Open letter to Chriss and Swaggs
Some days I sit here and think: "Seriously? I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people here (Chriss and Swaggs), but they apparently aren't coming back for any of them".
Other days I sit here and listen to people (Chriss and Swaggs) and think: "For real? That's the sperm that won"?
If either of them put the same effort into their hobbies as they do posting garbage to the board, Chriss would be getting some GOOD pussy for a change, and [blue][Deleted by Admin]
no fucking way. All you guys need to dial some of this shit back.
We are getting close to a time out in the trap again.[/blue]
S-M-H!
Since when did A2 put you in charge?
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2994339]Could you please add the post # of the review you originally did, I'm assuming there is one after 2 negative posts today!
Swags.[/QUOTE]Please let us know. I guess you think you are now in charge of the content of the board?
More myth busting with Savanna
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2994633]C3 is an old old man monopolizing on young woman.[/QUOTE]Wow! You just described almost every guy on here. Well, except the 14 year old pimply faced kid that wanks in the dark while watching his MILF neighbor work in the yard in her teeny bikini. I think I am in good company.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2994633]If an escort needs business then it her duty to advertise in such a way to attract business!! C3 has been promoting girls like Nikki Nikki![/QUOTE]Sure. If a reliable lady tells me she needs business it is my duty to tell others. Right?
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2994633] Also when I wrote a post complimenting Grandpa c 3 he sent VPN and was saying that he would like to set up an appointment with me when he got back from his roadie gig. Right after that the lovely StankStuff sent me a text saying how can you believe it C3 just set up an appointment and he's coming to see her that day at 6 o'clock.[/QUOTE]Calling bull shit on this one. Every lady I see, including you, knows I am a morning man. Early afternoon at the latest.
Now, have I ever lied to a lady? Damn straight, I have. The reason I stopped seeing you was because you betrayed a sacred trust. Same reason many gentlemen chose to not see you. I told you that straight at the time.
[QUOTE=Swagannsa;2994633] These guys are nothing the clownsu preying on fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]I have no idea what you just wrote. Anybody else understand?
C3.
No idea what she just wrote.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2996113]Wow! You just described almost every guy on here. Well, except the 14 year old pimply faced kid that wanks in the dark while watching his MILF neighbor work in the yard in her teeny bikini. I think I am in good company.
Sure. If a reliable lady tells me she needs business it is my duty to tell others. Right?
Calling bull shit on this one. Every lady I see, including you, knows I am a morning man. Early afternoon at the latest.
Now, have I ever lied to a lady? Damn straight, I have. The reason I stopped seeing you was because you betrayed a sacred trust. Same reason many gentlemen chose to not see you. I told you that straight at the time.
I have no idea what you just wrote. Anybody else understand?
C3.[/QUOTE]That is what cheap drugs will do to her.
Birthday Wishes to the Beautiful Savanna
I just wanted to take a moment out of my very busy weekend to wish my dear special friend a very Happy Birthday and many many more!! I swear you look 25 year's old love! Me and you have had a complex past year, but we've become even more close than we already were. I truly miss having sex with you!! It was some of the best pussy I've ever had.
Happy Birthday my sweet love!!
Change the dosage Miss Piggy.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;3002167]Oh and BTW, Grandpa C3 was in my room asking me all his questions in the evening, I believe it was like a 7 pm appointment or so. So you need to just so posting because you a liar, liars don't remember their lies and you look stupid!! I meant that literally!
Swags.[/QUOTE]Pot meet kettle.
There has never been a bigger liar than you Miss Triple Chin Piggy.
The problems with usasexguide
I try to be accurate without the gory details. The problem I have is going thru here and deciding what report is real and what one is bull shit.
I think you have to look at their history.
[QUOTE=Carlosa;3002469]I try to be accurate without the gory details. The problem I have is going thru here and deciding what report is real and what one is bull shit.[/QUOTE]On the surface, who knows. Until you spend time on here and see how each person operates. Then, decide for yourself.
Over time, you will learn who to trust, who embellishes, and who is potentially unreliable.
Maybe. Why should I care?
[QUOTE=Swaganna;3002167]Oh and BTW, Grandpa C3 was in my room asking me all his questions in the evening, I believe it was like a 7 pm appointment or so. So you need to just so posting because you a liar, liars don't remember their lies and you look stupid!! I meant that literally!
