I've met a stripper at club near Darien offering takeout in Milwaukee. Mid 20's, black, slim build. She is interested in new customers. Seniors PM for details if interested.
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I've met a stripper at club near Darien offering takeout in Milwaukee. Mid 20's, black, slim build. She is interested in new customers. Seniors PM for details if interested.
[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upscale-classy-experience-never-a-disapointment-totally-discreet-34/3485691[/url]
[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128; 1101598][url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upscale-classy-experience-never-a-disapointment-totally-discreet-34/3485691[/url]
[/QUOTE]Saw that this morning. Great ad! I sure hope she replies to my emails for cuddling.
In other news, I'm starting a restaurant that doesn't serve food. You get a beautiful table in a well-appointed room. You can talk to your companions and enjoy the view out the windows, but no food. Cost will be the same as a typical five-star restaurant. It's a great business plan, I'm looking for investors!
That reads worse than the legal disclaimer for some of these prescription drugs.
[QUOTE=Ynormanb;1100881]I've met a stripper at club near Darien offering takeout in Milwaukee. Mid 20's, black, slim build. She is interested in new customers. Seniors PM for details if interested.[/QUOTE]If so, hook me up.
[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128; 1101598][url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upscale-classy-experience-never-a-disapointment-totally-discreet-34/3485691[/url]
[/QUOTE]Arm candy that you get to take home and do absolutely nothing with other than 'cuddle'?
Sounds like a wife to me.
[QUOTE=Permanent Wood;1101651]That reads worse than the legal disclaimer for some of these prescription drugs.[/QUOTE]Did you even get as far as the part where she writes that sex is not included in the date? Could you even imagine going out to dinner with her if she talks like she writes?
[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128; 1101598]
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[/QUOTE]She obviously put in a lot of thought and its obvious she had never done anything like this before. Her business model will soon change. Most of us know plenty of great looking escorts that will not only screw us silly, they would be tickled to pose as our girlfriend for $300. Actually the whole point of an escort is to not have a girlfriend. Why take an escort to a wedding? Isn't that were you go to pick up women? In about two weeks she will be out of business or she will be on all fours getting jackhammered for $125.
[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128;1101801]Did you even get as far as the part where she writes that sex is not included in the date? Could you even imagine going out to dinner with her if she talks like she writes?[/QUOTE]Yes, but not the first time; after my headache subsided, I went back and slooowly read through it.
Cash upfront, no sex, lots of rules, break a rule, warning, break again, you forfeit your cash and the date is over. Two forms of I.D., and you need to sign a disclaimer.
Lefty is correct, Nut Case.
As far as her talking like she writes, I bet she does. I know a real talker, and when she emails me, I need a yardstick to measure the paragraph.
[QUOTE=Permanent Wood; 1101815]Yes, but not the first time; after my headache subsided, I went back and slooowly read through it.
Cash upfront, no sex, lots of rules, break a rule, warning, break again, you forfeit your cash and the date is over. Two forms of I. D, and you need to sign a disclaimer.
Lefty is correct, Nut Case.
As far as her talking like she writes, I bet she does. I know a real talker, and when she emails me, I need a yardstick to measure the paragraph. [/QUOTE]The inordinate sesquipedalian nature in the afore mentioned promulgation of her proscribed ministrations resulted in an abrogation or constraint of my hormonal output as opposed to the usual fortification concomitant with the perusal of a typically carnal or bestial declaration. Whereas her description resulted in obfuscation and circumlocution, the tastes of this wanton roué predisposes toward the tersely lubricious and salacious.
Don't yours?
Apprehensive in the first magnitude, this author may only proclaim "I aint taking one for the fucking team!"
Anyone have any experience with Honee'? Her photo's are HOT.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1101810]She obviously put in a lot of thought and its obvious she had never done anything like this before. Her business model will soon change. Most of us know plenty of great looking escorts that will not only screw us silly, they would be tickled to pose as our girlfriend for $300. Actually the whole point of an escort is to not have a girlfriend. Why take an escort to a wedding? Isn't that were you go to pick up women? In about two weeks she will be out of business or she will be on all fours getting jackhammered for $125.[/QUOTE]Seems to parallel the crap on her web site. Bet it's Karen, if not, someone who wants to be just like her.
[QUOTE=Mister Dd;1101951]Anyone have any experience with Honee'? Her photo's are HOT.[/QUOTE]Nothing first-hand, but through some online recon, I found indications Honee' is friends with Meshell, who has some positive reports on the forum. Both providers look good from their pics, and seem consistent in their ads. No doubt someone has checked Honee' out, but I have yet to read anything on her.
[QUOTE=Mister Dd;1101951]Anyone have any experience with Honee'? Her photo's are HOT.[/QUOTE]She does have some reviews on another site, but are from two years ago in Chicago, different phone number though. She has some 'ok' reviews, some good some just ok.
[QUOTE=Redimac;1102070]Seems to parallel the crap on her web site. Bet it's Karen, if not, someone who wants to be just like her.[/QUOTE]Yep, Karen likes to write a novel about how she doesn't have sex. Just massages you naked. Idiot. She is a lunatic.