Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ZogShibs;6289456]Hi all,

I have some business downtown tomorrow. Visiting from WI. I'd like to visit a spot afterward, but can't decide between CLM, Ozone, or X in Mt. Prospect. Anyone care to weigh in (or have a better recommendation)? Looking for L2.

Thank you![/QUOTE]I cannot speak to CLM. But X in Mt Prospect has more attractive girls than Ozone in my opinion. Ozone is still better looking than the average place, and is my favorite place in Chicago proper, but X is still better. 7's /8's /9's rather than 6's /7's. Thinner is the main difference.

[QUOTE=ZogShibs;6289456]Anyone care to weigh in (or have a better recommendation)?
[/QUOTE]I would recommend SxL Spa and Nails in the South Loop, Michigan Ave. It's downtown so you don't have to venture too far and their specialty is L2. BBBJ and some will allow CIM, if you'd like. Anything S, SW or directly W of downtown may seem a bit seedy if you aren't familiar or from our fine city. Go with Kelly and you can't go wrong. Willing to bet she'd be an auto top-5 in Cheeseland, if she ever went north of the border, hahaha. Seriously though, considering what you are looking for and the location, it's a can't miss. Easy, safe street parking in a relatively safe part of the city. I don't go often but I can't think of a time I've ever left disappointed.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6290010][URL]Chicagolandbodyrubs.com[/URL]

Mia has quietly returned to the schedule for this week I see. Considering she was most of the most popular providers they ever had I'm surprised they didn't make a bigger deal of it on their website.

For those of you who haven't seen her, she's probably one of the three best providers they've ever had. Amazing open GFE experience, not much of an upcharge, and she's a fit, shapely punk rocker American girl who is in her early to mid 30's. Total unicorn for CLM, which is dominated by either old women with good menus, young women with terrible menus, or women with $300+ upcharges.[/QUOTE]Looks like she's not on the schedule anymore.

Operates out of a safe location in Pilsen, pretty good setup. Not that attractive, tall with tummy tuck scars on her stomach. Weak back rub and immediate flip with a quick L1, don't; think much else on the menu. 2/10 rating overall.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/0240cf38-c874-4b29-af03-27a437a354be[/URL]

[QUOTE=Coopertars;6291010]Looks like she's not on the schedule anymore.[/QUOTE]Damn. That was fast. I wonder what happened.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6291269]Damn. That was fast. I wonder what happened.[/QUOTE]No idea, I reached out to the booker and she's not sure if / when Mia would return.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;6290604]I would recommend SxL Spa and Nails in the South Loop, Michigan Ave. It's downtown so you don't have to venture too far and their specialty is L2. BBBJ and some will allow CIM, if you'd like. Anything S, SW or directly W of downtown may seem a bit seedy if you aren't familiar or from our fine city. Go with Kelly and you can't go wrong. Willing to bet she'd be an auto top-5 in Cheeseland, if she ever went north of the border, hahaha. Seriously though, considering what you are looking for and the location, it's a can't miss. Easy, safe street parking in a relatively safe part of the city. I don't go often but I can't think of a time I've ever left disappointed.[/QUOTE]Oh man, I paid a visit very recently and only a grandma came out. I thought I might as well get a legit massage, my back has been feeling tight lately. The massage quality wasn't very good and her looks didn't really get me in the mood for L2. It's on the table though.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;6288678]So Nancy and Miki left. Who's left their worth checking out for FS. That Tina is no good. She wants 150 for naked HJ. Stay away from her.[/QUOTE]I don't know if Lisa's menu has tightened, but 3 or 4 years ago my regular gal there was experiencing "that time of the month", so she brought in Lisa for 4 hands. While Lisa gave me a fine CFS CG ride, my provider stepped to the waste and upper the excitement with DFK, breast play, etc.

[QUOTE=Biliator;6291603]I don't know if Lisa's menu has tightened, but 3 or 4 years ago my regular gal there was experiencing "that time of the month", so she brought in Lisa for 4 hands. While Lisa gave me a fine CFS CG ride, my provider stepped to the waste and upper the excitement with DFK, breast play, etc.[/QUOTE]LOL. "stripped to the waist".

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;6288678]So Nancy and Miki left. Who's left they’re worth checking out for FS. That Tina is no good. She wants 150 for naked HJ. Stay away from her.[/QUOTE]She's turned up and is working a new spot now.

[QUOTE=Biliator;6291660]LOL. "stripped to the waist".[/QUOTE]Haha. Yeah. I was thinking, it's got to a big upcharge to "step to the waste". That's some over-and-above-the-call freaky action right there.

Best typo so far.

[QUOTE=Casper27;6291378]Oh man, I paid a visit very recently and only a grandma came out. I thought I might as well get a legit massage, my back has been feeling tight lately. The massage quality wasn't very good and her looks didn't really get me in the mood for L2. It's on the table though.[/QUOTE]I stopped by SXL today and saw nothing but women 45+ years old, and I'm probably being generous.

[QUOTE=LeopardTwo;6291717]She's turned up and is working a new spot now.[/QUOTE]Where did she end up at?

I apologize for the uninformed question, but what is X? I tried searching in Mt. Prospect and didn't come up with X.

[QUOTE=JasonWi;6290542]I cannot speak to CLM. But X in Mt Prospect has more attractive girls than Ozone in my opinion. Ozone is still better looking than the average place, and is my favorite place in Chicago proper, but X is still better. 7's /8's /9's rather than 6's /7's. Thinner is the main difference.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Casper27;6291378]Oh man, I paid a visit very recently and only a grandma came out. I thought I might as well get a legit massage, my back has been feeling tight lately. The massage quality wasn't very good and her looks didn't really get me in the mood for L2. It's on the table though.[/QUOTE]LOL that probably WAS Kelly. Different people have different views of what's attractive, but probably anyone in an AMP who even looks 35 could actually be a grandma. Anyway, if skill at L2 is what you're looking for, that's not likely to be found on a 20 yo. Kelly, however, is right up there.