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My favorite is "back by popular demand," as though men are gathering outside the home of a retired all star athelete encouraging him to sign with a new team. I always chuckle when I see that, since I have never ever seen any evidence of any men forming a coalition to persuade any escort to come back like Roy Hobbs from The Natural. Also, there is a very attractive former diamond lady who used to go by Paris but who now goes by Bundy. I realize that she is probably alluding to Kelly Bundy from Married with Children, but do any of you hear the word Bundy and not think of the serial killer? Another is when a girl's ad says, "they call me" followed by a preposterous nickname alluding to the girl's sexual prowess which no man ever uttered. Just reading ads is a source of ceaseless entertainment.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/186337285.[/URL] The satisfaction succubus. That's what she's known as. People all around the area specifically make it a point to enunciate the following two words in succession when thinking of her: satisfaction succubus! Need I say more?

[QUOTE=OnTheRoad2019;7270086]So I'm traveling for business and haven't been on X. I finally get the chance and she freaked the fuck out that I posted face pics on here. So either she's a lurker or she has a White Knight keeping an eye out.

She even threatened to post my dick picks. I'm proud as hell of my perfect cock.[/QUOTE]So that's the only way to contact her is through X? No digits, no text app?

[QUOTE=SpinnerBate;7270205]Page 3 had everything you needed to know. And you were so close. Try once more, but this time read what is posted there. Three of the fifteen posts on page three are about KD. LOL. The page numbers change as more is added, so you better hurry. Otherwise, you may have to dig four whole pages back.[/QUOTE]

Just so you know for the future. There is this thing called a URL.. doesn't matter what it means, but it's the address of this website, and also has a link to pages within. If you highlight it by "selecting all" or triple clicking on it, you can then go to your menu bar, and select "Edit" and "Copy" to save it briefly. Then, when you go to write a post like this, you can go to the menu bar and select "Edit" and "Paste" and i'll put the address right in your post!

If you're on a mobile device, DM me which kind and I'll reply with instructions on how to do it on your device.

It's amazing technology, and I understand that some people just haven't gotten up to speed on these fancy devices, but it's a great trick to learn for the future to share information!

Thanks!!

[QUOTE=Hohitta;7271853]So that's the only way to contact her is through X? No digits, no text app?[/QUOTE]Nothing other than DM on X.

Tag team on the floor who wants in?(no gays allowed).

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Sketchy deal with this girl. Led me to her residence then demanded a "hosting fee"- told her no, not until I see her. Also, she didn't accept cash, only paypal or chime. I was supposedly right in front of her residence and she still demanded hosting fee. Also, as I was there someone pulled up in a car across the street and was watching me- needless to say I got out of there.

[QUOTE=Cruzer10;7118558]Anyone remember Bangin Becky? Whatever happened to her? Wish she was still around. Her sister I think used to be in the business too but I forgot who that was.[/QUOTE]Last I knew of her She Moved down to Florida. She was a fun time for sure. Our Birthday's were pretty close together so we'd get together a celebrate them together quite a bit.

[QUOTE=Rogue59;7272208][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/186309560[/URL]

Sketchy deal with this girl. Led me to her residence then demanded a "hosting fee"- told her no, not until I see her. Also, she didn't accept cash, only paypal or chime. I was supposedly right in front of her residence and she still demanded hosting fee. Also, as I was there someone pulled up in a car across the street and was watching me- needless to say I got out of there.[/QUOTE]RTFF.

YOU JUST GOT LUCKY!

Hey newbie, watch your own 6 all the time. This hobby ain't what it used to be. Not even a hobby now so learn and grow or go.

I had a nugget this night and she relaxed me. All I know.

A7 D.

[QUOTE=MilkMan2484;7272391]Last I knew of her She Moved down to Florida. She was a fun time for sure. Our Birthday's were pretty close together so we'd get together a celebrate them together quite a bit.[/QUOTE]Oh I remember her from EV I believe, or the old boards when it was straight up and we didn't care. It was safe. Not now, SMH and laughing. Banging Becky, thanks for the flash back.

[QUOTE=Rogue59;7272208[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/186309560[/URL]

Sketchy deal with this girl. Led me to her residence then demanded a "hosting fee"- told her no, not until I see her. Also, she didn't accept cash, only paypal or chime. I was supposedly right in front of her residence and she still demanded hosting fee. Also, as I was there someone pulled up in a car across the street and was watching me- needless to say I got out of there.[/QUOTE]That wasn't the girl behind that ad. It was either a robbery set up or police. Luckily you missed a robbery set up and it wasn't the police because if it was them you wouldn't have been able to get away. Once you are there they got you. But that ad screams fake all over it. Next time come to the forum before you decide to see some one and ask for some information if you cannot find it doing some research. You got very lucky.

[QUOTE=MilkMan2484;7272391]Last I knew of her She Moved down to Florida. She was a fun time for sure. Our Birthday's were pretty close together so we'd get together a celebrate them together quite a bit.[/QUOTE]Yes, Becky's sister and Mother were both providers. I haven't heard from her in years.

Most seniors will notice this ad fake. 1st even with area code 313 there is not a city or town with it. 2nd pics and videos way too good. 3rd She is offering everything with bb. If you see doggy\69 does everything it's too good to be true. This might save someone from showing up at some random address. Good luck. P.S.

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Any one take the plunge yet she looks cute.

[QUOTE=LunchBox1581;7273076][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/detroit/female-escorts/caucasian_w/outcalls-slim-thick-booty-bree/132031083243[/URL]

Any one take the plunge yet she looks cute.[/QUOTE]She has been reviewed many times before on here. Bryanna is her name, she has used many different names in ads. For reasons. There are also reasons she doesn't smile in any of her pics, or at least show you her teeth.

The good, she is real, tiny, and down to fuck and can be had for cheap unless you are dumb.

The bad, she is your normal crackhead on here, will ghost you or show up hours later, sometimes has a very bad smell to her from working so much and not showering. She is nothing special and does not look as good as the pics.