/QUOTE]I agree that the Temple location seems to attract some weird ones I. E Red haired Heather. I have found Andrea to be a fairly good masseuse but a little rough. I agree she is over priced. The HE seems to be something she will do but just for the extra $$. The other problem she is pretty persistent in texting about coming back for another appt.

FYI. This place was always pretty legit but I have had a few self serves up in there. One while the therapist was washing my boys. I by there and was waiting in the room and a thick white girl walked in. She said the owner has done away with the Asians because they was doing things they were not suppose to do. She said they even have a guy therapist up in there. They still have the TS and she gave a great deep tissue massage but you probably don't want to waste your time and money if looking for something else.

[QUOTE=Fluxaeon;1380093]I agree that the Temple location seems to attract some weird ones I. E Red haired Heather. I have found Andrea to be a fairly good masseuse but a little rough. I agree she is over priced. The HE seems to be something she will do but just for the extra $$. The other problem she is pretty persistent in texting about coming back for another appt.[/QUOTE]I liked Andrea's massage it was very relaxing and worth the coin. I will have to say she was not mechanical on the ending and I had more fun with her than most AMPs.

[QUOTE=Jimhatz;1379702]I can understand the same place but I have found that sometimes even at these places YMMV if you get a new provider. If I recall correctly, there was once that I could not get change before I went to a place and I went to the front desk after and asked for change because I was not going to tip to much for a weak legit massage. I bet the therapist would have given you change if it came down to $10 or nothing. LOL[/QUOTE]Disappointed to hear about the change at Assa. Although it's fell out of my rotation recently it's always been steady service. If you're looking for a great massage and he that's the place to go. The therapists are a little older and very limited roaming but they know what they are doing. Also the place is clean. I've even seen them change the sheets in front of me which is something you don't see enough of. The downside is $90 vs $80 charge

[QUOTE=Wsgmail;1380039]Went to NT Lady left room 4 times. Once was to go to the other room to give some other dude a little something. I told her I found this very rude. She told me if I did not want my massage women leaving the room then go to a fucking spa! I then was getting dressed casue I was really not in mood for anything other than just get out. This is when the lady start yelling for me to get my shit and get out. That I was no good and to tell who ever sent me there that she is not nuts that they are. She also told me that she knew me before when I use to see Lilly and I was always mean to Lilly. I never have seen this lady before but I think it is one of the ladies you guys seems to follow around. WOW I guess I am just a old asshole. I always thought it was just a little saying but I guess I really am.[/QUOTE]Man I would have cussed that HO out! She should have been so apologetic. I sorry but some of these tricks are getting beyond themselves and need to be checked. So how long did your massage last and I know you did not tip her did you? I have been there before for an hour massage and got interrupted by another customer when I was only about 10 mins in. The other customer must have only wanted a 30 min so she came and asked if I was in a rush and could she go do his first. I said ok but my time was starting over and she gave me a double pop. That how it should be. They need to give you something extra for them inconveniencing you.

[QUOTE=Muff Luva;1068597]So I moved here from NYC and thought I had my fill of AMP, but I'm starting to miss it. The other day I'm downloading some educational material and came across nuru massage and almost died. Anyone have any leads on a good slip n slide in this area besides wet n wild?[/QUOTE]I dreamt about Aura a few times. Once with her friend named Karma that last I heard was now working with a new girl. She has her own place in Orlando set up really interesting with a blow up mattress and sofa. She uses the real Nuru gel and its a great experience. Parking is directly outside of her townhome in a really tightly packed community. Not too comfortable with parking as I'm sure she has a good deal of traffic, she has advertised heavily, and the neighbors must all know. Now that I'm thinking about this again, I think I'll repeat. Suggest trying it at least once.

[QUOTE=Phatpistol;1380713]I liked Andrea's massage it was very relaxing and worth the coin. I will have to say she was not mechanical on the ending and I had more fun with her than most AMPs.[/QUOTE]Does she allow you to see the antennas on both towers to give you better roaming or with her do you just get a limited access relaxation visit?

Anyone see Catelyea lately? She used to advertise on BP a few months ago, haven't seen anything for a while.

PM if prefer.

