Looks like I landed a crazy one
Went to see a provider today. Not giving name due to the fact she has no reviews here (from what I could gather using the search.) also because last thing I need is her crazy ass calling me again. Anyway, I'll give some detail and if you've seen her then you can put 2 and 2 together. Lives a few miles away from exit 1 D if you're going south I-5. She might have Tourette syndrome because she has tics.
Ok to the good / bad stuff.
Contacted her and scheduled a half hour. We got the time right and I got there a bit early but she was available. For her age 40 ish she looks good still. Started talking and playing music. Got in the mood then she popped a beer and starting chugging. Not a turn off for me nor does it bother me. However, stupid me, I thought it was her first one of the day. Nope! Her breath was just reeking of hops. She kept teasing and teasing till she got to jr with her mouth. I'll admit. That BJ was awesome. She was CW the shit out of it. Then came the cover and explored mish, doggy then mish again for pop. Then I got a little freaked out because the rubber ripped. Normally I have no issue BBFS. I've done BBFS in the past many of times but idk why it kind of freaked me out this time. So I went to her bathroom to clean up and she goes in there too stumbling a bit. She literally starts taking a shit LOL can't get mad it's not my home. She starts cleaning herself off then asking me if I'm clean and what not. Told her I am, but then reversed uno her and asked her if she was too. She then starts giving me a hint she wants to go one more round, I could've been wrong, but I get the flip out of there asap. I haven't made it down the street yet and she's calling me. Telling me I shorted her the 1 hr rate. I was like tf? I asked for 30 min. So she's cursing me out and blah blah blah. Then she checks her text and she apologizes. Cool, we're all squared now. She calls me again asking me to leave a review and asking me if I had fun with her. Done with that second call. Then 10 min she calls me back saying to go back and fill her up again. Told her sorry but I have other stuff to do. After years of this hobby looks like I got me a crazy one. Going to wait it out a few days to block her. Last thing I need is an a false alert for shorting her that hour when we agreed on half hour.
True, harder to find BB nowadays
[QUOTE=Sscdrake;6616345]There's some kind of weird unified push from all Oregon providers against BB anything and some of them are acting like it's a personal war. I've noticed it's not the same elsewhere, and some of the ladies openly put BB on their menu when they're in other cities (Las Vegas) but not Portland. Many of them now explicitly say no BB / GFE in their ads too.
[/QUOTE]I agree. Was in CA and FL last month.
In CA any BB subject is a hell no. Any GFE is a no as well. Unless I'm using the wrong sites but PD, Tryst, and Skip 99% of the gals I texted replied back with "No kissing, no FIV / FOV, no daty, no bb anything" for $350-$600 HH! I was like these mongers are stupid if they're paying for strip club service. I hit a the lotto with a massage parlor near lax though $$.
Then in FL some girls I texted were only BBBJ with some other GFE services. Small handfull were open for an upsell. Schedules couldn't align with any of them while I was there.
You didn't try any K-girls?
[QUOTE=DickMountain;6616978]I agree. Was in CA and FL last month.
In CA any BB subject is a hell no. Any GFE is a no as well. Unless I'm using the wrong sites but PD, Tryst, and Skip 99% of the gals I texted replied back with "No kissing, no FIV / FOV, no daty, no bb anything" for $350-$600 HH! I was like these mongers are stupid if they're paying for strip club service. I hit a the lotto with a massage parlor near lax though $$.
Then in FL some girls I texted were only BBBJ with some other GFE services. Small handfull were open for an upsell. Schedules couldn't align with any of them while I was there.[/QUOTE]I think you would have been pleasantly surprised if you have tried some of the California k-girl agencies. Affordable fun to be had there.
Forgot about K-girl agencies
[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;6617232]I think you would have been pleasantly surprised if you have tried some of the California k-girl agencies. Affordable fun to be had there.[/QUOTE]I tried to get a hold of one about 2-3 years ago near LAX and they wanted I'd verification, and work I'd. So I passed. Then tried another one and they said regulars only at the time. Have forgotten about since now. Next time I'll go I'll try my luck again. Feel free to help a monger out with any recommendations.
Creamy creamy carrot cake
[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2657514-Hey-neighbors[/URL]!-Come-see-me-at-my-private-massage-studio!-I-m-here-to-make-your-dreams-come-true!-I-m-100-natural-EVERYTHING-and-a-true-redhead.
Saw her a few weeks ago. No up charge and no mention of protection. Would repeat thoughit seems like her prices have gone way up. Super chill girl, but it is just a massage table at her place which is not ideal.
Who is this Portland Escort
Does anyone know who this is?
[URL]https://motherless.com/E66835E[/URL]
Stephanie in Vancouver no face pics
Does not belong on this thread. See my review in Escorts reviews. Link to review:
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4125-Escort-Reports&p=6626708&viewfull=1[/URL]#post6626708.
Link to ad:
[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/156484933[/URL]
The Admiral.
Two bbfscip gilfs but no greek
[QUOTE=Samadams17;6627361]Discovered 2 new BBFS girls. Seen one of them who I suspected that would offer it with multiple visits but she didn't at the time and is now offering it. Upcharge is a bit cost prohibitive for both. 200 up charge for one gal and 250-300 for the other gal but both confirmed via text.[/QUOTE]One is early 40's big white ass some tummy no test required, I asked for bb. No upsell. 120 qv.
Other is late 40's maybe 50's white gilf. Fit hard body, meh titty job, she got some muscles on her arm, but still attractive. First visit cfs. Second visit showed test results. Bbfscip no upsell. Was surprised, that pussy is wet and tight. 100 qv.
Im sticking with qv. I dont need an hr. Some will only fuck for 20-30 min and kill time by running their mouth in a hr date. Fuck that. If I want the bish to talk. Ill get myself a gf. And Im not gonna spend 2 bills on amp and only get cfs. I actually went to one in tualatin, 200hr cfs, I went to pound town, the bish tapped out at 5-10 minutes. Lame fuck. Never again
Massage Parlors in Bloomington
[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;6617232]I think you would have been pleasantly surprised if you have tried some of the California k-girl agencies. Affordable fun to be had there.[/QUOTE]I used to live in Fontana, CA, and the massage parlors in Valley Blvd, are great. Nice massage, prostate massage salad tossing, BBBJ, CIM, BBFS (most did it) and some were Greek freaks. I always get two A-girls which is an incredible experience (no portland whales or addicts). The best part is the 120 tip + house fee per chick (160). Every time I visit my family I stop by and never disappoint. Mamasan always with her greeting "Long time No See" LOL.