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[QUOTE=Michael Icq]I tip $20 per session. Let me know if thats alright or too much. From the above post, I suspect it is just right.[/QUOTE]

I usually tip $20 also.

One of the definitions of nursing is "Doing for the patient what they would do for themselves, if they could" I can't massage my entire body, and I can't blow myself, and I can't fuck myself (though several exes have encouraged me to try) but I can yank my own crank.

Maybe I'm just cheap, but why in the WORLD would anyone pay for HR. If all I wanted was a massage and a wristy, I'd pay for the massage. Period.

I don't see how any of them stay in business only doing HR. You'd think the customers would demand more and 'vote with their dollars' by taking them elsewhere if they didn't get it. Unless all these guys have, like, real short arms.

Color me mystified.

I used to tip good then, .4 or .5 but i think i wont come back there.

I have a sliding scale that I use.
I have tipped as little as nothing, that was Sarah, Jenny's sister.
My scale generally has to do with how much fun I have. For instance if the lady won't allow mutual gropping during the finish but the finish itself was unrushed I will tip between $10-15. If I have access to the top, or there is good teasing with some starting and stopping I go $15-20. All access, or extra fun such as Diana's russian influence, or Jenny's ball/bottom work will garner a higher tip. The most I have ever tipped was $40, but that was for a particular fun time, all within the rules, but a very satisfiying time.

Does anyone know what happend 2 her? She got a super nice boob job and that left the fine ERS soon after.

Info would be much appreciated.

Also, had a nice session with Suzette a few months ago. Not the best bod, but good attitude. Mutual touching allowed and the finish is an 8 with a short visit to Russia.

99.9% of the time I leave something, $20 is my usual, $40 if the girl makes me feel like she is there just for me.

I have been going there for at least 15 years. Not sure that I ever tipped, and never really left feeling that anyone was disappointed. I've had awesome sessions (DATY, fake hummer), and I've had decent sessions, and everything in between. I think that ERS is a treasure, and every town should have one.

Am I just cheap?

Stk

[QUOTE=Pna]One of the definitions of nursing is "Doing for the patient what they would do for themselves, if they could" I can't massage my entire body, and I can't blow myself, and I can't fuck myself (though several exes have encouraged me to try) but I can yank my own crank.

Maybe I'm just cheap, but why in the WORLD would anyone pay for HR. If all I wanted was a massage and a wristy, I'd pay for the massage. Period.

I don't see how any of them stay in business only doing HR. You'd think the customers would demand more and 'vote with their dollars' by taking them elsewhere if they didn't get it. Unless all these guys have, like, real short arms.

Color me mystified.[/QUOTE]Well. You ARE cheap, but, judging by your previous posts, you have had no problem paying for a massage w/release, plus a tip.

Both places in Belvidere have been around for at least the 25 years I've been going there, so they must be doing something right. I like the fact that all of the girls speak english, and don't appear to be forced to be working there against their will. Anyways. All your going to find for the $125-150 you spend in Belvidere elsewhere is a Craigslist crack ho, at best, . You can have them.

[QUOTE=Pna]One of the definitions of nursing is "Doing for the patient what they would do for themselves, if they could" I can't massage my entire body, and I can't blow myself, and I can't fuck myself (though several exes have encouraged me to try) but I can yank my own crank.

Maybe I'm just cheap, but why in the WORLD would anyone pay for HR. If all I wanted was a massage and a wristy, I'd pay for the massage. Period.

I don't see how any of them stay in business only doing HR. You'd think the customers would demand more and 'vote with their dollars' by taking them elsewhere if they didn't get it. Unless all these guys have, like, real short arms.

Color me mystified.[/QUOTE]I agree, for what they charge you can get a BJ at the lingerie shops in rockford, its just up the street.

Tried Diana at the ERS. Very erotic time in the pool and the room. Usual finish. Not my body type..larger at the bottom.

[QUOTE=Rub Me Right]Well. You ARE cheap, but, judging by your previous posts, you have had no problem paying for a massage w/release, plus a tip.

