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[QUOTE=UrbanBook;5674147]I met her at a 7-11. I used my favorite line, "How can I spoil a pretty woman tonight. " He reply, "You can give me a lift. " While riding she talked so much she turned me off. The next day she sent photos, came by and hung out with me. She's a really nice person. I checked for track marks, nothing. There wasn't any meth marks in her face. I couldn't pin point her talking problem. But I shut her up when I gave her a little snack. She loves snacking.

Be a gentlemen. Tell her Handsome told you to call.[/QUOTE]If you Google her number she has ****** posts advertising a good time in exchange for crystal. So there's that.

[QUOTE=TempletonRat;5674073]Ain't nobody enforcing shit. Even the courthouse cafe isn't checking vaxx cards.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5676645]I was at the main fish house aka mosk and there is no vaxx enforcement. That place has less business than Mary at Chen's on valentine's day.[/QUOTE]Like the Hilton, Marriott, Hyatt, etc. Where some of the better hoes stay. At least where I know that the ones that I inseminate when I'm in Lost Angeles, usually stay. Even though they cost a few dollars more, I can safely assume that (usually) I won't be robbed or assaulted by their pimps. How are those kind of hotels handling the vaccine papers soviet-style tyrrany? Scanning of private medical documents? Or what? This is no goddam joke, so I'd really appreciate that it not be treated it as such. For myself, its a dealbreaker. But it really effects everybody else a well, who want to see escorts in decent hotels, without Big Brother tracking your medical status as well as your physical whereabouts. .

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/239276[/URL]

I never pay for organic fruit. I saw this one a while ago, the sales pitch is that she is over the top and supercharged. I will have to review the reviews on that other site, but my experience was pretty bad. I did not get head. I did get to finger her. She was kind of covid nasty in terms of that she had already gotten it but that she was not symptomatic and it wasted a week of her life.

She is not worth it.

I feel LA providers are more cautious now, having trouble getting replies and some ads could have more info. Vegas and NY communicate better!! Anyone around that squirt and / or rim? Perferrably closer to SFV.

I had a back order earlier this week. Fucken temple of bliss gal cancelled on me. Claimed she had some sickness or who the fuck knows. I think they are on to me at that place as (a) talking shit about every girl there and (b) taking way too long to ejaculate.

So I saw that this was in town:

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/249860[/URL]

I have seen her ads forever. I am pretty sure she was in the valley for 15 years. Her body seems ok, but her face seems to have been shaped by a blind children's school's arts and crafts session. Her face is literally a parallelogram. Also, I have seen reviews that she is a bit heavier than the pics.

But as they say you only live for like 70-100 years once.

I make the arrangements, it is 200 for an hour.

I get in and notice that she is missing prolly like 60% of her teeth. I can only guess why. She is self conscious about it, and does not really smile. She is very overweight. Add 8-10 pounds to every feet or so of her. She carries it ok, but there was no way I would fuck her.

She has a dog in the room, but I like dogs, so that is ok. The dog slept through the sesh.

Anyhow, she does a face down massage not too hard and uses her tits on me. A little teasing of my sack and I turn over.

She was fully nude and I had her position herself between my feet.

I told her to go slow and I guess having English as a first language was worth it, she went slow and I was rock hard for a long time even notwithstanding that she looked like an extra on soft white underbelly.

She was stroking me very slowly but she could sense there was no way I was going to finish before check out time. I kept shoving my cock at her mouth and finally she went down on me.

I had a major discovery. This was as big as Einstein's equivalence principle. I figured out how to instruct a girl to give me headly. No hands, all the way down my 10 inch anaconda and fucken slow. Ball licking is plus. Rimming, not so much.

She obliged and for a fat chick that if she were drowning I would throw her an anvil, I blew a load last seen at Crystalangels when they had good girls.

So yeah, I am torn.

I do not have time to read the entire act of congress, but is there any program in there for anal bleaching and vaginal rejuvenation for hookers.

I was really excited because there is a new gal posting near me and I was able to walk over. But her pussy is all banged up, like there is no pink, only brown and the lips are fucken all over the place. And her opening is like wide open like someone stuck a forceps in there.

But I was almost ok with it.

