Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mandruas]Thank you so much for the information. I don't find Royalty in my Yellow Pages, but I'm sure that one of your other suggestions will bear fruit. Or you could have just told me where the f_ck it is.

:-)

M[/QUOTE]


Old Proverb

"Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime."


The Improved Version

"Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you will not have to listen to his incessant whining about how hungry he is."



Bench

Dude,

These guys are not very friendly to newbies. Here you go.

1035 Ingleside Ave

PH #443-612-9990

Enjoy

Look what 2 minutes, 45 seconds of searching gets you:
[url]http://www.zwire.com/da/DASnapshot.cfm?brd=2752&displayadid=2132274[/url]:p

[i]"Give a man a fish, and he's fed for a day, teach him how to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day."[/i]

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Look what 2 minutes, 45 seconds of searching gets you:
[url]http://www.zwire.com/da/DASnapshot.cfm?brd=2752&displayadid=2132274[/url]:p

[i]"Give a man a fish, and he's fed for a day, teach him how to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day."[/i][/QUOTE]

Nicely done KJ. Don't go anywhere yet though - the newbie may need you to dial the number for him too. :)


[size=-2]2 minutes and 45 seconds? For Real? That's got to be a new standard for newbie laziness... and if it isn't, it's close. I heard Ruthie was out yesterday morning. Now that's 2 minutes and 45 seconds I'm proud to admit to - oh wait, that's something else entirely. Now watch him ask where to find Ruthie. Dear Lord, What have I done?[/size]



[i]"Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you can sell him fishing equipment."[/i]

[QUOTE=Herbie Versmel]Dude,

These guys are not very friendly to newbies.[/QUOTE]


Dude?? He's a cowboy? ;)

We are very friendly to newbies who are not lazy and contribute.

Who's Ruthie? ;)


Larry!

[QUOTE=Herbie Versmel]
These guys are not very friendly to newbies. Here you go.
1035 Ingleside Ave
PH #443-612-9990
Enjoy[/QUOTE]Thank you.

And to the others, so long and thanks for all the fish!

:-)

M

I just contributed

I remember going to see Diana (Diane) at Royalty a few years back and when she was young & ripe at Absolute (I miss that place). I stopped by Royalty a few months ago and there is Diana looking rough and passed on her. I kinda feel sorry for the girls who have been doing this for so many years. Wouldn't they try and get a real job and maybe do massage on the side for extra $$$.

[QUOTE=Herbie Versmel]Dude, These guys are not very friendly to newbies. [/QUOTE]
The way a new member conducts himself on the board will affect how well he is accepted and whether other members feel comfortable enough to provide him confidential information (via PM) not otherwise posted on the public board.

The most common mistake new members make is NOT doing their homework first. Some make the mistake by starting off asking a bunch of questions or otherwise being a pain-in-the-ass without first and most importantly reading the Forum, contributing useful information, and establishing your credibility. You will NOT be appreciated if you make this mistake.

Just some friendly adivice, BBB

[QUOTE=Herbie Versmel]These guys are not very friendly to newbies. Here you go.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Bad Bad Boy]The way a new member conducts himself on the board will affect how well he is accepted and whether other members feel comfortable enough to provide him confidential information (via PM) not otherwise posted on the public board.

The most common mistake new members make is NOT doing their homework first. Some make the mistake by starting off asking a bunch of questions or otherwise being a pain-in-the-ass without first and most importantly reading the Forum, contributing useful information, and establishing your credibility. You will NOT be appreciated if you make this mistake.

Just some friendly adivice, BBB[/QUOTE]BBB,

Nicely said.

Herbie,

You'd do well to at least read enough of the forum to realize how friendly this last exchange actually was. And the truth of the matter is that although you're right that you're providing the newbie the immediate information that he wants, you're not teaching him how to fend for himself - and those skills, when developed are invaluable to anyone who actually takes this sport seriously. In case you haven't noticed, we take this sport *very* seriously. I'm not sure that anyone would be willing to say the same about you.



Benchseats Rock

The beatings will continue until morale improves around here.

