Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=StoryTeller69;6023063]Did Mary have a co worker at Chens? If not, it wasn't my cup of tea. But I get why the bargain deal is attractive.[/QUOTE]I went there and although it is really hard to say no to Mary, a nice woman in her 30's and her offer of all holes bare, I went with Joanna. Joanna was perhaps older than Mary, maybe Joanna was in her 40's. Wore a mask and gave me a handie. Next time I was there, it was just Mary / jenny, looking like the lovely 30 year old she is. I decided not to go with Mary and joined the priesthood.

I am becoming too much of a regular at goldfinger.

First, coco let me get action on her Bush and titties after she let loose a fart of epic proportions.

Then, on the way out, I saw Angela, who is kind of boring.

Finally, penny complained the last time that I was too strong.

[QUOTE=Propaganda123;6014729]Anyone seen the ladies in this ad?

[URL]https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/north-hollywood/22521659.html[/URL]

Curious about the milking table and if any of these are legit.[/QUOTE]I've seen Keeley before. She was ok service-wise. She lets you touch her butt without extra tips but that's about it. She said CBJ was 150 extra. Does not do FS. The massage was dog-shit so it's basically just a glorified HJ for 200 bucks. I messaged the jap / Viet girl, also doesn't do FS. There's 2 Latinas there which I can't remember the names but they charge 400 for everything.

[QUOTE=PandasExpress;6024290]I've seen Keeley before. She was ok service-wise. She lets you touch her butt without extra tips but that's about it. She said CBJ was 150 extra. Does not do FS. The massage was dog-shit so it's basically just a glorified HJ for 200 bucks. I messaged the jap / Viet girl, also doesn't do FS. There's 2 Latinas there which I can't remember the names but they charge 400 for everything.[/QUOTE]Did you ever meet Miko? I saw her ad and tempted to give try, but haven't had exp on bedpage.

[QUOTE=StoryTeller69;6023063]Did Mary have a co worker at Chens? If not, it wasn't my cup of tea. But I get why the bargain deal is attractive.[/QUOTE]If you hate your life go with Mary. I hit that cia soon I walked out I wanted to kill myself.

Might as well hit someone at Figueroa street LOL.

[QUOTE=HiHoMan;6024973]Did you ever meet Miko? I saw her ad and tempted to give try, but haven't had exp on bedpage.[/QUOTE]That's the Jap / Viet girl I'm talking about. I've never seen her but we did message. But it was a no-go for me when she said no FS. She will tell you that info about extra service will be discussed in person, depending on the vibe.

[QUOTE=HiHoMan;6024973]Did you ever meet Miko? I saw her ad and tempted to give try, but haven't had exp on bedpage.[/QUOTE]I've seen Miko. I just had the basic FBSM and didn't push for upgrades, but even that was a great experience. She's got a great body, and has a nice mirror setup so you can really load up on visual memories. I've heard nuru with her is very good, and will be trying that soon.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6017119]This a nine out of ten review. Just some questions?

Is coco kind of really short and has a kind of burnt skin face?

Does she wear a mask or is she normal.

Do you get to see her unshaved Bush?

Does she take off her top.

I have heard the name numerous times on line ups and I think I know who she is. She is very petite.[/QUOTE]Burnt skin face, no. She has pale white skin.

No mask.

Pulled her top up to show her sand dollar areolas. Pulled her pants down exposing her cookie with a small Bush. I may have played with her love taco while she was paying attention to the pipe.

She has a large tat along her right side.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6023958]I am becoming too much of a regular at goldfinger.

First, coco let me get action on her Bush and titties after she let loose a fart of epic proportions.

Then, on the way out, I saw Angela, who is kind of boring.

Finally, penny complained the last time that I was too strong.[/QUOTE]I'm glad she didn't let a giant fart loose during our session. Maybe she ate a huge black bean burrito before you got there.

Was getting sushi last night and Saw a grand opening of a new place on Washington pl near tellefson park, anyone checked it out?

[QUOTE=WolfWolf79;6017218]I heard she moved. Anyone got the details on her new spot?[/QUOTE]I can figure out where from all the clues, but I've had no luck finding a phone number. I've seen Mary before (and don't need to again) but I wouldn't mind sampling the other "talent". I don't care about calls from Mary either since I use a burner phone. Any one can help me find a number?

[QUOTE=Ace310;6026847]Burnt skin face, no. She has pale white skin.

No mask.

Pulled her top up to show her sand dollar areolas. Pulled her pants down exposing her cookie with a small Bush. I may have played with her love taco while she was paying attention to the pipe.

She has a large tat along her right side.[/QUOTE]That is Coco, the one who I thought was Coco was someone else. The fart was not cute in my view. I have not heard a provider fart from her ass ever.

