Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tg Is08]Did the follow up with big breast Latina name is Erika less interrogation. She got straight to the point after 10 mins into the massage of asking how could she make my massage better. I told her it depends on what the quote is. She told me. 40 grip and slide, . 60 BBBJ, . 125 FS. Who could beat that price for FS? As they say you get what you pay for. I suggest if anyone tries FS with her make you are wearing a life preserver. To give you more of a description of what it was like, imagine trying to hump the grand canyon. I could only say its got to be the reason why the service is so cheap. Walking out I saw that there were 3 new cuties. So once again I will return next week for a follow up.[/QUOTE]So as we say - "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

Stopped by Senina a few days ago and met Amy.

I got the table shower. My first time getting one, and it was great.

Amy gave a nice massage, and was very enthusiastic with the finish.

Can't wait to get back. Just a great, clean, fun time.

Hey fellow mongers,

Is there anything downtown worth doing now that Mercy has been shut down?

I've been through this site and several others, and read through most of the threads and have found little information on "sweet temptations" - but also, "o'hare massage" - it appears that the prevailing wisdom would be to stay away from ohare, but nothing much on on sweet.

Please PM or respond publicly with info on non AMPs that would be a good time for a visiting brother from Indy.

Thanks for the solid.

Out of curiosity I stopped by a place that advertises occasionally in CL, “Massage by Latin Therapists - 47 & Ashland.” Was greeted by a very pretty but chubby young Mexican lady with a great rack, who gave a relaxing rubdown…hitting all the right places.
60 for one hour....wanted .50 for what she called a masturbation, + 20 for each piece of clothing she takes off. Her prices were rigid…couldn’t get her to go any lower so I told her just a massage. Left a $10 tip for which she said thank you, and I was on my way.
Feeling very unsatisfied, I went straight to my old stanby-by Winnie, who is located a little more than a mile away and got a real (but very hard) massage with an excellent ending. ..50 + 20 tip, which she was glad to get.
I paid 70 at each place. I got more than my moneysworth from Winnie. Not likely to return to the first place.

[QUOTE=Luvulongtime]So as we say - "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."[/QUOTE]

ROFL

I knew a few like that.

“Screwing a Moffat is like throwing your hotdog down a hallway.”

“No kidding I was using both fists until my class ring came off and got lost.

Stopped by Cancun Massage for the 1st time yesterday. I had the half hr for .50. This is an all Latina joint. The girl I had was very attractive with a sexy body. The TS was ok but she stayed away from the boys and didn't even rub against them by accident so there was a bad sign for me on top of she was asking me a bunch of questions: Who recommened you, What do you do for work, Where do you work, etc. The massage was ok nothing great on the flip the same she never touched the boys and sure enough the massage was over. I wouldn't repeat despite the sexy looking women.

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]she was asking me a bunch of questions: Who recommened you, What do you do for work, Where do you work, etc. [/QUOTE]You Need To Be Prepared To Answer Those Questions.

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Hi Nighthawk55,

I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...

[red][u]Would you please refrain from capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports![/u][/red]

It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: [i]Thank You![/i]

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I finally had the opportunity to visit Violet today.

As I entered I was greeted by Tina, who asked if I would like a TS and of course I opted for that option, as I just got off from work.

The TS was nice, with Tina making sure she got into every nook and cranny.

The massage was relaxing, and on the flip negotiations began. She wanted .6 for a HS, and I countered by holding up 4 fingers. She held up 5, and I reached under her top, and let her know she was overdressed. She agreed, and she began a very nice HS.

I'm not sure what else is on the menu, as the economy is hitting us all, and the extra cash was not available to pursue further options.

Looks - 6 (nice rack)
Massage - 6
Finish - 7

One important note, do not park in the Jewel parking lot across the street. Their security team must be watching mongers use their lot. As I returned to my car, slapped on my drivers side window was a red violation sticker, letting me know that they didn't appreciate me using their lot.

Enjoy !!!

Biker

Finally stopped by Aj.Salon today. I parked across the street right by Subway and headed in. I was greeted by Joselyn who was in a nice mini dress and payed .40 at the door, sorry no table showers. She took me downstairs and left me in the room to undress. Massage was good and used a lot of oil all over my body. on the flip was when she offered her menu. she had three options and i took fs. Overall experience was great and had a nice ass. also dont worry if youve came from some restaurant with stank breath, theres a box of mints in each room, +1.

Oh yea and I also finally got a hold of allanah the EuRo GoDeSs on the phone. She used to post a lot on craigslist and now she rarely does. She also changed her number by the way. I was so surprised that she actually picked up that I tryed to book an appointment right away. She told me to call back but when I did she never picked up, oh well. Thats when I went to aj.

Where is this joint...

[QUOTE=Silvio]Where is this joint...[/QUOTE]

4708 w. Irving Park Rd. It is on the north side of the street. Two blocks west is Pretty Girls and then two more blocks is the massage school. All on the north side of the street.

Went to 3300 N. Ashland recently, looking for Amy. A new woman at the door asked for 40 for a half hour, I countered with 35. She said oh, you arugula? Meaning oh shit, you a rugula. She agreed on 35 so I asked for Amy. She got very annoyed then and said Amy not here. I said where is she? Day off? She said Amy not here anymoe. So I went back with Lili, just because I was there with a pressing need. Got onto the table, face up, no towel, and Lili came in and started giggling like a l5 year old girl, as though she had never seen a hardon before. She got right down to business though, held up 6 fingers for a HJ, I held up 4, she countered with 5, I stuck with 4. She agreed. I closed my eyes and shortly it was over, more little girl giggling, but then I opened my eyes and things got very dissonant. Only then did I notice that she had tied her hair up in pigtails. And that she was a middle-aged, or more, woman in tights and loose top (picture a broad you might see in a mall who is built like pumpkin from the waist up, but still thinks she has a nice ass and legs). She must have looked great, say, 20, maybe 30 years ago. Frankly, I’m more interested in someone somewhere in between these extremes. Think with the big head. I asked her about Amy. She said Amy China.

Later, I ate a salad. I don’t know how the average American family can afford the price of arugula these days. But hey, that’s another discussion, probably not appropriate here.