I'm off to Hizark-Land in 3 days:)

Saw LuLu a week or so ago. Called first and was told to come over. Typical $70 fee, no shower offered. Good massage, limited English, nice looking, somewhere in her 30s. Hands not allowed to wander at first. Pleasant options were avail. Not bad but not the greatest, either.

Be aware. The location is on the 2nd floor of a converted house. First floor is a hair salon. It was weird walking past the window of the hair place and having the woman in there seeing you.

I have been to several AMP, and alot of them are in the same tiny strip mall as a nail salon or hiar salon run by asians. Some are even upstairs / downstairs set-ups.

Do you think there is any chance bothe the AMP or nail, hair salon is financed by the same people, or just a coincidence?

Please post your thought I have always been curious.

Sarge out

Thanks to the board for the heads up on this new talent @ Kyoto. What a fun all inclusive ride, except for FS, which I did not pursue. Very pretty, about 30, petite with nice b's. Perfect skin and a great massge as well.

Thanks again all.

Be safe!

Paul

[QUOTE=The Sarge]I have been to several AMP, and alot of them are in the same tiny strip mall as a nail salon or hiar salon run by asians. Some are even upstairs / downstairs set-ups.

Do you think there is any chance bothe the AMP or nail, hair salon is financed by the same people, or just a coincidence?

Please post your thought I have always been curious.

Sarge out[/QUOTE]Dude

Think of all the eyes in all the other establishments in the strip mall. If the bacon rolls up en masse the spa can be warned as early as someone sees what's going to happen. Protection is a big thing with the asian community. They stick together like pack animals. Mess with one and you mess with them all. A call gets made, a tune comes on the radio, etc. The "goods" get put away or simply hidden for the time, until the danger has passed.

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=Search714]Thanks to the board for the heads up on this new talent @ Kyoto. What a fun all inclusive ride, except for FS, which I did not pursue. Very pretty, about 30, petite with nice b's. Perfect skin and a great massge as well.

Thanks again all.

Be safe!

Paul[/QUOTE]


I'm a little confused... how is a session all inclusive if you don't get FS?
Maybe you meant to say something else?




Bench

[QUOTE=The Sarge]I have been to several AMP, and alot of them are in the same tiny strip mall as a nail salon or hiar salon run by asians. Some are even upstairs / downstairs set-ups.

Do you think there is any chance bothe the AMP or nail, hair salon is financed by the same people, or just a coincidence?

Please post your thought I have always been curious.

Sarge out[/QUOTE]


We've had debates about this before.

I know what the story is but I am NOT going to get into another series of debates about these. Yes, they are mostly Korean and there is a connection between these businesses. Most Korean owned business like those are 'financed' by the same group of people and they don;t attend your church BTW. :)



Larry!

I noticed early on that being a newbie required an effort on the "newbies" part. All the information you need is contained within this forum. If you spend time and search for information you will find it. When I first joined, I was tempted to simply ask the Where can I go question. However, I spent a couple of hours viewing the posts and even researching in the 2006 and 2005 posts. I joined other review sites (that were found through this site). I now I have been able to visit some of the establishments and had a wonderful time. One of my favorite establishments is not even mentioned by anyone on this site. I found it via yahoo maps and the yello book. I chose it due to its proximity to my location. Anyway we are all interested in sharing information but not at the cost of losing an AMP to the LE. Hopefully, you won't leave and will try to just do the research and eventually become an integral part of this message board, giving all of us knowledge of you experiences.

Thanks,

WhipR2

Could be, I suppose. My experience gives me the impression that they run in different circles. The AMP girls and owners are a tight nit circle and are normally not respected by the average Koreans.
just my 2 cents

[QUOTE=The Sarge]I have been to several AMP, and alot of them are in the same tiny strip mall as a nail salon or hiar salon run by asians. Some are even upstairs / downstairs set-ups.

Do you think there is any chance bothe the AMP or nail, hair salon is financed by the same people, or just a coincidence?

Please post your thought I have always been curious.

