Massage Parlor Reports

It seems for awhile there, this board was much more lively, mostly because of the chatter about Balance Health Care. Since the changing of the guard there, I haven't seen a fresh surge of updates. I guess I'm part of the problem, since I haven't been back there myself.

Why, you ask? Well, when I was there last, I was under the impression Lisa had returned from a week off. That was last Saturday. I was told she was through at BHC, and would not return. Hm. OK. To fulfill my massage parlor needs, I was given the painfully difficult choice of either Julie, The 7-foot Chain-Smoker From Planet Thundercans, or Lucy, a slightly-built, newer hire who wore the facial expression and general demeanor of a prisoner being marched into the gas chamber at Auschwitz. Oh, goody!

Skipping the gruesome details, I will report that I somehow chose one of these debutantes, and endured an awkward, oily slappin' and squeezin' that would pass for a massage only in the lowest-lit recesses of the The Great Wall. So when I'd had enough of that, I took the reins, produced a cover, helped that delicate flower out of her pantaloons, bent her 90 degrees over that massage table, and mounted up. I kept quiet, she stuck a corner of the pillow in her mouth, and it was away at the races. I finished like a stallion, cleaned up, gave the lady a handsome tip (I'm not a jerkoff), and split. Got myself a nice Mexican popsicle from the dude with the ice cream cart outside.

I will not describe the assault on my senses when that woman's clothes came off, because the electric shocks are finally beginning to help me forget.

Why did I do it? Well, I knew it was my last visit to that place, and goddammit, I was committed! How did I finish if it was so awful? Easy. I'm a man, and I would probably fuck a good-lookin' knothole in a 2x6 if the mood was right.

Besides, I figured I owed it to my fellow USASG users to provide a good story, and I do not lie.

Oh, and I should mention that I believe this message board ruined BHC. Really? Yeah. When I was there, I heard AT LEAST four guys (maybe more) come in, ask for Lisa, then turn around and leave when they were told she wasn't there. Then the other chicks would jibber-jabber in Chinese, Lisa this, and Lisa that. Clearly, the place got too hot for Lisa, when an excess of fuckers that experienced her ran their fucking mouths on this board. They swarmed and ran her off. Yes, I'm being selfish, because BHC was a sweet little spot for a nice time at a value. That time is gone.

Let's report. But let's use some common sense and if we find a gem, how about we not ruin it by blabbing like the town crier. Share the wealth through private messages with trusted fellow users.

[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]I love Royal spa. It's immaculate and well set up on the inside, outside a different story. All my experiences have been very memorable.

My take on the gals in AMP's is this.....if you show up with a good, respectful attitude and the gal sees you as clean, decent/good looking and in decent/good physical shape, then it's likely you won't be brow beaten about price, you also might get free extra minutes and have a great time as well.

The key word here is to be respectful.

Just my 0.02cents.......[/QUOTE]


I haven't been since they re-opened. I used to go there and see Ruby and she treated me like a king on every visit.

've soured on the AMP's lately. My last couple of visits to them have been mediocre at best.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]Well, I was bored so I called Serenity Lounge. The 404 number doesn't work but the 770 number does. The woman who answered said there's an Irish/Latin, Dominican and Panamanian working until 11 pm and they do some outcall until 2 am. She said they work out of a "studio" on Ashford-Dunwoody, north of Lenox Mall but south of Perimeter Mall. The lowest price is $120 for 30 minutes, probably a cheap massage/HJ combo.

For all of you looking for an American apartment MP, this sounds like it's it.[/QUOTE]


I wouldn't spend a dime there. I can just imagine the lackluster service they'll give.

[QUOTE=Soloflight]

Oh, and I should mention that I believe this message board ruined BHC. Really? Yeah. When I was there, I heard AT LEAST four guys (maybe more) come in, ask for Lisa, then turn around and leave when they were told she wasn't there. Then the other chicks would jibber-jabber in Chinese, Lisa this, and Lisa that. Clearly, the place got too hot for Lisa, when an excess of fuckers that experienced her ran their fucking mouths on this board. They swarmed and ran her off. Yes, I'm being selfish, because BHC was a sweet little spot for a nice time at a value. That time is gone.

