Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TommyGaines;5906703]This is very intriguing. Are these private apartments for incalls and how are the talents?[/QUOTE]El Clasificado is all over the place. There are standard LMPs on there. You have to have at least basic Spanish to navigate it usually. One place I visited was half-heartedly disguised as a dress shop. You went in there and they had a cash register and a variety of dresses hanging on racks, but they quickly ushered you into one of two back rooms where the girls were. The place was a shithole. The rooms just had air mattresses on the floor that they put a towel on. But I had a couple young Latina hotties in there. Another place was an "aromatherapy" shop. You walked into dumpy looking store front, a little window slid open and there was a guy sitting there to collect the house fee, went into a room, and in walks a latina girl wearing t-shirt and jeans and carrying a bottle of lavender essential oil. It was really weird actually. She just put lavender on a cotton ball and waived it around in front of my face for about 20 minutes, but eventually the top came off and I got a HJ. Some are standard escorts, some are massage girls working in private apartments, so it's literally all over the place. There's lots of scams on there too, so I wouldn't try it unless you at least have some basic conversational Spanish skills or you could be walking into a bad situation. I did more of that when I lived in LA County and I never got more than a quick blast off from anybody on there, usually in some shithole storefront or run down office complex.

OMFG this is a week for you? That's a month + for me.

[QUOTE=FrankReynolds;5906575]Heyooo it's the Warthog with my favorite WGs in the area from the last week:

Lake Forest 106.

Natalia. Super thick and plastic Latina but one of the hottest providers I've ever seen. Crazy fake tits and butt but so fine. Mondays / Wednesdays.

Lake Forest 107/109.

Angel. Petite Latina girl next door type. Not as hot as pictures but super cool vibes. Not sure days.

Lake Forest 112.

Charli. Thick Asian / black, hot as hell, open to extras. Said she works in Orange too. Not sure days.

Santa Ana Haven..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RdynNvu;5903413]Not sure who Alowicious got, but I saw LULU recently, in that red minidress. . . . [/QUOTE]Pharm (see the second post referenced in Rdyn's writeup) must've been in there a while after me. I went in on the morning of the 3rd, stimulated by Alowicious's enthusiastic report. Yeah, I got Jennifer.

I followed A's example and produced. 6 for the house fee and $. 4 for the action. On the way into the room, she said "You want massage," with a knowing look, and I said "Yes," and we exchanged knowing looks. So I thought we were off to a good start. On the good side, she gave me a massage that seemed like she's had professional massage training. On the flip, no tease, and straight to a really good, thorough, and varied CBJ. On the down side, no tease, no FS. I did though get breast and nipple roaming, unlike someone else reported.

She was out of the room or at least to the door three times. The first time it was because Short Red Dress (apparently Lulu) knocked to get some oil, second time to go out for a hot towel, and third time to take the donation out of the room before the CBJ started. That one took a few minutes.

She invited me back with a hug. "Next time, make love?" No response. "Make love?" I got a noncommittal look from her. So, apparently no FS from her for me, ever.

So if you like professional massages and really good BJ's, she's for you. I was just disappointed.

Lift Her Up.

[QUOTE=LiftHerUp;5907193]Pharm (see the second post referenced in Rdyn's writeup) must've been in there a while after me. I went in on the morning of the 3rd, stimulated by Alowicious's enthusiastic report. Yeah, I got Jennifer.

I followed A's example and produced. 6 for the house fee and $. 4 for the action. On the way into the room, she said "You want massage," with a knowing look, and I said "Yes," and we exchanged knowing looks. So I thought we were off to a good start. On the good side, she gave me a massage that seemed like she's had professional massage training. On the flip, no tease, and straight to a really good, thorough, and varied CBJ. On the down side, no tease, no FS. I did though get breast and nipple roaming, unlike someone else reported.

She was out of the room or at least to the door three times. The first time it was because Short Red Dress (apparently Lulu) knocked to get some oil, second time to go out for a hot towel, and third time to take the donation out of the room before the CBJ started. That one took a few minutes.

She invited me back with a hug. "Next time, make love?" No response. "Make love?" I got a noncommittal look from her. So, apparently no FS from her for me, ever.

So if you like professional massages and really good BJ's, she's for you. I was just disappointed.

Lift Her Up.[/QUOTE]200 for a CBJ? That's about as expensive as Mia on Temple in Temple. Can't do it. No can do. I take a trip out to SEA and I'm fucking twice a day, BBBJ BBFSCIP for 50 out the door with an 18 to 20 year old smokeshow. I hit the joints twice a day. Felt like my dick ran a marathon during these trips.

