The Rat Trap

I'm beautify here a pic for potential clients.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2988403].

Life is so complex and confusing, I was just relaxing and minding my own business here at home when I decide to log in to my favorite web site USASG, When I see a very nasty hate filled post from the cum swallowing Paige. I was in the process of putting on my favorite Alexis Texas video and whacking off. So Paige unfortunately you disturbed me sugar. Paige you have now reached a new level with me. There are very few people on this great board that are guaranteed a response from me at any AND all time's.


* The cocksuckers Camera3, YragFag, AncientOne and even PG (which my latest post to him got deleted) *


AND now Paige has been added to that list.Paige I will try and explain a few things to you. YES I have over 3000 posts on this great board. My advice and great intel is very important to the many mongers who follow my posts throughout the world. Paige my posts are the most read on this great site. I have mongers throughout this country that rely on my intel and my opinions and advice, A monger from Europe profoundly thanked me for my great intel in our street walker thread. Fucking Europe Dumb ass! So my word's mean something on this great site. I am well known and respected throughout central AND south Florida. This is a little out of your league Paige. I don't want to overwhelm you.

Paige it is very clear to me and many others on the Orlando Board that you indeed wish to FUCK ME!! I truly believe you hate my guts which is why your stank pussy gets wet when you think of me baby. Unfortunately you are NOT my type. You use my high profile on this site to get other foolish mongers here to go and dream with you. They hate me that much!! They would see you just to piss me off! Truly sick fucks! So Paige, please explain what is taking your BIG business plan so long to actually WORK? You live in a shitty filthy apartment and your 40 year's old. I will anxiously await your response to my post.

Bye Baby.[/QUOTE]Now I know your rebuttal post ended up on the editing room floor, PHEW! I was worried and feeling a little left out here in the Trap.

I thought I was going to have to go Adam Sandler in Billy Madison on you.

[URL]https://youtu.be/-ZCBoEtBy6c[/URL]

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2988890]Now I know your rebuttal post ended up on the editing room floor, PHEW! I was worried and feeling a little left out here in the Trap.

I thought I was going to have to go Adam Sandler in Billy Madison on you.

[URL]https://youtu.be/-ZCBoEtBy6c[/URL][/QUOTE]You're such a little whiny girl. Can you at least be man enough to admit that after I embarrassed here on the RAT TRAP for month's, that you ran away and retired? I'm still here pussy. How's the wife?

The definition of envious, is the act of showing envy. I don't think any of my posts define that.

You really have a warped perception of reality fuckboy. Clueless on what winning and loosing really are. If you really need to be validated in life through this forum then I shall wave my white flag in defeat and let you win you little fuckboy. Lord knows I got a career, a couple cars, a home, froends, health, money and most of all self respect. I think I am doing just fine in life.

I have started to actually pity you. You're a basket case. I can't honestly have a keyboard war with someone so feeble minded as you. It isn't amusing anymore. It's tired and boring.

So as with everything all good things must come to end. I'm not pulling your puppet strings anymore fuckboy. I'll just keep enjoying pussy that you will never have.

BBH 💂.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2988350]This post by this AssClown is simply pathetic. BBH it is painfully obvious that you are severely very envious and very jealous of my great talent on this great board. You see son, I will ALWAYS ALWAYS be a WINNER, and you, will ALWAYS ALWAYS be a LOSER. I have said it many many times, I am the most well known and respected member on this entire site. Don't be such a HATER you dumb fuck.[/QUOTE]

Unfortunately you continue to be misinformed and foolishness. You're old age has really caught up to you old man. First off your facts are way off! The Orlando street walker thread has been and still is the most popular thread on this Orlando board. The positive reviews thread does not even come close! Where are you getting these numbers from asshole? The most participation is in the street walker thread. I myself must accept credit for that as most person tune in to read my advice and opinions on Paradise Trail. I just don't review these chicks, I also offer my advice and my opinions on various topics in the street walker thread. I get messages from throughout the country from mongers thanking me and asking for my advice on a number of topics.