Let's report. But let's use some common sense and if we find a gem, how about we not ruin it by blabbing like the town crier. Share the wealth through private messages with trusted fellow users.[/QUOTE]

Great report Solo. Unfortunately, I predicted about a week ago, Lisa's days in Atlanta would be numbered.

[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]I agree!!!!

If a gal thinks you're special and offers you a big discount or a free session occasionally.....happens sometimes, I would advise you to keep the info to yourself. Trust me from my own experience. Now you watch, mongers on this board show up demanding FS for an extra $20 tip.

You just guaranteed, she won't be around Atlanta for very long.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sbrugby]..tongue juggling and into a full on BBBJ. I couldn't believe it, bc I've never received a BBBJ from gold or fuji so I'm thinking I hit the jackpot.

Sbrugby[/QUOTE]You got very very lucky.

Its extremely hard to get bbj in that area.

No, not OUR Midori Spa: the Midori spa in Providence, R.I. Caught my eye, though. Interesting article about Legalized INDOOR Prosititution. Read:

[url]http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hxqBekFuA5MvB8MMrpkFrMgQ-jHAD98TDCK80[/url]

Here's another one: turns out Rhode Island is the only state with decriminalized prostitution

[url]http://www.projo.com/news/content/PROSTITUTION_LAW31_05-31-09_NVEHGBH_v161.3e90048.html[/url]

[b]RI tries again to outlaw indoor prostitution[/b]

PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — The undercover police officer paid $60 to enter the Midori Spa just blocks from City Hall. A massage therapist rubbed the officer's back, then simulated a sex act with her right hand.

"You want more?" Myong Kim asked, explaining it would cost an extra $20.

"Next time," officer Scott McGregor said, according to court documents, then walked out. A short while later, the woman and five other people were arrested in a prostitution sting.

This encounter would be an open-and-shut prostitution case in any other state besides parts of Nevada. But in Rhode Island, a legal loophole allows sex for cash, if it's done in private. The women in the Midori case were acquitted.

Now there is a push to close the loophole created by a legislative mistake 30 years ago.

Gov. Don Carcieri joined a women's studies professor, clergy, law enforcement and others Thursday to press the state Senate to pass legislation that would make any prostitution illegal. The measure, which would effectively shut down the so-called massage parlors and spas that proliferate in Rhode Island, passed the House last month.

"It's absurd," Carcieri said at a Statehouse news conference. "The message we're sending to young women in terms of exploiting themselves for any kind of financial gain, I think, frankly, is disgusting."

Senate President M. Teresa Paiva-Weed said lawmakers need to address the loophole but wouldn't comment on specific legislation that tries to close it.

Rhode Island's loophole went mostly unnoticed until Providence police raided several spas in 2003, including the now-defunct Midori, and then lost their cases in court because of the loophole. Police can arrest prostitutes operating on street corners, but they struggle to make charges stick against those operating indoors because the current law — passed when street prostitution was rampant — specifies outdoor solicitation.

[QUOTE=Soloflight]But in Rhode Island, a legal loophole allows sex for cash, if it's done in private. The women in the Midori case were acquitted.

Now there is a push to close the loophole created by a legislative mistake 30 years ago.
[/QUOTE]
So a legislature has to pretty much fuck up to get the prostitution issue rightt? Hmmmm does that mean we need to elect dumber state reps here in GA (is that even possible?) and pray for them to do something correctly while in session?

Thanks, Solo, you might have helped us figure this thing out.

[QUOTE=Gaghoes]So a legislature has to pretty much fuck up to get the prostitution issue right? [/QUOTE]Or did they? I hope a good lawyer is arguing that the legislature intended to keep a bawdy trade behind doors, and the parlors were doing just that, maintaining discretion within the community. (I hope.)