Anyone try this new place advertised on BP (Miss May at 2400 Washington)? They say open 24 hours, and today $40. If I don't hear anything I'll TOFTT.

Also, has anyone had any better experience than mine (with the very big girl) at the new place on 192 next to Sunshine next to the mini golf?

With so many mixed reviews of NT lately and some of them being really good. I decided to check it out for myself.

I ended up with Kim, which I was happy with because I really wanted to see what she was all about after hearing good and bad. I have to tell you. This massage ranked as the best I have ever had. I don't profess to be someone that goes all the time, but I have had my share. She really knows what she is doing. It was so relaxing and perfect today.

Kim was incredibly kind and friendly the whole time too.

The menu had some options. I went with the mid grade choice which was going to be $80 more after the house fee, but I agreed to $20 additional on top for an extra taste. $.70 being the total damage. After we were done with the everything, she said that I still had ten minutes left and offered to finish with massaging my scalp and feet. It accepted and chatted to up with her. I know it is YMMV, but she was great to me today. I would most definitely see her again.

In town, and have been craving some Chinese Food.

Saw all the chatter about Kim. Haven't seen soooo many mixed reviews about a persons service in ages. So decided to finally dine in and see what the menu was like for myself!

First off, she has perfect english. No accent what so ever. She claims to be half Viet and half Chinese. I'm happy Kim was my attendant because after seeing Ayda, I was so turned off. Ayda is probably late 30's into early 40's.

Anyway, decided to have dinner for the hour. .7 entry massage was okay. Not much to talk about. She seems to only know how to do the Kneading technique which gets quite uncomfy after 5 minutes. But the massage gets better and much more intuitive once moving toward the lower back / upper leg region. Soft and sensual, just how I like it. With a hint of teasing. On the flip, full menu. Had a ball at the Y and enjoyed a full coarse.

Must say, she has the best pair of bolt on I've ever seen. And those nips. Mmmmm sooo good! I'd rank her one of the best in the Orlando area. Service was great, massage was ok.

She's prettier and has a nicer body than most of the ladies down the street at Far Orient. Speaking of which-don't EAT THE CANDY THEY HAVE AT FAR ORIENT! I went for a visit not to long ago and glanced over eat the candy jar in one of the rooms. There were two huge fucking roaches enjoying their candy desert! Those fuckers had to be the largest roaches I; ve ever seen! OMG.

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman; 1381301]Anyone try this new place advertised on BP (Miss May at 2400 Washington)? They say open 24 hours, and today $40. If I don't hear anything I'll TOFTT.

Also, has anyone had any better experience than mine (with the very big girl) at the new place on 192 next to Sunshine next to the mini golf?[/QUOTE]Checked it out over the weekend. Two very nice older Chinese ladies giving massages. The shop itself is, of course, brand new so very clean and fresh. Massage was above average in quality. Nancy provided my massage. She speaks english well and has a nice personality. As noted she is older so I didn't push to see what's available as I wasn't interested. Left relaxed and happy. Won't go out of my way to return any time soon.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1378685]No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.[/QUOTE]Thank you Sweetie! What makes the difference is that we love what we do! I am sorry I being very hard to reach, but I am about to finish my associate and the school is in Fort Lauderdale! So imagine how hard its being lately. But this is my last week, witch I will be staying in fort Lauderdale, then will be back on track with my profesion. I am sooooo exited and can't wait to show my skills to all of you!

Xoxoxoxoxo Joan

[QUOTE=OldPumper; 1381534]Kim sounds like allot of fun! Is full service available with her there? If so what's the damage? Where is this place located at? Thanks in advance for sharing if you can help me out!

Happy Hunting!

OP[/QUOTE]NT is on Mills south of SR50. A favorite. I guessed I missed out as I was not offered FS by Kim. She is nice. Would recommend.

[QUOTE=SeanPatel;1381427]Speaking of which-don't EAT THE CANDY THEY HAVE AT FAR ORIENT![/QUOTE]LMAO, it took me forever to try and figure out the code for this one. Turns out, don't eat the candy means don't eat the candy. Who'd of guessed?

Thanks for the warning brother. And the laugh.

