Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;6302029]Please stop and go get a new handle. Your gig is up. If you want to promote BHC, don't make it so obvious. Post some other places, not exclusively about BHC.

Before you call me a BHC hater, check my post history. I have posted plenty of good reviews for BHC. Two positive posts as recently as a month ago, on Kiki and Shasha.

No need to reply anymore as I am adding you to my ignore list. Just a waste of my time.[/QUOTE]I think you share your post for your profit. So you don't like any good comment regarding BHC. Because you don't get any good from BHC now.

I have been to 819 numerous times and will in the future but my advice is to skip this place this week. The current two gave me the most furious visit that I have ever had. I am so pissed that I won't even bother sharing the details other than avoid the 2 girl service offer. Just basically avoid this week period. These girls cannot be allowed to cheat us. I am not a simp but not an a-hole either. I am not hung like a pornstar nor am I small. If a girl cannot receive a slightly above average length stick with average girth then they should probably leave.

This chick with the big winged tramp stamp was terrible! I believe Linda or something. Bonita was the other girl. Tramp stamp Linda might have been intoxicated in the morning or something. I was so ticked off I just decided to take the loss.

If one of you does decide to try anyways, please get the correct name for the girl. I will not take 819 off my list but I hope the boss ejects this girl immediately based on todays performance.

I came for a 1 girl 1 hr service. I got 2 girl promise but not delivered, 1 girl cfs 100% complaining about size, then about HJ length of time. Almost no rub, no shower and from car seat to car seat was less than 30 min.

So pissed that I just took the 26 x total loss rather than argue with intox chick. They wanted huge tip for a 2 girl boom boom plus 10 x door fee.

Unacceptable if you ask me. I got ripped off today that is for sure.

I don't know if there is a better place besides Chicago to post this, but does anyone have Intel on any place around Elk Grove Village?

While in Town Hitting Up All My Favorite Spots.

Stopped by Orange Spa.

Was able to meet with Candy. Girl is cute but terrible English.

Started with a high number $220 got her down to $150 for a 30 min visit (never go full hour at massage place you will never get more than 30 minutes).

Started with standard rubbing and then a crazy jackhammer 🤦8205;9794;65039;.

Finally got her to put it in her mouth no cover for +50 almost had me but paid her on her back and that was it -.

Think Friday is her last day and this is a picture she texted me which I would say is accurate or at least a twin -.

Worth the $200 for everything I paid.

[QUOTE=PregnantLover1;6302532]I don't know if there is a better place besides Chicago to post this, but does anyone have Intel on any place around Elk Grove Village?[/QUOTE]Mt. Prospect is the closest with a minimum of 3 good FS shops plus others.

Went to Ozone. Thee were three shoes by the bench but also three girls letting me in. I took the one with the fantastic tits and bleached blonde hair. Got naked on table and she came in and gave a weak massage but when she was by my head had no problem with me groping and grabbing her ass and let me rub her pussy over her tight pants for a while. I could feel it getting warm and wet. She asked what I wanted. I asked for FS but settled on BJ as I only had 120 after door. She asked for more I said I don't have it, she said, fine. And took it, counted it then took off all her clothes and her body was fantastic. But. She wouldn't let me grope her tits. I tried, I wanted to suck them, but nope. So I just let her blow me with a rubber while I grabbed her ass and the outside of her pussy. She gave a pretty good blow job though. Super hot mouth and got my very very hard and she just bobbed up and down with no stop and no teeth until I blew in bag. She kept going until I went totally soft. Great deeep throat covered blow job. Got up. Cleaned up dressed and left. Seems like clean and ok place but was just a pretty mechanical blow job. Although it felt awesome too.

[QUOTE=AcrossTheUnive;6302403]I have been to 819 numerous times and will in the future but my advice is to skip this place this week. The current two gave me the most furious visit that I have ever had. I am so pissed that I won't even bother sharing the details other than avoid the 2 girl service offer. Just basically avoid this week period. These girls cannot be allowed to cheat us. I am not a simp but not an a-hole either. I am not hung like a pornstar nor am I small. If a girl cannot receive a slightly above average length stick with average girth then they should probably leave.

