Massage Parlor Reports

You pushed it about as far as it's going to go. You got lucky to get that. All she did was peak your curiosity to come back and when you do, either that girl will be busy or have gotten fired, or you'll get passed off to a different one and either you'll pay someone again for watching you jack off, or get absolutely nothing. And don't think that for one minute Trussvilles finest won't come barging in one day. They're probably already half hard now. The owner knows that and won't put up for any foolishness.

[QUOTE=Slska20;3572204]I just left Wellness and had an mid-30's woman work on me. Massage wasn't great but she had the best chest I've ever seen on an Asian woman. She let me rub on her pants and feel inside her shirt. She rubbed my balls but I had to DIY. 80 for the 30 minute adventure. When I left she said "next time I" and then gave a jacking motion. I'll check it out again and see how far I can push this.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3572259]You pushed it about as far as it's going to go. You got lucky to get that. All she did was peak your curiosity to come back and when you do, either that girl will be busy or have gotten fired, or you'll get passed off to a different one and either you'll pay someone again for watching you jack off, or get absolutely nothing. And don't think that for one minute Trussvilles finest won't come barging in one day. They're probably already half hard now. The owner knows that and won't put up for any foolishness.[/QUOTE]I totally agree. There's only two spas in Birmingham where you can expect anything except DIY and one of those has a very old group of masseuses and the other one isn't a whole lot better age-wise but it's quite expensive to go there and get what you want. It's a shame I hate all these stinking scam spas that have popped up it's always a big tease keep you hanging but keep you coming back and spending your money and it rarely works out to be anything unless there is a rogue girl that will give you a handy for an inflated price. It's a sad development because even in Atlanta these places are beginning to pop up so even if you're over there for a visit you would be wise to check out the Atlanta forums before deciding on a place to go. MJ.

I will report this one time, coincidentally the same place Wellness, possibly early 40's as yall know they are usually much older than they appear. But seems like same gal as Slska20. About the Wellness spa experience. My massage was a little better likely because I asked for hard pressure. Same teasing throughout. Went for half hour, toward end I made a move, she responded next time when more time. I politely asked for another 30 mins, after working my front a little, she worked my FRONT a lot. Typical tip.

But more importantly, you Bham guys have be depressing me reading the hopeless, lazy, reports about no extras, and the FALSE assumption that just because you didn't make enough of an effort or enough visits, or even if the gals simply didn't feel comfortable with you that the place is LEGIT only. Smh. LOL. Especially yall seniors. Should know better. Yes extras aren't as easy to get. Yes lots of tipping for no extras has not given them much incentive to give extras but again I say, every AMP gives extras! Come on guys. Some of you know me from Montgomery boards and my reporting speaks for itself but this is about the bad advice. When you report a place is legit only etc, then you discourage others who might have better luck from going. Why'all know that these undocumented asians do not come over here to give out legit massages. We got plenty already! Wellness is one example and I personally know of a 2 more in Birmingham that regularly give extras. Maybe not to you but don't report your experience as the only possible outcome. They ALL give extras. Key is to follow the advice given by those who have been successful, learn a little mandarin, make yourself known to them by multiple visits, and most importantly NEVER tip for no extras or DIY service! LOL. Even then a few might never be comfortable with you. Because of height, race, etc. I've been doing AMPs a long time even befriend a few owners and managers and they all have confirmed what I'm saying. Let's not lose hope guys. Make some visits when funds allow. Be persistent, be firm, and be wise. Extras are available. Learn how to get yours and share with us all! LOL. I did nothing extraordinary with the gal at Wellness. Be safe.

Prince.

[QUOTE=Slska20;3572204]I just left Wellness and had an mid-30's woman work on me. Massage wasn't great but she had the best chest I've ever seen on an Asian woman. She let me rub on her pants and feel inside her shirt. She rubbed my balls but I had to DIY. 80 for the 30 minute adventure. When I left she said "next time I" and then gave a jacking motion. I'll check it out again and see how far I can push this.[/QUOTE]Wellness & Weight Loss in Trussville?

