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[QUOTE=Livinitup;6469127]This is what I call a gaping hole. Heck I lost my wrist watch in there try to retrieve my wedding ring.[/QUOTE]Damn I'd love to find a gaper like this!! Any Info?

I was shopping with a little 4'11" white girl and a guy came up and asked what team I play for. Huh? You know, basketball team. We all busted up laughing.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;6574507]I was shopping with a little 4'11" white girl and a guy came up and asked what team I play for. Huh? You know, basketball team. We all busted up laughing.[/QUOTE]I think he was asking a different question, which makes me question the questioner.

A day in the life of a monger:

I get a text from a 76 five star review mess of a humanoid from private delights. She is near me and she texts me at 730 am. She has been having drama all week, but she does bare back and I might throw her a fuck. She is a complete chaos creature. She needs 20 dollars for parking, she has an RV that is being towed, her pictures are more unrealistic than any of the shit on hot young Asians. But, like I said, for about two minutes during our last session, she had me bareback her in flat doggie.

So I ask her, hey, can we get it on this morning. She says, no she gets up early and then goes back to sleep. For someone who was short 20 bucks, getting 500 from me seems to be the wise economic move, but whatever.

I get to my vons and start trolling. First off, I go to 1254 ww. I ask for yo yo, the hot young Asian who sucked my 10 inch maglite in saran wrap. The ghastly being at the front said, yo yo is on longer employed here (well she said "yo yo no here" and said there was Edna in the back who was hot young Asian. She made me wait for a few minutes, and I just left.

I then find Zara in no ho at an Uzbeki / khazakh / elk lodge incall in north Hollywood by Colfax and Oxnard. I make a 7 pm appointment and she flakes on me.

[URL]https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/north-hollywood/23060790.html[/URL]

By this time the pd mess of a human has moved on. I am not going to the wharf again on weekdays, it is just not strong enough for my 10 inch maglite.

What a disaster.

So, I have recently texted a few new potential providers from my burner, and they have responded with "real number only" or "real number please. " How they hell do they know it's a burner number? The only way I can imagine is that they are plugging every number that texts them into a program like Spokeo or Truthfinder. When I text my real number from my burner, there is no apparent way for me to tell it is from a burner. Sure, if you google the number, there is no info, but that proves nothing. Does anyone know how they know, if not with a background checking service?

[QUOTE=FiatVoluptas;6594564]So, I have recently texted a few new potential providers from my burner, and they have responded with "real number only" or "real number please. " How they hell do they know it's a burner number? The only way I can imagine is that they are plugging every number that texts them into a program like Spokeo or Truthfinder. When I text my real number from my burner, there is no apparent way for me to tell it is from a burner. Sure, if you google the number, there is no info, but that proves nothing. Does anyone know how they know, if not with a background checking service?[/QUOTE]Are you using a local burner 213/323/310/714 #?

[QUOTE=FiatVoluptas;6594564]So, I have recently texted a few new potential providers from my burner, and they have responded with "real number only" or "real number please. " How they hell do they know it's a burner number? The only way I can imagine is that they are plugging every number that texts them into a program like Spokeo or Truthfinder. When I text my real number from my burner, there is no apparent way for me to tell it is from a burner. Sure, if you google the number, there is no info, but that proves nothing. Does anyone know how they know, if not with a background checking service?[/QUOTE]These women are hypocrites, not all of them, but they expect men to not behave the same way they behave. They might be or are using the very same texting apps that they use, they are so worried about somebody pulling the same crap that they pull. They might be afraid that some psycho guy is going to get their real number and somehow leverage it, yet they want to have the upper hand in case anything goes wrong and they can use your real number against you. Some of it is justified because there are some weirdos out there who get all bent out of shape over some box that anyone with money can pay for, the whole point of paying for box is to not get attached or "fall in love", but some of it is just paranoid hypocrisy.

Either use a different texting app, see which ones works, or bite the bullet and use your real number. Don't take it personally, I personally use textfree (pinger) and haven't had any issues with that, I can always change the phone number if I ever need to if I get a subscription.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;6594894]Are you using a local burner 213/323/310/714 #?[/QUOTE]It is a local number starting with 213.

I gave a woman a facial and a creampie. She peed in my bed as we slept then scooted over to myside real tight and cuddly. When we woke I felt it, eww. She acted like it was normal then said she was so relaxed that she just let go. Hmm.

Is this a post covid thing? Should I try a golden shower both ways? Theater?

[QUOTE=Christophe1;6598677]Christmas in September Theater?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Christophe1;6594655]Then back to Sunny LA. The rest is history.[/QUOTE]I will take my bow for today. Itsa nice until itsa not.

[QUOTE=LC310;6604175]"dick-sucker breath".

Sounds like you need a shower.[/QUOTE]After a hard day of riding at the ranch I want to make sure that I have the freshest breath and not some dick breath from fish sauce.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;6604390]After a hard day of riding at the ranch I want to make sure that I have the freshest breath and not some dick breath from fish sauce.[/QUOTE]LMFAO.

As a Viet, I eat that damn fish sauce every f*king day.

Hi, so I heard a rumor a couple days ago that she passed away but don't know if its true. I tried contacting her but hasn't replied. Now, I'm curious if any of you have seen her in the past 5 days? Hope she is ok.

[QUOTE=Tirachinitas;6608620]Hi, so I heard a rumor a couple days ago that she passed away but don't know if its true. I tried contacting her but hasn't replied. Now, I'm curious if any of you have seen her in the past 5 days? Hope she is ok.[/QUOTE]She stopped returning email and texts about 8 years ago.

Plus, I know her health wasn't good but she was a good f ck for me!

Lazy, messy, and no brains but she could suck a penis and take a pounding regardless of how skinny she was.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;6604390]... dick breath from fish sauce.[/QUOTE]If my uncle Willy rides to town and wants pussy breath after licking a woman's succulent flower, who is the best for cunninglus? I think a K-provider would more than suffice to suit his needs. Since I am youngish, dumb, and full of cum (even use the EMA 115 for support, resistance, and to keep track of the trends), I don't think I really even soil my tongue on this exercise except for RL girlfriends.

Any older dudes have leads on girls who love to cum from cunnilingus?