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[QUOTE=Powerhouse100;4587143]Gents,

I've been reading the boards for a while now and decided to make an account. I have a situation where hopefully one of you fine gentlemen can assist me on. Back in Oct 2019, I ordered viagra from an online pharmacy and I believe it might be one of those places in India; not sure though. The package was held up in customs in NY for quite some time. Today, I received a letter from US Border and Customs. Honestly, I'm afraid to open the letter as I know, in some cases, it might be illegal to purchase medications from other countries! I know, our US laws are a mess!

Anyway, without opening the letter, does anyone know what said letter might say? More importantly, am I going to jail and might have to pay a large penalty? What is the best way to avoid such issues? I have been ordering like this for quite some time and this has never happened, so needless to say, I am concerned. Your input would be greatly appreciated, especially from Playtiem. Thanks gents.[/QUOTE]Umm, thanks for the vote of confidence. Hopefully it's not misplaced!

I don't think that not opening the letter is going to give you any advantage, except that you could then say you didn't open it, and I'm trying to imagine a circumstance where that would matter, and failing. But, as they say, I Am Not A Lawyer, and even if I were, this wouldn't constitute legal advice. I'd open it to see what it was. I expect that the other guys here are right, and that it's a seizure notice, and you can just read it and say "damn, not getting that shipment" and chuck the letter in the trash.

Anyways, it would seem that there are plenty of legit ways of getting meds that are much less likely to end up with you possibly getting a pill full of chalk dust, asbestos, defective goat hormones, or whatever else, and the legit generics from US sources are cheap enough now for the cost not to be an issue. I haven't gone through the online US based Rx shops, but it's my understanding that they just run through the same types of quick questions that your primary care doc would ask. Basically, is your heart and circulatory system healthy enough to fuck with a little to get some (more) lead back in the pencil? And once it's there, will you survive doing some fucking?

If the answer to either of those is legitimately No, then taking pills of unknown actual content and origin for something that could kill you if it happens to be legit, well, that's your gamble to take, but would be something to consider.

If you have a primary care doc, any reason not to just ask them? Any dude over 35, at least, could just say "my erections aren't as firm and long lasting as they used to be, I'd like a scrip to do something about it" and after a few cursory questions, should be able to get the scrip and ask it to be filled with the generic version if it happened to be written for the name brand version.

So, tl; dr. Go legit because there's no reason not to, but I'm guessing that a bit of wasted money is the worst aspect of the attempt to import something.

Thanks for everyone's input via public and / or PM. I really appreciate this! Very frightening to get anything of this nature from Homeland Security, if you will. I will take you guys advice and go the legal route! I don't need any trouble. Stay safe gents!

You have nothing to worry about. Request a reship. Just saying.

[QUOTE=TheRealGyalist;4615977]I just moved to JAX and was told to check this place out for a good time. I just moved here from ATL and our clubs are elite compared to most cities. Is this place worth the visit and can I get full service here? How are the women? I like clubs with diversity and not just one type of woman. Anyone have any personal reviews they can share or maybe suggest some hot fun ladies I should visit in town! Do they have private rooms for VIP here or does only Atlanta have these kind of things? What's the average cost for dances & VIPs in Jax?

Thanks for the feedback![/QUOTE]Man, oh man, you sound JUST like an uncle of mine. Unfortunately for him, he's not all that popular around here.

[QUOTE=PlayTiem;4616601]Man, oh man, you sound JUST like an uncle of mine. Unfortunately for him, he's not all that popular around here.[/QUOTE]Your fucking uncle should focus on his real job and quit getting into everyone's private lives. LOL. Praise Jesus and 24 hour doughnut shops.

[QUOTE=PlayTiem;4616601]Man, oh man, you sound JUST like an uncle of mine. Unfortunately for him, he's not all that popular around here.[/QUOTE]Hahah well shit I don't know what he did but that sounds like drama. I just want to know if the clubs in Jax are worth the visit. I went out in Orlando a few nights ago and the club scene there was disappointing.

[QUOTE=Phillips99;4617132]Your uncle should focus on his real job and quit getting into everyone's private lives. LOL. Praise Jesus and 24 hour doughnut shops.[/QUOTE]So angry LOL what did I do wrong here?

[QUOTE=SixWheels;4617508]Looking to enjoy my birthday. Where should I go today? Pm Is fine[/QUOTE]Happy birthday I hope you get into someone or something fun .