I think that the massage parlors in Birmingham would offer extras because it would mean more business and word of mouth would bring the cops knocking. I know that a couple of full service parlors in Birmingham were raided in recent years and they know this too, they're protecting their businesses.

For some guys teasing is just enough to keep them coming back. Also DIY is a step up from a tease which can also bring a little more business but not as much as offering full HJs or FS. Ball grazing can always be explained away as being accidental. That way gay or super conservative morally bound people can't say they were solicited for sexual services. They figure the cops won't bother to investigate reports of a men jacking off. However they might be more inclined to investigate cases men being jacked off. It's a gamble. I.

Atlanta cops don't seem to care and I'm sure that they make a good number of the clients at massage parlors.

Dude, I'm not sure which ones you go to here, but I can promise you as far as the "legit" AMPs there's only two as of now that give out HJ's on a regular basis and that's Lily and Angel. And everyone knows that. Now's, there's been a few places where you would get something and the girl will tell you to keep it quiet, and if someone is smart they will. That way you keep it on the down low. If someone else gets lucky, well then they'll just have to earn it like anyone else. If someone goes and blabs all about it, that doesn't help anyone. These girls want a select few people who they know and trust. They're not looking to churn every guys butter that comes into the place. That's how you get busted. And believe it or not the vast majority of their clientele are women. That's why theyre in the areas they are. It's not just a straight rub and tug like a lot of you think. Often you will get a rogue individual that will take care of you, but that's the exception not the rule. I've been to every type of these massage places since they've opened. I know what goes on.

[QUOTE=Prince83;3573274]I will report this one time, coincidentally the same place Wellness, possibly early 40's as yall know they are usually much older than they appear. But seems like same gal as Slska20. About the Wellness spa experience. My massage was a little better likely because I asked for hard pressure. Same teasing throughout. Went for half hour, toward end I made a move, she responded next time when more time. I politely asked for another 30 mins, after working my front a little, she worked my FRONT a lot. Typical tip.

But more importantly, you Bham guys have be depressing me reading the hopeless, lazy, reports about no extras, and the FALSE assumption that just because you didn't make enough of an effort or enough visits, or even if the gals simply didn't feel comfortable with you that the place is LEGIT only. Smh. LOL. Especially yall seniors. Should know better. Yes extras aren't as easy to get. Yes lots of tipping for no extras has not given them much incentive to give extras but again I say, every AMP gives extras! Come on guys. Some of you know me from Montgomery boards and my reporting speaks for itself but this is about the bad advice. When you report a place is legit only etc, then you discourage others who might have better luck from going. Why'all know that these undocumented asians do not come over here to give out legit massages. We got plenty already! Wellness is one example and I personally know of a 2 more in Birmingham that regularly give extras. Maybe not to you but don't report your experience as the only possible outcome. They ALL give extras. Key is to follow the advice given by those who have been successful, learn a little mandarin, make yourself known to them by multiple visits, and most importantly NEVER tip for no extras or DIY service! LOL. Even then a few might never be comfortable with you. Because of height, race, etc. I've been doing AMPs a long time even befriend a few owners and managers and they all have confirmed what I'm saying. Let's not lose hope guys. Make some visits when funds allow. Be persistent, be firm, and be wise. Extras are available. Learn how to get yours and share with us all! LOL. I did nothing extraordinary with the gal at Wellness. Be safe.

Prince.[/QUOTE]

I don't want to sound like a self-righteous dick but I've been doing this hobby for over 35 years and I can tell you beyond any shadow of a doubt that 99% of every Asian massage parlor in Birmingham Alabama it's only a tease joint. If you go there often enough and spend hundreds of dollars then you might find some Rogue girl that takes a shine to you and will give you a hand job for a very inflated price. I know the hope is always that when some new place pops up that maybe this will be the one that it'll be what an AMP should be and I can understand maybe making one trip there to test the waters but I can't see going back to a place over and over again and wasting a ton of money to basically get nothing. For that kind of cash you could book an hour appointment with a smokin hot provider and get full service you might not get the Kinks rubbed out of your back but if that's an issue you can actually look around and find someone who will give you a massage and Extras they are still one or two in Birmingham that are great at that. And while some might argue that they're not cheap when you consider the amount of money that you spend over and over at these worthless places and get nothing it works out to be pretty economical in the long run to see someone like Lauren love. In my mind it works out being a tremendous amount of effort a ton of money for what is generally a lackluster massage and a half ass handjob for me that's not a great amount of fun I'm just saying. Plus it's a big waste of money. MJ.