So I've visited this place MANY MANY MANY times with hopes of finding a gem. Or even hopes of some action.

Ok, let me quite lying. I was truly hoping to get the receptionist, Anna, to be my therapist. She is one fine looking lady. Anna is so hot. I figured if I made myself relevant and showed her that I was a regular. I could somehow talk her into being my therapist.

NEGATIVE. LOL. None-the-less, The therapist who always attended to me. Cocoa, Always gave an awesome massage. 100% legit, but no extras!

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2849857158.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker; 1382096]LMAO, it took me forever to try and figure out the code for this one. Turns out, don't eat the candy means don't eat the candy. Who'd of guessed?

Thanks for the warning brother. And the laugh.[/QUOTE]Should've been crystal clear after reading the remainder of the post. Now if he would've said "don't eat the candy at Far Orient" and left it at that, then I can understand how one would think he was referring to a different kind of "candy".

I used to visit someone really special at Lotus (She had been there quite some time) in Casselberry. I moved away a few years ago, now I see that an AMP has moved in. Anyone know where she went? I am coming into town and would like to see her again.

[QUOTE=SeanPatel; 1382108]So I've visited this place MANY MANY MANY times with hopes of finding a gem. Or even hopes of some action.

Ok, let me quite lying. I was truly hoping to get the receptionist, Anna, to be my therapist. She is one fine looking lady. Anna is so hot. I figured if I made myself relevant and showed her that I was a regular. I could somehow talk her into being my therapist.

NEGATIVE. LOL. None-the-less, The therapist who always attended to me. Cocoa, Always gave an awesome massage. 100% legit, but no extras!

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2849857158.html[/url][/QUOTE]I had Anna twice about a yr ago. They were super busy with no therapist available and she did not want to lose the business and I was a regular. I than was able to get another one from her. Very nice and legit. Coco is her sister

And gives nice massage also as well as alice. There was one therapist back in the days that really clicked with me and I left happy with very little tip required. I use to see her almost every week.

As many of you know I am not an owner of this establishment, Lucky Dragon, but have been a big fan, until now. I went and had a dream about two weeks and drew an older gal who was a 3 on AMP scale at best. She gave nice massage (7) but didn't really appreciate my roaming hands like was usual there. She ran through massage and finished with TS and reluctantly I left happy despite many broken english promises not to tell boss because she needed her job. I apologize that I do not recall her name but I may have blocked it from memory. She did not wear the usual tennis outfit uniform. So went back a week later in hopes of shaking off the unfortunate streak. My million dollar gut was telling me it was not going to be so good but the little general was saying otherwise. Should have listened to the gut. I drew jennifer, older Asian lady who spoke broken english. Decent massage (7. 5) but covered me up and did the little flip the corner of the towel thing to get at glutes and again no love of roaming hands. TS at the end, with no attention to the boys. She even covered them up during TS (a first for me). So I popped a pup-tent with her face-cloth attempted cover and begged for some help. Nothing but pained look followed, hers first, then mine. She suggested self-help, which seemed like a necessary conclusion but then I didn't want to give her the satisfaction of my lack of satisfaction. So I denied her the pleasure of watching me. Then I taught her a lesson in the difference between a canoe and unsatisfied customer. Canoes will tip! She got as stiffed as I left. Thanks for nothing. Dog. Out!

[QUOTE=Pinoboy;1382300]Should've been crystal clear after reading the remainder of the post. Now if he would've said "don't eat the candy at Far Orient" and left it at that, then I can understand how one would think he was referring to a different kind of "candy".[/QUOTE]Thanks for pointing out the obvious pinboy. Yes it was obvious after I continued reading. That's what I said. What's with the asshole treatment?

[QUOTE=SeanPatel; 1382108]So I've visited this place MANY MANY MANY times with hopes of finding a gem. Or even hopes of some action.

Ok, let me quite lying. I was truly hoping to get the receptionist, Anna, to be my therapist. She is one fine looking lady. Anna is so hot. I figured if I made myself relevant and showed her that I was a regular. I could somehow talk her into being my therapist.

NEGATIVE. LOL. None-the-less, The therapist who always attended to me. Cocoa, Always gave an awesome massage. 100% legit, but no extras!