I've walked out of sessions before that I paid 50 to get into and when the girls trippin and not want to go bb, I just walk out and pay another 50 to find someone else as hot and try again. The reason is simply because I can only nut twice a day at best and that satisfying nut is worth the 50 loss to just find another session that does it for me.

I read this and I'm just crying at how bad the economics are here in LA and OC these days.

Meant to say Melody, #100 next building over. Serenity is #112, where Annabelle used to be.

That whole building is, imo, overpriced to all hell. Sure, they're mostly all young hotties, but my experience is Nuru and handy for $200+house, which doesn't do it for me. I can get BBFSCIPMSOG for $150+house nearby, so I do.

Actually just stopped by Melody last night. Got screwed, and I don't mean the good way. Older Chinese with a paunch greeted me, led me to a room. In comes a much younger, much hotter, much skinnier babe who starts me off. I was super sore, so I directed her where to focus. Next thing I know there's a commotion outside (apparently one of you wanted my girl), lots of chatter in Chinese, and finally she comes back in. Asks if oil is okay (usually not, but I needed an actual massage, so sure), then proceeds to ignore every one of my previous directions. Super nice crack-taint tease. On the flip, I find out my young hottie got moved to the another room during the commotion, and I ended up getting a meh MILF that, thankfully, was better than the one who checked me in, but nowhere near the girl who started me off. Basic handy with UTC titty play. Was really not happy with getting the B&S, so left her $40 and split. Didn't ask for a name.

Anyone have an idea who the young hottie was I had for a minute?.

[QUOTE=Alowicious;5902045]Those criteria means pretty much any AMP anywhere.

Pretty much any of the LF 10 x places would be a top choice. Serenity (100, the next building over) is good. A+ in LH does an excellent massage, and a particularly good handy (don't expect more from A+, though. I've tried).

I mean, if massage + tease + handy is your only criteria, the world is your oyster. Only the absolute most legit places don't, but those are easy to spot.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alowicious;5907375]Meant to say Melody, #100 next building over. Serenity is #112, where Annabelle used to be.[/QUOTE]Apparently this is not Serenity at Bolsa and Magnolia up in the giant pagoda building?

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5907117]El Clasificado is all over the place. There are standard LMPs on there. You have to have at least basic Spanish to navigate it usually. One place I visited was half-heartedly disguised as a dress shop. You went in there and they had a cash register and a variety of dresses hanging on racks, but they quickly ushered you into one of two back rooms where the girls were. The place was a shithole. The rooms just had air mattresses on the floor that they put a towel on. But I had a couple young Latina hotties in there. Another place was an "aromatherapy" shop. You walked into dumpy looking store front, a little window slid open and there was a guy sitting there to collect the house fee, went into a room, and in walks a latina girl wearing t-shirt and jeans and carrying a bottle of lavender essential oil. It was really weird actually. She just put lavender on a cotton ball and waived it around in front of my face for about 20 minutes, but eventually the top came off and I got a HJ. Some are standard escorts, some are massage girls working in private apartments, so it's literally all over the place. There's lots of scams on there too, so I wouldn't try it unless you at least have some basic conversational Spanish skills or you could be walking into a bad situation. I did more of that when I lived in LA County and I never got more than a quick blast off from anybody on there, usually in some shithole storefront or run down office complex.[/QUOTE]There is always google translate. I think a few basics would be "llegar al orgasmo" (come), "por mano" (by hand), "boca" (mouth), "culo" (ass), "panocha" (pussy), "todo" (all), "cuanto" (how much), "a que hora" (at what time), "donde' (where).

So zts in Newport. Hhr 60 hr 80.

Saw bella / kelly who didn't really look like the photos but did have huge racks (bolts).

Allowed utc roaming from get go and thankfully she had skirt on. Nice posterior but massage lasted maybe 5 min at most before turning over where we negotiated the terms and she wanted 100 just for naked HE. Seems like that's the lowest she will go for HE. Not a BJ or FS lover myself, I just opted for that since I didn't want to lose any more money.

Funny thing is, in the beginning she made me wash my hands with alcohol (drenched my hands) and didn't want me to wash again after handing money to her LOL.

Either case after some fondling she oiled my little guy and got to work in reverse cowgirl position. I keep realizing how many of these masseuses suck ass at HE. Not sure why they keep going fast when I am about to shoot so I have to tell them to slow down every time.

Anyway, I won't be back because this is honestly a rip off unless you're looking for FS OR BBBJ which prob ranges 150-200. Everyone here seems to have giant racks so pick your meat. I know I can get a better HE with hour long massage for 100 at my regular place.