Sarge out[/QUOTE]

I agree with Bench... What is all inclusive to a new poster(w/o FS)? TS/Sauna/massage? We appreciate the thanks and you done your RTFF, now you are expected to give back a little knowledge. Then your training will be complete and you will become a Jedi Mongerer!



[QUOTE=Search714]Thanks to the board for the heads up on this new talent @ Kyoto. What a fun all inclusive ride, except for FS, which I did not pursue. Very pretty, about 30, petite with nice b's. Perfect skin and a great massge as well.

Thanks again all.

Be safe!

Paul[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DrummerBoy]I agree with Bench... What is all inclusive to a new poster(w/o FS)? TS/Sauna/massage? We appreciate the thanks and you done your RTFF, now you are expected to give back a little knowledge. Then your training will be complete and you will become a Jedi Mongerer![/QUOTE]Yes, you are all correct, please allow me to retort! It was not all inclusive, however all bases were covered except for FS. I stand corrected. Thanks for your kind guidance. I will continue to work hard at this hobby!

Paul

[QUOTE=Larry 56]We've had debates about this before.

Most Korean owned business like those are 'financed' by the same group of people and they don;t attend your church BTW. :)

Larry![/QUOTE]I have also heard that. Pretty much any business that opens up has an alternative way of financing other than the USA baninking system.

Sarge Out

[QUOTE=The Sarge]I have also heard that. Pretty much any business that opens up has an alternative way of financing other than the USA baninking system.

Sarge Out[/QUOTE]


You missed my point.


Larry!

[QUOTE=Larry 56]You missed my point.

Larry![/QUOTE]I am a donkey, I think we mean the same thing. I just didn't explain myself. I meant I have heard that even stores like a Chineese take-out. Are "Financed" thru a local group of asians sort of like the Sorpranos.

It turned out that Royalty's not an AMP and since I'm not into B/W hoes, I beat a hasty retreat. I mean, what kind of monger do you think I am? (don't answer that :-)

Seriously, Korean providers will do anything to get ahead, while American talent will do anything to score more dope;
and I'm much more comfortable with the former motivation than the latter.

Besides I like the golden skin, and the cute little pug noses!

:-)

M

Hey guys, long time lurker finally posting some of his experiences. Had trouble spot on my back that needed to be rubbed out. Paid the usual door fee and met with Sunny. She was 6 on looks and body, but really friendly. Gave me a pre-rub till the TS was available. After a very thorough cleaning, she provided a very good rub down too loosen the knot in the back as well as the front. All in all I will definitely seek the services of Sunny again. Thanks for everything guys, it definitely helps to RTFF.

Double L

[QUOTE=The Sarge]I am a donkey, I think we mean the same thing. I just didn't explain myself. I meant I have heard that even stores like a Chineese take-out. Are "Financed" thru a local group of asians sort of like the Sorpranos.[/QUOTE]


Yes, that is how the Koreans do it. They have "associations".



Larry!

Fellow mongers. Any of you have some 411 intel on this fine looking blondie.

[url]http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-suzy10-suzy1.htm[/url]

I always like a review if I can help it before I schedule.

I have emailed her and everything seems on the menu, but have not found any reviews of her on any of the review sites.

Any intel would be much appreciated.

Be safe out there. And don't foget to change the bong water.

Hawk

I've gone to Kyoto twice in the last few weeks so I figured I'the offer up my feedback. The first trip was so-so. Happy was the name of the girl who "worked" on me. She wasn't too bad. I would say 32 y. O. Decent body, probably a 6-7 as far as AMP girls. She had a good attitude and was pretty pleasent. Unfortunately within my first ten minutes I heard the doorbell ring twice. I knew that meant the hour long session I just paid for was going to be short. I was correct. We had a quick TS, a 15 minute massage, flip and tug. However, she did let me "booby-do" her which I thought was pretty cool. All in all the experience cost me 1. 5. Not a very worthwhile experience.

