Public service announcement you have been warned guys
Besides the stay at home order, and me having a day off of work. Yesterday thought I would go outside of my normal realm of trustworthy AMP's, roll the dice and decided to hit up a place on 112-x1 Jamaica Avenue second-floor establishment, which I have never been here before. But it was only one of the few I seen and the Queens area advertising that they were still open. When I first got in the only girl working in the shop greeted me with a can of Lysol and doused me from head to toe with it before I could even take my jacket off, WTF. Once we got in the room I strip down paid the $40 house fee, and waited for her arrival back to the room. I will give her an a for effort, because when she returned back to the room she had a nice andégligée on, and some decent looking panties. Oh I forgot to say, the andégligée barely covered up her fat gut which to me seriously look like this girl is pregnant. Anyways proceeded with the massage which wasn't too bad besides her constant digging and scratching at me with her nails. Trim them girl if you're going to work in a spa. Once I turned over and proceeded the negotiations, this girl actually tried to expect me to pay 1. 0 for a hand job. Are you out of your mind? I was not even interested at this point. Especially while she was massaging me I kept concentrating on that huge gut (with possibly some mongers kid inside) was punching me in my head while I was face down. Negotiations failed and I told her you were crazy. I got up put my clothes on, and while I was putting my clothes on another monger rang the bell to come in. Funny thing was, it was an MTA worker, and I made sure he seen me while I was putting my shoes on in front of the front door. Because this chick does expect you to takeoff your shoes. While I was sitting down in the lobby putting my shoes on, he was taking his off right beside me. And I proceeded to tell him good luck, this girl expects at least $100 for a hand job. You should've seen the look on her face it was hilarious, priceless.
Thank you brother I was going to go tomorrow you saved me a headache
[QUOTE=AmpMiddleman;4718617]Besides the stay at home order, and me having a day off of work. Yesterday thought I would go outside of my normal realm of trustworthy AMP's, roll the dice and decided to hit up a place on 112-x1 Jamaica Avenue second-floor establishment, which I have never been here before. But it was only one of the few I seen and the Queens area advertising that they were still open. When I first got in the only girl working in the shop greeted me with a can of Lysol and doused me from head to toe with it before I could even take my jacket off, WTF. Once we got in the room I strip down paid the $40 house fee, and waited for her arrival back to the room. I will give her an a for effort, because when she returned back to the room she had a nice andglige on, and some decent looking panties. Oh I forgot to say, the andglige barely covered up her fat gut which to me seriously look like this girl is pregnant. Anyways proceeded with the massage which wasn't too bad besides her constant digging and scratching at me with her nails. Trim them girl if you're going to work in a spa. Once I turned over and proceeded the negotiations, this girl actually tried to expect me to pay 1. 0 for a hand job. Are you out of your mind? I was not even interested at this point. Especially while she was massaging me I kept concentrating on that huge gut (with possibly some mongers kid inside) was punching me in my head while I was face down. Negotiations failed and I told her you were crazy. I got up put my clothes on, and while I was putting my clothes on another monger rang the bell to come in. Funny thing was, it was an MTA worker, and I made sure he seen me while I was putting my shoes on in front of the front door. Because this chick does expect you to takeoff your shoes. While I was sitting down in the lobby putting my shoes on, he was taking his off right beside me. And I proceeded to tell him good luck, this girl expects at least $100 for a hand job. You should've seen the look on her face it was hilarious, priceless.[/QUOTE]Damn that is crazy.