The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2991022]Is that like when you post to us about your bf taking you out for a Michelin 3 star restaurant gourmet dinner: but it was really at Burger King?

Mules eh? "Giddy up." "HeeHaw HeeHaw HeeHaw."[/QUOTE]Vino how is Ginger? You do know she's sucking dick for ten bucks now on Paradise Trail don't you? I know you will not respond to this post old man. Lmao!

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2991008]My man! ! Mont'ass2, fuq I miss that guy. Is he stilll wearing those clothes as if he just stepped out of an Ice Blue Aqua Velva commercial?

Too fuqn funny.

Or is he still applying his favorite fragrance, the ole' Sex Panther before his 'Fun' swinger events?

Because 60% of the time it works everytime (for attracting men).

Oh hey, have you been over lately to relax and bag some rays on his Sears plastic pvc pipe lawn furniture?

I would love to swing by sometime with my skate deck to do some Ollie board sides on the arm rails!

Fuq, that back porch step up he had was fuqn hilarious! Absolutely, classic! !

He was showing it off like it was some kind of page popping feature str8 out of Better Homo's and Garden.

Is he still doing his 'Cool Rider' impersonation and cruising around on that out-dated motor scooter like he's Michael Carrington in Grease 2?

No wonder he ran off the boards. The dude embarrassed himself at every turn.

Please send him my warmest regards.

P mutha-fuqn G.[/QUOTE]Admit it, M2 and myself sent your silly ass into retirement. You're pathetic.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2990865]I see you take valuable time to continue to check my fine, after paying half I stopped because I'm stubborn, I can't help it. But since you seem to concerned either pay it or STFU!! It's not your fine so why are you concerned? Like I said, the fine sitting in collection does not bother me one bit so why does it bother you so much you continue to check to set if it's paid? You have serious issues, usually one with your kind of mental problems requires a padded room.

Swags.[/QUOTE]You have a lot of stalkers love, don't these high class people have job's? It amazes me they continue to find time for you and myself. Paige the fat pig is a pill head, she's probably nodded out on a John's cock right now.

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2991094]Yes she got sticky fingers!

Wasnt that funny Paige knowing her history![/QUOTE]How Monica aka Michael called FLA Adventurer Paige in this post.

Did you notice that swags?

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2991152]Good to see you moved out of the pig pen in the company of another species you are akin to, not by looks but by mentality. You fucking jack ass!

I bet it is funny as fuck to see a pig riding a jack ass in the hood to pick up your rocks. Betcha wish you would have paid that fine you could drive instead of riding a jackass.

You can now be know as donkeydoo the mule rider.

I got fucking jokes tonight!

BBH.[/QUOTE]Triple Chin Miss Piggy aka Donkeydoo The Mule Rider that just isn't very bright. Her new boyfriend, Mr. Piggy took her to his 38 acre farm and showed her where her new home would be. Wonder how soon he will make bacon out of her or will he put her in the petting zoo?

Stay tuned fans! More adventures coming soon with Triple Chin Miss Piggy alias Donkeydoo The Mule Rider.

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[QUOTE=Chris5;2991338]Vino how is Ginger? You do know she's sucking dick for ten bucks now on Paradise Trail don't you? I know you will not respond to this post old man. Lmao![/QUOTE]Ginger had moved to Ocala with her bf. I don't talk to her anymore. I have a plethora of other girls that are just as good, even hotter, and more forgiving on the roses required.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2991120]38 acres beauty? Yeah right.

Top of line new mules? Sure.

I'd like to see a picture of that. Oh wait a minute, it just happen I have a photo of you asshole boyfriend's parents getting you mule ready for that riding. You never told us you asshole boyfriend's parents were both male! And they look so manly, it hard to pick out which one was suppose to be the good female that invite you back!

Lmfao! We see now why you fit in so good with that family. They assholes just like you!

Boom, BOOM! (That one for you, Monica)![/QUOTE]Goofy Georgie Mason he's a horse's ass LOL.

[URL]https://thumbs6.dreamstime.com/x/horse-s-ass-2483689.jpg[/URL]

BAM! ROTFF.