Than I got the urge again, and I really wanted to get Channele (she wasn't available the first time I was there). She is worth the wait. Absolutely amazing. She is a solid 9 for sure (ML 3 years ago or so had the perfect 10 by my standards, but that's another story). Anyway, Channele was a knock-out. She did everything I wanted with much prompting. A little a-hole play a bit of BBBJ. We provided mutual oral for a while and she really seemed to get off on it. Eventually she made the move down and FS was on. Again, she really seemed into it. When I switched to doggy she screamed incredibly loud. Anyone in the place had to hear her. Finally I finished and she actually just laid with me for a while and talked (tried to talk/language barrier). Than something weird happened. She said she was going on vacation starting sept. 7 and would be good for a few weeks. She asked me for my phone # because she wanted to see me again. I really couldn't figure out if she meant at Kyoto again, a new MP, or an incall or something. I gave her my number (probably foolish). But she was amazing. It was the closest thing to a GFE in my 30 or so visits to an AMP. This girl was perfect. A girl you could really take home to meet Mom

So that's my stories. If you want to see Channele, make an appointment this week, she's gone soon for who knows how long.

Has anyone else ever given their # to a AMP girl? Or am I the first dumbass?

[QUOTE=Mizzle]Has anyone else ever given their # to a AMP girl? Or am I the first dumbass?[/QUOTE]If you call for appointments they already HAVE your number on file, but to answer your question, I've exchanged private numbers AND email addys with several providers with whom I'd had GFEs when they told me that they were going to leave, but I wouldn't advise you to sit next to the phone holding your breath.

:-)

M

I took 1 for the team. I went to 21 a few days ago. Lets start with the good.

Nicole. Was drop dead sexy. 10 out of 10. With really good english. She was 5-7 120 lbs long curly hair small but perky be cups with great nipples.

Now for the bad, I assured her I had been there before and I wanted the works so I dropped the works tip on the table before anything happened and she saw it. Even asked if it was all for her. Wow I was ready to go beautiful girl.

She spent about 5 min on the back went to the flip and was pretty much just a HR. WTF. I knew there was a reason I didn't come here.

Now here is the dilemia. FEHC is open again. They have been giving me top notch 100% Satisfied service. But the talent there is between 5-7 depending on your taste. The talent at 21 was easily 9-10.

So what do I prefer so- so service with a SUPER HOTTIE. Or Top notch service with an ok typical asian MILF?

The descion is yours. But no more 21 for me.

Later fellas.

[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md]Fellow mongers. Any of you have some 411 intel on this fine looking blondie.

[url]http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-suzy10-suzy1.htm[/url]

I always like a review if I can help it before I schedule.

I have emailed her and everything seems on the menu, but have not found any reviews of her on any of the review sites.

Any intel would be much appreciated.

Be safe out there. And don't foget to change the bong water.

Hawk[/QUOTE]If you look in general reports there is a report in there.

Hey dude, where was this place?



[QUOTE=Lick Longley]Hey guys, long time lurker finally posting some of his experiences. Had trouble spot on my back that needed to be rubbed out. Paid the usual door fee and met with Sunny. She was 6 on looks and body, but really friendly. Gave me a pre-rub till the TS was available. After a very thorough cleaning, she provided a very good rub down too loosen the knot in the back as well as the front. All in all I will definitely seek the services of Sunny again. Thanks for everything guys, it definitely helps to RTFF.

Double L[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Sarge]I took 1 for the team. I went to 21 a few days ago. Lets start with the good.

Nicole. Was drop dead sexy. 10 out of 10. With really good english. She was 5-7 120 lbs long curly hair small but perky be cups with great nipples.

Now for the bad, I assured her I had been there before and I wanted the works so I dropped the works tip on the table before anything happened and she saw it. Even asked if it was all for her. Wow I was ready to go beautiful girl.

She spent about 5 min on the back went to the flip and was pretty much just a HR. WTF. I knew there was a reason I didn't come here.

Now here is the dilemia. FEHC is open again. They have been giving me top notch 100% Satisfied service. But the talent there is between 5-7 depending on your taste. The talent at 21 was easily 9-10.