Swags.[/QUOTE]OK. I have no idea how many times you and I have seen each other. I really don't keep track of that. I think at least two because I remember seeing you on Lee Rd. Something about your "brother" living with you or something like that? And also at the extended stay. I know I wrote four reviews. All good. You earned it. Unfortunately, one was on Red Book so only FBI agents are enjoying that one. I think the one I wrote on you on this site still gets mentioned from time to time as a true work of literary genious, if I do say so myself. No brag. Just fact.
Did I see you at 7 PM? If you say so, I guess. If so, then it is the only time I have ever seen a SP in the evening while home. Now, on the road is a different story. I have bedded quite a few amateur stage door mamas in a few cities when the opportunity arises. And I pay to play, especially in legendary cities like Boston, Las Vegas, Tijuana, Chicago, Phoenix and probably others. Don't just take my word for it, read my reviews in those and other cities.
So, why all the anger? You have been a good prostitute. Fun GFE times, good value. Frankly, the only reason I say that is because I read the reviews I wrote and that is what I wrote back then. Too many ladies since I stopped seeing you to remember details. But we can all tell when you are either off your meds or on the candy because your sentences stop making sense. And, it is obvious, you confuse some facts. Which means they ain't facts.
I do wish you well.
C3.
We now have a new standard of quality REVIEW!
[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;3003226]The Rat Trap Ministers of Justice have determined, after repeated personal disclosures and repeat violations of the monger / escort code of conduct, ie, what is private stays private, that Miss Triple Chin Fat Piggy aka in a previous life as Savanna shall be flogged repeatedly and put up for public humiliation.
Until she utters her last grunt, the flogging will continue.[/QUOTE]Is this a SP worthy of Sissy Chrissy personally bonding out of jail or not! Thank you SO much my ex felon friend, I have never laughed so hard.
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Poor self deluted tampon.
[QUOTE=Chris5;3002799]I honestly don't know if you're a chick or a dude. Honestly I could care less what you are. I will use you as an example between FACT and FICTION. It is a FACT that I am without a doubt the most respected on most recognizable monger handle on this great site. My word's and opinions actually mean something when I speak. That's a FACT! You on the other hand, are all talk AND you carry on like a female! FACT is that outside of the RAT TRAP, no one knows or cares what the hell you have to say. You speak FICTION while I speak truth and actual facts! You and many many other mongers in Orlando seem to HIDE behind there computer and their monger handle. There is ZERO secret that I constantly post where I am and when. There are literally thousands of mongers that follow my posts and have said WHY do you post what club you're at etc. The answer is simple. I'm a REAL motherfucker that's why! No fear this way. Hell YES I'm a convicted felon, two times over if you really want to know the truth, So are you saying that convicted felons are not real people? I don't hide who I am and what I am.
Savanna is one of the most real down chicks I have EVER come across. Do you want a nice clean respectful chick who is clean and sober with no kind of criminal background? Good luck with that BBH! All the females got shit in their closet and you know what? So fucking what! Not my business, who am I to judge? I despise liars and fake people. Savanna definitely ain't FAKE and she speaks her mind. In my opinion she is a down ass chick who I personally would bond out of jail in a heartbeat. She may not be your or a lot of other members on here kind of chick but she's definitely my kind of girl. Criminals tend to love other criminals right? LOL!! It could be 4 am in the middle of a hurricane and if Savanna called me for help, I would fo sho be right there.
Finally, your chick list of reputable provider's is fucking flawed dude. Savanna name should be at the top of that list. Marina I have no comment. Ashley Monroe from all my intel is a pure junkie nasty ho. Paige is not even worth me calling her any names AND I pray she leave Florida and NEVER returns, trust me, no one will miss her! Monica Murno I will say this much, HAS fucking guts!! It's extremely rare that I ever make a mistake, but when I do, I'm man enough to admit it! Monica Murno is one cool ass chick who has my respect. Monica indeed is a beautiful young woman, ALL WOMAN!! The rest of you so called MEN on here could take some lessons from Savanna and Monica on how NOT to be a pussy.[/QUOTE]What's is really fact or fiction? Fact is you made several bold statements and got called out. I reached out to Atlanta, no one has heard of you. Miami I pm'd a couple guys I send Intel back and forth with as they travel like I do. No one thinks you're top shit. Fact is, fucko, no one really cares what useless drivel comes spewing out of that gas expeller you call a mouth. Well except for your little ho miss swiggy. I've been told before that your reviews are repetitious at best and reminded them of what you do for a living. Selling streetwalkers their fix out of your car. It's the only way they'd see you based off what I've heard about the great lispy. As for your newfound respect for Monica? She playing everyone against each other. Or did you forget about this pic? I guess she's creating drama for kicks. It's okay though. I'm sure karma will hit her like it did miss swiggy. Batshit crazy and all.