I have traveled and mongered internationally as well, so my advice and opinions are well sought after old friend. Where did you get these numbers? Do you not agree that I am a top notch monger? I hope you answer my questions old friend truthfully and honestly. For our newer members reading this post, me and C3 go way back. C3 is an asshole without a fucking brain! C3 also cock blocked me with the love of my life Brandi. C3 would tell her nasty things about me to try and get her away from me. It did NOT work and me and Brandi are still very close. C3 is a liar and a cheat.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2988403].

Life is so complex and confusing, I was just relaxing and minding my own business here at *>home<*

when I decide to log in to my favorite web site USASG, When I see a very nasty hate filled post from the cum swallowing Paige. I was in the process of putting on my favorite Alexis Texas video and whacking off. So Paige unfortunately you disturbed me sugar. Paige you have now reached a new level with me. There are very few people on this great board that are guaranteed a response from me at any AND all time's. The cocksuckers Camera3, YragFag, AncientOne and even PG (which my latest post to him got deleted) AND now Paige has been added to that list.

Paige I will try and explain a few things to you. YES I have over 3000 posts on this great board. My advice and great intel is very important to the many mongers who follow my posts throughout the world. Paige my posts are the most read on this great site. I have mongers throughout this country that rely on my intel and my opinions and advice, A monger from Europe profoundly thanked me for my great intel in our street walker thread. Fucking Europe Dumb ass! So my word's mean something on this great site. I am well known and respected throughout central AND south Florida. This is a little out of your league Paige. I don't want to overwhelm you.

Paige it is very clear to me and many others on the Orlando Board that you indeed wish to FUCK ME!! I truly believe you hate my guts which is why your stank pussy gets wet when you think of me baby. Unfortunately you are NOT my type. You use my high profile on this site to get other foolish mongers here to go and dream with you. They hate me that much!! They would see you just to piss me off! Truly sick fucks! So Paige, please explain what is taking your BIG business plan so long to actually WORK? You live in a shitty filthy apartment and your 40 year's old. I will anxiously await your response to my post.

Bye Baby.[/QUOTE]Home? Bahahahaha, good to see the back seats of the Explorer still fold down.

That is all for now. I'll let you get back to reheating that left-over lunch burrito from your gourmet kitchen: the public microwave at 7/11 !

I'll look for your review on Yelp.

Take care champ.

P 'C5 Slapn' G.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2988648]Sways thank you for pics. There is ZERO doubt In my mind that he / she is fucking TransGender!! That chick is actually a MAN!! Lmfao!!

Monica is that a cock between your legs!! LOL!

Ugly beitch![/QUOTE]Again you can't pick on retarded people!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2988910]What's up with the bruises? Let us know if being mistreated.

[URL]https://youtu.be/bfh93wT8W5o[/URL]

Swags.[/QUOTE]Monica looks roughed up! Her male name is now Michael!!

Michael if someone is roughing you up, for a fee I'll take care of it for you.

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2988863]I'm beautify here a pic for potential clients.[/QUOTE]If that's your definition of beautiful that you're out of your mind.

Smh.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2988403].

Life is so complex and confusing, I was just relaxing and minding my own business here at home when I decide to log in to my favorite web site USASG, When I see a very nasty hate filled post from the cum swallowing Paige. I was in the process of putting on my favorite Alexis Texas video and whacking off. So Paige unfortunately you disturbed me sugar. Paige you have now reached a new level with me. There are very few people on this great board that are guaranteed a response from me at any AND all time's. The cocksuckers Camera3, YragFag, AncientOne and even PG (which my latest post to him got deleted) AND now Paige has been added to that list.

Paige I will try and explain a few things to you. YES I have over 3000 posts on this great board. My advice and great intel is very important to the many mongers who follow my posts throughout the world. Paige my posts are the most read on this great site. I have mongers throughout this country that rely on my intel and my opinions and advice, A monger from Europe profoundly thanked me for my great intel in our street walker thread. Fucking Europe Dumb ass! So my word's mean something on this great site. I am well known and respected throughout central AND south Florida. This is a little out of your league Paige. I don't want to overwhelm you.