It's on quail st so don't msg me asking me where it is.

Ps - these girls asking for such prices is getting kinda old. Sure it’s open market and the ones that aren’t providing good service will die but when the house is raising fees AND the girl is expecting more tips? Something doesn’t add up so these shops need to figure shit out fast bc mongers ain’t dumb. Maybe that’s why there’s all these shilling accounts going on

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Good to know that the troll was banned, although I will admit I saw that OCJohnny was caught in the crossfire. Looking at his past posts, his diction was nothing like the other "gramps" guy, I think he may have been banned on accident. Hopefully that gets cleared up though, and if the other guy comes back I'll take the advice to report and block.

Anyways, review on two spots close to one another, along with Lel (Le?) Palace Massage. All under the same owner, I'm sure house fees are all the same, 35 hhr 40 hr IIRC.

Saw Aber at Lel Palace. Young looking Chinese girl with a tight bod, short hair, surprised to find out she's a mom. Decent massage which was a step above the running-your-hands-across-body routine common at other places, no teasing at all, on the flip didn't bother to cover me and wanted 80 for HJ. This didn't include feeding or taking the top off though, once I discussed that I settled on 60 with her and she agreed. Jackhammered me to a finish while I was able to get under her padded bra and feel up her nipples. She wanted a bigger tip for less service so the majority of you guys will probably skip and I would advise to. Nice girl though, and she looks good, so if you don't mind the married aspect and not into feeding then she would do I guess.

L&L was next some time after. Mia had good reviews on here so I tried her out. Pretty girl who's more mature, I would guess mid 30's. Slim body but on the massage when she took her top off I remember seeing big implants on her, looked too big for her frame, surprised as I didn't expect that at all once she lifted up her shirt. HJ with feeding was 60, massage was non-existent but with a ton of teasing, and service was fine. Sadly, did not want to go further than a HJ with me, but I agree with the reviews that she looked really good and is probably the best looking girl I saw at this spot. Another girl I saw here, I forget her name, was a MILFish Chinese girl who I saw on a Wednesday, gave me her number but I lost it. Had FS with her for 140 which is too much, but enjoyed the novelty of her riding me while a guy was having a conversation with the masseuse in the room next to us. Don't recommend as the price was too much for just one pop, but more is to be had here if you provide the cash and bring a condom. Caveat, depends on the girl.

Air Body had Kiki, reported on seeing her at Lel Palace in the hallway and at a glance she looked good. She got way more popular on here afterward so I felt like I missed out on a gem, but she was on my todo list so I got the change to make an appointment. Walks in and she is indeed really pretty, slim eyes, youthful look even with the mask on, said she was 24 and looked like it. She did attempt to backwalk, but she didn't know what she was doing. Tease was great while face down and at one point I got on my knees and she continued stroking me, put the towel in place in case I busted in that position but I asked to lie down to get more comfortable. I convince her to get her top down and I see that she has really soft implants and a tattoo on her stomach, was able to get her bra down and play with her sensitive nipples, no feeding though. Ask her to take her mask off and she obliges, and I loved the fact that with the mask down she looked even better. Got caught so many times with a masked up provider that didn't look half as good with the mask off, leading me to regret my decision, this happened with the MILFish girl I saw over at L&L, where she slid down her mask while on top of me and I'm immediately disappointed. Kiki with her mask down I thought was stunning, she looked so innocent that I got more attracted to her, I think she's probably the most attractive Chinese girl I've seen in the hobby. More attractive than Yuki here before she got bigger and grew a worse attitude, more than Nicole who got obvious work done, still looks good though and I still like her, and more than another random girl named Fiona who I saw at Pure Harmony in Costa Mesa, sister spa of Spring Spa. She looked really good and I wish she would offer more, I wasn't able to get it here but someone reported DATY with her and got her fully nude, if she offered it I would do so even if it hurts my wallet in the short term. I didn't ask though, and she finishes me off, blocking the juice with her hand. After cleanup she massages me a bit more and shows me pictures of her on vacation. Offered to exchange numbers and I did so, but it's obvious she mass texts the customers she sees. Didn't discuss tip so I try and leave 50, she counts and as I'm leaving asks to change out one of my 10's for a 20 and I do so, as I don't want to be banned from seeing her. She's a definite repeat in my eyes purely on how good she looks, I wouldn't expect exceptional service as I recall her being on her phone while she was massaging me at times, and her deep tissue massage isn't that great, only the tease is. But it's clear that she's the most popular girl at this spot so I would call to get an appointment. Mamasan at this spot looks damn good too LOL, I don't know her name but would like to know if she does massage. I know mamasan Michelle at Lel Palace gave me a no when I asked, if one of you guys was successful I'd like to know.