Trail Hunter Livin' The Dream.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2991340]Admit it, M2 and myself sent your silly ass into retirement. You're pathetic.[/QUOTE]Oh my,

You guys were quite a tag team.

You two were like the Fabulous Freebirds in the Rat Trap.

Running around peacocking, doing your Freebird strut.

I felt like Kerry Von Erich when Terry Gordy slammed his head into a steel cage door. You guys really know how to deliver the blows here in the Trap!

M2 did so much irreparable damage to me, that he retired his handle long before he could ever gloat, never to be heard from again. Lolololol

So why did Mon'tease2 leave so abruptly? Hmmmm

**Was it because of the lies I caught him in? Even offering me to have his girlfriend call me (yes that did happen). So that she could corroborate his phoney stories.

**Or was it because this Ass-clown even posted a pic of his supposed girlfriend in the Trap? What fuqn jackwagon does this?

**Or could it be because he posted pics of himself dressed up like he going to a Ronald McDonald convention in front of his Primer-painted 80's cookie cutter hud home?

** Or boasting that he knows the names and locations of all the trap houses? WTF, Huh? What kinda fuqn loser do u have to be coming out bragging about this?

Maybe? Just Maybe? I don't know, just speculating here champ.

Me retired? Yes, sort of, I guess. Didn't want to say it, but over time you just began to bore, you were no longer that shiny new toy anymore.

Hey, I know you missed me, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings I wanted to be a nice guy and tell you (like they do in those complicated relationships people try to escape from) by saying, "it's not your fault Chrissy, it's not, it's me".

Sorry I had to throw that out there pumpkin, sometimes you just have to rip the bandaid off.

Now get back to work clown, break time is over.

Oh, and BTW you missed a spot, be a pal and get that for me.

Thanks,

4-ever your Idol.

P mutha-fuqn G.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2991496]Oh my,

You guys were quite a tag team.

You two were like the Fabulous Freebirds in the Rat Trap.

Running around peacocking, doing your Freebird strut.

I felt like Kerry Von Erich when Terry Gordy slammed his head into a steel cage door. You guys really know how to deliver the blows here in the Trap!

M2 did so much irreparable damage to me, that he retired his handle long before he could ever gloat, never to be heard from again. Lolololol

So why did Mon'tease2 leave so abruptly? Hmmmm

**Was it because of the lies I caught him in? Even offering me to have his girlfriend call me (yes that did happen). So that she could corroborate his phoney stories.

**Or was it because this Ass-clown even posted a pic of his supposed girlfriend in the Trap? What fuqn jackwagon does this?

**Or could it be because he posted pics of himself dressed up like he going to a Ronald McDonald convention in front of his Primer-painted 80's cookie cutter hud home?

** Or boasting that he knows the names and locations of all the trap houses? WTF, Huh? What kinda fuqn loser do u have to be coming out bragging about this?

Maybe? Just Maybe? I don't know, just speculating here champ.

Me retired? Yes, sort of, I guess. Didn't want to say it, but over time you just began to bore, you were no longer that shiny new toy anymore.

Hey, I know you missed me, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings I wanted to be a nice guy and tell you (like they do in those complicated relationships people try to escape from) by saying, "it's not your fault Chrissy, it's not, it's me".

Sorry I had to throw that out there pumpkin, sometimes you just have to rip the bandaid off.

Now get back to work clown, break time is over.

Oh, and BTW you missed a spot, be a pal and get that for me.

Thanks,

4-ever your Idol.

P mutha-fuqn G.[/QUOTE]Your such a lost and confused soul. FYI I have personally met M2 AND his girlfriend. Girlfriend is pretty hot by the way asswipe, I've had several phone conversations with him as well. My take on you and M2 is the following, You are still to this day very jealous of him and his girlfriend and his swinger lifestyle. You're life is boring and simply pathetic. You're wife is butt ugly and you also are very envious of my high profile status and my lifestyle on Paradise Trail. Unlike yourself, we are two legends you dumb fuck.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2991450]Ginger had moved to Ocala with her bf. I don't talk to her anymore. I have a plethora of other girls that are just as good, even hotter, and more forgiving on the roses required.[/QUOTE]Vino, As ALWAYS you're a foolish dumb old man. How can anyone be so fucking stupid? You are weak, foolish, clueless and simply pathetic. Ginger is not in Ocala, gingers boyfriend is that glass crack pipe and of course the many dicks she sucks. Vino my advice to you is to move out of Orlando as you are a true embarrassment to the rest of the REAL mongers here.

