Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Amsterdam2022;7110071]Any young masseuses in NOVA? Even legit / semi legit is fine.[/QUOTE]Shared a provider; should have a full review up for her soon but am respecting her wishes to review it before I post.

[QUOTE=Amsterdam2022;7110071]Any young masseuses in NOVA? Even legit / semi legit is fine.[/QUOTE]Try Eden in Alexandria. I don't know why it is not reviewed much here, although it is a very busy place and for a good reason.

One of you bastards were blowing Grace's back out the other day as I was dicking down Coco. Whoever was there last night, my god dude LOL. I and anyone in the building heard you nutting hard because you're a screamer I guess. Good stuff but good god. Coco nearly bit my dick laughing when we heard that.

Went and saw Tina at TK today.

Standard everything.

Called ahead, walked in, trade mark white jeans and white smile.

Took me in the room.

Fake rub, as expected, tease endlessly, into a flip and a great finish.

Perfect B's on her, and friendly as always.

Always worth the visit.

Went to see Anna today at Ocean in Sterling. Funny because I remember an ATF at one time named Annie that worked in the same location. Anyway I was stunned when I met Anna at the door. Wow! She is a beautiful girl. She was not the most engaged (it was a Monday morning after all) and was a little over the top with the acting during the soft touch / licking / biting. I can't complain too much though, she is young and beautiful and I am not! All was available but I went for some DATO with her bent over and a little DATY until she couldn't take it any more. I finished with a BBBJ and called it good. I didn't want to mess with a cover for the full Monty, the mouth service and view did fine by me.

Thinking of taking the wife for a couples massage where the therapist might be open to have fun with the wife a bit. I have been to the usual suspects in this area but not sure of which ones will be receptive to slight stimulation / fun for girls. I am thinking that a place with TS would be a good start but also want something which is very clean. Also, I haven't seen any where there are two massage table in the same room so open to different rooms. My wife is aware of what happens in massage place but this is going to be a surprise for her. She is also not into girls as such but an approach from a girl might work better than a guy masseuse.

Any suggestions?

Hey there. I will be up in Nova dropping some people off on Friday and wanted to get recs on a fun massage place. As in, if you could only go to one spot where would you go? Also, interested in any trans that are fun. Not trying to blow anyone's spot so feel free to dm me. Thanks.

Sounds like a scenario that could eventually prove bad for the entire monger community. These are not the type of places to take one's wife or girlfriend. Take her to Outback Steak House and treat her to a spa day to include a pedi / mani.

[QUOTE=BlrMonger;7111384]Thinking of taking the wife for a couples massage where the therapist might be open to have fun with the wife a bit. I have been to the usual suspects in this area but not sure of which ones will be receptive to slight stimulation / fun for girls. I am thinking that a place with TS would be a good start but also want something which is very clean. Also, I haven't seen any where there are two massage table in the same room so open to different rooms. My wife is aware of what happens in massage place but this is going to be a surprise for her. She is also not into girls as such but an approach from a girl might work better than a guy masseuse.
Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]

Hey all, had an unfortunate experience in a dream. Drew someone who was having that time of the month and didn't even say anything. CFS was a mess afterwards was very grossed out. Scurried out fast tried my best to disinfect but when I get home I found dried drippings around JR, am a little on the bigger side so JR tends to go hiding especially after that experience. Should I be worried and get prep to be 100% safe? Any advice appreciated.

[QUOTE=DCHung;7104184]Kayla worked at Cherry Acupressure for years in Greenbelt, MD. She was one of the very best. You guys are lucky.[/QUOTE]I did Kayla a few year back and remember her name as a good fuck. I must've been confused. I guess she now be in 40's now. Body OK for age. Got a little belly going on. Face below average. Teeth bad.

I think monger saying she do bareback cock suck is mistake. She never ever do that she say. With cover, OK cock suck. I think I just spoiled by all the NOVA and NYC agency gals I been plugging. They all BBBJ and younger.

Mish OK. Pussy tight enough. Mostly she just lay there and play 'fuck me honey' 'give me cock honey' game. Me feel like real John slamming that hole.

Dog fuck Ok too. She look best and almost feel like I was fucking younger gal. She run out of steam after 3 minute in CG squat. Best when I be in control of fuck and mish. I do thinks she has a nice looking pussy with big flappy lips gripping cock.

Does she Greek? Nope. I wants to blast load on face. Nope. Cum on Pussy? Nope. Blast cum on saggy Bs? Nope. She pretty much standard massage gal no no.

You gets what you pay for I guess. House get 80. Tip was 140 for hour.

Kayla Short me 20 minutes on hour; leave room twice— time to take house fee down hall for 5 minutes. Time to gets me water after I cum —5 minutes—standard massage shop rip off. What the fuck do these gals do when they walk out of room?

To be fair, I did bang Kayla holes constant and real hard for 40 minute. But she wants more cash to jack me for last ten minute. I say fuck it and gets dressed.

FBSA 4-5-4-5 Likes I said, I spoiled by agency chicks.

One word. Nasty!! Do not waste you time and money.

Been a minute since I've been out to get a massage so while in Springfield area stopped by Prince. Typical ring bell, shown to room. Usual. In walks masseuse in a LBD, black hair past shoulders and on the very short side say definitely under 5'5. Already had fee and tip on table so no discussion. Overall was amazing and think she said her name was Kayla on way out and to come back asap.

[QUOTE=GiantsFan202;7112059]Hey all, had an unfortunate experience in a dream. Drew someone who was having that time of the month and didn't even say anything. CFS was a mess afterwards was very grossed out. Scurried out fast tried my best to disinfect but when I get home I found dried drippings around JR, am a little on the bigger side so JR tends to go hiding especially after that experience. Should I be worried and get prep to be 100% safe? Any advice appreciated.[/QUOTE]Yes. Definitely be worried.

[QUOTE=BlrMonger;7111384]Thinking of taking the wife for a couples massage where the therapist might be open to have fun with the wife a bit. I have been to the usual suspects in this area but not sure of which ones will be receptive to slight stimulation / fun for girls. I am thinking that a place with TS would be a good start but also want something which is very clean. Also, I haven't seen any where there are two massage table in the same room so open to different rooms. My wife is aware of what happens in massage place but this is going to be a surprise for her. She is also not into girls as such but an approach from a girl might work better than a guy masseuse.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Take a shower and go on about your business.

[QUOTE=BlrMonger;7111384]Thinking of taking the wife for a couples massage where the therapist might be open to have fun with the wife a bit. I have been to the usual suspects in this area but not sure of which ones will be receptive to slight stimulation / fun for girls. I am thinking that a place with TS would be a good start but also want something which is very clean. Also, I haven't seen any where there are two massage table in the same room so open to different rooms. My wife is aware of what happens in massage place but this is going to be a surprise for her. She is also not into girls as such but an approach from a girl might work better than a guy masseuse.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]I am one who always slows down and gawks at the carnage when I drive past a wreck. I really look forward to reading your follow up report. It will be good I am sure.