Massage Parlor Reports

[quote=no mahalo]i'm writing this report just out of frustration, so bare with me. keep in mind i'm a 22 yr old asian that can pass for 16. not that my body is small, i keep it skinny athletic by working out and swimming and track. i guess it's my face when i spike up my hair.

anyway after reading all these wonderful reports, i decided to try my luck at vip or pt, since i'm on vacation here in honolulu. when i first reached keakomoku st. (pardon my spelling), i couldn't tell where any of the parlors were. i didn't realize they would be so shady, through the parking lots, cause i passed by aloha and judy's massage and they were out in the open.

what i shoulda said was a friend recommended it to me, but instead i said the internet. damn i felt too underpressured that i was going to get kicked out again and just blurted the truth. she was like do you know what we do here. i said ts and other stuff: made hand motions: she was like how much you bring? i said i only brought $. 7, cause i didn't want full service a cbj would suffice me. and then she said no no she can't do that. i was like can i have my intial $. 5 back and she was like yes. she gave it back to me and gave an encouraging pat on the butt on the way out. if i brought the regular $$ i guess i would have gotten some service.

sorry just wanted to vent. heading back to nyc soon. hopefully i can find some amp's there. look at the nyc forums here and they are not as detailed as the ones of honolulu. i love hearing your reports. mahalo! [/quote]actually it could be that they thought you had a fake id and were ****, that's why you only had limited funds. they figured you for a young **** kid but even if you had the funds you might not have made it anyway. so easy nowadays to get a fake id so they figured that you were just trying it out so get some service. or they thought you could have been a new le recruit or jr pd recruit. they might not have wanted to get into trouble by providing service to a **** customer. although le isn't as heavy handed as they could be to the mp industry, they are pretty strict when it comes to **** activity.

usually at the mp's customers get full service, since anything less would generate less money for them they are a little reluctant to offer lesser services.

[QUOTE=No Mahalo]Keep in mind I'm a 22 yr old asian that can pass for 16.[/QUOTE]
Well, when you get past 35 and into your 40s, you'll be glad you look young for your age.

Every now and then I get questioned by Mama or the girl regarding my experience. I just give the most basic, non-commital nod or "yeah," and barely even change my expression. The reaction they look for is barely a reaction.

Keep at it young padawan. You'll be using that light saber in no time!

[QUOTE=Papa Golf]Bro,

She does that to me, so maybe thats a sign you will soon get a happy ending from her, lol. Hang in there young jedi...soon she will be convinced you're not LE. Pgolf[/QUOTE]Mei Ling has popped my zits a few times and now when I think about it, she gave me my first HE after doing that for the first time. Maybe she does have a fetish.

[QUOTE=No Mahalo] I didn't want to outright say it, so I said massage: wink: . Which was a mistake, she said no no you got the wrong place. And kicked my ass out.

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I had to use every ounce of strength not to bust out laughing.

The trick to a newb is to walk in like you own the place. When she comes to the door just walk right in. Don't let her interrogate you at the door. She'll assume you know whats up and lead you to a room. When you get to the room, hand her the 0.50 before she asks for it. Then ask, "Who do you have?" She'll follow up with, "Who do you want?" or "I bring you nice girl." or "Have you been here before?" Even now, I always say that I've been there before, even if I haven't. Ask her to see the girl first. The MS might or might not let, depending on the quality. From there, just leave the tip on the table next to the bed and go with the flow. And bring the full amount on your maden voyage. If you don't have enough, then go home and whack off until your next paycheck. If you look nervous, then they might think you are LE (I don't know why, but they do). The new graduating recruits are often 20 years old and they use them for UI's. You would probably have a better chance at one of the Ward 4-plex locations since they leave the door open and the girls are always sitting at the entrance.

I was lucky that a bunch of friends took me on my first time at the original Hula Hands in CC, 2nd floor. They even picked her from the line up. I've been a sinner ever since.

[QUOTE=Member #2322]...go home and whack off...[/QUOTE]
Actually, to take a portion of his quote, this is a good idea, especially for the newbies. Don't go in there with a loaded gun. These girls will milk you within a few minutes. I was lucky my first time that the girl "Jay" at Spot Fantasy 10 years ago, took pity on me and let me have two shots.

If you really want to be Superman, go to the AMP immediately after whacking off. Don't wait for the mood to strike you again. By the time you get there, you'll be ready, and desensitized enough to make it last.

Thanks for the response guys. I wish there was a etiquette guide to AMP-ing before I went. Don't know when I'll be back in honolulu, but I'll be prepared next time.

[quote]If you really want to be Superman, go to the AMP immediately after whacking off. Don't wait for the mood to strike you again. By the time you get there, you'll be ready, and desensitized enough to make it last.[/QUOTE]But after I whack off, I get too lazy to go. lol

[QUOTE=No Mahalo]I'm writing this report just out of frustration, so bare with me. Keep in mind I'm a 22 yr old asian that can pass for 16. Not that my body is small, I keep it skinny athletic by working out and swimming and track. I guess it's my face when I spike up my hair.

