Fractured Hooker Tales: Sarah #1. 5 ZJ Edition
Fractured Hooker Tales: Sarah #1. 5 ZJ Edition.
I probably mentioned Sarah #1. 5 was my first real rob for more than a few bucks. Two Fractured Hooker Tales in one as it also includes my weak payback later.
She looked SW good in the beginning, long legs, nice ass & perky b cups, some belly baby damage & a mild butter face. I saw her around 82nd & never found any rob reports on her. So, when a window of my s / o being gone for one night & thought I'd get some strange. Picked her up near Unicorn one early evening about ten years ago. She wasn't all crackhead tweaky & smelled good then, made some normal like conversation. Proceeded to my place w / 2 pops for $75.00 deal. She wanted cash upfront & we compromised on leaving cash on dining table as she got naked & the festivities started. Mediocre BBBJ was just getting interesting when her phone blew up & after the tenth call, stopped & answered it & left me seconds from completion,. Got the whole sad story that she'd not made enough money tonight, blah, blah, blah, yet her babysitter is threatening to leave her kids alone if she doesn't bring cash right now. Academy Award winning bullshit that In went along with it & took her way up Powell around 162nd & she went in to pay. Yeah naïve as fuck, though to my credit I figured it out within ten minutes & left. SMDH. Licked my wounds & figured it was my first large loss. Consoled myself that it's bound to happen if you hit 82nd enough & my pain was tempered by seeing her mugshot weekly (or so it seems LOL) & it always was good for a laugh at her expense.
Fast forward a year or so. Cold dreary rainy night & I had some sort of wicked ass flu. One of those instances you know you're contagious as fuck. Since I was single again no s / o to pick up for me, I had to venture out. I was coming back from getting drugstore supplies & saw her walking by Foster & thought I'd confront her about it. Why I don't know as it's not my style & was pretty much over it. Guess I sicker than I thought. She hopped in got her seat belt on & asked what I wanted. Raining like fuck at times & she's out w / many layers on but still soaked. Said "I want my money back from the last time I picked you up & got robbed". Took her crack addled brain a second to process & she started w / all the excuses. As I expected she didn't have the money & finally said "I'll do you good for twenty to make up for it". Even though she was looking worse for wear & had started to get that wide ass thing going. Thought some cruunt head would be a good way to start a period of illness. She was tweaking on the downside hard & doing all the SW snarky shit we all hate when in our ride, changing radio, looking in center console or glovebox. Told her stop that. At my place I could feel the flu ramping up by the second & made sure to cough my lungs out right her way whenever possible. She got fully naked this time & between the death flu coming in waves told her to open mouth wide for round one & suck you cruunt. She opened & as was about to fuck her mouth noticed blood around her front teeth & gums. "What the fuck is going on in your mouth"? Nonchalantly said she'd had some back teeth pulled today. I couldn't look away as she showed me several gaping seeping holes that looked like they been pulled out w / fucking vice grips by a Hells Angel w / a grudge. I'm a sick bastard at times (according to several exes) but this was too much. Feeling the waves of flu getting worse told her get in doggie & spread. Threw a cover on & as she spread her meaty redhaired gash, I got cheesy crotch rot funk despite nostrils being snot clogged, fuck that can't be good if I can actually smell it when sick. In the light also saw all sort of pimples on her ass & a very bad wiping job shit smear staring back at me. Trying to not hurl, self-serviced myself while calling her dirty names & left string of baby batter over that ass up to the back of that nappy haired head while coughing more all over her. Ah, I miss those days when I could shoot a huge stream LOL. She hopped up, got dressed w / no cleanup whatsoever (SMDH) & back into ride to FM Foster where her pharma rep was. Her phone died as she was asking his location, she grabbed mine. By now I thought whatever it takes to be done w / this crunnt. Her pharma rep was in Oregon City & to just get out of the whole mess drove her there in some more torrential rain. Found rep at some way out of the way closed restaurant that I actually was familiar with. I pulled off when saw his truck about 25' away & told her "of course I'll wait & bring you back to home". Yeah right. Soon as her feet hit the pavement I floored ride & bootleg turned it spraying gravel for home. Sick as fuck but laughing so hard I'd thought I'd fucking pass out. She must have borrowed pharma reps' phone as I got the expected all capital / misspelled rant of threats, cursing & name calling from unknown number within minutes. Read them laughing even harder all the way home. Got one last one as I pulled into driveway & was about to block number. It was her pharma rep he said something like his rounds were taking him to Salem tonight & he had left her crackhead ass outside of closed restaurant. Said she was totally livid about it & got so worked up spittle / blood was foaming up around her lips.
I swear it I could hear the laughing coming through in his text.
For the next week sick as shit 103 fever, hot & cold shakes etc. One of the worst flu experiences I ever had, but every time I thought of her crackhead ass stuck out there on rainy ass weekday night since all her $$ surely went to pharma rep, I felt a little better.
Hooker Up RR.
Fractured Hooker Tales: Sarah #1. 5 RR Edition
First off she has always reeked of sweat, always.