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2991451]Goofy Georgie Mason he's a horse's ass LOL.

[URL]https://thumbs6.dreamstime.com/x/horse-s-ass-2483689.jpg[/URL]

BAM! ROTFF.

Trail Hunter Livin' The Dream.[/QUOTE]Is a total LOSER!! He is not worthy of our posts TH.

[QUOTE=KansasQueen;2991189]So ill go cry now. But hey can me make up a new lie sh**tz old & your nonexistent to me. These monger might like you but I'm sure 100% of the girls posted on the board won't lay you! So instead you must come pester the f out of us thinking your opinion effects our money. ? No in return theres guys who are spending there money with us and not the street walkers you wife and let give you aids! Your a loser but I'm so glad you found your place in the world behind a computer. Pick a place and meet me your nothing but a sacery piece of. That will never show his face. Now on the behalf of me and the rest of the non crackheads here. Keep your money! Ladies please stop responding hell eventually find someone new to hate.[/QUOTE]Sugar why all the hostility? Do you hate me baby? Can't we all just get along?

Kansas Queen you're a branded bottom ho, problem is your old, ugly, fake, anorexic and a crack head. Sugar your escorting days are over, hit the trail you dumb twat. I can only imagine how many cocks have entered your asshole in all your year's of sucking and fucking. You discust me Kansas Queen.

Smh.

Hey Sugar! May I ask a favor please?? Can you PLEASE update your sorry very ugly pics on your little ad please? You're face actually reminds me of a elephants ass!! LOL!! That fake Walgreens hair dye you bought needs to be immediately update sugar. I see why you took a so called two week vacation to pine hills. Lmao. Could it be because you're fucking phone is NOT ringing? Take as long a vacation as you want sugar, how's the flea markets scene working out for you??

Take as much time as you need away. No one will miss you here.

F. why. I. Mules are a type of women shoes. Espadrilles are another, A couple of high end brands are called Jimmy Choo's and Loubiton (Have red soles) I've learned this stuff from LISTENING to very classy women.

So BABY SWAGS got a new pair of shoes! So Swags are you classy?

VS.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2992012]And what a catch, the goons actually think an ATV is a donkey. The king of Jackass's PartyCaptainPimpVino has all his goons follow his lead. What a bunch of morons, yeah we rode donkeys through town and through their land!! Fuqn morons!!

Swags.[/QUOTE]Instead of being distracted by this banter, you need to focus on your future as a farm animal on that visit you made last weekend. You are destined to be either bacon (fatty, not lean) or the petting zoo. Few pigs make it to the petting zoo, so I am betting on bacon to be sold at Walmart, the lowest end grocer.

3 arrests in 3 different counties and you are on here trying to boost your self esteem?

You are one fucked up person.

There is absolutely zero reason for you to be on here spending time attacking others. I realize you like to brag and boast but at the end of the day, you got nothing. Absolutely nothing. Zero self esteem.

You have posted peoples names before and other personal info, only an asshole would do that. And that you are.

Go get help, there are professional counselors that would consider you a challenge and might be able to help you turn your life around.

This is not intended as banter. It is intended as a wake up call to a person that is really off track. You have been a hooker, busted for coke, busted for pot, busted for DUI, busted for driving on a suspended license. I am sure your family is not proud. Go get some help. You are 43 and an embarrassment to your family.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2991543]Your such a lost and confused soul. FYI I have personally met M2 AND his girlfriend. Girlfriend is pretty hot by the way asswipe, I've had several phone conversations with him as well. My take on you and M2 is the following, You are still to this day very jealous of him and his girlfriend and his swinger lifestyle. You're life is boring and simply pathetic. You're wife is butt ugly and you also are very envious of my high profile status and my lifestyle on Paradise Trail. Unlike yourself, we are two legends you dumb fuck.[/QUOTE]Once again you nailed it brother, another bull's-eye my man. You have me figured out and I am big man for admitting how right you are!

