After months of reading the forum and making dry runs around the loops, I DID IT. I had reason to be in the WW area in the wee small hours of the morning on Monday so I started my preparation. I cleaned out the monger-mobile of all snatchable valuables, checked all the lights, put the valet key in the ignition with the black wire holding it to the steering column and put the cash I was willing to spend in varying increments under multiple sunglass clips on the visor. On went my loosest fitting shorts minus the boxers and a foreboding black tee shirt with a firearms manufacturer logo on it.
After a dry pass on WW (I’m not into fuglys or fatties) I passed a petite brunette at the circle that looked like she would do. I drove a mile or so past her looking for LE. When I thought the coast was clear I turned around and passed her at a slow rate of speed to check her out a little better. With the waves and the checks done I turned a street after hers and looped around coming up the side street. She was walking across the street and came right up to the mobile. She hopped in asking if it was ok to smoke. I said yes and we headed down the road. Now I’m nervous as a cat but she put me at ease very quickly. She told me about a guy who wanted to date her for only a Hamilton and we agreed that that was not worth her time. I offer that I was not LE and asked if she was which lead to the standard LE check. With that out of the way I told her what I was interested in, BBBJCIMWS and offered standard tuition with a tip for the WS. She agreed with a smile and suggested a turn to her spot. I declined and said I knew of another spot. She was cool and said whatever I was comfortable with was fine with her. We got to the spot and she got to work. Good skills, never felt a tooth and she acted like she liked doing what she was doing. No rush and hung in nicely for the finish. She did spit out the window but I didn’t dock her for the transgression as she said it was too big a load to swallow (probably BS but it sounded good to me). I took her back to her spot without incident or drama. Here are the stats. Name: Tracy, 5’4" 110lbs brunette. Face 5 Body 8 perky A cups. Smelled Great nice and clean. Can carry a conversation. Would repeat. Things I’d do differently. I need a better spot, I was parked next to a fire hydrant!
I know this post is a little long but you only get to tell your first story once. I’ll keep future post shorter and more professional.
Thanks to all the posters on the board who shared tips and info.