LD, rhino and pal (Oct. Thru Dec. Reports)
Been too long, boys! Sorry I keep forgetting to post. I'm in vegas at least once a month now. Lots to report over the last months.
LD. All nude w no booze. Girls are hit and miss. LOTS AND LOTS of high mileage in the back if you find the right girl. If you find the wrong girl, she will happily over promise and under deliver. Take her to the 15 minute area to test her limits before you go to the VIP area if you sense a lie. (as always, NEVER buy a dance on the floor.) better yet, if the 15 minutes go well, BE DIRECT get her phone number and meet her out. LD takes almost half their money by time they pay the house fee and bouncers get tipped out. So, remember that when negotiating outside a club!
October. Trip - lots of decent girls, lots of pigs. Hot blonde about 20 years old. Fake everything but VERY well done (thanks, doc!) VIP bed. Touching anywhere I wanted. No touching me where it mattered. Second girl. VIP bed. Cute, not hot. VERY late 20's. Full on everything. She even had the wrapper for me. No joke. AWESOME. She FORCED her number on me. She was crazy. Like psycho. So no way I'd meet her out. My pal left with a working girl hookup. She's 18 and perfect. For now (she going to be a porker as she gets older and vegas life takes her). A literally PERFECT body with not an ounce of fat on her. They meet every time we come down here now.
November. Trip - not ONE decent girl. Stayed about 15 minutes and walked out. Literally nothing to spend a penny on.
THE rhino. Topless with booze. Mileage is high or worthless low (like only touch her boobs. Who the f would pay for that? Depending on the girl, but full on contact and full service is FAR, FAR, FAR harder to come by now. Yes, it happens, but not like it used to. No matter how much you spend. Be very careful with your money here now.
October trip. Got a table for me and my pals. Swarmed by girls. Half were less that rhino standard (embarrassing for the rhino. I almost wanted to cry) - the other half were between hot and above average. I only noticed a couple 10's. Between me and the crew went to almost EVERY area in that club. I tried to talk them out of it, but young pu $$why called them. Action varied from little to nothing to 'I want to fuck right now' (from a stripper). We spent an INSANE amount of cash that night. A couple of us left with phone numbers. One got room service that night. I left with a girlfriend. Nope, not kidding. It lasted a short time (until Christmas). She's a typical 20 ish yo stripper so I didn't get my hopes up. I actually did get my hopes WAY UP because holy crap HOT and YOUNG and YUMMY. She was WAY out of my league even when I was young. FYI. Strippers are still f'ing crazy like when I was young. Did you know that? Well, they still are. And that's what messed it up.
Palamino. All nude with booze. Mileage varies with the girl. Don't spend money on the floor. Never went to main floor VIP, so not too sure what action you can get there. Girls are WAY better. Owner actually invested in things so its way less scummy. Parking lots are brighter as well. Might not actually be safer, but you feel like it. Girls used to be trailer park dwelling, inked up, drug addicts. Not anymore!
November Trip. WAY better than it used to be. Decent music and girls. Took one to the private rooms upstairs. Cute as hell. Perfect body w a cute face. Action was limited to what you expect at an all nude place. Full contact all over, with no contact on me where it mattered. I knew that going up, but didn't care because she was young and cute. Honestly, I was dumb and thought I could talk my way into her. Nope. Not even a phone number. Losing my touch. Prior to going up, a girl on the floor I talked to acted liked extras never happened and strippers don't do that. Literally offended I would ask. Seriously. And no, she didn't think I was 5. 0. It was weird. And then she tried to tell us VIP prices on the wall were wrong. So no fun AND I need to pay more? Where do I sign up? At least she was honest I suppose.
December trip. STILL awesome. Handful of CUTE girls (some train wrecks also). Took one upstairs again with promises of 'things that would happen'. She was late 20's, cute and a liar, but screw it. She was cute. Well, my pants were down with her hand where it mattered before the bottle even arrived (meaning my time on the clock had not even started). It was game on upstairs. She said liked me (noticed me when I walked in) and didn't want to wait. Phone for her AND her friend. Buddy of mine will hook up with her pal next trip in Feb.