[QUOTE=TheRealGyalist;4617591]So angry LOL what did I do wrong here?[/QUOTE]LOL this guy's an uncle, trolling, or clueless. Take your pick.

How did you handle it? PM please with any information or advice, I am having a hard time with this. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Magicmike226;4618712]How did you handle it? PM please with any information or advice, I am having a hard time with this. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Foul bro foul. If you do this and you got an "other". You got to get tested, bc that's like impossible to explain. Make up an excuse like you sat on a wet toilet seat or something. I mean if that don't work pick your poison. Say you shared a dirty needle with one of your work buddy and probably caught something from him, or said you had to borrow your bros dirty skimpies 1 day and they was a little wet? If all else fells, hope you can pull " I Don't Know, what have you been doing when I'm at work" kind of spins and hope it takes you somewhere. Either you do everything with a cap or get tested after each visit, and if ya don't feel like those choices are for ya, then its time to consider hanging up the line on the hobby all together. My 2 cents.

[QUOTE=Chloros;4618311]LOL this guy's an uncle, trolling, or clueless. Take your pick.[/QUOTE]More clueless if anything sorry if I seem like a troll I just moved to a new city and my friend suggest I get active on here.

I know many of you really enjoy Greek with providers. Completely up to you what you choose to do with these folks. I just can't imagine that providers who can't even keep the pussy clean will go out of their way to provide a shit-proof experience for you in the back. Am I wrong?

[QUOTE=ToeLover;4647591]I know many of you really enjoy Greek with providers. Completely up to you what you choose to do with these folks. I just can't imagine that providers who can't even keep the pussy clean will go out of their way to provide a shit-proof experience for you in the back. Am I wrong?[/QUOTE]After having done greek with a number of providers who do their best to keep things clean, I can say that things do sometimes happen that keep it from being a completely clean experience, but that's the exception rather than the rule.

I think the first provider I did greek with (however many moons ago, ha) saw my guy and commented that with my length I might end up "mining for gold". I had no idea what she was talking about until I was done (finished in the bag that time) and was taking the condom off. She was a greek specialist who prepared, but even so, the tip was dirty.

Most of the time, though, even with some serious ass pounding, a girl who gets ready with proper use of enemas won't have anything in there to get on you. Unless the body is getting ready to poop it out, the colon really isn't supposed to have much of anything in it anyways, and the enema will clean everything out well enough.

But to your question, yeah, I can't imagine the rotten crotch crowd taking the care to clean their asses out before festivities begin, and especially the girls who are walking? They wouldn't even have the chance to? I can't even begin to imagine the worst case scenario of being in a car with a dick triggered about (the board keeps adding the A at the start of that word) of pent up diarrhea.

Now, opioids do slow down the digestive system, sometimes to a crawl, but I'm not going to really put that far enough up on my list of positives to be worth the tradeoff for knowingly fucking a heroin shooter or constant oxy muncher. The ones who aren't in circumstances where they can take care of themselves, or choose not to, aren't likely to be getting regular STD / HIV testing, either, and anal is higher risk for both the fucker and the fuckee.

Anyways, of the girls in Jax that I've recommended on this board who do greek, I've not had a single problem, and I've enjoyed some quite enthusiastic backdoor sessions with them. I will say that, the few times that I've heard "you might not want to do that this time", I've listened, and would advise you to pay attention as well.

[QUOTE=ToeLover;4647591]I know many of you really enjoy Greek with providers. Completely up to you what you choose to do with these folks. I just can't imagine that providers who can't even keep the pussy clean will go out of their way to provide a shit-proof experience for you in the back. Am I wrong?[/QUOTE]I've never really had a problem with cleanliness doing Greek with the few well known providers that offer it. If they are seasoned and known for their all inclusive trips to Greece then they usually keep themselves pretty tidy back there. I have had a couple experiences where it got kinda messy but they are far and few in between. I've seen many of the well known providers that offered it and gave and pretty deep pounding and I came out clean as a whistle. Even had a couple cuties on the sugar baby site that stayed clean as a whistle that I had seen for about five months that I eventually talked into doing ATM. But I agree, if they have a hard time keeping the kitty clean and fresh then the back door will probably be the same. Any type of comments of I'm not feeling well or they've had an upset stomach are all signs to stay away from the back door on that visit.