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Was bored and decided to see the infamous Claudia at CLM. Infamous because she became popular for her self-promoting reviews here. Normally that's a big red flag, but I admired the hubris and she talked a good game, so why not?

Anyway, completely average experience. She's your prototypical CLM Latina. A little bit pudgy, but not too bad, very cute face. She's your average cute girl from the block you see all the time as your waitress, barista, Macy's makeup counter girl. Really nice and friendly, cute voice. The massage was pretty good. $200 for CBJ and CFS. I debated doing it since I already knew from her self-reviews that no GFE was available. But I did it for all of you. CBJs are all the same to me. No DATY offered. Nice view from doggy.

It was all fine. This review could be identical to half the roster at CLM. So if you're generally happy with that kind of experience and just want to swap faces, she's worth it. I wouldn't repeat, mainly because CLM has girls I had a stronger connection with from the very beginning.

[QUOTE=Walker333;6312887]They insisted they are all Thai, I wasn't sure. Parking is a problem there. Massage is decent, as was indicated earlier, but the menu is very limited.[/QUOTE]For what it's worth, the only provider I ever met there who was Thai was Maggie. The rest have all been Chinese.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;6314104]For what it's worth, the only provider I ever met there who was Thai was Maggie. The rest have all been Chinese.[/QUOTE]Years back Milwaukee had a couple of Chinese then Maggie opened the Belmont location. Only Chinese there left is Cindy. Probably only works 3 days, the rest are all Thai. They had 1 black girl there before covid then she left, but you guys might know her now as the Anal Queen Karly over at Ozone LOL. Walker is right the parking sucks on Milwaukee and menu is limited but some do give descent Massages. The old Thai crew they had before was way more fun. New crew only L1 and all are Thai.

[QUOTE=GeorgeL;6313630]I will be traveling to Chicago soon and not very familiar with the area. Wondering if there are any good MPs in the University Village / South Loop / Chinatown area? I'd rather not drive too far from the area so I'm hoping I get lucky.[/QUOTE]Go try out SXL on South Michigan Ave. Pretty much guaranteed L2/ L3. Ask for Kelly, She is pretty hot with experienced skills. Good luck.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;6314200]Years back Milwaukee had a couple of Chinese then Maggie opened the Belmont location. Only Chinese there left is Cindy. Probably only works 3 days, the rest are all Thai. They had 1 black girl there before covid then she left, but you guys might know her now as the Anal Queen Karly over at Ozone LOL. Walker is right the parking sucks on Milwaukee and menu is limited but some do give descent Massages. The old Thai crew they had before was way more fun. New crew only L1 and all are Thai.[/QUOTE]My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.

[QUOTE=SpaDude777;6314270]Go try out SXL on South Michigan Ave. Pretty much guaranteed L2/ L3. Ask for Kelly, She is pretty hot with experienced skills. Good luck.[/QUOTE]Can someone please clarify if it's the same Kelly and yuyu from the closed Relax Spa in 80 E Cermak.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;6314462]My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.[/QUOTE]Any idea on how to find her?

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6314538]Can someone please clarify if it's the same Kelly and yuyu from the closed Relax Spa in 80 E Cermak.[/QUOTE]Nope I think that Kelly works at a different spa in the city and YUYU is back in China from what I've heard and Mia is MIA missing in action LOL.

But if you ever find that YuYu please post she was probably a top 10 provider in the AMP Biz.

[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6314815]Nope I think that Kelly works at a different spa in the city and YUYU is back in China from what I've heard and Mia is MIA missing in action LOL.

But if you ever find that YuYu please post she was probably a top 10 provider in the AMP Biz.[/QUOTE]Which spa for Kelly? I remember an old review for Kelly on rubmaps claiming she was a heroin addict and that's why she's such a good spinner. I can't believe I use to pay 20 bucks for duck tales . I miss YuYu rose tat most of all . Sometimes about seeing a flower as you stick you Wang into a womb makes you feel real potent !

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Was bored and decided to see the infamous Claudia at CLM. Infamous because she became popular for her self-promoting reviews here. Normally that's a big red flag, but I admired the hubris and she talked a good game, so why not?

Anyway, completely average experience. She's your prototypical CLM Latina. A little bit pudgy, but not too bad, very cute face. She's your average cute girl from the block you see all the time as your waitress, barista, Macy's makeup counter girl. Really nice and friendly, cute voice. The massage was pretty good. $200 for CBJ and CFS. I debated doing it since I already knew from her self-reviews that no GFE was available. But I did it for all of you. CBJs are all the same to me. No DATY offered. Nice view from doggy.