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3574563]I don't want to sound like a self-righteous dick but I've been doing this hobby for over 35 years and I can tell you beyond any shadow of a doubt that 99% of every Asian massage parlor in Birmingham Alabama it's only a tease joint. If you go there often enough and spend hundreds of dollars then you might find some Rogue girl that takes a shine to you and will give you a hand job for a very inflated price. I know the hope is always that when some new place pops up that maybe this will be the one that it'll be what an AMP should be and I can understand maybe making one trip there to test the waters but I can't see going back to a place over and over again and wasting a ton of money to basically get nothing. For that kind of cash you could book an hour appointment with a smokin hot provider and get full service you might not get the Kinks rubbed out of your back but if that's an issue you can actually look around and find someone who will give you a massage and Extras they are still one or two in Birmingham that are great at that. And while some might argue that they're not cheap when you consider the amount of money that you spend over and over at these worthless places and get nothing it works out to be pretty economical in the long run to see someone like Lauren love. In my mind it works out being a tremendous amount of effort a ton of money for what is generally a lackluster massage and a half ass handjob for me that's not a great amount of fun I'm just saying. Plus it's a big waste of money. MJ.[/QUOTE]I agree MJ, add to it these Asian chicks can count money in their sleep. Don't think for a minute they don't know what and how they get cash with the ball tease and DIY BS. I also know for a fact that they know a helluva lot more English than they lead on. Don't get me wrong, I love Asian woman but to your point you are spot on!

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3574563]I don't want to sound like a self-righteous dick but I've been doing this hobby for over 35 years and I can tell you beyond any shadow of a doubt that 99% of every Asian massage parlor in Birmingham Alabama it's only a tease joint. If you go there often enough and spend hundreds of dollars then you might find some Rogue girl that takes a shine to you and will give you a hand job for a very inflated price. I know the hope is always that when some new place pops up that maybe this will be the one that it'll be what an AMP should be and I can understand maybe making one trip there to test the waters but I can't see going back to a place over and over again and wasting a ton of money to basically get nothing. For that kind of cash you could book an hour appointment with a smokin hot provider and get full service you might not get the Kinks rubbed out of your back but if that's an issue you can actually look around and find someone who will give you a massage and Extras they are still one or two in Birmingham that are great at that. And while some might argue that they're not cheap when you consider the amount of money that you spend over and over at these worthless places and get nothing it works out to be pretty economical in the long run to see someone like Lauren love. In my mind it works out being a tremendous amount of effort a ton of money for what is generally a lackluster massage and a half ass handjob for me that's not a great amount of fun I'm just saying. Plus it's a big waste of money. MJ.[/QUOTE]I agree totally with what MJ and others have said. I have been here for 25 years and have seen the steady decline of the AMP's. They were great way back, but now are just a rip-off. It seems strange to me that there seems to be plenty of demand for a service, and people willing to pay for it, but no one willing to provide it. What happened to the free market and capitalism?

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3573451]Dude, I'm not sure which ones you go to here, but I can promise you as far as the "legit" AMPs there's only two as of now that give out HJ's on a regular basis and that's Lily and Angel. And everyone knows that. Now's, there's been a few places where you would get something and the girl will tell you to keep it quiet, and if someone is smart they will. That way you keep it on the down low. If someone else gets lucky, well then they'll just have to earn it like anyone else. If someone goes and blabs all about it, that doesn't help anyone. These girls want a select few people who they know and trust. They're not looking to churn every guys butter that comes into the place. That's how you get busted. And believe it or not the vast majority of their clientele are women. That's why theyre in the areas they are. It's not just a straight rub and tug like a lot of you think. Often you will get a rogue individual that will take care of you, but that's the exception not the rule. I've been to every type of these massage places since they've opened. I know what goes on.[/QUOTE]As far as L & A are concerned it must have been when they first opened you got 'special' treatment. I have been going since day1 and any AMP that broke the owners rules are long since departed. I stick to Lily now because of location and great legit massage. And I tip her well for just massage. It would cost 3 x as much through my chiro and not as good!