Paige it is very clear to me and many others on the Orlando Board that you indeed wish to FUCK ME!! I truly believe you hate my guts which is why your stank pussy gets wet when you think of me baby. Unfortunately you are NOT my type. You use my high profile on this site to get other foolish mongers here to go and dream with you. They hate me that much!! They would see you just to piss me off! Truly sick fucks! So Paige, please explain what is taking your BIG business plan so long to actually WORK? You live in a shitty filthy apartment and your 40 year's old. I will anxiously await your response to my post.

Bye Baby.[/QUOTE]I live in Miami and look at the post up there once in a while. Wow, talk about someone who likes to pat himself on the back. HA. Yes, we have heard of you in Miami. It's one of the biggest jokes we have going on. You have to be the most hated monger on any site. Over 3000 post and not one pic or vids. That speaks BS all the way. Check out Taxidriver45,Pensfan, and so many others in the Miami section of SW. When they post they show proof and lots of it. Anyone can make up a story and I believe you've made up close to 3000 of them. Have a nice day. BAHAhaaaaaaaaaaa.

[QUOTE=EasyTrick;2989450]I live in Miami and look at the post up there once in a while. Wow, talk about someone who likes to pat himself on the back. HA. Yes, we have heard of you in Miami. It's one of the biggest jokes we have going on. You have to be the most hated monger on any site. Over 3000 post and not one pic or vids. That speaks BS all the way. Check out Taxidriver45,Pensfan, and so many others in the Miami section of SW. When they post they show proof and lots of it. Anyone can make up a story and I believe you've made up close to 3000 of them. Have a nice day. BAHAhaaaaaaaaaaa.[/QUOTE]We have two blowhards that we toy with. One is Chrissypoo, been picked on his whole life, acts tough on the internet, talks a good game, but outside of the street walkers section, there is not an ounce of respect any of us have for him. I call him my fat little puppet that speaks with a lisp. Chris actually is fat and stutters, so that tells you a lot about his life story.

His girlfriend, Miss Triple Chin Piggy, has outed him in the past and posted his picture and his name on USASG and accused him of stealing from her.

And here they are now, best buddies, united against the entire monger / escort scene in Orlando.

Welcome to the board!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2989116]Unfortunately you continue to be misinformed and foolishness. You're old age has really caught up to you old man. First off your facts are way off! The Orlando street walker thread has been and still is the most popular thread on this Orlando board. The positive reviews thread does not even come close! Where are you getting these numbers from asshole? The most participation is in the street walker thread. I myself must accept credit for that as most person tune in to read my advice and opinions on Paradise Trail. I just don't review these chicks, I also offer my advice and my opinions on various topics in the street walker thread. I get messages from throughout the country from mongers thanking me and asking for my advice on a number of topics.

I have traveled and mongered internationally as well, so my advice and opinions are well sought after old friend. Where did you get these numbers? Do you not agree that I am a top notch monger? I hope you answer my questions old friend truthfully and honestly. For our newer members reading this post, me and C3 go way back. C3 is an asshole without a fucking brain! C3 also cock blocked me with the love of my life Brandi. C3 would tell her nasty things about me to try and get her away from me. It did NOT work and me and Brandi are still very close. C3 is a liar and a cheat.[/QUOTE]Anyone that spends as much time talking about themselves to others has major self esteem issues.

Advice for Chrisspoo.

Start working out, lose weight, go to speech therapy to work on the stuttering problem, get an education, do things to improve yourself.

Work on your self esteem by not having to tell others about your hope for greatness. Keep your dreams to yourself. Right now, you just have everyone laughing at your sorry fat ass.

Those legs tho, so sexy! I don't see a damn manly thing there, beautiful chocolate silky skin, nice slender body and pretty face. Not only that but after having the pleasure of meeting you you are beautiful on the inside. You're a total doll!

Until next time my lady.

BBH 💂.