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2849857158.html[/url][/QUOTE]This place has soooooo many bad reviews. I don't know why people keep trying. I don't even know how is still open.

Just stay away! You are better spending your cash at Wal-Mart, at least you will be able to see nice chicks with tight jeans.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Bez191; 1382942]This place has soooooo many bad reviews. I don't know why people keep trying. I don't even know how is still open.

Just stay away! You are better spending your cash at Wal-Mart, at least you will be able to see nice chicks with tight jeans.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]In the sense of massage with hopes of a quick tug-then yes, it will have HORRIBLE reviews. You can't get any of the therapist to get near the boys. However, as far as a legit massage. I can't see why they'll get bad reviews. They obviously do really well- Every time I visit, I have to make an appointment. Else CoCo will be booked for the remainder of the evening.

Cheers

[QUOTE=LawDog17;1382762]As many of you know I am not an owner of this establishment, Lucky Dragon, but have been a big fan, until now. I went and had a dream about two weeks and drew an older gal who was a 3 on AMP scale at best. She gave nice massage (7) but didn't really appreciate my roaming hands like was usual there. She ran through massage and finished with TS and reluctantly I left happy despite many broken english promises not to tell boss because she needed her job. I apologize that I do not recall her name but I may have blocked it from memory. She did not wear the usual tennis outfit uniform. So went back a week later in hopes of shaking off the unfortunate streak. My million dollar gut was telling me it was not going to be so good but the little general was saying otherwise. Should have listened to the gut. I drew jennifer, older Asian lady who spoke broken english. Decent massage (7. 5) but covered me up and did the little flip the corner of the towel thing to get at glutes and again no love of roaming hands. TS at the end, with no attention to the boys. She even covered them up during TS (a first for me). So I popped a pup-tent with her face-cloth attempted cover and begged for some help. Nothing but pained look followed, hers first, then mine. She suggested self-help, which seemed like a necessary conclusion but then I didn't want to give her the satisfaction of my lack of satisfaction. So I denied her the pleasure of watching me. Then I taught her a lesson in the difference between a canoe and unsatisfied customer. Canoes will tip! She got as stiffed as I left. Thanks for nothing. Dog. Out![/QUOTE]A couple of days ago I had a bad experience here. Based on past post, it seems to be a good place, but for some reason my first visit was so-so at best.

The massage was a 7 out of 10, but the ending was self-serve. She told me that they were 100% legit. But the wire thing is that after I started while she looked at me, she started playing with the boys and allowed me to room every corner of her body.

Another thing was that I paid with my Credit Card and the receptionist committed an error and charged me 10 bucks for processing fee. When I clamed she did not know how to fix the problem and gave me a 10 discount to balance it out. When I told her the discount was a normal practice they do, she apologized and gave me two ten buck discount. She did not know how to fix her mishap.

I'm not sure if I'll got back.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker;1382908]Thanks for pointing out the obvious pinboy. Yes it was obvious after I continued reading. That's what I said. What's with the asshole treatment?[/QUOTE]With all due respect, no you didn't say "it was obvious after I continued reading". You stated it took you forever to figure out the "code". That statement implies that you either didn't read the whole post, or that you did, but that it was still not obvious to you, at least not right away, that he was being literal when referring to candy. Wasn't trying to be an asshole though.

[QUOTE=Bez191; 1382949]A couple of days ago I had a bad experience here. Based on past post, it seems to be a good place, but for some reason my first visit was so-so at best.

The massage was a 7 out of 10, but the ending was self-serve. She told me that they were 100% legit. But the wire thing is that after I started while she looked at me, she started playing with the boys and allowed me to room every corner of her body.

Another thing was that I paid with my Credit Card and the receptionist committed an error and charged me 10 bucks for processing fee. When I clamed she did not know how to fix the problem and gave me a 10 discount to balance it out. When I told her the discount was a normal practice they do, she apologized and gave me two ten buck discount. She did not know how to fix her mishap.

I'm not sure if I'll got back.[/QUOTE]Lucky Dragon is not associated with Asian Palace any more. I had the same experience at Lucky Dragon. I think that I should have spent my money at Asian Palace instead. Be safe.