Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Perronss]Good evening Gents,

This is my first post and I am going to ask a question. I searched all over this thread and have never seen anything about getting 2 girls at once in Lilly's. Is that offered there? Cost?

I am going to venture to your fine state soon and will visit Lilly's. Will report after the deed is done.

Where is the best place to park there?

Thanks[/QUOTE]I am sure if it is slow there and you ask mamason it wont be a problem but I would expect you would have to pay and tip double to be fair.

This is a great description of what I reported in a previous review of "Jenny" at One Spa where I commented on the "mamasan with the big cans" ...

[QUOTE=Rev Shayne]Let me start by saying this was my first time. I haven't been to an AMP or a escort before, so I'm by no means an expert. ...

When I exited the rest room, I was met by Angie. She was a little older than I expected, 35-40 maybe, but had a good body with big-ass fake boobs and just a little bit of weight around her tummy. She wore what I could best describe as a skimpy/sexy swimsuit. She led me [/QUOTE]

Here is another sighting ...

[QUOTE=Meeso Horny]... On an interesting side note, as I was leaving, I did encounter an older asian lady with HUGE breasts. I asked her name and she told me Angie. I don't know if this is the legendary Mama, but they were really huge cans!! Safe trails. M.H.[/QUOTE]

But now the conflicting information ....

[QUOTE=Jhonny8770]...

Hot, legendary (sometimes) mama is Ruby, BTW.

J[/QUOTE]

It can't hurt to go and get an appointment with "Angie" :) I'll report back ...

Thanks all.

Jsut to report in I went to Harmony (again) ignoring my last so-so experience there. Big mistake as this one got worse.

I was assigned "May" who has been there for 2 weeks, speaks relatively good english, is from Queens, NY, is definitely nice enough but not all that in the looks department.

I would describe her as 5'1", pudgy, 35-37, B's at best. I went with it only because she was nice and had a kind face, and I thought in the back of my mind that maybe she would make up for the above with a super service.

Her TS was playful, here rub was good but by no means extraordinary at all, and she help onto dear life with a pre-negotiation of $140 for "everything". I told her I've been giving $120 and I only brought this exact amount. She accepted (still overpriced) and she left the room.

She came back and did give me a good licking / teasing down below with lots of extra attention, onto the CBJ which was good and attentive. I should have stopped here at the CBJ but onto FS. Went thru all the positions but because she does not give a good visual because of her shape I did not enjoy this as much.

Bottom line is the service was OK, but not highly distinguishable from any other report. The main factor here is May was short and plump, which was kind of a killer for me.

That's it - I really promise to myself no more Harmony until reports come back super positive. I know I said this in the last report :O.

Cheers.

In regards to inquiries (AD #2881 and others) about 'Hot Mama with the big cans' (who works sometimes).
Her name is Ruby although she also goes by Kim; 1, maybe 2 reviews on her either here or CLR.
She was Mama on my 1st visit to OS (dressed in daisy dukes and a bikini top; see my 1st report on June here or CLR).
Gave me my 1st tblshwr at OS (fully-masted on the turn; almost lost it during her really nice wash of Jjr and the boys).
We've spoken a few times (for a while once when I was 'in line'; smart, business-minded, driven woman).
A few girls have asked me with shocked looks 'You know Luby? '.
Have not had the opportunity, but I look forward with great anticipation getting to know Ruby 'biblically'.

Angie is a mainstay (saw her in hall on my first visit: Sept/Oct last year) and has filled in as Mama on some of my excursions to OS.
I've also had some really nice rub/grope sessions with her waiting in the sauna when she knows I'm there and she's not busy.
If you can get past the 'I'm not young/pretty' she lays on you, she's cougar/MILF material (IMO).
Have not drawn Angie yet, but I'm hoping the old addage of 'good things come to those who wait' will prove true with Angie (and Ruby! ).

Sidebar: Jesus, re-reading this makes me think I need to curtail my OS visits.
I know way too much info for someone who's there at $. 9 an hour (w/coup).

[QUOTE=Perronss]Good evening Gents,

This is my first post and I am going to ask a question. I searched all over this thread and have never seen anything about getting 2 girls at once in Lilly's. Is that offered there? Cost?

I am going to venture to your fine state soon and will visit Lilly's. Will report after the deed is done.

Where is the best place to park there?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Park in the Parking Lot

Also you can get two girls around the corner @ sunflower.

Recently saw provider that advertises on CL in Theraputic, number ends in 3995. Set up appointment, she even called to confirm. Met me at the door. Went downhill from there. She is easily 225# and ugly. Massage was poor, just the once over, tantric release was marginal. Will not repeat.

Hard to believe both are similar in description (older, asian cougar-ish and big cans), but your report sounds convincing. I'll need to have a go and report back!

