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[QUOTE=Fdx17;3090444]I have no problem eating pussy. What I am not interested in is eating another man's cum.
To each their own.
Fdx.[/QUOTE]I totally understand that and I am not trying to bash you, just passionate about daty. Here is a suggestion that I do sometimes. Start with some shower play. I enjoy it and you can see them get clean. Piece of mind and piece of ass!
[QUOTE=Deb4512;3090129]One of my clients uses saran wrap on my pussy for oral It actually feels really good! I don't mind and I understand your concerns. I was surprised to find out that escorts do bareback sex. I totally refuse, plus I have no boyfriend or husband. My ex boyfriend is a member of this site and although he met me here, he wasn't too thrilled about me escorting. I think it was part of the reason why we broke up.
Anyway I'm pretty open minded. I do golden showers, diaper play, sissy play, crossdressing, cock and ball torture (sounds painful!) strap on play: this is very popular and I own three strap ons, small, medium and large. Only one guy wanted me to fuck him with the large one, but it was too large for his ass. The small one is the most popular. Yes, I do thoroughly disinfect them and also use condoms on them. I do role play. With me being an older woman the most common role play involves me seducing clients younger than me. They have to be at least 21 or I won't see them. I've had a few younger ones try to slip through the cracks, but I insist on checking I'd's. I do a very unusual role play for one of my clients. I pretend he's a little person and I pretend to be a witch. During sex I describe to him about stomping on him head first and watching his guts spill out until he's as flat as a pancake then I wave my magic wand, make him whole again, then repeat the process over and over again until he cums. The weirdest session I've done involved pushing a guy in the trash dumpster outside, slide the side door of the dumpster and watch him roll in the garbage and masterbate.
Things I won't do. Anything that involves poop is off limits. I will not poop on anyone or let them eat my poop. One guy called and asked if I'd poop on a plate and watch him smell it for half an hour. I'm just not interested. I tell them to look through the fetish and domination section of backpage and find someone there. I will fart in guys faces though. I've had a few requests for this. I turned down a threesome with a guy and his mother for obvious reasons. Another guy asked if I'd keep the left over condoms from my other ckuebts and could he drink the spunk out of them. It seemed very unethical, doing this without the clients consent. Let's see, An elderly guy called me, a retired psychiatrist, asked me to sneak in his nursing home and spank his ass with a flog. Can you imagine what trouble I could get into doing this? I don't mind golden showers, but I won't watch anyone drink my pee out of a glass. I've been escorting on and off since 2008 and I really get a kick out of it. I also learn all sorts of things about men, things that civvie women don't know. I feel it's a privledge learning something about them that they share only with me. I love mongers![/QUOTE]Love your bio / job description very interesting reading and well written.
[QUOTE=NatiDaddy;3090240]I eat pussy and I feel great. [b]I slurp up the fountain of youth and don't look back. [/b]I guess I may die with a smile someday but definitely not in regret while holding my limp old cock like some of you frightened fuckers will. Most of you have few good years left so what the hell are you saving your life for. Go eat some hot young pussy and try not to sound so gay. Then go get tested. Good luck. If all goes well then eat some more! Stop sounding like faggots before you die.[/QUOTE]I'm sure you're slurping way more than that if you DATY every one of these chicks you see. Maybe that's what you really like. A few of those girls you've reviewed will BB. How'd all those other guys taste?
[QUOTE]Go eat some hot young pussy and try not to sound so gay. Then go get tested. Good luck. If all goes well then eat some more! Stop sounding like faggots before you die[/QUOTE]It's not the hot young pussy I'm trying to avoid. Actually, you're the one sounding a little gay.
Well it's Friday morning, Angel has just gotten up and showered. Would you eat her?
[QUOTE=TapItnRun;3083672]That right after coming out of a divorce a chance meeting in a hotel bar 400 miles away on a business trip (while searching EROS for one hour readily available hot babes BTW LOL) would lead to getting engaged? How the fuck did I allow that to happen? Who knows! My bro asked me if I just wanted him to shoot me LOL! Truth is shit happens. I got lucky an struck gold so got to do what I got to do. Pray for me brothers. Hope like hell I don't regret this.[/QUOTE]The odds are against you.