[QUOTE=LifeIsPeachy11;6027707]Was getting sushi last night and Saw a grand opening of a new place on Washington pl near tellefson park, anyone checked it out?[/QUOTE]I don't know officer, we just look for legit massages here!

[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;6028376]I don't know officer, we just look for legit massages here![/QUOTE]LOL why'all paranoid. I went and checked it out this afternoon. 40 for HH. Saw a girl named Mia, she answered the door in a miniskirt. Around late 20's / early 30's cute face C cup. . Got a shitty massage from her for a bit and grabbed her booty under the skirt. Asked her how long they had been here and she said just 10 days. She asked me for tip before the flip which was kinda weird but I obliged. Left happy with standard tip. Saw another girl on my way out, short spinner w hair dyed blonde. Might repeat and see what's up.

[QUOTE=KnotHead61;6028400]Funny you ask, and to be honest, at least for me, I'm more concerned about laying on the same sheets some random dude was just laying on a few minutes before. Probably 10 random dudes before me. I'm more concerned about that, than any other bb service. Yup, Makes no sense.[/QUOTE]Lmaooooo both of the responses are fuckin great! Not helpful but fucking great lolol but I mean I guess if you all have been doing this for a min and haven't caught anything, that's a pretty good record I suppose!

[QUOTE=PussyDestroyr;6028490]No risk, no reward. Also, you don't get lard unless you boil the pig.[/QUOTE]I think I can say this might be the best advice I've ever heard.

[QUOTE=RootPotter;6025936]I've seen Miko. I just had the basic FBSM and didn't push for upgrades, but even that was a great experience. She's got a great body, and has a nice mirror setup so you can really load up on visual memories. I've heard nuru with her is very good, and will be trying that soon.[/QUOTE]Thanks for info. Looks like I need to give her a try soon.

[QUOTE=PussyDestroyr;6028490]No risk, no reward. Also, you don't get lard unless you boil the pig.[/QUOTE]As I'm in the living room, trying to explain to my wife why she now has a STD: "Honey, look, let's pretend we're on a farm and we need lard, right? . . . ".

[QUOTE=Altr84;6026692]How are you guys not worried about stds when it comes to bb?? I am worried sick when offered a covered BJ. Do you guys just not care or maybe your convinced they don't have any for some reason?? Sorry to sound ignorant but I am seriously so curious about this LOL and please honest answers only.[/QUOTE]From my experience most of the MP ladies have a stash of antibiotics at home or readily available from their associates since most other countries sell them otc.

As for the escorts? Could be Ruske roulette, so why not score some south of the border (olé olé olé) or order online?

Don't be that guy with gonorrhea ass and the full fledge Monkey Pox, and on a Tinder date remember to always slow down, visually inspect the gardens, and most importantly sniff it like a horny hound dog.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6029005]As I'm in the living room, trying to explain to my wife why she now has a STD: "Honey, look, let's pretend we're on a farm and we need lard, right? . . . ".[/QUOTE]If that's the problem. Don't get involved.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6029005]As I'm in the living room, trying to explain to my wife why she now has a STD: "Honey, look, let's pretend we're on a farm and we need lard, right? . . . ".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;6029407]If that's the problem. Don't get involved.[/QUOTE]The boards do not translate dark humor very well. But in any case going to TJ this weekend to catch up on some new STD's anyone else want in? I have all my up to date ones from Thailand, Singapore and Brazil so I thought I'd try due to boredom. .

Peace.

DGL.

02 Pesos.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6017710]Mary. She goes by Jenny at the new place, is at Santa Monica Boulevard, just west of Purdue I think. Two-three doors down from a large sports bar. Sign says "Santa Monica massage " - it is not actually in Santa Monica, but given how fucken hot Mary / Jenny is who cares.

Mary / Jenny is like in her 30's.[/QUOTE]She is in her 60's and is a three hole cum dumpster. Condoms optional.

Santa Monica Massage.

11353 Santa Monica Blvd.

Los Angeles, CA 90025.

[QUOTE=LC310;6030211]She is in her 60's and is a three hole cum dumpster. Condoms optional.

Santa Monica Massage.

11353 Santa Monica Blvd.

Los Angeles, CA 90025.[/QUOTE]I think that there is a bit of confusion. Mary (Jenny) from Chen's IS the owner of Santa Monica Massage. Yes, she is above the speed limit on PCH in age. However, there is a Jennifer that works there also.

Hey guys, so I'm looking for two things, I'm not picky at all. So hopefully, it'll be easy.

I'm looking for a place that offers ok to good massage, but most importantly, a place that offers a good BJ. I don't care if it's covered, BBBJ, I don't care. I don't mind by who, young, old, any race, I just want a good BJ. No FS, not just a HJ, a good, energetic, maybe sloppy, ball play, BJ. That's all. I'm open to suggestions.

Also, I'm looking for a place that's truly open late. I know 8155 used to be open until 2 am, but not sure if that's still the case.