[QUOTE=Gaghoes]Hmmmm does that mean we need to elect dumber state reps here in GA (is that even possible? ) and pray for them to do something correctly while in session? [/QUOTE]Is dumber possible? With the gene-pool available I don't see a limit. As far as getting it right, it would be a historic change to see GA become progressive on such issues.

Perhaps if framed as a moral issue we may see the light. Decriminalizing prostitution would reduce the criminal element, protect the public health and make the practice safer for all involved. LE resources could then effectively keep things clean, and better serve the public. To not do so is an injustice to our society ethically and morally.

[QUOTE=Soloflight]No, not OUR Midori Spa: the Midori spa in Providence, R.I. Caught my eye, though. Interesting article about Legalized INDOOR Prosititution. Read:

[url]http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hxqBekFuA5MvB8MMrpkFrMgQ-jHAD98TDCK80[/url]

Here's another one: turns out Rhode Island is the only state with decriminalized prostitution

[url]http://www.projo.com/news/content/PROSTITUTION_LAW31_05-31-09_NVEHGBH_v161.3e90048.html[/url]

[b]RI tries again to outlaw indoor prostitution[/b]

PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) —
"You want more?" Myong Kim asked, explaining it would cost an extra $20.

[/QUOTE]

Forget legislation, loopholes, Georgia puritanism, etc. They're doing extras in RI for only 20 bucks! :)

I was in the mood for a good massage last night so I dropped by Evergreen Spa about 7 pm. I haven't been there since I got lackluster service about 2 or 3 years ago when it was still call Ideal. As I pulled into the parking lot the Mamasan opened the sliding door and stood there waiting for me to come in. She greeted me very briskly and asked no less than 3 times weather I've been there before and if I frequent other spas. She led me to a room in the back and sat me down and about 5 minutes later a slim older lady that calls herself Penny walked in with blondish hair (not the penny from Woodstock Accupressure). As soon as she opened her mouth I should have walked out. She spoke perfect english and seemed very hard.

The first word out of her mouth was "what do you want". I replied an hour massage, to which she replied, "cut the bullshit what do you really want". I was a little shocked as I have been frequenting amps for over 10 years and have never been bluntly asked like that. I decided I wouldn't be shy so I replied a massage and bbbj. (fyi I just can't get into a covered bj and I realize that bbbjs are not available at too many amps but I figured I try, I've had some luck before...)

At this point she raises her voice and started venting "nobody does that". I said that I've had that at other places and just tried to move on and get a massage. She tried to talk me into a cbj or hj, I told her that I was only interested in the massage at this point. She said that she'd only give me 1/2 hour massage because thier rush was about to start, and that I'd better tip good because she only works for tips.

I undressed (still should have walked) she led me to the table shower room, I laid on the table and she just sprayed my with the shower hose, asked me to flip and sprayed me some more, sprayed me in the face, got my hair soaked, and told me to get up and she tossed me a towel and walked out.

After I dried off I walked back to the room and stood there for what seemed like 10 minutes and she came back in and told me to lay down. She jumped up and sat down on my back and placed her hands on my shoulders. She didn't massage, just sat there. I tried to make small talk, I told her that her english was very good, she replied "it better be, I've been in america for 20 years". She said she used to dance at the gold club and later in Marietta (I assume boomers).

I tried to get her to actually give me a massage and she just moved her hands a little and pushed on my back a little lower. This lasted about 5 minutes and then mamasan banged on the door and said time's up. I got dressed and walked out into the kitchen area with the two of them and then they both started lecturing me on how I should never do bbbj and how I'll get aids and give it to my family and I need to tell them which other spas are doing that because they could get shut down. I told them that they could get shut down for even hj's and there is no difference as far as the law is concerned. Anyway I got accosted by these 2 pshychos for about as long as I could take and started to walk out and Penny said "where is my tip"? I told her I would tip if the massage was good, Mamasan said "girls work for tip only" and got between me and the door. I tossed a jackson at Mamasan to avoid more confrontation and get the hell out.

Anyway to sum it all up, going home after work on a Saturday and going to sleep 2 flags, Evergreen Spa 0 flags.

Banger Out!!