So what do I prefer so- so service with a SUPER HOTTIE. Or Top notch service with an ok typical asian MILF?

The descion is yours. But no more 21 for me.

Later fellas.[/QUOTE]


In situations like this, you need to tell Mamasan. They know 'the game' as well as any of us. They won't change their service unless we complain. Mamasan doesn't always know what is really going on with the providers. You are not going to get a refund but they need people like us to satisfy their employers.


Larry!

Hello, I'm really new here, I was wondering if there were any FS parlors in the towson area.

Dateline Baltimore:

Despite repeated suggestions that new folks read the forum and contribute appropriate reports before asking questions it appears that Newbies,AKA Noobs, AKA Flamethrower Bait seem unable, ( poorly educated? ) or unwilling ( Lazy, Spoiled ? ) to read and not ask really dumb single sentance question like " Are there any full service massage parlors in Towson " .

As the only appropriate response to this is of course not Officer I will comment no further as I will be too busy rolling on the floor laughing my ass off at the shitstorm that is about to be unleashed by Senior Members .

I will be Hiding in my flame proof bunker if anyone needs me.

I went to see Suzy who runs ads via Craiglist/BCP. I went for a 30 minutes session and had a good time. Specs. She is 40ish, great body, very healthy enhanced the's. Not a bad job. Though prefer real ones, nice incall in basement and very clean, light massage followed by just about all acronyms except for FS. (I think it is on the menu but I did not pursue) Summary conclusion. I will recommend and repeat.

[QUOTE=Larry 56]In situations like this, you need to tell Mamasan. They know 'the game' as well as any of us. They won't change their service unless we complain. Mamasan doesn't always know what is really going on with the providers. You are not going to get a refund but they need people like us to satisfy their employers.


Larry![/QUOTE]

Hey Larry, I stopped going to 21 (aka Rainbow) a year or two ago because all I got were 2 really good HJs. I think that is all that's on the menu nowadays. The last time I paid the 70 house fee and gave a 5-jackson donation for her skills. The girl took it and gave me the 2 HJs.

Now, way back in the day, FS was a given.

If I'm wrong, either PM me with the details or post for all to see.

Van

[QUOTE=VanDriver]Hey Larry, I stopped going to 21 (aka Rainbow) a year or two ago because all I got were 2 really good HJs. I think that is all that's on the menu nowadays. The last time I paid the 70 house fee and gave a 5-jackson donation for her skills. The girl took it and gave me the 2 HJs.

Now, way back in the day, FS was a given.

If I'm wrong, either PM me with the details or post for all to see.

Van[/QUOTE]


I have no idea what the current situation is but do complain otherwise they won't EVER change.

AMPs depend on regular business and the providers move around. If you leave unstaified, they'll never know about the provider. They may do nothing so then you tell them that you won't return. If enough customers deliver that message, they'll soon be out of work. Reporting here helps as well. Even if it is repeated over and over, fellow mongers!





Larry!

Gentlemongers,

Since it had been awhile since anyone posted about TBC in Towson, and I wanted something different from my usual Chinese Fare, I decided to pay them a visit. Called for an appointment and was invited to just walk in.

The place was clean, and seemed professional enough. They advertised Raiki and Swedish treatments, so I was a bit skeptical. I was quickly ushered in, found the whole staff lined up to meet me, and was asked to pick a girl. (usually a good sign) I selected a middle-aged blond woman who proceded to escort me to a nice room complete with heater for hot stone massage and professional massage table. I was then asked if I knew the prices.

I quoted $110/hour massage and 5 Jack Tip. She smiled, accepted the tip, and proceded to disrobe. Massage was fair, call it a 6/10. Upon the flip she proceded to perform HJ. Feining confusion I began to inquire about other services. BJ was an additional Ben, with FS being a further Ben!

I decided not to upgrade as one can get far better services for inviting two Bens to the part elsewhere. HJ was somewhat rushed. Very dissapointing for the donation. Will not repeat.

Overall:
Services Overpriced (Double Standard for an MP)
Massage: 6
HJ: 5

Good Hunting, and be Safe,

NH