[QUOTE=Jhonny8770]In regards to inquiries (AD #2881 and others) about 'Hot Mama with the big cans' (who works sometimes).
Her name is Ruby although she also goes by Kim; 1, maybe 2 reviews on her either here or CLR.
She was Mama on my 1st visit to OS (dressed in daisy dukes and a bikini top; see my 1st report on June here or CLR).
Gave me my 1st tblshwr at OS (fully-masted on the turn; almost lost it during her really nice wash of Jjr and the boys).
We've spoken a few times (for a while once when I was 'in line'; smart, business-minded, driven woman).
A few girls have asked me with shocked looks 'You know Luby? '.
Have not had the opportunity, but I look forward with great anticipation getting to know Ruby 'biblically'.

Angie is a mainstay (saw her in hall on my first visit: Sept/Oct last year) and has filled in as Mama on some of my excursions to OS.
I've also had some really nice rub/grope sessions with her waiting in the sauna when she knows I'm there and she's not busy.
If you can get past the 'I'm not young/pretty' she lays on you, she's cougar/MILF material (IMO).
Have not drawn Angie yet, but I'm hoping the old addage of 'good things come to those who wait' will prove true with Angie (and Ruby! ).

Sidebar: Jesus, re-reading this makes me think I need to curtail my OS visits.
I know way too much info for someone who's there at $. 9 an hour (w/coup).[/QUOTE]

Well, this is interesting. I went to OS a couple days ago, and I was greeted by Ruby/Kim, and I asked her if I could have her for massage. She seemed totally caught off guard and refused, though a bit flattered. "I just receptionist". I practically begged her until we finally got to the room and I gave in and asked for Ivy. Is it possible we're still confusing two, or maybe even three different women with eachother?

If someone can find those reviews of her please post them, I'll look myself as well

[QUOTE=Jhonny8770]In regards to inquiries (AD #2881 and others) about 'Hot Mama with the big cans' (who works sometimes).

Her name is Ruby although she also goes by Kim; 1, maybe 2 reviews on her either here or CLR.

She was Mama on my 1st visit to OS (dressed in daisy dukes and a bikini top; see my 1st report on June here or CLR).

Gave me my 1st tblshwr at OS (fully-masted on the turn; almost lost it during her really nice wash of Jjr and the boys).

We've spoken a few times (for a while once when I was 'in line'; smart, business-minded, driven woman).

A few girls have asked me with shocked looks 'You know Luby? '.

Have not had the opportunity, but I look forward with great anticipation getting to know Ruby 'biblically'.

Angie is a mainstay (saw her in hall on my first visit: Sept/Oct last year) and has filled in as Mama on some of my excursions to OS.

I've also had some really nice rub/grope sessions with her waiting in the sauna when she knows I'm there and she's not busy.

If you can get past the 'I'm not young/pretty' she lays on you, she's cougar/MILF material (IMO).

Have not drawn Angie yet, but I'm hoping the old addage of 'good things come to those who wait' will prove true with Angie (and Ruby! ).

Sidebar: Jesus, re-reading this makes me think I need to curtail my OS visits.

I know way too much info for someone who's there at $. 9 an hour (w/coup).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jhonny8770]If you can get past the 'I'm not young/pretty' she lays on you, she's cougar/MILF material (IMO).[/QUOTE]Yep, Angie gave me that routine too, especially on the way out. I assume it was so that I'd ask for her next time.

AD/all,

Ruby is statuesque (I would guess 5'5"-6"); has porcelin, white skin and beautiful, black, straight hair (almost shoulder length, last time I saw her) and last but not least, real "D's"(IMO - no experience yet!).

Angie is smaller in frame/height (5'2"-3"), more asian-ish 'bronze' skin, top-of-back-length brown/permed hair with bolt on "C's".

J

Figured I'd just start at the beginning, so here it is.

Feeling kinda 'randy' one day a few weeks ago, I decide a night in RI will clear my head (among other things) so I call up 'Angie: the smoker' in RI and find she's got an hour for me later that evening and I really want/need a BBBJCIM as I've been 'saving it' for a while. Get ready, go to designated area and call. Shocker; right to vmail. Wait another 10 mins, same result (getting pissed). Wait another 15 mins; nothing! Un-fucking believable! One of the main reasons I frequent AMPs so much; steady, unwavering service.

So plan 'B' is now in effect.

Like others I'm sure, I've been lusting after Alyson (RI-CL) from afar for some time, but have been gunshy since what's-her-name in Pawtucket gave me a screwin' (that, I'll never forget! ). Mediocre reviews didn't help much either. But, being that I'm already in RI and feeling like a rabbit in his prime caused me to call her. She answered 1st ring and we scheduled for 1/2 hr. Get to her incall in Cranston, called and was invited in. In shape, young, attractive woman in jeans is walking away from me, texting on her phone, sits on the bed. Place donation on a table, get undressed and sit down in a chair. She is still texting, finishes and finally looks up at me and says 'Hi' (face of an angel, I kid you not). It's framed in mid-back length, brown hair exactly like her newest pics on CL. She gets up, goes to the table, counts donation and then strips her jeans/blouse off in a flash. Her pics do not do this girl any justice. Even with her tats (belly, back, chest) and piercings (nipples), this girl is striking. Her skin is dark, flawless and amazing. Her smell is subtle, but intoxicating. Small, perfect 'Bs' lead to a flat belly and shaved Kat. Why she doesn't command a greater donation is a mystery to me at the moment. She reaches into her bag, pulls out some lube/vanilla flavored cover, throws them on the bed as I'm climbing on and disappears into bathroom.comes out a moment later and climbs next to me. Starts immediately with a rushed rub, puts condom on my soft-on and a lips/no-suction CBJ begins. Even with her looks, her mechanical coldness radiates from her so much, I was not 'coming to bat' (I had a semi from when I got out of the shower til right about now). She asks me 'does he always take so long? '