[QUOTE=Fatho Banger]I tried to get her to actually give me a massage and she just moved her hands a little and pushed on my back a little lower. This lasted about 5 minutes and then mamasan banged on the door and said time's up. I got dressed and walked out into the kitchen area with the two of them and then they both started lecturing me on how I should never do bbbj and how I'll get aids and give it to my family and I need to tell them which other spas are doing that because they could get shut down. I told them that they could get shut down for even hj's and there is no difference as far as the law is concerned. Anyway I got accosted by these 2 pshychos for about as long as I could take and started to walk out and Penny said "where is my tip"? I told her I would tip if the massage was good, Mamasan said "girls work for tip only" and got between me and the door. I tossed a jackson at Mamasan to avoid more confrontation and get the hell out.

Anyway to sum it all up, going home after work on a Saturday and going to sleep 2 flags, Evergreen Spa 0 flags.

Banger Out!![/QUOTE]Dude, I winced and shook my head while reading that report. You don't need ME to tell you this, but you had ample opportunities to GTFO, but hung in there with optimism.

You didn't mention damage, and that's probably best: if it was a nickel, it was too much. What nerve those broads have.

[QUOTE=Fatho Banger]She said that she'd only give me 1/2 hour massage because thier rush was about to start[/quote]Wow, man.

Great report FB.....you've got to be kidding me!! Seriously you should NOT have left a tip.

[QUOTE=Fatho Banger]I was in the mood for a good massage last night so I dropped by Evergreen Spa about 7 pm. I haven't been there since I got lackluster service about 2 or 3 years ago when it was still call Ideal. As I pulled into the parking lot the Mamasan opened the sliding door and stood there waiting for me to come in. She greeted me very briskly and asked no less than 3 times weather I've been there before and if I frequent other spas. She led me to a room in the back and sat me down and about 5 minutes later a slim older lady that calls herself Penny walked in with blondish hair (not the penny from Woodstock Accupressure). As soon as she opened her mouth I should have walked out. She spoke perfect english and seemed very hard.

The first word out of her mouth was "what do you want". I replied an hour massage, to which she replied, "cut the bullshit what do you really want". I was a little shocked as I have been frequenting amps for over 10 years and have never been bluntly asked like that. I decided I wouldn't be shy so I replied a massage and bbbj. (fyi I just can't get into a covered bj and I realize that bbbjs are not available at too many amps but I figured I try, I've had some luck before...)

At this point she raises her voice and started venting "nobody does that". I said that I've had that at other places and just tried to move on and get a massage. She tried to talk me into a cbj or hj, I told her that I was only interested in the massage at this point. She said that she'd only give me 1/2 hour massage because thier rush was about to start, and that I'd better tip good because she only works for tips.

I undressed (still should have walked) she led me to the table shower room, I laid on the table and she just sprayed my with the shower hose, asked me to flip and sprayed me some more, sprayed me in the face, got my hair soaked, and told me to get up and she tossed me a towel and walked out.

After I dried off I walked back to the room and stood there for what seemed like 10 minutes and she came back in and told me to lay down. She jumped up and sat down on my back and placed her hands on my shoulders. She didn't massage, just sat there. I tried to make small talk, I told her that her english was very good, she replied "it better be, I've been in america for 20 years". She said she used to dance at the gold club and later in Marietta (I assume boomers).

I tried to get her to actually give me a massage and she just moved her hands a little and pushed on my back a little lower. This lasted about 5 minutes and then mamasan banged on the door and said time's up. I got dressed and walked out into the kitchen area with the two of them and then they both started lecturing me on how I should never do bbbj and how I'll get aids and give it to my family and I need to tell them which other spas are doing that because they could get shut down. I told them that they could get shut down for even hj's and there is no difference as far as the law is concerned. Anyway I got accosted by these 2 pshychos for about as long as I could take and started to walk out and Penny said "where is my tip"? I told her I would tip if the massage was good, Mamasan said "girls work for tip only" and got between me and the door. I tossed a jackson at Mamasan to avoid more confrontation and get the hell out.