Keep my name out of of why'all shit
[QUOTE=Chris5;3002799]I honestly don't know if you're a chick or a dude. Honestly I could care less what you are. I will use you as an example between FACT and FICTION. It is a FACT that I am without a doubt the most respected on most recognizable monger handle on this great site. My word's and opinions actually mean something when I speak. That's a FACT! You on the other hand, are all talk AND you carry on like a female! FACT is that outside of the RAT TRAP, no one knows or cares what the hell you have to say. You speak FICTION while I speak truth and actual facts! You and many many other mongers in Orlando seem to HIDE behind there computer and their monger handle. There is ZERO secret that I constantly post where I am and when. There are literally thousands of mongers that follow my posts and have said WHY do you post what club you're at etc. The answer is simple. I'm a REAL motherfucker that's why! No fear this way. Hell YES I'm a convicted felon, two times over if you really want to know the truth, So are you saying that convicted felons are not real people? I don't hide who I am and what I am.
Savanna is one of the most real down chicks I have EVER come across. Do you want a nice clean respectful chick who is clean and sober with no kind of criminal background? Good luck with that BBH! All the females got shit in their closet and you know what? So fucking what! Not my business, who am I to judge? I despise liars and fake people. Savanna definitely ain't FAKE and she speaks her mind. In my opinion she is a down ass chick who I personally would bond out of jail in a heartbeat. She may not be your or a lot of other members on here kind of chick but she's definitely my kind of girl. Criminals tend to love other criminals right? LOL!! It could be 4 am in the middle of a hurricane and if Savanna called me for help, I would fo sho be right there.
Finally, your chick list of reputable provider's is fucking flawed dude. Savanna name should be at the top of that list. Marina I have no comment. Ashley Monroe from all my intel is a pure junkie nasty ho. Paige is not even worth me calling her any names AND I pray she leave Florida and NEVER returns, trust me, no one will miss her! Monica Murno I will say this much, HAS fucking guts!! It's extremely rare that I ever make a mistake, but when I do, I'm man enough to admit it! Monica Murno is one cool ass chick who has my respect. Monica indeed is a beautiful young woman, ALL WOMAN!! The rest of you so called MEN on here could take some lessons from Savanna and Monica on how NOT to be a pussy.[/QUOTE]First off I'm no fuckn pussy! Hell yea I told you to pull up on me talking shit, guess I'm nuts but I'm no pusssy! Did you pull up hell no so end of fuckn story! So what if nobody wants to see me because I'm brave and stand up to bullies!! So fuckn what my pusssy will still sell!! So Paige do me a favor and quit texting and sending pm to guys about me and Chris texting it's irrevalant because it wasn't for a date trust me it was to stand up to a bully!! You live for drama girl it's sad! Do what you do best provide a good service and stay out of the fuckn drama damn!
Paige is old gamer and bishop black hat!! And fuck Chris we ain't no fuckn friends
[QUOTE=OldGamer;3004524]What's is really fact or fiction? Fact is you made several bold statements and got called out. I reached out to Atlanta, no one has heard of you. Miami I pm'd a couple guys I send Intel back and forth with as they travel like I do. No one thinks you're top shit. Fact is, fucko, no one really cares what useless drivel comes spewing out of that gas expeller you call a mouth. Well except for your little ho miss swiggy. I've been told before that your reviews are repetitious at best and reminded them of what you do for a living. Selling streetwalkers their fix out of your car. It's the only way they'd see you based off what I've heard about the great lispy. As for your newfound respect for Monica? She playing everyone against each other. Or did you forget about this pic? I guess she's creating drama for kicks. It's okay though. I'm sure karma will hit her like it did miss swiggy. Batshit crazy and all.[/QUOTE]Since you texting me this Moring with your Shenigannas stop using muti accounts trying to ruin girls reputation and focus on your own you stay and shit you too old for that! You know I ain't try to play no body against nobody I mind my fuckn business you the one hating ass!! You mad because I ended the doubles which ended your cash flow so stop it! And stop using muti handles!! Don't say you are not because you are I sit there and watch you log in as bishop black hat! Know didn't you Paige!