New Mongers Guide to BP ads and terminology
1-"Exotic Beauty means" they don't know, don't want to tell or its open for intrepertation.
2-"Curvy" means, I'm a big girl but I'll let you decide if I'm too big.
3-"I'm back" means just left the Grey Bar Inn, got a new Business Manager or have a new name and number because of the bad reviews associated with the old information.
4-"Real Pics" means, I can't use my old fake ones anymore.
5-"Open minded" means, I'll do as little as I can, for as much as I can get and make you feel good about not getting what you wanted.
6-"I'm up late waiting for your call" means that if I'm not too wasted I might answer.
7-"Ask about my special" means my business manager wants a raise.
8-"Out going & friendly" means open your wallet and I'll say anything you want.
9-"Open to trying new things" means, new things to you maybe but I've done it all already.
10-"Highly Reviewed" means, take my word for it don't bother checking me out (wink wink)
11-"Happy Hour" special means lets get this over quick, I know you won't last long.
12-"No quick sessions" means, I'm okay with you only lasting 5 minutes but I want full hour price.
13-"Call me I'm waiting" means hurry up I need to pay for the room.
14-"Exclusive" means if you don't count the other thousand guys before you.
15-"I will make all your dreams come true" means, ya if your asleep.
Okay guys, I know you have some ideas too.