Classy Chassis Lilly Hustle
Went to CC last night for their 2 for 1 dances and beer special. It was after 9 and there was a very limited amount of talent. Quite a few with a few too many lbs for my taste that I passed on. Finally, a decent-looking dancer named Lilly, who is a tall thin brunette, stopped by and gave me a long table dance. Said she was 23 (but I think more like 33+) and invited me back for a dance. I thought I'd give her a try. So the one dance turned into two then three then four, since she was liberal with some touching. Not a great dance, but above average. So, we're all done and I give her two 20's for the four dances. She immediately says,"you owe me another two of those". I said, no, this is 2 for 1 night, plus the DJ has been advertising the $10 dances all night, and that's the only reason I didn't stop at 2 dances. She says maybe so, but she still charges $20 per dance, and gives me a stare like I was ripping her off or something. I gave her another 5 bucks just because I kinda felt sorry for her, then walked out. I actually thought about telling the manager what happened, but decided it wasn't worth the hassle. Funny thing is that I was going to tip her 10 instead of five before she started the hustle bit.
And the moral of the story is: ALWAYS verify the price with the dancer before the dances start so they won't try to hustle you later. I usually do that, but forgot that night. Also, if you go to CC when there's a beer special, always verify the beer price before ordering. On more than one occasion, I've had to argue with a waitress there, who was trying to charge me regular prices on a Tuesday night.
Harem House on a Saturday night
Not having been to Harem House on a Saturday night for a month, I dropped by to check things out. Not a single girl was still there from the last time I visited. It was a whole new crew. All the ones I talked to complained how slow it was. The typical stripper at Harem House (and most clubs) is a 30 year old slightly overweight single mom with no job skills who is doing it to try to pay all the bills. I'm an older guy so they are attractive enough to me but I don't see why any younger guy in his twenties or thirties would pay lots of money to buy lap dances from someone like that. He could easily just date women like that. So it's puzzling to the girls they don't have many customers and it's puzzling to me why they think they should. One of the ironies of strip clubs is that girls don't work in them when they are young and could make a lot of money and then try to work in them when they are really too old and should be doing something else. I wonder if that's always been the case or if girls in local clubs used to be younger and hotter. I've always found the advantage of a weekend night at HH is that there are so many girls working that there are bound to be a few cute ones. I thought the best looking of the bunch last night was a blonde named Bailey. After I'd been sitting an hour, she stopped by my table to chat for a minute and I requested a lap dance while I had a chance. Her lap dance skills were average but she was nice to look at. There were also a couple of other nice looking girls out of maybe a dozen there.