You should give up mongering asap for you have totally missed your calling.

Ever consider becoming a clairvoyant? Your like the great Carnac of the Rat Trap. Johnny Carson would be proud.

Wait a minute here, you met M2 and his girlfriend? At their house?

How sweet is this,? I didn't know you volunteered for Habitat for Humanity? What a nice gesture.

They will actually take someone with a previous Felony?

You must of been in charge of installing all his toilets, with all your bullshit it makes perfect sense.

Take care flush master.

PG.

I have a feeling that you really really really DON'T like me. How sad I am. I speak only the truth and will continue to do so.

Bye sweetness. LOL.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2991793]Do you know that your dear grandpa, an old client is also a member of the board? I realized that when looking t his Facebook and saw a picture of you with another blonde and brunette that I'm assuming are you cousins!! Small world.

Swags.[/QUOTE]So, once again, I may be one of few that has actually dated both of these ladies and can make a true side-by-side comparison. Here goes.

First, Savanna, I will give higher marks to you on your head game. Yes. It is true. Ashley's head game is fine, but you do get more points on that.

Don't let it go to your head. Your winning streak about stops there.

I say dead even for being a good and fun fuck. You both are legendary on that one, but these five areas are where she comes out on top, so to speak.

#1 - I have spun that spinner. I would never even try that with you. In fact, I'll go one further, there is only one lady I have ever spun that I would give a higher rating that I give Ashley. She is that good.

#2 - I did her telephone-man style and there is no way in hell I would try that with you.

#3 - Ashley Monroe has a near perfect body in about every way. Soft, tight, awesome rack. And she is a natural blonde. Chalk that up to good genetics, being younger and less self abusive. At any rate, she takes higher marks for having a great bod.

#4 - Although I don't think either of you will win a Nobel Prize, she really is a more intelligent person than you. Her business model works well, she definitely has more positive reviews, has always had a good incall (much better than yours), is a legend on the touring circuit, can carry on a conversation with anyone. You go on about the difference between an escort and a prostitute, well, I would take Ashley to an event and know she wouldn't embarrass me. I am sorry, but I wouldn't take you past the Big Lots. I might have to remind her going in to not drop any "F" bombs, but she would charm my friends, that's for sure. She also pulls off the soccer mom thing very well. You didn't. Fact.

#5 - She isn't bat shit crazy. This is important because in our hobby there is a sacred trust. Us guys and you ladies put it all on the line. Our safety, security and the very health of our dicks and pussys depend on that trust. You broke it. You and I have had this conversation before. There is no excuse. You have no defence. You are not trustworthy.

I do wish you well with the new BF. You deserve to be happy. I hope it lasts. I also hope you get to a point where you find a better hobby than picking at people for the hell of it. I hope you become a better person.

Just the facts.

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2992673]So, once again, I may be one of few that has actually dated both of these ladies and can make a true side-by-side comparison. Here goes.

First, Savanna, I will give higher marks to you on your head game. Yes. It is true. Ashley's head game is fine, but you do get more points on that.

Don't let it go to your head. Your winning streak about stops there.

I say dead even for being a good and fun fuck. You both are legendary on that one, but these five areas are where she comes out on top, so to speak.

#1 - I have spun that spinner. I would never even try that with you. In fact, I'll go one further, there is only one lady I have ever spun that I would give a higher rating that I give Ashley. She is that good.

#2 - I did her telephone-man style and there is no way in hell I would try that with you.

#3 - Ashley Monroe has a near perfect body in about every way. Soft, tight, awesome rack. And she is a natural blonde. Chalk that up to good genetics, being younger and less self abusive. At any rate, she takes higher marks for having a great bod.

#4 - Although I don't think either of you will win a Nobel Prize, she really is a more intelligent person than you. Her business model works well, she definitely has more positive reviews, has always had a good incall (much better than yours), is a legend on the touring circuit, can carry on a conversation with anyone. You go on about the difference between an escort and a prostitute, well, I would take Ashley to an event and know she wouldn't embarrass me. I am sorry, but I wouldn't take you past the Big Lots. I might have to remind her going in to not drop any "F" bombs, but she would charm my friends, that's for sure. She also pulls off the soccer mom thing very well. You didn't. Fact.