Do some research on rebound marriages. Its a disaster waiting to happen. That is unless she is rich and you stand to win big financially if you are married for 2 months or 2 years. Sorry I don't have more well wishes for you, I married a rebound and regretted it for years before divorcing and looking back and saying WTF! Listen to the people closest to you and if its good now, it will be good 2 years from now and then take the plunge after you are fully prepared and healed from a prior relationship. Time is your friend! And never supposed to make a major life decision after a major emotional situation (ie divorce).
Remember this is Rants, Raves, and Opinions section and this is obviously my opinion.
[QUOTE=Addiction69;3090925]The odds are against you.
Do some research on rebound marriages. Its a disaster waiting to happen. That is unless she is rich and you stand to win big financially if you are married for 2 months or 2 years. Sorry I don't have more well wishes for you, I married a rebound and regretted it for years before divorcing and looking back and saying WTF! Listen to the people closest to you and if its good now, it will be good 2 years from now and then take the plunge after you are fully prepared and healed from a prior relationship. Time is your friend! And never supposed to make a major life decision after a major emotional situation (ie divorce).
Remember this is Rants, Raves, and Opinions section and this is obviously my opinion.[/QUOTE]I don't know TapNRun. I'm sure he's a great guy and she's a great girl, but the fact is there's nothing about this that can't wait another year or two in order to see how it goes. Listen to your friends.
JMO.
I like to think I am a smart guy. But, I made all the mistakes a guy could make in my rebound marriage. Which ended painfully, expensively and damaging to other family relationships. Heed your friends advice, sometimes you are just too close to the situation. At least push the wedding out into the future so there is a cooling off period where you can see more clearly.
In my case, everyone told me not to do it, but I had to have her. The warning sign was there when I expressed a desire to wait 5 months, she convinced me otherwise.
I don't know you or her. I do know trends and patterns, and as others have noted, the odds of success are against you.
That said, I do wish you the best of luck.
[QUOTE=Addiction69;3090925]The odds are against you.
Do some research on rebound marriages. Its a disaster waiting to happen. That is unless she is rich and you stand to win big financially if you are married for 2 months or 2 years. Sorry I don't have more well wishes for you, I married a rebound and regretted it for years before divorcing and looking back and saying WTF! Listen to the people closest to you and if its good now, it will be good 2 years from now and then take the plunge after you are fully prepared and healed from a prior relationship. Time is your friend! And never supposed to make a major life decision after a major emotional situation (ie divorce).
Remember this is Rants, Raves, and Opinions section and this is obviously my opinion.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TourGuide216;3090410]Their experience of getting busted? I was busted once in my life but maybe we should share so we know what to look for. It happened to me a long ass time ago. I'm talking 1996.
I'm sure things have changed now.
Spike TV once did a show that said if you pick up a girl on the street and get caught tell the police you picked her up to model for you because Modeling is not illegal. You'll think that would fly?[/QUOTE]Doubt it. If they want you, they got you. The truth is you could have 100 legitimate reasons for picking up a person. But if she's known to them, and most girls on the street are, they know they got you and it's at their discretion. If they want to fuck your day up, your day gets fucked up.
We all should know this. It's why I can't stand most cops. Because this dipshit who is barely qualified to be a gas station attendant can take your rights, your property, or your life from you and often with impunity. If you're black, they'll shoot you for it because they're terrified little bitches. If cops policed themselves as hard as they policed people they harass, there wouldn't be an issue. But they don't. They have a brotherhood.
That they can't get here. The only difference is love You have to pay one way or the other for it whether you marry it or rent it. So cum on America lets GO FOR A RIDE Saddle up climb on board and hit it hit it hit it. Enjoy the scenery while you explore every inch of the scenery as you take it all in but ride and enjoy every hill and valley. If it is pleasing ride it over and over until it gets old then find another to explore. Remember a REALLY good ride never gets boring with so many options to explore.
[QUOTE=Glockman;3090856]Well it's Friday morning, Angel has just gotten up and showered. Would you eat her?[/QUOTE]Wow now that is one hot girl. I might have to take a trip down to Memphis to pay a visit with her.
[QUOTE=Glockman;3090856]Well it's Friday morning, Angel has just gotten up and showered. Would you eat her?[/QUOTE]Looks like breakfast to me Glockman.
[blue]Brotherman unless that charge is for a violent crime you can't post that sort if thing. It's against the rules.
A2[/blue]
A guy posts, "what's a PM?
Another guy answers "It means Private Message. ".
A third guy responds (kinda new) "I always thought that meant Prostate Massage. ".
That could only happen here.
A2.