What upset me was in doggie her shitter was not the small little button hole I have seen in some modeling photos. Rather, it is like a bit crinkly and dark. She needs anal bleaching.

I don't think she really was a porn-star, but if you look up Brittney White, she's a dead ringer.

I got super lucky and found her at about 5 in the afternoon walking down the strip. Didn't have time right then, but got her digits and texted her later. Met in parking garage of hotel and went up to the room.

Now, I always thought the girlfriend experience was about the girl bitching about money and commitment. I'm not into that, but this girl doesn't some time really seducing me. Not a drop ya drawers and hit it thing.

And she is smoking hot. Loves to get close and tease just enough that you want it that much more.

I've been with wet girls and squirters. But this girl was a creamer. And every time she came, she'd pull it out and stroke me to let the fun last.

Took about a half hour, and she says, we've got plenty of time on the clock. Want to hop in the shower with me?

Umm. Fuck yes!

After a very great shower, we laid down on the bed and she stroked my deck and balls with her nails. We actually both feel asleep for about a half hour. I woke her up, offered to let her stay if she wanted. But she had a friend waiting in the garage and headed out after a nice hug and some friendly talking.

Spent about an hour and 45 minutes in total. Best experience I've ever had like this. Ever. Total was $$60 after negotiation. But she would have been worth 5.

Keeping that number, but she said she's from Tucson. I might have to move!

[QUOTE=HorsePower3179;5683438]I don't think she really was a porn-star, but if you look up Brittney White, she's a dead ringer.

I got super lucky and found her at about 5 in the afternoon walking down the strip. Didn't have time right then, but got her digits and texted her later. Met in parking garage of hotel and went up to the room.

Now, I always thought the girlfriend experience was about the girl bitching about money and commitment. I'm not into that, but this girl doesn't some time really seducing me. Not a drop ya drawers and hit it thing.

And she is smoking hot. Loves to get close and tease just enough that you want it that much more.

I've been with wet girls and squirters. But this girl was a creamer. And every time she came, she'd pull it out and stroke me to let the fun last.

Took about a half hour, and she says, we've got plenty of time on the clock. Want to hop in the shower with me?

Umm. Fuck yes!

After a very great shower, we laid down on the bed and she stroked my deck and balls with her nails. We actually both feel asleep for about a half hour. I woke her up, offered to let her stay if she wanted. But she had a friend waiting in the garage and headed out after a nice hug and some friendly talking.

Spent about an hour and 45 minutes in total. Best experience I've ever had like this. Ever. Total was $$60 after negotiation. But she would have been worth 5.

Keeping that number, but she said she's from Tucson. I might have to move![/QUOTE]Shouldn't this nondescript review be in the Las Vegas forums? The Strip? Hotels?

I've been thinking of hitting this one for a quick BBBJ any intel on her?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/70679444[/URL]

Anyone met this chick? Thanks!

[URL]http://sexynclassy.mobi/mayari/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Emmjay22;5686887]I've been thinking of hitting this one for a quick BBBJ any intel on her?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/70679444[/URL][/QUOTE]She wants 700 for an hour.

Has anyone seen her? Does she looks as good as her photos and how's her service?

[QUOTE=Dog1987;5687099]Anyone met this chick? Thanks!

[URL]http://sexynclassy.mobi/mayari/[/URL][/QUOTE]Per the one review, some dude must have pinched every penny and did a pump and pump for 120.200 for the half. He said that she got into it and just did not lay there. She looks like an extra from mi vida loca.

[QUOTE=BBNovice2018;5687616]Has anyone seen her? Does she looks as good as her photos and how's her service?[/QUOTE]I am very very iffy on the angels these days. There is a review of Lana up where the guy handed her the flowers and was ripped off. I was allowed to fuck lana, but it was about as much fun as getting a booster shot and then testing positive for omicron.

I do notice that the old pimp is texting me pics of girls. She is actually reliable, and katrina has not come up on her list, so I am iffy on Katrina.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5687217]She wants 700 for an hour.[/QUOTE]I'm assuming you replied to the wrong one?

I never asked about the weight LOL and she quoted me a. 60 for BBBJ cim, benji for hh BBBJ and FS. And 140 for an hour. Just wasn't sure about if she's safe or what. Wanted to double check.