#5 - She isn't bat shit crazy. This is important because in our hobby there is a sacred trust. Us guys and you ladies put it all on the line. Our safety, security and the very health of our dicks and pussys depend on that trust. You broke it. You and I have had this conversation before. There is no excuse. You have no defence. You are not trustworthy.

I do wish you well with the new BF. You deserve to be happy. I hope it lasts. I also hope you get to a point where you find a better hobby than picking at people for the hell of it. I hope you become a better person.

Just the facts.

C3.[/QUOTE]There is some very good advice in here for you from someone that knows you. And he did it not as an attack, but as merely stating facts. Rather than be mean to you, he was trying to help.

I have also provided advice to you and hope that you follow it. If not, the beat downs will continue.

It also looks like you made a threat to another member below. You should not do that just like you should not have ever posted the names and photo's of people that you have in the past.

As for the invite for lunch with you and your sister, I will have to pass. I think I am getting my hair done, or my nails, or whatever other excuses I can come up with. Enjoy your lunch.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2992373]I must admit your life gets more pathetic every day.[/QUOTE]Why? Because I expose you for having low self esteem?

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2992898]I'm a very good person, just not to ones that have intentionally been cruel to others! Say what you want but in the end you ate just a piece of shit minion like the other select few. I would urge other members that whatever douchebags that post in the trap to disregard anything that write elsewhere as it's probably false. There are longstanding reputable members, ones that have been here a long time more so then the newly created ones, and none of them come here and agree with a anything these chumps say. Now if more then then a hand full of douchebags crew members said the same then OK, but everyone can go back to my banning and see the same worthless chumps and I'm not even am escort anymore!! So no, you guys have been on A FakeBelieve mission and can all go fuck yourself. I can create just as much if not miss by myself then all of you together. So remember C3 of Baldwin park, payback is a mutha fucka!

Swags.[/QUOTE]You're just mad because it would take a very large merry go round to make you a spinner.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2992898]I'm a very good person, just not to ones that have intentionally been cruel to others! Say what you want but in the end you ate just a piece of shit minion like the other select few. I would urge other members that whatever douchebags that post in the trap to disregard anything that write elsewhere as it's probably false. There are longstanding reputable members, ones that have been here a long time more so then the newly created ones, and none of them come here and agree with a anything these chumps say. Now if more then then a hand full of douchebags crew members said the same then OK, but everyone can go back to my banning and see the same worthless chumps and I'm not even am escort anymore!! So no, you guys have been on A FakeBelieve mission and can all go fuck yourself. I can create just as much if not miss by myself then all of you together. So remember C3 of Baldwin park, payback is a mutha fucka!

Swags.[/QUOTE]If you are trying to make a point, start by being able to type so that others can understand.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2992909]Ashley Monroe is a drug user as well as she is sickly looking. I wasn't going to say anything but since he had to come in and take my post a different way than I'll share the truth. She is a walking skeleton, now for those of you that find that attractive than hey that's all good but the board doesn't need to be misled. When someone's face is so sunken in and the bones in her collar bone petrude, there's a problem!! She seems nice, I was not saying anything other then her real grandpa, not C3, probably knows what she does as he also reads the forum. He had to flatter humselfby thinking I was talking about him!

Swags.[/QUOTE]And here is where your self proclaimed innocence is out of whack.

There was no reason for you to bring Ashley into this. No reason for you to attack her but you look for what you perceive to be openings just so you can trash others and feel better about yourself. I have never seen either one of you but would never see you just because of the way you carry yourself (and I am not talking about your weight). You really do act like a low life loser. Trash.

All you do is make us laugh at you. We lost respect for you a long time ago back when you were in Casselberry. And then your phone stopped ringing and you had to move.

You keep doing this to yourself and then in some perverse twisted rationale, think it is everyone else but you. You just need to look in the mirror.

I have been watching your act for the last two years and you really have self inflicted much of the damage to yourself. You would have a hard time finding many people that have any respect for you and the way you handle yourself.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2992937]I can't remember, help me out, is the first name Traci or James?

Swags.[/QUOTE]Swags I'm having lunch now, please refrain from posting pics of Michael! LOL!