This chick with the big winged tramp stamp was terrible! I believe Linda or something. Bonita was the other girl. Tramp stamp Linda might have been intoxicated in the morning or something. I was so ticked off I just decided to take the loss.

If one of you does decide to try anyways, please get the correct name for the girl. I will not take 819 off my list but I hope the boss ejects this girl immediately based on todays performance.

I came for a 1 girl 1 hr service. I got 2 girl promise but not delivered, 1 girl cfs 100% complaining about size, then about HJ length of time. Almost no rub, no shower and from car seat to car seat was less than 30 min.

So pissed that I just took the 26 x total loss rather than argue with intox chick. They wanted huge tip for a 2 girl boom boom plus 10 x door fee.

Unacceptable if you ask me. I got ripped off today that is for sure.[/QUOTE]That sucks. Sorry you didn't get good service. I get so annoyed when they imply I'm too big for them. I'm no John Holmes.

I would stick with 819. I've had less than great experiences there myself but I recently saw Sasa and had a great time, no regrets.

Hey guys, I know the door fee is $80/ hr, but what's the typical FS rate?

[QUOTE=MWiggly2;6304024]Hey guys, I know the door fee is $80/ hr, but what's the typical FS rate?[/QUOTE]Generally speaking, FS starts at $200. Most girls only offer CFS. If you're offered anal, add another $40-50.

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Haven't done the AMP scene in awhile but honestly needed a decent to good massage and why not the extras so tried 2 different spots, the usual suspects that we all know about and ones I've been too, albeit not recently. First AMP, in the city, Health Center something. Massage wasn't good at all but figured extras would cure all ills. First I knew it was going to be a problem when I was told table shower was an extra $. I was like WTF! No way I'm paying $$ for extra services but $ extra for table shower? When did this start? Have I been off the AMP scene that long? Second well known AMP, NW burbs, Buffalo Grove area I get a really good massage good pressure the massage itself was worth the trip. When it came to extras was told $$. 50. Huh? Really wait what happened to door. 8 and all inclusive $.2 to $.6 tops?

Again maybe its me I haven't really hit the AMP scene in awhile but it hasn't been that long has it. Geeezzzz.

[QUOTE=Bryzzo;6303914]That sucks. Sorry you didn't get good service. I get so annoyed when they imply I'm too big for them. I'm no John Holmes.

I would stick with 819. I've had less than great experiences there myself but I recently saw Sasa and had a great time, no regrets.[/QUOTE]This is a perfect example of what I have been saying. Go visit a girl, not the place. And don't give up on a place just because you had one bad experience, especially on a place that rotates often. If the original poster had seen FOB Anne yesterday, his review would be totally different. I will post a PSA when Anne gets to 819. The plan is to keep her at PD a few more days after the end of the current rotation tomorrow before sending her to 819. For those of you who don't go to apartment, be patient for a few more days. You will be rewarded when you see Anne.

I wrote a post on Sasa, so it's good to see that you enjoyed her. Ideally, a place should have good service regardless of who the girls are. But sadly that is not the reality. That is why I always encourage people to write reviews, both good and bad. It's the only way to avoid bad girls.

[QUOTE=Bryzzo;6303914]That sucks. Sorry you didn't get good service. I get so annoyed when they imply I'm too big for them. I'm no John Holmes.

I would stick with 819. I've had less than great experiences there myself but I recently saw Sasa and had a great time, no regrets.[/QUOTE]I saw Sasa multiple times. She enjoyed, I enjoyed. I am not giving up on 819. I just would not go there with the current lineup again. I have not a single time ever gone bonkers with one of the ladies. I honestly don't enjoy that rough stuff like some of you. I always assure them that I am gentle and this is true. I always make an attempt to get the girl there first. I ease my way in and am a gentleman. The one I saw acted as if I was inflicting great pain upon her. Maybe the guy before me went ham inside her. I do not know. It was not worth losing my cool though. These type of experiences are just part of the hobby. Win some, lose some.

I will be back at 819 though. That is for sure. It is convenient for my work situation and I have had great experiences there.

[QUOTE=AcrossTheUnive;6302403]Bonita was the other girl.[/QUOTE]That might be Monica. She just texted and told me that she loved me, so it's probably a slow afternoon. I thought that she was a good value, but it was a bit of a rush job.

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