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2988863]I'm beautify here a pic for potential clients.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EasyTrick;2989450]I live in Miami and look at the post up there once in a while. Wow, talk about someone who likes to pat himself on the back. HA. Yes, we have heard of you in Miami. It's one of the biggest jokes we have going on. You have to be the most hated monger on any site. Over 3000 post and not one pic or vids. That speaks BS all the way. Check out Taxidriver45,Pensfan, and so many others in the Miami section of SW. When they post they show proof and lots of it. Anyone can make up a story and I believe you've made up close to 3000 of them. Have a nice day. BAHAhaaaaaaaaaaa.[/QUOTE]NEVER heard of you asshole! I've definitely heard of taxi and calcium, very good dude's. Who are YOU? I've reviewed your post history, NOT one pic or video!! Lmao!! I'm not into video taping my dates or pics! Never had been. This is my last post to you Mr NOBODY! You are correct, I am the most hated monger on this site and don't you fucking forget it rookie. I will not allow you or anyone else to use my high profile name to get name recognition on this board.

Paige where are you babe? Still no response to my posts? Come on babe, don't be mad at me. You're online courses can wait a minute or two. Lmao! Paige when are WE going to fuck??

Sike!! In your dreams you FAT pig!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2989020]You're such a little whiny girl. Can you at least be man enough to admit that after I embarrassed here on the RAT TRAP for month's, that you ran away and retired? I'm still here pussy. How's the wife?[/QUOTE]Your come backs are so well thought out, clever, mind provoking and oh so difficult to rebut.

As evident from your last post directed towards me, another obvious literary 'tour de force' in verbal accosting.

I had no choice but to tap out.

I am proud to say your still the 'HEAVY' weight champ!

Way to Grow, I mean go.

Sorry.

PG

Welcome the 'The Trap' Easy Trick, yes Christina5 has been outted in the past for fraudulent reviews.
But please u must bring your 'A' game here if u want to go up against the likes of the formidable C5, because he's got some serious game and if u manage to find enough muster (a simple 'your a jackass' should be plenty to win) for victory, then u will have to go up against his mighty army of loyal minions, OK, it's just some idiot named Brush Hog (I think) who nobody seems to know, oh and maybe one of C5's other stupid handles. Good luck sir

Previously mentioned I once lived in Britain as a child briefly hugely enamored by the tall bearskin black hats the guards at Buckingham Palace wore.

Now our screen names have deep secret hidden meanings that all a conspiracy against the swine. When will the insanity end?

So the pigs out of the blanket. C5 leaked what really goes on he brings you a little candy you try it and then you spend all your little check on the rest while he profits and parties off you. He isn't as dumb as I thought. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

If you didn't spend all your money on crack you might not have outstanding fines in your home county. Could it be your moving because your wanted? Out of necessity to save your pig skin.

BBH.

Who on earth is this character?

Only someone who doesn't pay fines and gets the DL suspended AGAIN would have to be riding in cabs. Then traded their 1987 geo metro for 100 rock.

Dickeydoo that with all your nonsense.

BBH 💂.

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2989781]Previously mentioned I once lived in Britain as a child briefly hugely enamored by the tall bearskin black hats the guards at Buckingham Palace wore.

Now our screen names have deep secret hidden meanings that all a conspiracy against the swine. When will the insanity end?

So the pigs out of the blanket. C5 leaked what really goes on he brings you a little candy you try it and then you spend all your little check on the rest while he profits and parties off you. He isn't as dumb as I thought. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

If you didn't spend all your money on crack you might not have outstanding fines in your home county. Could it be your moving because your wanted? Out of necessity to save your pig skin.

BBH.[/QUOTE]That is correct, you nailed it on the head. Or, shall we say pinned the tail on the pig!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2989806]C5 do you see what I see!!

Swags.[/QUOTE]Why are you so obsessed with other women?

Give it up already, you failed miserably in the business you wanted to succeed in.

Listen, you gave it all, swallowed a ton of cum, took tons up your ass. You gave it your best.

Your kids must be proud......

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2989706]Your come backs are so well thought out, clever, mind provoking and oh so difficult to rebut.

As evident from your last post directed towards me, another obvious literary 'tour de force' in verbal accosting.

I had no choice but to tap out.

I am proud to say your still the 'HEAVY' weight champ!