[QUOTE=Admin2;3091717]A guy posts, "what's a PM?
Another guy answers "It means Private Message. ".
A third guy responds (kinda new) "I always thought that meant Prostate Massage. ".
That could only happen here.
A2.[/QUOTE]And BLS means Basic Life Support, right?
Admin, have you ever thought about an introductory course for new members? Maybe a USA101 for beginners, and USA095 for those needing remedial help.
Please, no PM's (that's private message) asking what the other BLS is. See the abbreviations on the front page. Or sign up for the 905 class! LOL.
[blue]I think el Jeffe says it best
"The existance of the abbreviations tab is an intelligence test and you failed."
A2[/blue]
There is a review of Crissee on TER from Sept. 16,2016. INTERESTING.
[QUOTE=NatiDaddy;3091321]Looks like breakfast to me Glockman.[/QUOTE]Yes. That's the nice thing about seeing them in the morning. You are usually the first one up! 😃.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;3090129]One of my clients uses saran wrap on my pussy for oral It actually feels really good! I don't mind and I understand your concerns. I was surprised to find out that escorts do bareback sex. I totally refuse, plus I have no boyfriend or husband. My ex boyfriend is a member of this site and although he met me here, he wasn't too thrilled about me escorting. I think it was part of the reason why we broke up.
Anyway I'm pretty open minded. I do golden showers, diaper play, sissy play, crossdressing, cock and ball torture (sounds painful!) strap on play: this is very popular and I own three strap ons, small, medium and large. Only one guy wanted me to fuck him with the large one, but it was too large for his ass. The small one is the most popular. Yes, I do thoroughly disinfect them and also use condoms on them. I do role play. With me being an older woman the most common role play involves me seducing clients younger than me. They have to be at least 21 or I won't see them. I've had a few younger ones try to slip through the cracks, but I insist on checking I'd's. I do a very unusual role play for one of my clients. I pretend he's a little person and I pretend to be a witch. During sex I describe to him about stomping on him head first and watching his guts spill out until he's as flat as a pancake then I wave my magic wand, make him whole again, then repeat the process over and over again until he cums. The weirdest session I've done involved pushing a guy in the trash dumpster outside, slide the side door of the dumpster and watch him roll in the garbage and masterbate.
Things I won't do. Anything that involves poop is off limits. I will not poop on anyone or let them eat my poop. One guy called and asked if I'd poop on a plate and watch him smell it for half an hour. I'm just not interested. I tell them to look through the fetish and domination section of backpage and find someone there. I will fart in guys faces though. I've had a few requests for this. I turned down a threesome with a guy and his mother for obvious reasons. Another guy asked if I'd keep the left over condoms from my other ckuebts and could he drink the spunk out of them. It seemed very unethical, doing this without the clients consent. Let's see, An elderly guy called me, a retired psychiatrist, asked me to sneak in his nursing home and spank his ass with a flog. Can you imagine what trouble I could get into doing this? I don't mind golden showers, but I won't watch anyone drink my pee out of a glass. I've been escorting on and off since 2008 and I really get a kick out of it. I also learn all sorts of things about men, things that civvie women don't know. I feel it's a privledge learning something about them that they share only with me. I love mongers![/QUOTE]I am a very submissive woman but, I love strap on play it is my favorite thing to do. I have two of them Big Red and Then a larger one. I love ass play with a man it is a big turn on for me. I love to watch a man cum it is so hot.
Thanks for sharing with us Deb I enjoy reading your post.
Always,
VR.
[QUOTE=Admin2;3091717]A guy posts, "what's a PM?
Another guy answers "It means Private Message. ".
A third guy responds (kinda new) "I always thought that meant Prostate Massage. ".
That could only happen here.
A2.[/QUOTE]As a noobie here I can attest that the abbreviations are interesting at first, but hell all the info is online just use your brain and fingers to search it out. If you can't do that you will definitely not be picking the right girls to see and will quickly get into trouble! I figure if I'm going to do this, I need to be smart about it. Look, learn and listen for at least a week or two before you try it out. Find out who are the guys to listen to and respect and dig out as much info as you can. Its there just go find it.
[QUOTE=Admin2;3091717]A guy posts, "what's a PM?
Another guy answers "It means Private Message. ".
A third guy responds (kinda new) "I always thought that meant Prostate Massage. ".
That could only happen here.
A2.[/QUOTE]I see a reasonable determination for either of those outcomes.