Her phone buzzes and she reaches for it (?) while stroking me. Answers it (??) gives them the same directions I got and says she'll call 'them back in a few minutes (???). YGTBFKM I'm freikin' out (silently) and thinking this is BS, but remembered that's what most of the reviews I read said: cold/MECHANICAL. So I start to 'measure up' and she positions herself between my legs and for a marginally passable CBJ. As soon as I'm masted, she asks for my preffered postion. I defer to her hoping to maybe draw out some warmth. She says 'K9' feels best and assumes the postion. I look at her in awe for a moment and then enter (no lube; no one ever confused me with John Holmes! ). Start to piston and ask her about her skin as I carress her shapely ass, back and shoulders. She says she's Italian and her color is natural (I'm not sensing bliss, but she's warming). I ask for a spin (for mish), she does so then places me inside her (nice). I begin slow and at this point was hoping her coldness would allow me some serious in/out time, but due to her beauty, smell and overall sexiness, I didn't hold out long. Amazingly enough, upon completion, she began talking to me as an equal, bounced off the bed, started answering her phone and giving quotes for the multiples she offers; 4 for $$$$.5 /15 mins was when I stopped listening. So I head to the head, deposit my latex-encased, albino polywogs in the 'cement pond' and cleanup. We do some more talking as I'm dressing. I ask if she offers multi-hours/overnights; yes to both, 5 hrs. 8 box's, 12 hrs. 15 box's. Previous review I read said she offered good service/greek; thinking maybe more pesos gets better services. May call and ask in the future.

Attitude: 3/10
Performance: 5-6/10 (hey, got blown and laid by a young hottie; gotta count for something)
Looks: 9/10
Services: CBJ, F/S MPOS (K9, mish)
Damage: 150
Repeat: maybe
Recommend: if you want the best looking sexdoll ever - yes

And announcing the newest section of Jhonnys rating system,
Disappointment factor: *9/10
*Even though I should've known better, with this girls looks (and I quote Mick & Keith) 'she'd make a dead man come!'.

More to follow.

J

I got info from a very reliable source that the AMP in Warwick at the corner of Post Rd. And Lincoln Ave got busted. The police confiscated 1000 (no typo. One thousand) videos that the place was taking of all the customers. So heads up if you visited there. My source has a brother that is WPD, so this is very real.

Play safe

I did a search for ABC and really did not find any info. The last review I seen was back in Oct. Just wondering if any one has gone there lately ? Was it good or bad?

Thanks!

I called One Spa today and requested an appointment with Angie. I was asked if I knew Angie, and I said "yes". When I got there a mamasan led me to the room. After 5 minute wait, in comes Angie. It's not Big-cans Mamasan. Angie is OK but is older, like 45 or possibly more. She was very pleasant and must have been something in the day, but not for me this time. She opened the door a bit for the other girls, and I took it. She introduced me to Ellie (?).

Ellie is 5'7" k-girl living in L.A. She is nice enough. All girls I find good quality here. We flirted a bit. TS was playful, back to the room and into the massage. Really no great skill at massage. One Spa used to be distinguishable from other top FS places because the massage was attentive and quality. I feel the popularity of the place has really scaled back the quality and approach a bit. When I first reported One Spa it was incredible and often exceeded 1 hour.

Back to Ellie. On flip she asked the question, I played around with it by mentioning "I want to do what you want to do". We went back and forth and finally I said "everything" and she laughed. She left to get supplies, comes back and gets undressed. She has great skin, pretty face, body decent with a little baby fat but long legs. I sit up to meet her for a little hugging at the edge of the table. She lays down and I'm soft touching and kissing her for a while, then I go downtown to a nicely trimmed kitty. This is a first for me - I don't look for this but she was clean and sweet smelling. She enjoyed the moment and she wanted me there until she exploded. Ellie returns the favor and gives me a great and passionate CBJ. We graduated to FS in MPOS - Me standing, she on table, both standing her facing away, back to on table me standing, finished in CG.

It was definitely fun. Since there are so many girls there or places in RI, I probably would not repeat but I did like her.

I can now only speculate it is RUBY is the big cans mamasan? I am about to give up on this quest ...

Just as the General Assembly start the debate to close the loophole the FBI and Warwick Police bust 1550 today. See the story here

[url]http://www.wpri.com/dpp/news/local_news/local_wpri_warwick_police_investigate_prostitution_activity_20090409[/url]

These fucks have us in so much debt and can't leave people that want a little stress relief behind closed doors alone.
I really love this quote from the warwick police "Police also said there is no connection between the ongoing controversy over legislative loopholes involving prostitution laws and the decision to execute the search warrant. The investigation is on-going at this time."