I've seen a lot of Chinese girls lately. Can't decide if I like Chinese MPs more than Viet ones, if anyone knows of comparable Viet spots with a decent-good massage DM me, or just post it here.

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This outfit has been in my rotation an out of the blue one of the gals, a MILF named Summer sensed that I might want to fuck her in the ass. She offered and I agreed. Its kind of a rare thing, wish more girl would allow it. Will probably return for round 2.[/QUOTE]Congratulations on your success! This place sure has received a wide variety of reviews, depending on which girl is being seen.

Lift Her Up.

Yo, Lift Her Up, tried to send you a PM with some actionable info you want, but system said No Go.

[QUOTE=LiftHerUp;5907193]Pharm (see the second post referenced in Rdyn's writeup) must've been in there a while after me. I went in on the morning of the 3rd, stimulated by Alowicious's enthusiastic report. Yeah, I got Jennifer.

I followed A's example and produced. 6 for the house fee and $. 4 for the action. On the way into the room, she said "You want massage," with a knowing look, and I said "Yes," and we exchanged knowing looks. So I thought we were off to a good start. On the good side, she gave me a massage that seemed like she's had professional massage training. On the flip, no tease, and straight to a really good, thorough, and varied CBJ. On the down side, no tease, no FS. I did though get breast and nipple roaming, unlike someone else reported.

She was out of the room or at least to the door three times. The first time it was because Short Red Dress (apparently Lulu) knocked to get some oil, second time to go out for a hot towel, and third time to take the donation out of the room before the CBJ started. That one took a few minutes.

She invited me back with a hug. "Next time, make love?" No response. "Make love?" I got a noncommittal look from her. So, apparently no FS from her for me, ever.

So if you like professional massages and really good BJ's, she's for you. I was just disappointed.

Lift Her Up.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alowicious;5900895]Your last three for sure.

440 Fair is basically just a collection of brothels, and the city knows it.

Sunnywell is mostly standard Latina.[/QUOTE]I usually stick with HX escorts, but recently I've been having a string of bad experiences with flakes, bad service, etc. So, upon reading that this place is a "collection of brothels," I decided to try my luck at this place.

I parked near the end and there was only one sign pointing to rose spa at the end of the complex. Walked in and was greeted by a short plump Chinese chick. Took 40 to enter. Massage for 3 min. 200 for FS. Maybe it could have been haggled but I didn't want to bother. Saw two old dudes come in and out during my time there. Got my nut off and they cleaned me up with alcohol spray. Idk I guess that's their norm.

Kinda unsatisfied with the experience. Went down the street for some tacos and decided to try again at another place in the complex. I walked in the courtyard and there were a bunch of doors and I was unsure of which one to go to. I see a young thin chick in a short yellow skirt. So I follow her in one of the doors. She takes my 40 and I wait in a room but a different girl was assigned to me. Sad. The second girl wasn't too bad though. Medium thickness curvy and very affectionate. Most FS massage places I go to, they try to have a facade as a legit massage place so I stripped and lied face down on the bed with towel. She came in and took the towel off and layed ontop of me and started rubbing her genitals on my butt. For some reason she said she was Filipino but she was obviously Chinese, as was the whole establishment. Another 200 down and went off to business. Was more satisfied this time. Got a shower afterwards too. Some of the other chicks at this second place seemed fine as well.

Overall, 440 fair seems fine but I know many other fine establishments where you get to choose your person for 160 total. This option seems good if you just want to go in and out without all the BS with scheduling and whatnot on HX. There are definitely lots of dudes coming in and out, depending on the time of day. There's even a Spanish speaking church upstairs. LOL.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;5907351]200 for a CBJ? That's about as expensive as Mia on Temple in Temple. Can't do it. No can do. I take a trip out to SEA and I'm fucking twice a day, BBBJ BBFSCIP for 50 out the door with an 18 to 20 year old smokeshow. I hit the joints twice a day. Felt like my dick ran a marathon during these trips.

I've walked out of sessions before that I paid 50 to get into and when the girls trippin and not want to go bb, I just walk out and pay another 50 to find someone else as hot and try again. The reason is simply because I can only nut twice a day at best and that satisfying nut is worth the 50 loss to just find another session that does it for me.

I read this and I'm just crying at how bad the economics are here in LA and OC these days.[/QUOTE]Sir, where is SEA?

I think it's hilarious how you guys are hunting for new girls ands trying out random bedpage ads. I am starting to feel the same way. Tired of the current crop of massage and FS options. Maybe it's time to hunt again!