Funny thing happened on the way to the forum
I had a little time to burn around 3:00 pm this Tuesday afternoon and thought I'd see what there is to see on the Fax. So on my very first run east on Colfax, between Valentia and Verbena were two big black guys wrestling upright on the sidewalk. I didn't know if they were fvcking around or what, but they pushed each other so far into the street to where I had to stop or I'd be running them over. They then wrestled their way back onto the sidewalk and I passed still wondering what was going on. As I passed, a crowd from the streets and motels were gathering and looking all concerned about this too. To me they were just wrestling, no swinging from what I'd saw. I went down a few blocks and my curiosity turned me around to go back and get a better look. I made it back around and pulled into the Sinclair station and up to a pump like I was going to buy gas. I had a great view of across the street where the wrestlers were, but they were gone.
There's always something to look at in this area so I sat a minute at the pump to check out a group of talent across the street. I saw a little gal I have an infatuation for in the group and was watching her. Then the group started moving and a different gal, turns out one I picked up a few weeks ago, started to cross the street and walk towards the Sinclair. When I picked her up a few weeks ago I was in a different vehicle and she was so out of it I ended up just dropping her back off, she didn't even complain, amazing. Anyway, she was crossing the street towards the Sinclair and some of the group followed behind her.
She got real close to me and all of a sudden made a dash and jumped into the passenger seat and said "take off, they're going to beat me, just get out of here". I'm like, "Hey, ah, get out of my car". She was now visually upset and says "just go, now". The group that was following her then surrounded my car and were saying, "Get out of that man's car, don't leave with her. Get out, blah, blah, blah". Then the little girl of my infatuation had her hands on the front of my vehicle like she was going to hold my car back from moving. What an up close look I got of this little gal, she is such a pretty girl. Anyway, The upset girl in my car said "go or call 911, something". I then made an attempt to call 911 on my stupid phone. It sucks trying to back out of the phone's pages and find the phone app and, well, it was easier just to drive out of there. I think they seen me fvcking with my phone like I was calling someone and they all backed off and I drove out of there.
Now, the upset gal is worried they were going to follow her in a car, carrying on about how she didn't kick some old lady's ass who had a taser, but then she just wanted to be dropped off at the liquor store by the Niagara motel. We arrive and I stopped around the corner. She didn't seem to want to get out right away. My first thought was "My pepper spray is in the other vehicle, dang". Then she pulled a pair of jeans from her backpack and started to slip them on her legs. The big T-shirt she was wearing was covering her lap, but when she went to stretch up off the seat to pull her jeans up over her ass, I could see a nice fuzzy Bush. Apparently, that big T-shirt was all she was wearing when she crossed the street. I could then smell a nice, light fragrance of pvssy. I said to her "That's a nice fuzzy pvssy you have there" and she immediately replied "You have any money? Well, as any guy out here knows you don't want a gal that's pvssed off, crying, upset, totally drunk or as she demonstrated, has a crackling taser with her, I politely declined. Really, she should have offered a freebie for what I did for her.
Any moral of this story? I'm not sure, always keep your doors locked, expect the unexpected, get more pepper spray. That's it, end of story, no pictures of Tiny or nothing. Just a funny thing that happened on the way to the forum.
Good advice and lessons here
It's important to know what you sign up for when you play in this league. You've got to add the "amortized" cost of some percentage of these losses to figure your average cost per encounter. All of the things below have happened either to me or someone I know. You can minimize the risks, but should know that they're still there. And a moment's distractions can come with some cost. Of course there's always the alternative of choosing well-recommended escorts, paying 5 x more and knowing that there are a lot less variables and risk.
Some cities have done a good job of setting the expectation that the money gets paid AFTER the event. This requires discipline from all of us, or it won't work. (AND it requires not ripping them off by not paying when they're done, even if the service was sub-par.) That would help all of us, but it requires thinking with the big head, and exerting some discipline over the little one, being willing to pass on someone who's adamant, knowing that there're more "fish in the sea. " Not bloody likely, but a good goal. Also, I've found that those gals who're willing to accept me showing them the money and paying afterward (using using the possibility of a tip as enticement) have a better attitude and I enjoy the experience better. YMWillV.
Just $. 02.
HH, SS,
-SH.
[QUOTE=SchMighty;3065862]Yes, this has happened numerous times. It's part of the game. One has to be wary of anyone new they run across. Funny it happened to you in her motel room, you'll have to provide more detail. Usually, they fiddle fvck around like that in the car. I usually don't like to drive to "their favorite" spot because they can run and hide in their hood after paying up front. I usually try to go where they would have a long walk if they made a dash for it.
Don't beat her or yourself up about it, it's only a small amount. I've lost many small amounts like that. I've had gals pick my pants pocket a couple times while distracting me with their oral skills. The first time I lost my LV wallet never to be seen again, the second time the gal just took the money out and dumped the wallet between the car seats. I noticed it missing right when she got out and confronted her as she was walking away and she said it was "between the seats", all the money was gone, everything else still there. What can you do, beat them up, run them over? It's not worth it. Then I learned to hide my wallet. One time I went to hide it after pulling money out and she seen where I stashed it behind the passenger seat in the map / newspaper pocket. During the "distraction" I felt the need to check where my wallet was stashed and ran across an arm back there, continued to feel down the arm to a hand and down the hand to my wallet. I twisted my wallet from her fingers, obviously that sort of killed the moment for both of us. She was one of the Uinta girls, that's why I'm never too excited to pick them up. Now I just pull out enough money that I'm willing to spend, like a couple twenties in my shirt pocket and smaller change in my pants pocket. That way I can sort of pull out what is needed from different pockets and not show all my cards. I learned a long time ago "hookers are not change machines", like the bus, always have correct change.
As for motel rooms, I don't really like them. If I do go I ask if anyone else is going to be there because if see anyone, I'm turning around and getting out. Then I check all the closets, bathroom etc for anyone. I've been to rooms where someone knocks on the door and the stupid b!tches lets them in, boyfriend come in and I'm already paid up and then she asks me to leave, I've had knives pulled on me cause some crack head guy thought we were smoking crack in the bathroom and he wanted some. In my early days, I've let gals get out to run in and get something in a motel room after I paid them, never to be seen again. Many times, I've had gals hold me hostage in my own vehicle when the b!tches demanded more money or they weren't going to get out. They demand more money cause we couldn't strike a deal and they felt their time was valuable or services rendered were up-charged. After way too many of those I learned to carry a can of pepper spray in a handy location in my vehicle. One gal demanded more money or she wouldn't get out and I pulled out the pepper spray and pointed it at her, she looked and said "Oh, now you're going to pepper spray me, hmmm?" and then she directly proceeded to opened the door and get the fvck out (another Uinta girl). Didn't even have to use it, the best thirty bucks I ever spent. I wish I had it in my second vehicle yesterday if you read my story (another Uinta girl). You have to always remind yourself that those are desperate people out here and that will take your shit without a conscious. On that happy note, take care.[/QUOTE]
