I JUST SAVED 100% on my monger insurance, in less than 30 min.
LET ME HELP YOU SAVE TOO!
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I posted this link seeing she took her ad down already. I did my research and found that "Carmen" was on a good list of providers. I placed a well timed call to our dear Carmen only to have an immediate text back to say she text only. Strange but ok seeing that most don't like to text. I verified that it was her and she said to now call, which I did.
We spoke on the phone where she immediately took charge of the conversation breaking out the PGA rule book like it was a telePrompter script. I should have flagged myself there but I played into her being "in charge". Our conversation was cordial but I had the distinct feeling that I was being treated like an amateur. I mentioned that it wasn't my first rodeo and I was interested in her menu. She said. 75 for the HH and 1. H rate. I said "so, that includes a tip?" Ahhhh no. She "strongly" suggested that most do the hour for the first time. The HH was not with tip, but she assured happiness after I asked. It felt like an up sell from the get go.
So I mentioned that I was more into the hh rate seeing it was the first time and wondering if she was ok with that or she wanted to pass. (I always give an out for a simplification of expectations).
She clearly said she was good and said you'll be back for more. FINE. I'm good with confidence!
This is where things go terribly wrong.
She said: "great give me a few min to clean up from my last appointment, go pull into the McDonald's parking lot" (I'm guessing its near her home in call) and she would text or call me with the address. It would only be a few minutes according to her. She then corrected herself and said: "well make it 8 pm. I want to clean up and change and it would only be a few min." At this time it was around 7:30 p. I was fine with that.
SOOOO I wait. The clock ticked to 8 and I texted her to say I was still here and wondering if she was still good.
The reply: "hey I won't be home until 8:30 still ok?
FUCK no I'm not ok! I'm here I've waited 30 min for your "few min to get ready".
My reply: " well kinda pinched for time and been here for 30 min, though you said you were just getting ready. Did I misunderstand you?
Her reply. "yes".
WTF. I mean WTF? No I meant- WTF!
One more text to her one way, to clarify what she meant and a request to call me so she could clarify.
NO reply. No Show.
So I went and had my own hh - a Ribeye and 2 glasses of red.
Save your time and $! When she posts again I will re-up my bad review until she can make good.
Bella, Sat. Late Night / Sunday Early Morning Not a Dream, More a Nightmare. . .
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/late-night-early-bird/18493904[/URL]
I have not read much about Bella's overnite service so I thought I'd TOFTT. It was 4 am Sunday morning, I couldn't sleep and thought a good Massage & HE would help me get back to sleep.
Saw the Ad (link provided) I've never been there before and heard of the new location on Leonard, behind Speedway, and thought I would this was the time.
THE GOOD.
When I called to see if they were open and not swamped with Mongers waiting their turn, the phone was answered rather quickly. I wasn't sure if they were slow, or if someone was being abandoned on the table for the.
Phone to be answered (not good in my eyes), so I asked, and she replied that it was indeed slow. The Ad stated that they would be open until 7 am so I showered and headed out.
THE BAD.
1. Not sure I'm comfortable with parking in front by the front door, traffic on Leonard can see your vehicle as they drive by I arrived at 5 am so I wasn't worried.
2. Walked in and figured out that Bella's was in the lower section, went downstairs and was not greeted by anyone, the place seemed abandoned. Keys to the front door were laying on the desk I thought that was odd.
3. I called out "hello!" and got no reply, so I listened carefully and heard steady breathing (like someone was asleep). So I called out again, still no response so I picked up my phone and called again heard some movement.
From one of the rooms and the same voice answered, over the phone I replied "I'm Here. ".
4. What came out of the room was not pretty. She was ENORMOUS and very unattractive. I actually thought she was security! I don't want some woman who out weighs me by 100 lbs giving me a massage--call me narrow.
Minded, but that's how I am. She was still half asleep so I took advantage of her "unawareness" and made an about-face and split!
I didn't catch her name, didn't want to stay and find out.
Needless to say I will not repeat unless, Bella's next "late-night-early-bird" Ad shows a pic of Who is the SP that night and I like what I see.