[QUOTE=CinciScubaDude;3092358]As a noobie here I can attest that the abbreviations are interesting at first, but hell all the info is online just use your brain and fingers to search it out. If you can't do that you will definitely not be picking the right girls to see and will quickly get into trouble! I figure if I'm going to do this, I need to be smart about it. Look, learn and listen for at least a week or two before you try it out. Find out who are the guys to listen to and respect and dig out as much info as you can. Its there just go find it.[/QUOTE]I'm six months into this fantasy world that I stumbled across, and so glad I did. I learn more every day from you mongers and now I can't stop reading and trying to stay current. I wanted in the hobby years ago, before I ever heard it called a hobby, but I was too afraid to do what I now know as TOFTT. At this point I have met and know of more good providers than I have money for. Thanks to this forum. Much better problem to have than where I was a year ago. Money to spend and afraid to pull the trigger. I'm one happy pervert now!
[QUOTE=Deb4512;3088888]It's all in the swirl of the tongue. And I really enjoy CIM too! Yum! Sweet cum![/QUOTE]Deb, it's quotes like that will get you clients if you come to town for a visit. BTW, your mailbox is full.
A guy posts, "what's a PM?
Another guy answers "It means Private Message. ".
A third guy responds (kinda new) "I always thought that meant Prostate Massage. ".
That could only happen here.
A2.
Well then the guy who thinks PM means prostate massage doesn't have a facebook account or he'd know what a pm is. LOL. I keep forgetting what fiv is. I keep thinking it means giving me a "hi five" LOL. My friend Jenni who's new to escorting wanted to know what daty was. One of the guys on USA contacted her and asked her if she'd let him do it to her for an hour! I told her it meant eating the pussy and she said Hell Yeah! LOL. I put our ad up this morning, me and Jenni working doubles. God Damn guys like doing threesomes with milfs. Why is the reason for that guys? Answer by posting or pm me, because inquiring minds want to know. LOL xoxo Debbie.
[QUOTE=DoctorAl;3092014]There is a review of Crissee on TER from Sept. 16,2016. INTERESTING.[/QUOTE]Must have been a "conjugal" visit.
Good point LOL.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;3092990]A guy posts, "what's a PM?
Another guy answers "It means Private Message. ".
A third guy responds (kinda new) "I always thought that meant Prostate Massage. ".
That could only happen here.
A2.
Well then the guy who thinks PM means prostate massage doesn't have a facebook account or he'd know what a pm is. LOL. I keep forgetting what fiv is. I keep thinking it means giving me a "hi five" LOL. My friend Jenni who's new to escorting wanted to know what daty was. One of the guys on USA contacted her and asked her if she'd let him do it to her for an hour! I told her it meant eating the pussy and she said Hell Yeah! LOL. I put our ad up this morning, me and Jenni working doubles. God Damn guys like doing threesomes with milfs. Why is the reason for that guys? Answer by posting or pm me, because inquiring minds want to know. LOL xoxo Debbie.[/QUOTE]The hour DATY sounds like fun. I once did an ISO for a "eat and run" date, but nobody responded.
As for double MILFs, I wouldn't do it because I don't know if two ladies could carry me out after my heart attack. STAY SAFE.
[QUOTE=MrNails;3093600]Must have been a "conjugal" visit.[/QUOTE]I've been guilty of this myself. If I don't want to pay the charge to be a VIP I can post reviews. I don't want to make up too much and diminish the quality of the site. So I date a review more currently then the dream actually occurred. The review is as honest as a dream review can be, but the date has to be within the last 3 months or it won't count toward my membership.
[QUOTE=Glockman;3090856]Well it's Friday morning, Angel has just gotten up and showered. Would you eat her?[/QUOTE]NO if I ate it it would be gone. However I would lick and suck on it for a long time. Then do it again.
Ladies you are killing us here. Enough with the pouty lips. It makes you look ridiculous.
If you can pull it off naturally, then great. But if you have to force your lips to look that way then don't. What a freakn turn off.
[QUOTE=MeSoArnie;3100837]Ladies you are killing us here. Enough with the pouty lips. It makes you look ridiculous.
If you can pull it off naturally, then great. But if you have to force your lips to look that way then don't. What a freakn turn off.[/QUOTE]I don't know who started that BS, but it caught on like wild fire and women's selfie poses typically include one with what I refer to as Fish Face. It is absolutely ridiculous and I am not sure why it aggravates me so much but it does.