Anyway after reading all these wonderful reports, I decided to try my luck at VIP or PT, since I'm on vacation here in Honolulu. When I first reached Keakomoku St. (pardon my spelling), I couldn't tell where any of the parlors were. I didn't realize they would be so shady, through the parking lots, cause I passed by aloha and judy's massage and they were out in the open.

So I finally found VIP first. At first I was confused, since I only saw mamasan there an no other girls, and was thinking would mamasan service me? Yuck, but I went there anyway. I rang the doorbell and mamasan looks at me and says your 18? I said yeah I'm 22 and show her my id. She just has a confused looks at her face and keeps asking me if I'm 22. She leads me into the room and asks do you know what this place is? I didn't want to outright say it, so I said massage: wink: . Which was a mistake, she said no no you got the wrong place. And kicked my ass out.

So off I go trying to find PT, in my ventures I saw China spa, but really wanted to try PT first. So I finally find it and mamasan there asked me too if I was 18. I said I was 22. She led me in the room and was like, no massage right. I said yeah. And about 5 min later she sends in a hotty. A petite asian woman, I couldn't tell her ethnicity, with full breasts and pink lingerie. And she was like you 18? I'm like yeah. She said did you show mamasan your id, I replied no she didn't ask for it, and I showed it to her. She was like how'd you find out about this place. What I shoulda said was a friend recommended it to me, but instead I said the internet. Damn I felt too underpressured that I was going to get kicked out again and just blurted the truth. She was like do you know what we do here. I said TS and other stuff: made hand motions: She was like how much you bring? I said I only brought $. 7, cause I didn't want full service a CBJ would suffice me. And then she said no no she can't do that. I was like can I have my intial $. 5 back and she was like yes. She gave it back to me and gave an encouraging pat on the butt on the way out. If I brought the regular $$ I guess I would have gotten some service.

So next stop China Spa. I ran the doorbell, mamasan came to the door and said no good no good. I didn't even make it past the door. So I thought about going to aloha or tokyo but felt the same thing would happen there. After all this, I thought a legit massage would be nice. Went to the one near international market in waikiki, and the lady said the masseuse wasn't in today. So the day looking for any kind of massage was a bust.

Sorry just wanted to vent. Heading back to NYC soon. Hopefully I can find some AMP's there. Look at the nyc forums here and they are not as detailed as the ones of honolulu. I love hearing your reports. Mahalo![/QUOTE]


Haha, well I will tell you, as the AMP king in my area, I found that pretty damn hilarious.

Actually, that was a damn good report, even though you didn't get laid. Next time I think you can score ;)

Zhuxi

Well I was reading that article and it listed the names of the providers who got busted. Why do most of them have really white last names? Oh yeah does anybody still go on *********** it seems kind of dead. Last question, well I asked it there but do you guys know any girls that allow facials? Oh thats working now and not in the past.

[QUOTE=Member #2322]I had to use every ounce of strength not to bust out laughing.

<cut>She'll follow up with, "Who do you want?" or "I bring you nice girl." or "Have you been here before?" Even now, I always say that I've been there before, even if I haven't.<cut>
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LOL! Yeah, that was one of the better stories I have read recently. I think a lot of us can get away with the, yeah been here before routine. Him? With his youthful look? I think Mama would have laughed out loud .. yeah riiiiight! Shit!

Hang in there No Mahalo!

AT2

[QUOTE=Zelgadis21]

Well I was reading that article and it listed the names of the providers who got busted. Why do most of them have really white last names? [/QUOTE]
Probably because they were (or still are) married to American men with those last names.

[QUOTE=Zelgadis21]Well I was reading that article and it listed the names of the providers who got busted. Why do most of them have really white last names? Oh yeah does anybody still go on *********** it seems kind of dead. Last question, well I asked it there but do you guys know any girls that allow facials? Oh thats working now and not in the past.[/QUOTE]
Sonia used to work at a KB before she moved onto the AMP scene. Had many fun nights at her apt.

In the most recent PennySaver (January 30), Korean Jade Stone Spa at 1215 Kona Street has an advertisement on page 22, the page that contains ads for relaxation places rather than for "legitimate" massage places. The ad for Korean Jade Stone Spa is surrounded by ads for relaxation businesses such as Pearl City Relaxation, China Spa, Lavender, Imperial, etc. As far as I've heard, Korean Jade Stone Spa is completely "legitimate," but it seems odd that its advertisement is among those for relaxation businesses.

I posted about the busted jimmy at Smile Spa with Janet about a week ago, and my concern about STDs. I'm oing in to get checked out to see is I've got something, because I've definitely got some minor pains down below. It might just be a case of UTI, but I'll keep posted if it's more. As always, be safe, since I know some are BB it at these AMPs of late.

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Probably because they were (or still are) married to American men with those last names.[/QUOTE]
When I worked in Korea, it was common for bar girls and hookers to marry American GIs. Inevitably, a lot of the girls got divorced after going Stateside, especially those in sham marriages.