Way to Grow, I mean go.

Sorry.

PG

Welcome the 'The Trap' Easy Trick, yes Christina5 has been outted in the past for fraudulent reviews.
But please u must bring your 'A' game here if u want to go up against the likes of the formidable C5, because he's got some serious game and if u manage to find enough muster (a simple 'your a jackass' should be plenty to win) for victory, then u will have to go up against his mighty army of loyal minions, OK, it's just some idiot named Brush Hog (I think) who nobody seems to know, oh and maybe one of C5's other stupid handles. Good luck sir[/QUOTE]Dude, those of us that completed high school understand your humor. But, to expect Chrissypoo or Triple Chin Piggy to get it is asking a little too much.

Either dumb it down and they might understand but you will not provide humor for us, or keep it at a high level, knowing you are giving us a laugh at the puppets.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2989624]Paige where are you babe? Still no response to my posts? Come on babe, don't be mad at me. You're online courses can wait a minute or two. Lmao! Paige when are WE going to fuck??

Sike!! In your dreams you FAT pig![/QUOTE]She would never have any interest in you.

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;2990108]She would never have any interest in you.[/QUOTE]This. You know you have been blacklisted by the better providers because of your horrible behavior. Why keep trying?

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2989781]Previously mentioned I once lived in Britain as a child briefly hugely enamored by the tall bearskin black hats the guards at Buckingham Palace wore.

Now our screen names have deep secret hidden meanings that all a conspiracy against the swine. When will the insanity end?

So the pigs out of the blanket. C5 leaked what really goes on he brings you a little candy you try it and then you spend all your little check on the rest while he profits and parties off you. He isn't as dumb as I thought. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

If you didn't spend all your money on crack you might not have outstanding fines in your home county. Could it be your moving because your wanted? Out of necessity to save your pig skin.

BBH.[/QUOTE]That's exactly what happens. At the beginning of the month when the SSI check hits the account, aka Mothers Day, the dealers give away " testers", it will be just enough to get the endorphins flowing, after that, its a steady trip to the ATM til the money is gone. Tax payers dollars hard at work.

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2989781]Previously mentioned I once lived in Britain as a child briefly hugely enamored by the tall bearskin black hats the guards at Buckingham Palace wore.

Now our screen names have deep secret hidden meanings that all a conspiracy against the swine. When will the insanity end?

So the pigs out of the blanket. C5 leaked what really goes on he brings you a little candy you try it and then you spend all your little check on the rest while he profits and parties off you. He isn't as dumb as I thought. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

If you didn't spend all your money on crack you might not have outstanding fines in your home county. Could it be your moving because your wanted? Out of necessity to save your pig skin.

BBH.[/QUOTE]That's exactly what happens. At the 1st of the month, when the SSI checks hit the accounts, aka Mothers Day, the crack dealers give away.

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2989781]Previously mentioned I once lived in Britain as a child briefly hugely enamored by the tall bearskin black hats the guards at Buckingham Palace wore.

Now our screen names have deep secret hidden meanings that all a conspiracy against the swine. When will the insanity end?

So the pigs out of the blanket. C5 leaked what really goes on he brings you a little candy you try it and then you spend all your little check on the rest while he profits and parties off you. He isn't as dumb as I thought. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

If you didn't spend all your money on crack you might not have outstanding fines in your home county. Could it be your moving because your wanted? Out of necessity to save your pig skin.

BBH.[/QUOTE]That's exactly what happens. At the 1st of the month, when the SSI checks hit the accounts, aka Mothers Day, the crack dealers give away.

" testers", its usually just enough to get the endorphins flowing. Once that happens, it's just a steady trip to the ATM til the cash is gone. Tax dollars hard at work.

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2989590]Those legs tho, so sexy! I don't see a damn manly thing there, beautiful chocolate silky skin, nice slender body and pretty face. Not only that but after having the pleasure of meeting you you are beautiful on the inside. You're a total doll!

Until next time my lady.

BBH 💂.[/QUOTE]Thanks sweetie you so sweet! Miss piggy come join my fitness group! We will be nice 😝.