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[QUOTE=MyWayTooPlay;2921875]I was on a short vacation and now the rumblings of a great gal name Brooke has made me surface. It would be great to meet her and have a dream.[/QUOTE]It'll be a cold day in hell before you get her digits. But fear not. There are 14,999 other girls in the Gem city that are dying to suck you off and fuck your brains out. Don't be so lazy and pitifully begging for digits. Get off your ass and go get one of the 15,000 hotties that are waiting for you and your donation. LOL. I'll bet many are just as darling as the UTR.

Be sure to post your experiences and maybe some day, after gaining senior status, before she is worn out, you too will get to bang the elusive UTR. Of course I bet you find several that raise your temperature and your mini-me's as well or better than her, if you take my advise and quit being so GD lazy.

Believe me they are out there. I know for sure. It's just that there are not enough days in the week to enjoy them all. God knows I'm trying. LOL. Be safe and good hunting. MW.

[QUOTE=RangersFan;2921947]I'd like to begin the bidding for Brooke. My offer includes the following:

1. Use of private plane 3 x per year in Continental USA.

2. Full ownership of beach home in Marco Island, FL.

3. Private viewing of the Shroud of Turin.

4. 3,000 shares of Apple stock gifted to Brooke.

5. Personal meeting with the Pope.

While I understand this may be exceeded by the offer of another fine gentleman it appears that we must pull out all stops in this case.

Have a great weekend all![/QUOTE]I heard she was a Penguins fan, so good luck!

[QUOTE=RangersFan;2921947]I'd like to begin the bidding for Brooke. My offer includes the following:

1. Use of private plane 3 x per year in Continental USA.
2. Full ownership of beach home in Marco Island, FL.
3. Private viewing of the Shroud of Turin.
4. 3,000 shares of Apple stock gifted to Brooke.
5. Personal meeting with the Pope.
While I understand this may be exceeded by the offer of another fine gentleman it appears that we must pull out all stops in this case.
Have a great weekend all![/QUOTE]Is that you best-and-final offer? You could easily be outbid with that measly package.

And among those 15,000 that he speaks of, a very small percentage has a pimp. One that's on these boards.

[QUOTE=MwJrp;2922174]It'll be a cold day in hell before you get her digits. But fear not. There are 14,999 other girls in the Gem city that are dying to suck you off and fuck your brains out. Don't be so lazy and pitifully begging for digits. Get off your ass and go get one of the 15,000 hotties that are waiting for you and your donation. LOL. I'll bet many are just as darling as the UTR.

Be sure to post your experiences and maybe some day, after gaining senior status, before she is worn out, you too will get to bang the elusive UTR. Of course I bet you find several that raise your temperature and your mini-me's as well or better than her, if you take my advise and quit being so GD lazy.

Believe me they are out there. I know for sure. It's just that there are not enough days in the week to enjoy them all. God knows I'm trying. LOL. Be safe and good hunting. MW.[/QUOTE]

I don't guess I made the cut, which is fine, but before I give up and move on to the other 14,999 (right MwJrp) I'd like to put a second bid in. I don't mind being culled from the herd, I have an idea why but it's mere speculation at this point. I'm offering my services a second time only because its possible that my first request was overlooked by the hundreds of other bidders for her time (somehow I actually doubt that's the case but a guy can hope right?) I won't beg because I'm a grown ass man but I can at least respectfully ask one final time before riding off into the sunset watching the tumbleweeds roll by.

That's all I have for the lovely Brooke, consider, mull it over, ruminate on it and hopefully I'll hear from you. Thank you.

To the Brooke channel! All Brooke all the time.

[QUOTE=Countryboy72;2922448]To the Brooke channel! All Brooke all the time.[/QUOTE]Just back again. And after SEVERAL visits she is still delivering outstanding service, outstanding presentation and outstanding personality. Yeah, lets change this thread to Brooke.

Saw her for the nth time (seriously lost count) today and well. Stellar on both sides. Seeing her again in less the 24 hours. Great girl all the way around.

Be safe out there.

Well I might as well add to the Brooke board. I am interested in meeting this girl. Who should I contact to get her number?

Brooke is always a pleasure to visit had a wonderful time with her yesterday. It will be a sad day when she decides to step away from the hobby!

Be safe!

I am going to join the club. Who to I contact to get Brooke's info?

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I am a senior member from Cincinnati and I travel to Dayton on occasion. It sounds like I need to make the trip just to see this amazing Brooke.

I was told that you had to be invited to see her, so here is my humble request to get a chance to see this great provider. Whoever decides to give out this info, I thank you in advance for allowing me to spend time with her.

Have a great week, Shy Guy.

Looking to get a Brooke invited. Everything I hear about this wonderful lady is fantastic. Please let me know how to contact her. Sounds like she is a wonderful dream!

Brooke. Put my name in the hat to see the lovely Brooke. She sounds like a great find. Looking forward to hearing back soon.