I first met Sarah #1. 5 8-9 years ago. Like ZJ mentioned around that time she was kinda appealing. The first time I got her, she just about jumped in my car at the old Powell 7-11. The memories have been washed away by years of seeing her at the bottom of the barrel. From what I recall she actually had a decent design trim and she was dedicated to get the nut out of me. We hung out somewhere out on Division. Nothing exceptional, definitively not the best and even then I had no intention to do the whole deal. Even then she was the one you passed 40 times and aw fuck it and swooped her.
I haven't experienced any Robbish behavior, and the pharmaceuticals and the pursuit of them wasn't her whole life. Through the years I've watched the decline. Would never at my worst most desperate moment would pick her up. Total avoid. So my story.
About 7-8 years ago Sarah#1. 5 had a friend that she was either mentoring, or they just walked together. Around Stark I swung around to get the other one early 20's WSW, really pretty. There was confusion and before I knew it both Sarah #1. 5 and her friend were in my car. I've only had multiple girls in my car one other time and it was one of the best experiences I've ever had. I expressed my total hatred of this situation, I pretty much lost it. Somehow against my better judgement I agreed to a BJ from both, Sarah#1. 5 would swallow. I also in that moment negotiated 1/3rd now and the rest after.
We went up to Mt. Tabor, walked into somewhere and they both took turns giving me head. Literally 2 minutes after I gave it to Sarah#1. 5 some dude started walking our way sayung the name of the other girl. Both of them collected their shit as fast as they could. The other one yelled at the top of her lungs "leave me alone, I don't want to be with you. " And they both ran off into the park. By that time I was already paces away from all of them. The dude (wasn't a Tyrone) started walking towards them. I guess I saved some money at the expense of Safety. I've been known to take chances like that on occasion. That was officially the last time I ever messed with that chick. 100% she hates me. I'm not at the okie doke, flip off level as ZJ, but I do wave and smile at her from time to time, in my head I'm saying fuck you, you're the worst. That's the story I hope you enjoyed it.
Saturday night 82nd recon
After a Casajavi end of summer barbecue soiree, the copilot & I wound up giving one of my guest's a ride home after his left early.
Not a SW to be seen from JCB to Mill. I dropped him off near Tabor at 11:15 & as always since I was out.
Immediately, saw a long haired bleached blonde BBW WSW in white dress getting dropped off near AutoZone. She was quite interested in continuing her streak & getting in my ride & rigorously was trying to get me to stop.
Right across from Glisan Park, saw an older dirty blonde WSW in skirt running as fast as she could in heels & huge purse to hop in silver SUV right on 82nd at Oregon Street. Didn't look that good look & can't recall her before.
Sunny Market area had the usual assortment of undesirable BSW's on both sides of 82nd.
Sara # 0. 0 was looking her normal greasy self as was all over between the high school park & Fremont. At least when she saw my ride this time, she didn't start gesturing & flashing her phone flashlight like a fucking landing beacon.
Nothing to Sandy & back to Utopia where Denise was doing something. No, let me take that back. She actually was rocking a short mini / heels & some makeup. Gave me big smile as I passed. Can't remember her smiling or looking that good in a long time.
Horseface / Forehead was lurking in the shadows of the closed restaurant next to Glisan Shell station.
Some sort of disagreement near Taboo between a late twenties brunette WSW that I've seen occasionally & her Tyrone(?). She was booking it away from him boobs a bouncing as he chased her. She was winning LOL.
Susie from my reports # 2306,2226 & 2369 was just past Powell restaurant w / the bears in front. Had her hair in pigtails & looked like she'd dropped some pounds from what her yoga pants were telling me.
At Foster MC'Ds saw a younger skinny blonde WSW hopping in some monger's car. Nice legs from what I saw. Never seen her before. Anybody?
No more sightings to JCB & home. Lots of PPD about & pulling cars over.
Tuesday Afternoon, out there fucking up like a rookie in pursuit of a piece of ass
Fuck my rig and the cramped quarters. Should have went home and got the poon car.
Nothing South other that Quasimodo and a couple Fractured Hookers.
All the way North by Fremont I saw what I thought was a lingerie shop worker walking to the store. She continued past the stores and to my surprise she acknowledged me right before Glenhaven. Swooped her on the first Western block.
20's ASW with booty shorts and tan body. Almost to good to be true. After a little talk we discussed going way out and hopping in the back of my truck.
Where it gets interesting is the lack of Safety that I put us in. Against my better judgement we parked in an apartment complex, daylight, right off Fremont. Further caution to the wind I just proceeded, I'm sure that my ass was visible from Fremont. Didn't give a shit, pounded it out for 20-25 minutes and then I dropped her back off near Fremont and 82nd. Just didn't care about anything, stabbed at will with no thought of being caught.
She goes by Lia and or Nicole (that name made my heart drop, definitely not the one dealing death). I even shared that that name might be a turn off to some and expect some push back. She was aware of that girl, definately not that girl.
Safety girl, likes a good dicking, was into it. Her Listcrawler kink below.
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