Anyway to sum it all up, going home after work on a Saturday and going to sleep 2 flags, Evergreen Spa 0 flags.

Banger Out!![/QUOTE]

Stopped by Royal and they had a new girl. I couldn't quite make out her name. Either "blue" or "glue". I think it was "blue". Anyways... as soon as she walked in she told me how much to pay. Then off to the shower where she was very thorough. Very quick massage and then started to kiss all over. Then onto the flip. well... you know how the rest goes.

Service didn't seem to be rushed. Although certain parts she did not seem to be into.

Face 7
Body 8.5
Service 7.5
attitude 7.5

Total damage $$

[QUOTE=Darmour88]Stopped by Royal and they had a new girl. I couldn't quite make out her name. Either "blue" or "glue". I think it was "blue". Anyways... as soon as she walked in she told me how much to pay. Then off to the shower where she was very thorough. Very quick massage and then started to kiss all over. Then onto the flip. well... you know how the rest goes.

Service didn't seem to be rushed. Although certain parts she did not seem to be into.

Face 7
Body 8.5
Service 7.5
attitude 7.5

Total damage $$[/QUOTE]

Can you give us more details as to what she looked like? Seems you had a good time but I'm curious about tit size, natural or bolt-ons, nice ass, etc.....

[QUOTE=Fatho Banger]
The first word out of her mouth was "what do you want". I replied an hour massage, to which she replied, "cut the bullshit what do you really want". I was a little shocked as I have been frequenting amps for over 10 years and have never been bluntly asked like that. I decided I wouldn't be shy so I replied a massage and bbbj. (fyi I just can't get into a covered bj and I realize that bbbjs are not available at too many amps but I figured I try, I've had some luck before...)

At this point she raises her voice and started venting "nobody does that". I said that I've had that at other places and just tried to move on and get a massage. She tried to talk me into a cbj or hj, I told her that I was only interested in the massage at this point. She said that she'd only give me 1/2 hour massage because thier rush was about to start, and that I'd better tip good because she only works for tips.

I undressed (still should have walked) she led me to the table shower room, I laid on the table and she just sprayed my with the shower hose, asked me to flip and sprayed me some more, sprayed me in the face, got my hair soaked, and told me to get up and she tossed me a towel and walked out.

After I dried off I walked back to the room and stood there for what seemed like 10 minutes and she came back in and told me to lay down. She jumped up and sat down on my back and placed her hands on my shoulders. She didn't massage, just sat there. I tried to make small talk, I told her that her english was very good, she replied "it better be, I've been in america for 20 years". She said she used to dance at the gold club and later in Marietta (I assume boomers).

I tried to get her to actually give me a massage and she just moved her hands a little and pushed on my back a little lower. This lasted about 5 minutes and then mamasan banged on the door and said time's up. I got dressed and walked out into the kitchen area with the two of them and then they both started lecturing me on how I should never do bbbj and how I'll get aids and give it to my family and I need to tell them which other spas are doing that because they could get shut down. I told them that they could get shut down for even hj's and there is no difference as far as the law is concerned. Anyway I got accosted by these 2 pshychos for about as long as I could take and started to walk out and Penny said "where is my tip"? I told her I would tip if the massage was good, Mamasan said "girls work for tip only" and got between me and the door. I tossed a jackson at Mamasan to avoid more confrontation and get the hell out.

Anyway to sum it all up, going home after work on a Saturday and going to sleep 2 flags, Evergreen Spa 0 flags.

Banger Out!![/QUOTE]

Ouch! You really TOFTT but I agree with the other poster who said you had ample chances to leave and should have. I know how it goes though, hoping to somehow turn a bad situation into a good time.

What amazes me is that the mamasans have to know how snotty some providers are and that it can fuck up their business, yet they don't care. Having a bad provider like Penny could screw up Evergreen for a long time. It would have been great if you had pretended to tip by waving the Jackson at her as if to come and get it, then stuffed it back into your pocket at the last second, pushed mamasan out of the way, headed out the door and flipped her the mighty American eagle.