Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Sam Lakers]I also tried 'Breasts and Butt' last week. Was usual service with $70 plus $30 for shower and HE. The provider was somehow not willing to tell me her name. But when I was leaving after the session, she said 'see you again soon' and said her name was Coco.

Overall, acceptable service.

I do like how the rooms have real walls and you don't hear any noises from the adjacent rooms.

I'll prolly try this place again.[/QUOTE]Coco is nice. She's a bit older than I usually go for, but nice. She likes to gently bite, especially around the nether region.

I can't remember her name, but there is one fine one working in there. She has a distinctive tat on her left shoulder.

[QUOTE=Woodlawn Mike]You know why she doesn't want to see you again? You tipped her $20. Excuse me, $40. My bad. These girls expect at least an $80 tip. I've been to B&B more than 20 times. Trust.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the input everyone, including most recently Woodlawn Mike.

For the record, she said she didn't want to see me again looonnnggg before the tip phase.

Also, for those interested, I left out, she did offer prostate.

I declined but to each his own. FYI.

Had to happen, went to B&B on short notice, figured I'd just take whoever was available as I normally have an exceptional service.....

BUT, got new girl named Candy. One of my worst experiences in quite a while. I should have known when I saw her, only fairly attractive and small A cups...

Stay with regular, known masseuses there.

I needed some much deserved RnR from the loops, so I decided to stop by a place I visited in the past. When I walked into the restaurant, I met my host Tiffany. Umm, Tiffany looks familiar. Since it was such a beautiful night, we decided to take a seat outside to take advantage of the moonlit sky. I brought my dog and Tiffany brought her cat. I'll admit that she was a slow starter. You'll have to take charge and lead the conversation with her. While we were seated at the table, I dropped .6 into the juke box for some music. We talked and laughed. She has a very twisted sense of humor. Nice change of pace. While we were talking, she decided to give me a neck and back massage. It was truly out of this world. I feel much better, and would rank it in top five of all time. You must get this women to walk on your back. She's point on professional. After all the stress from the massage, I worked up an appetite. I ordered the taco and tiffany ordered the bratwurst. Half way through my taco, I felt the small drops of hot sauce run down the back of my tongue, drip, drip, drip like a faucet. Tiffany also enjoyed her brat. It was served with a side of potatoes which she also enjoyed and devoured. We locked hips and moved around quite a bit while enjoying some fine dance, she bit and sucked on my nipples (now I remember her), afterwards I decided to walk the dog and encouraged Tiffany to join me, but her cat was too stingy. Every time we walked a step further, the cat would bite back very hard at the lease. Eventually she gave in and joined me to finish off our night. I put my dog back in his crate and walked Tiffany back to the door. I looked at my watch, and could not believe only 45 minutes had elapsed since we began our conversation and dinner. It honestly felt like an hour and a half. I was exhausted, giddy, and swaying side to side because I was still weak in the knees. This gal is a tiger. She wore me out. Another 15 minutes and I might have been dead from heat exhaustion. On the way out the door I dropped $ in the cup for some mints. I big sigh of relieve and I added another .10 to the amount because everything was on point. I planned on heading back to the loops, but she killed me. I needed a scotch, a cigar, and a lawn chair. Good luck with this one boys.

YMMV

-She did peak into the wallet in the beginning of the date while I was putting the money into the juke box. She asked how much money I had which is kinda crass. She was being a nosy little Korean shopaholic. She wanted me to put the tip money for the waitress on the table prior to even ordering our food which I found strange. She keep asking me what I wanted to do after our conversation, over and over. I informed her she had been dinning in restaurants long enough to know how it works. I told her when the waitress comes back with the condiments and utensils, I'll put the tip on the table under something, so the waitress will feel more comfortable about our presence.

So again YMMV

Here I am sitting and reading about Bmore Slim's dining experience and all I have is food stamps in my pocket. I have some fine K lady in-laws but they never invite me to dinner. My old K lady stopped cooking a while ago and does not seem to care if I starve. Shit, in the old days it was Old County Buffet every day. I am getting better with the fast food though but sometimes I have a problem eating in public because they keep changing the cooks. I will say that in all my eating out I have never found a dirty plate or silverware. Well there was that one tme when I found a private chef on CL and they had a white cook. Not too old or young but as I started to eat I got a wiff that maybe the cook had just finished a marathon and forgot to wash the vegies.
BS was that place you ate at a public or private club? If you could PM any more info I would appreciate it.

