Massage Parlor Reports

After my BP adventure I decided to get a massage. I went to the place OLG is recommending and saw Nina. The girl he recommends was not working today. Nina gave a great massage and I was happy at the end, however if you are looking for lots of extras they are probably not available from her. She is a beautiful little almond and I had a great time so If you want a normal AMP experience PM me for details.

I wish I would have been able to remember Sooners phrase, it probably would have been helpful. I am thinking write it in my hand because unlike JTW I don't have anywhere to carry a business card once I hit the table. LOL.

[QUOTE=DragRacer;1912548]After my BP adventure I decided to get a massage. I went to the place OLG is recommending and saw Nina. The girl he recommends was not working today. Nina gave a great massage and I was happy at the end, however if you are looking for lots of extras they are probably not available from her. She is a beautiful little almond and I had a great time so If you want a normal AMP experience PM me for details.

I wish I would have been able to remember Sooners phrase, it probably would have been helpful. I am thinking write it in my hand because unlike JTW I don't have anywhere to carry a business card once I hit the table. LOL.[/QUOTE]Just balance it on the tip and she will read it as her face gets closer LOL.

[QUOTE=SoonerGuy;1909894]Ni hen piao liang.

Is Chinese for you are very beautiful. Try it and see what it gets you. LOL.

Now JTW you owe me again.[/QUOTE]Everyone needs to commit this to memory. I had the best time and it started as soon as I said this.

[QUOTE=SoonerGuy;1909894]Ni hen piao liang.

Is Chinese for you are very beautiful. Try it and see what it gets you. LOL.

Now JTW you owe me again.[/QUOTE]Wǒ xiǎng hé andǐ zuò'àI.

In Chinese it means "I want to have sex with you." Sometimes its useful in certain Spas. The ladies appreciate it when you speak in their language, or give it a try. LOL.

It 's not the easiest language to learn and I am no expert by any means. I Just like the little almonds so much I took upon myself to learn a little of their lingo.

Enjoy SG.

After all the good reviews I decided to try in out. The girl was gorgeous. She said her name was Alice (a prev post had said she was gone and would be back on the 30th) decent massage, standard flip (which is fine for first visit) . I know it's nothing new, but at least you'll know Alice is back.

[QUOTE=BaldAss;1913574]After all the good reviews I decided to try in out. The girl was gorgeous. She said her name was Alice (a prev post had said she was gone and would be back on the 30th) decent massage, standard flip (which is fine for first visit) . I know it's nothing new, but at least you'll know Alice is back.[/QUOTE]On my way. LOL.

[QUOTE=JimJohnson1976;1913204]Everyone needs to commit this to memory. I had the best time and it started as soon as I said this.[/QUOTE]Here is another one for you guys to learn.

Andǐ whyǒyou whyīgè piàoliang de pìgu.

Chinese for you have a pretty ass.

Now you know hot to say.

You are beautiful / you have a pretty ass / I want to have sex with you.

What more could a fellow need to know. LOL.

[QUOTE=KsMan;1913863]On my way. LOL.[/QUOTE]Some freindly advice if you go to JJ's East and get Alma as your massuses, I suggest not kissing her. The gentlemen that have seen her will no why I made that statemnt. LOL.

She is a excellant massuses, great attitude and provides a very wonderful and relaxed session. No complaints from this old guy.

[QUOTE=OldLocalGuy;1914300]Some freindly advice if you go to JJ's East and get Alma as your massuses, I suggest not kissing her. The gentlemen that have seen her will no why I made that statemnt. LOL.

She is a excellant massuses, great attitude and provides a very wonderful and relaxed session. No complaints from this old guy.[/QUOTE]I second that motion. Whew She can leave a man speechless.

[QUOTE=OldLocalGuy;1914300]Some freindly advice if you go to JJ's East and get Alma as your massuses, I suggest not kissing her. The gentlemen that have seen her will no why I made that statemnt. LOL.

She is a excellant massuses, great attitude and provides a very wonderful and relaxed session. No complaints from this old guy.[/QUOTE]You got that right, third time and just gets better and better, she was in an amazingly spontaneous mood today. Anyone experience alma and Alice..OMG. I think alma is game for it.

[QUOTE=KsMan;1914481]You got that right, third time and just gets better and better, she was in an amazingly spontaneous mood today. Anyone experience alma and Alice..OMG. I think alma is game for it.[/QUOTE]I have, it was out of this world.

But, its not for the faint of heart.

Use some of my Chinese speaking lessons and see what it gets you. LOL.

I call her Amen...LOL You brothers know why! Amen by brothers.

[QUOTE=TinMan1183;1915249]I call her Amen...LOL You brothers know why! Amen by brothers.[/QUOTE]Is Alma the one who walks / kneels on your back until your spine cracks?

[QUOTE=OldLocalGuy;1914300]Some freindly advice if you go to JJ's East and get Alma as your massuses, I suggest not kissing her. The gentlemen that have seen her will no why I made that statemnt. LOL.

She is a excellant massuses, great attitude and provides a very wonderful and relaxed session. No complaints from this old guy.[/QUOTE]OLG is VERY correct on Alma... Sadly she said she will be gone in 2 weeks. Love her way of prefacing the flip (although I didn't let her surprise me quite as others have mentioned).

[QUOTE=Alliterationz;1916390]Is Alma the one who walks / kneels on your back until your spine cracks?[/QUOTE]No I think that was Tina. She is out right now with a broken wrist.

[QUOTE=OldLocalGuy;1914300]Some freindly advice if you go to JJ's East and get Alma as your massuses, I suggest not kissing her. The gentlemen that have seen her will no why I made that statemnt. LOL.