Thanks I'm advance.

[QUOTE=NathanR;6030925]I think that there is a bit of confusion. Mary (Jenny) from Chen's IS the owner of Santa Monica Massage. Yes, she is above the speed limit on PCH in age. However, there is a Jennifer that works there also.[/QUOTE]Is Jennifer a 3 holer?

Most importantly has Jennifer menstruated at some point in her life. Even if it was decades ago?

I don't think Mary (Jenny) has ever menstruated but some guys are okay with that but I don't judge.

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;6031880]Is Jennifer a 3 holer?

Most importantly has Jennifer menstruated at some point in her life. Even if it was decades ago?

I don't think Mary (Jenny) has ever menstruated but some guys are okay with that but I don't judge.[/QUOTE]Not sure. Perhaps a request with her GYNO to pull up her records.

Coming into town and want some recommendations near the airport. Feel free to pm me your suggestion. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Mkkamk;6033657]Coming into town and want some recommendations near the airport. Feel free to pm me your suggestion. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Massage Eden.

I hit Abby's kitty 2 times and got totally satisfied. So thinking to try a new hole and leave a happy before leaving CA. Other provider (s) recommendable here?

[QUOTE=LifeIsPeachy11;6027707]Was getting sushi last night and Saw a grand opening of a new place on Washington pl near tellefson park, anyone checked it out?[/QUOTE]Yeah, it's got average / below average providers, but there's more on the menu than HJ, so that's good. Had a chunky Filipina type, but there was a decent looking (Chinese?) woman there as well they were trying to push on me as a second set of hands. Not too busy because of the proximity to a local bar.

[QUOTE=Mkkamk;6033657]Coming into town and want some recommendations near the airport. Feel free to pm me your suggestion. Thanks.[/QUOTE]The only place that immediately comes to mind is Super Spa. I've always enjoyed at least a HJ, usually from an asian / Korean MILF or GILF. Only offered a BJ once but covered and WAAAAY to pricey for the talent doing the offering. The HJs used to be 40 but now 60 or more. Try to nail that down after you say 'hello' in the room. And never tip before the service. Never.

I'll be in LA for a couple of nights and can stay in either Century City or Torrance (strange, I know).

If you had a choice between the two places, which would you choose for good Asian Spa choices close by?

Looking for Asian spa, don't need FS but that is a bonus.

Don't need 20 year old, but don't want 50 year olds. Decent massage, great (happy) ending.

[QUOTE=HKPunter99;6035434]I'll be in LA for a couple of nights and can stay in either Century City or Torrance (strange, I know).

If you had a choice between the two places, which would you choose for good Asian Spa choices close by?

Looking for Asian spa, don't need FS but that is a bonus.

Don't need 20 year old, but don't want 50 year olds. Decent massage, great (happy) ending.[/QUOTE]I have been to Torrance twice. I could not leave fast enough. The place is a b level shithole. That being said, it is apparently near Lomita and other nonsense places, and that is where eco is I guess. There you can get fucked for less than 150 out the door I am guessing.

Century city is a white preserve. There is not shit in the street, there are not dollar stores, and the restaurants have bathrooms you can actually use. The pussy is 3 x expensive. The MPs on the westside are not full service, well, except for chen's and the Latina joints with the whales.

So, if it is all about your dick, stay in Torrance and the wonderful night life. If you want to actually stay somewhere that is not a dump, stay in century city.

[QUOTE=TriteAdventure;6034464]I hit Abby's kitty 2 times and got totally satisfied. So thinking to try a new hole and leave a happy before leaving CA. Other provider (s) recommendable here?[/QUOTE]That's funny. She told me she was going back to NY soon, so I was wondering who her replacement would be. Have you seen anyone else at that spot, or is it just her?

[QUOTE=LifeIsPeachy11;6027707]Was getting sushi last night and Saw a grand opening of a new place on Washington pl near tellefson park, anyone checked it out?[/QUOTE]Went there Sunday it was good had a Chinese girl name Mia great tits prob early 30's it was fine.

Keep seeing her posts. Anyone ever try her out??

[URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/5c20e810-d4a1-4fa4-8e85-863b49c8cfd6[/URL]

Anyone recommend some Korean spots?

[QUOTE=Altr84;6038565]Keep seeing her posts. Anyone ever try her out??

[URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/5c20e810-d4a1-4fa4-8e85-863b49c8cfd6[/URL][/QUOTE] TOFTT. Just don't expect to get the IG model in the ad. Her name is Chanelle Punton. Look her up.

[QUOTE=EscortLover21;6038246]Went there Sunday it was good had a Chinese girl name Mia great tits prob early 30's it was fine.[/QUOTE]What was the damage? Is FS an option?

Hey guys,

Visiting for a few days next week. Wondering if there are any local MPs or do I need to head up to LA?

Thanks for info and feel free to PM.

SD.