[QUOTE=Danuggla;3564251]What happened to lotus?[/QUOTE]Lotus is now Lily.

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3574563]I don't want to sound like a self-righteous dick but I've been doing this hobby for over 35 years and I can tell you beyond any shadow of a doubt that 99% of every Asian massage parlor in Birmingham Alabama it's only a tease joint. If you go there often enough and spend hundreds of dollars then you might find some Rogue girl that takes a shine to you and will give you a hand job for a very inflated price. I know the hope is always that when some new place pops up that maybe this will be the one that it'll be what an AMP should be and I can understand maybe making one trip there to test the waters but I can't see going back to a place over and over again and wasting a ton of money to basically get nothing. For that kind of cash you could book an hour appointment with a smokin hot provider and get full service you might not get the Kinks rubbed out of your back but if that's an issue you can actually look around and find someone who will give you a massage and Extras they are still one or two in Birmingham that are great at that. And while some might argue that they're not cheap when you consider the amount of money that you spend over and over at these worthless places and get nothing it works out to be pretty economical in the long run to see someone like Lauren love. In my mind it works out being a tremendous amount of effort a ton of money for what is generally a lackluster massage and a half ass handjob for me that's not a great amount of fun I'm just saying. Plus it's a big waste of money. MJ.[/QUOTE]It's definitely a disappointment these past few years. I've gotten where I look forward to my out of town trips but I'm finding the same AMPs elsewhere, even though they may be more willing to give hjs but they either want to negotiate $ first or you have to repetitively ask for it which by then, it's taken away from the excitement and all it turns into is a mechanical job. It's an addiction no doubt which still drags me into a new spa. There are plenty of folks out there that are willing to pay for a great massage with the teasing and no hassle happy ending. That's why I was excited about finding LL and sharing with you guys. Just if we had many more like her. Heck I miss Healing Touch even at the end with just Pam. At least you knew it was consistent almost regardless who you got to do the massage.

[QUOTE=BhmGuy;3577788]I agree totally with what MJ and others have said. I have been here for 25 years and have seen the steady decline of the AMP's. They were great way back, but now are just a rip-off. It seems strange to me that there seems to be plenty of demand for a service, and people willing to pay for it, but no one willing to provide it. What happened to the free market and capitalism?[/QUOTE]While there is plenty of demand here the cops watch those places like a hawk and of course they read forums like this one. They are very eager to make a bust especially in election years never mind the fact that you can buy any drug of choice on any Street Corner between downtown all the way to Center Point within 5 minutes of standing on any corner of your choice they don't seem to be able to control that shit but they seem to have a problem with people selling pussy. The thing that got the AMPs in such the trouble in Birmingham was the very young women that were working there and the fact that their passports and credentials were being controlled by the people who ran the massage parlors. That is something that is being watched very closely across the entire nation as a matter of fact. If someone could bring in some decent providers and keep things on the down low it might would work out but they would really have to put themselves in a inconspicuous spot otherwise the local municipalities are going to be on them in a heartbeat. The other thing is how to get that information out to people who Hobby without compromising the facility or the girls that are providing the service. Perhaps one way would be to mentioned that you had found a good spot and provide information to trusted members by pm As far as exact location and Who provided the service I know that's the way it's done in some forums. But I'm afraid it's the human trafficking aspect of it that makes it a risky proposition at least in Birmingham and it is becoming that way everywhere I'm afraid. MJ.

Yeah, you're right.

[QUOTE=FlPatriot;3577940]As far as L & A are concerned it must have been when they first opened you got 'special' treatment. I have been going since day1 and any AMP that broke the owners rules are long since departed. I stick to Lily now because of location and great legit massage. And I tip her well for just massage. It would cost 3 x as much through my chiro and not as good![/QUOTE]

It's two separate places. Lotus is finding a new location.

[QUOTE=FlPatriot;3577984]Lotus is now Lily.[/QUOTE]