It was all fine. This review could be identical to half the roster at CLM. So if you're generally happy with that kind of experience and just want to swap faces, she's worth it. I wouldn't repeat, mainly because CLM has girls I had a stronger connection with from the very beginning.[/QUOTE]Good Intel. She sounds no different than Elena or Zara. And Claudia if you are reading this'll, come kick it with us! You are not breaching client / provider service. Your no damn social worker. No shame in your game. Tack at worse with your self promo under fake alias.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;6314200]Years back Milwaukee had a couple of Chinese then Maggie opened the Belmont location. Only Chinese there left is Cindy. Probably only works 3 days, the rest are all Thai. They had 1 black girl there before covid then she left, but you guys might know her now as the Anal Queen Karly over at Ozone LOL. The old Thai crew they had before was way more fun. New crew only L1 and all are Thai.[/QUOTE]Agree that Princess was at it's best pre-Covid. Maggie was great but there were a few other gems. When they first opened about 5-6 years ago they had this "too much ass in dem pants" Thai chick that was hot. Forgot her name, began with an M I believe, but her ass was true J Lo. Always considered myself a boob guy but she had me rethinking that. She was (almost) always L1 but had no problem dropping them pants and unleashing that ass. She would bend over and perk it up so you could admire while playing with her cooch. On one of her last days before going back to Thailand I guess, she finally went L3. Though I had gone late night, after a night of drinks and it wasn't as great as possible, regretful. Grace was another dime Thai chick who was playful but moved onto Lang and become much more reserved I hear. As far as the black girl, Amber as she was called, I had a strong feeling that was Karly. Haven't seen her at Ozone but did at Princess a couple times. The freakyness is what lead me to believe that, could totally see her being "the Anal Queen. " My 1st session with her, she came off as very professional though looking back I think it was a show for the other providers, to keep UTR. Anyways, she started teasing, I reach for her ass and she knew I was game. She tells me to sit up, move to the edge of the table and starts BBBJ! Completely unprompted! As she's sucking away she's telling me she wants me to cum on her face. What a freak, hahaha. My other session was almost as good but that first session was quite memorable.

[QUOTE=Walker333;6312887]They insisted they are all Thai, I wasn't sure. Parking is a problem there. Massage is decent, as was indicated earlier, but the menu is very limited.[/QUOTE]A couple recent visits, though more scoping it out rather than having sessions and it seem to be mostly Thai.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;6314104]For what it's worth, the only provider I ever met there who was Thai was Maggie. The rest have all been Chinese.[/QUOTE]Between the 2 locations past and present, I can only think of 2 MTs that were Chinese, with the rest being Thai, except of course for the Allstar. Maybe just bad luck of the draw? Then again, I don't frequent nearly as often as the talent and extras has fallen off in the past few years.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;6314462]My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.[/QUOTE]Wonder which girl this is? If it's the J Lo doppelganger, sign me up!

Sophie at princess / milwaukee is back in Thailand till August. Loved her ass-teasing massages. If anyone has similar recommendations that would be great.

Rest of the lineup at princess is Chinese as far as I can tell and ok / solid. L1 available but relatively average otherwise.

As already discussed don't drive there, zero parking in all of west river.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;6315058]Agree that Princess was at it's best pre-Covid. Maggie was great but there were a few other gems. When they first opened about 5-6 years ago they had this "too much ass in dem pants" Thai chick that was hot. Forgot her name, began with an M I believe, but her ass was true J Lo. Always considered myself a boob guy but she had me rethinking that. She was (almost) always L1 but had no problem dropping them pants and unleashing that ass. She would bend over and perk it up so you could admire while playing with her cooch. On one of her last days before going back to Thailand I guess, she finally went L3. Though I had gone late night, after a night of drinks and it wasn't as great as possible, regretful. Grace was another dime Thai chick who was playful but moved onto Lang and become much more reserved I hear. As far as the black girl, Amber as she was called, I had a strong feeling that was Karly. Haven't seen her at Ozone but did at Princess a couple times. The freakyness is what lead me to believe that, could totally see her being "the Anal Queen. " My 1st session with her, she came off as very professional though looking back I think it was a show for the other providers, to keep UTR. Anyways, she started teasing, I reach for her ass and she knew I was game. She tells me to sit up, move to the edge of the table and starts BBBJ! Completely unprompted! As she's sucking away she's telling me she wants me to cum on her face. What a freak, hahaha. My other session was almost as good but that first session was quite memorable.

A couple recent visits, though more scoping it out rather than having sessions and it seem to be mostly Thai.

Between the 2 locations past and present, I can only think of 2 MTs that were Chinese, with the rest being Thai, except of course for the Allstar. Maybe just bad luck of the draw? Then again, I don't frequent nearly as often as the talent and extras has fallen off in the past few years.

Wonder which girl this is? If it's the J Lo doppelganger, sign me up![/QUOTE]An Asian Jlo 🤔? What's next an Eskimo Beyonce? A Black Barbara Streisand? A thin Lizzo?

[QUOTE=SideTalker;6315170]Sophie at princess / milwaukee is back in Thailand till August. Loved her ass-teasing massages. If anyone has similar recommendations that would be great.

Rest of the lineup at princess is Chinese as far as I can tell and ok / solid. L1 available but relatively average otherwise.

As already discussed don't drive there, zero parking in all of west river.[/QUOTE]I believe your incorrect. Kelly, Zoe and Lisa are all Thai at Milwaukee.

And kimberly, Alice, Jenny all Thai at Belmont. Kimberly at Belmont is older maybe 40's but gives a pretty good massage. I stated before limited menu L1.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;6314462]My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.[/QUOTE]What girl is this anyway? And what's her info? Dm me please.