[QUOTE=Addiction69;3100893]I don't know who started that BS, but it caught on like wild fire and women's selfie poses typically include one with what I refer to as Fish Face. It is absolutely ridiculous and I am not sure why it aggravates me so much but it does.[/QUOTE]What's with all the fucking duck lips? It seriously makes me pass just because it's so ridiculous. All over their facebook pages too!
I'm glad someone decided to say something about this here. Now all that remains is to broadcast this message on 'Ellen DeGeneres' show'.
So all those pics with duck lips will stop, Nationwide!
[QUOTE=RogerOver;3101141]What's with all the fucking duck lips? It seriously makes me pass just because it's so ridiculous. All over their facebook pages too![/QUOTE]
Love pouty lips Only individuals that don't have them would make an issue.
[QUOTE=ChickaAmante;3101744]I'm glad someone decided to say something about this here. Now all that remains is to broadcast this message on 'Ellen DeGeneres' show'.
So all those pics with duck lips will stop, Nationwide![/QUOTE]It looks ridiculous and any woman who does it is self-absorbed. Don't they understand how silly it looks? Obviously not but if they think it looks sexy or sultry, they are sadly mistaken.
Ryder, honey, are you listening?
[QUOTE=3-MinutePassion;3102396]It looks ridiculous and any woman who does it is self-absorbed. Don't they understand how silly it looks? Obviously not but if they think it looks sexy or sultry, they are sadly mistaken.
Ryder, honey, are you listening?[/QUOTE]Some it looks ok on, but for some it looks silly and ridiculous tbh.
Pouty lips. Sorry but pouty lips has it going on sweetheart I think your just jealous you can't have one of us.
Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo. Fishy face live on!
[QUOTE=Deb4512;3103183]Pouty lips. Sorry but pouty lips has it going on sweetheart I think your just jealous you can't have one of us.[/QUOTE]You're actually one of the select few pouty lips that does it right and naturally. Some of the others, well, they can learn from watching you. LOL.
Come to me baby and I will do for you EVERYTHING your wife or girlfriend won't. REALLY? Isn't that why men are on her to find what they are not getting at home and BBFS and bbjcimws are probably two of the more sought after activities. Also assume ladies love the skin flute to.
The ever present picture of a provider spreading those pussy lips with the come on I love mine warm and wet Give it to me baby NO MENTION of.
BYOC.
The wonderful enticement of "I am the best cksucker in fill in the blank and I will drain your pipe and balls dry however she never tells you she doesn't catch or swallow till she has you ready to SHOOOOOOT.
The ever popular disclaimer I DO NOT DO BBFS not even with my boyfriend without a condom. Bet she doesn't have a boyfriend for long and really who gives a FK if you do or do not do your BF BBFS or not. If he isn't getting it from you there are so many others that will give it to him.
And the ever popular over the decades I have done this, I will do BBFS with you but you have to show me your papers I have mine and will do the same. A medical test is only as good as the first john you do that way then it becomes a question of do they go back to get another test or do they show each other their OLD Test.
Chances are pretty good in this that if a lady and guy are getting from one they are getting it from or giving it to whomever they wish when they feel the situation is right. Happy hunting gents and ladies thanks for giving the gift that keeps on giving preferably in a good way.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;3103183]Pouty lips. Sorry but pouty lips has it going on sweetheart I think your just jealous you can't have one of us.[/QUOTE]It's looks ridiculous and their is nothing sexy or appealing about it.
I don't understand the duck face pics or why, when a group of women get their picture taken, they all lean towards the middle as if there is a limited area that the camera will capture their image. The best is when you have 20 women, all leaning towards the middle & making duck faces.
Your so called pouty lips make you look like a duck, nobody wants to fuck a duck. (Well maybe Amon would want to fuck a duck) maybe we should start a USA Barn Yard Animals thread.
You think you look sexy, but I've included examples of what you really look like.
Read a report today that in California they are trying to bust the top administration of that company with "pimping". Citing that the sexual services promoted escorting. Sounds like a witch hunt to me for that woman in California running to become a Senator. What they don't understand about this Hydra is that they cut off Craigslist sexual services, more pop up. You are not going to shut it down by prosecuting some business men and making them alter their website. Anyone that tries is simply trying to advance their own agenda. As long as guys have money, girls are willing. This service will always be around and will only be some new service to come along to capitalize on that opportunity of putting those two people together.