This Was The Straw That Broke the Camels back
I was right in my earlier post about leaving this shit. I gave this one last try and I was going to see Tiffany [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tiffany-live-back-in-effect/91617677[/URL] .
This chick is really nutty. I don't say that lightly. Steer clear of this woman. You could ask a simple question and she would begin rambling on about being a Jehovah's Witness and then converting to Catholicism. Then she went on about her family hunting Jack The Ripper (the guy from the 1800's) and that a Jack The Ripper cut her up. I couldn't tell if she was telling metaphors or if she was telling the truth. She would stumble when she talked and just kept rambling. Steer Clear.
Rubber for a titfuck? WTF?
After a couple of misses through out the day with other providers, I end up picking this chick: [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cynthia-thick-and-sweet-like-honey-que-esperas-llama-ya/91960669[/URL].
Who tells me 60 for the short. Cool. Looks good and all but I just felt that this was a terrible experience. I come over for the titfuck, things start out cool. She then whips out a rubber for the service. I'm like what the hell is that for? "oh you got to cum somewhere" Yea, that's why I chose your chest!
Made no sense as she tried to do it, the rubber would just come right off. Dry. No lube nothing except her trying to spit and missing. Never in my short time of doing this has someone put a rubber on for that kind of service. Once she saw that wasn't working she started jacking my shit like it was going out of sale. Finished, but left super disappointed. I could have stayed at home and done that myself. Shiiiitttttt.
Total wack sauce.
I may just quit this hobby and go back to the parlors in Chinatown or try out Flushing. At least there I know I'll get a good to great massage and 2 nuts for 80-100 bucks.
Warning from personal exp
Be careful of the ads from west bx. They are scams. Those give the donation to my security scams. I know some in the past have been legit but I recently almost got made. I was waiting on a certain floor but my spidey senses were tingling. Also a drunk dude was telling me in the hall way "you look for something your not going to get hahah". I left before the "guard showed up needless to say. Before I leave the building I hear someone yelling "hey yo! HEY YO! I love booty but I'm not about to risk it all just for a scooby snack. I'm just saying beware my fellow explorers. Thats twice west bx ads from BP have tried to get me.