PS, great review....
Nah He

IMHO all mongers are hungry everywhere (RTTF). This will happen when the SO quits cooking and starves you until you are forced to eat fast food. Sometimes diet pills will lower the blood pressure making it difficult to eat but the blue ones can override that so you can exist for another day.

Peace

You guys are morons. Just write you went to a massage parlor. Not I had a dream or I went to a resturant. Do you think that leo is that stupid? You guys sound like such ass wipes.

[QUOTE=Nah He]Here I am sitting and reading about Bmore Slim's dining experience...
BS was that place you ate at a public or private club? If you could PM any more info I would appreciate it.
PS, great review....
Nah He[/QUOTE]

I see Bmore Slim did mention that his romantic dinner was held under the moonlit sky. There's only one Korean restaurant I know of that offers such amenity. And the moon rises from the west side, right?
Glad to hear BS' positive experience with the tasty taco. Last time I was at that restaurant, I was hoping for some fresh young clams, but instead was served a stale bearded mussel. I'm tempted now to go share my bread stick with Tiffany. Thanks for the review!

[QUOTE=Gettn Busy]You guys are morons. Just write you went to a massage parlor. Not I had a dream or I went to a resturant. Do you think that leo is that stupid? You guys sound like such ass wipes.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the input. I look forward to more quality posts from you in the future. We're having fun, and it's a good way to develop some trust amongst members. I now trust Nah He and Parkinsons because of their recent posts and they trust me due to this post and a pm follow up, so all is not lost. Maybe one day the members of the Pennsylvania boards will trust you with some info.

[QUOTE=Gettn Busy]You guys are morons. Just write you went to a massage parlor. Not I had a dream or I went to a restaurant. Do you think that leo is that stupid? You guys sound like such ass wipes.[/QUOTE]
Some of the fun of this forum is communicating with our fellow mongers. Yeah I could come right out and say that I did something illegal with Mary at 11PM in room #4 at the Slippery Palm and I liked her tattoo [see attached picture and her driver’s license] but that would be real stupid. Do I think that LE has the same magic decoder ring that I do, of course. These guys are just doing their jobs like everyone else who has a boss. My job is to make reading my posts a little more enjoyable. Are we morons? Don't think so. We have computer access and can type so that puts us higher up the IQ scale. Are we ass wipes, maybe but if you elect to do the 1hr massage the little lady will soap you up and get rid of all those little dangly bits.
Don't take yourself too seriously, kick back and read or don't but please don't criticize us guys who take the time and money to test that waters and then write about it in a form that gives us pleasure.

Nah He

[QUOTE=Bmore Slim]I needed some much deserved RnR from the loops, so I decided to stop by a place I visited in the past. When I walked into the restaurant, I met my host Tiffany. Umm, Tiffany looks familiar. Since it was .

So again YMMV[/QUOTE]Hey Slim,

Is that the place in Woodlawn?

[QUOTE=Billbelly]Hey Slim,

Is that the place in Woodlawn?[/QUOTE]


If you are speaking directly to him, wouldn't a PM be better?

After all if he intended to say where the spa was he would have put that in the original post, don't you think?

Has anyone been to KB in the last week or 2. I tried one day last week to set up an appt, but her phone was not receiving calls and emails have not been returned.

[QUOTE=Bplayful]Whoops, sorry, forgot the link:

[url]http://www.wix.com/modelzen/foxmassage[/url][/QUOTE]I know this girl. Says some asshole has been harassing her and tried to tell her fiancee or boyfriend (or whatever he is) and her friends about what she does. She's legit, but managing to get a time-slot with her is hard (she tries to wrap it all up before 6'ish).


[Because users like Woodlawn Mike have already been noted to harass the girl, I believe Bramabull makes a good point and I have removed the Facebook Link]

[QUOTE=Drobsdaman]I know this girl. Says some asshole has been harassing her and tried to tell her fiancee or boyfriend (or whatever he is) and her friends about what she does. She's legit, but managing to get a time-slot with her is hard (she tries to wrap it all up before 6'ish).

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She has reported she has a stalker and moved her webpage. It is longer at the url in the post.

I have seen her she is great, a little pricey by this board standards so if anyone is looking for budget service this is not the provider to see.

I highly recommend her but she will cost you.

Take care
BB