She is a excellant massuses, great attitude and provides a very wonderful and relaxed session. No complaints from this old guy.[/QUOTE]OLG, I cannot get that picture out of my mind. I did indeed kiss her so I just hope to hell that my visit was prior to yours. No offense old buddy. LOL.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;1917061]OLG, I cannot get that picture out of my mind. I did indeed kiss her so I just hope to hell that my visit was prior to yours. No offense old buddy. LOL.[/QUOTE]Johnny...are you saying your a kiss ass? LOL...sorry bro, couldn't resist LOL.

[QUOTE=TinMan1183;1917418]Johnny...are you saying your a kiss ass? LOL...sorry bro, couldn't resist LOL.[/QUOTE]No I am saying I hope to hell I am NOT a kiss ass LOL OMG the pic in my mind. LOL.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;1917829]No I am saying I hope to hell I am NOT a kiss ass LOL OMG the pic in my mind. LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL, leaves kind of a shitty taste in your mouth just thinking about it, haha!

[QUOTE=TinMan1183;1918482]LOL, leaves kind of a shitty taste in your mouth just thinking about it, haha![/QUOTE]More than you can imagine LOL.

[QUOTE=TinMan1183;1918482]LOL, leaves kind of a shitty taste in your mouth [/QUOTE]Oh hell. I thought it was just the cigarettes!

Where is JJ's east? I'm from out of town so I tried to read the forum to find out the best place to go, but Rubmaps only shows one JJ's.

[QUOTE=UrdoinitRong;1919296]Where is JJ's east? I'm from out of town so I tried to read the forum to find out the best place to go, but Rubmaps only shows one JJ's.[/QUOTE]5002 E Central.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;1919992]5002 E Central.[/QUOTE]Found it! Alice was fun.

[QUOTE=UrdoinitRong;1920296]Found it! Alice was fun.[/QUOTE]She is getting picky about her "tip". I've always tipped well but last visit she was demanding.

[QUOTE=KsMan;1920399]She is getting picky about her "tip". I've always tipped well but last visit she was demanding.[/QUOTE]There is a cure for that. There are so many good providers out there, there is absolutely no reason to EVER tolerate attitude.

Will be visiting Wichita this week ... Could someone either post or pm customary tips for AMPs in the Wichita area? Thanks!

[QUOTE=Inglewood;1920893]Will be visiting Wichita this week ... Could someone either post or pm customary tips for AMPs in the Wichita area? Thanks![/QUOTE]PM sent bro.

[QUOTE=OldLocalGuy;1857282]This one is the best of the best IMHO.[/QUOTE]You've met with this asian? She is absolutely gorgeous! Can you PM details? I'd fly to wherever she is…in response to post # 615

[QUOTE=Sc100;1921279]You've met with this asian? She is absolutely gorgeous! Can you PM details? I'd fly to wherever she is…in response to post # 615[/QUOTE]Post # 618 LOL.

Who gives the best massage in Wichita? Do not care about extras.

[QUOTE=IronHorse;1921833]Who gives the best massage in Wichita? Do not care about extras.[/QUOTE]If you want an honest pro massage, look up Jenn on and. Seneca, she's my #1 pick outside of a full priced spa like massage envy.

Herweb site [URL]http://www.spiritouchmassagetherapy.com/services.html[/URL].

[QUOTE=KsMan;1922295]If you want an honest pro massage, look up Jenn on and. Seneca, she's my #1 pick outside of a full priced spa like massage envy.

Herweb site [URL]http://www.spiritouchmassagetherapy.com/services.html[/URL].[/QUOTE] Good call KsMan. I second the Jenn recommendation. Not trying to toot my own horn but I have been getting professional massages for over 10 years and she is one of the best therapists I have ever had work on me.

[QUOTE=Ictpssylvr;1922814]Good call KsMan. I second the Jenn recommendation. Not trying to toot my own horn but I have been getting professional massages for over 10 years and she is one of the best therapists I have ever had work on me.[/QUOTE]I agree 100% , She gives a great massage.

[QUOTE=KsMan;1922295]If you want an honest pro massage, look up Jenn on and. Seneca, she's my #1 pick outside of a full priced spa like massage envy.

Herweb site [URL]http://www.spiritouchmassagetherapy.com/services.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]Jenn is my goto for lomi-lomi, its beyond words!

[QUOTE=UrdoinitRong;1920296]Found it! Alice was fun.[/QUOTE]Alice?? HAve you tried the other girl? I forgot her dang name. Looks in her early 30's, fake contacts lenses, bad teeth but a nice set of fake boobs.

[QUOTE=Jayhawkerict;1924742]Alice?? HAve you tried the other girl? I forgot her dang name. Looks in her early 30's, fake contacts lenses, bad teeth but a nice set of fake boobs.[/QUOTE]Name is Ahma and she won't be here much longer. Sigh.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;1924815]Name is Ahma and she won't be here much longer. Sigh.[/QUOTE]She told me she was leaving. She gets a Jayhawker A+.

[QUOTE=Jayhawkerict;1927857]She told me she was leaving. She gets a Jayhawker A+.[/QUOTE]Did you guys notice the new tattoo's on both her ASS cheeks?

Was in ICT Thursday evening and couldn't get free until almost 9:00 PM. I checked preferred locations along Central but no one was open. I noticed Shanghai as I was leaving the area. Light was on so I stopped in. Nice vigorous massage and longer than the time paid for, but it ended with no flip. YMMV.