Both places in Belvidere have been around for at least the 25 years I've been going there, so they must be doing something right. I like the fact that all of the girls speak english, and don't appear to be forced to be working there against their will. Anyways. All your going to find for the $125-150 you spend in Belvidere elsewhere is a Craigslist crack ho, at best, . You can have them.[/QUOTE]For 1. 50, I can get fs, with the girl of my choice, at either one of the lingerie shops in Rockford. All be it only a 1/2 hour and there is no half-ass massage, but it is only about a 15 min drive from Belvidere. And most of the ladies are attractive, in their early 20's to mid 30's, which I am sure compare to the girls at this establishment! So please don't be over-hyping this place and misinforming the other mongers who are reading this thread! The only reason I can imagine even going to this place is if you are affraid of "possibly" catching something or you live right down the street. I would highly recommend taking the extra 15 mins. And checking out Chantilly Lace or Exclusive!

If I had a really good time, its .4. If its ok, then just .2. I once had a .2 in my hand, and on my way out I said this would have been yours if you didn't ask for it in advance in order for the kitty to come out and play too.

Wow,

I need to check this out.

I will be in Rockford for a soccer tourney in August.

What hotel, should I stay at?

[QUOTE=Al Melrose]Wow,

I need to check this out.

I will be in Rockford for a soccer tourney in August.

What hotel, should I stay at?[/QUOTE]I did say 1.50, however there was a space between the 1 and the .50, which you could had mistaken for .50.

Stopped by ERS.

Took the lineup. Samantha and Jaime where both available, but went with Sam, one of my ATF.

Although my 1st session a while back with Sam was a little weird due to too much talk about her cancer...not that i dont care, but in all reality, i'm their to relax. I love her to death, but it was too sad to listen to her and too real...I kind of go to escape from reality.

Anyway, sesison was the usual good time with her, no complaints on the finish, nice ans slow just the way i like. Tipped my usual 20.

BTW, on way out, saw a new black girl (not Dee)? Dint get her name or a good look, she was all the way in the back. Has anyone sampled the new merchandise?

[QUOTE=Chadwick]For 1. 50, I can get fs, with the girl of my choice, at either one of the lingerie shops in Rockford. All be it only a 1/2 hour and there is no half-ass massage, but it is only about a 15 min drive from Belvidere. And most of the ladies are attractive, in their early 20's to mid 30's, which I am sure compare to the girls at this establishment! So please don't be over-hyping this place and misinforming the other mongers who are reading this thread! The only reason I can imagine even going to this place is if you are affraid of "possibly" catching something or you live right down the street. I would highly recommend taking the extra 15 mins. And checking out Chantilly Lace or Exclusive![/QUOTE]

There can be several reasons for going to ERS and not to Rockford.
For one, and this isn't me, some men don't feel guilt about what happens at ERS. A message they don't feel is cheating, even with the happy ending.

I go to both and for different reasons. I go to Rockford when I want more physical action then I can get from ERS. I go to ERS for more individual attention and more time. I like the fact that it isn't pay the money, get nekid, get er done, and get out.

Bottom line is when all I want is a good looking woman and a whole to stick it in I go to CL or ELB. When I want to feel something someplace other then between my legs I go to ERS. It's not the crappy massage, although some are pretty good, it's all the contact and the long build up.

I tried to make that point a while back. If wham bam thank you mam sex is all you want, there are a lot of places like CL and Exec to fill your needs. But a real massage (Or whatever they call it) is more personal. You know you're not going to gat more than a handshake, but you can talk to the woman you're with and she doesn't have a mouthful of dick so you can understand her. Ever try to discuss politics with a woman munching on Mr Happy? Now, if you go to an AMP, you can talk til your blue in the face and she won't understand a friggin word. But you'll get your sac drained.

Stinky Out

Has anyone seen the new black girl. I mentioned her in my post?

[QUOTE=Pna]One of the definitions of nursing is "Doing for the patient what they would do for themselves, if they could" I can't massage my entire body, and I can't blow myself, and I can't fuck myself (though several exes have encouraged me to try) but I can yank my own crank.

Maybe I'm just cheap, but why in the WORLD would anyone pay for HR. If all I wanted was a massage and a wristy, I'd pay for the massage. Period.

I don't see how any of them stay in business only doing HR. You'd think the customers would demand more and 'vote with their dollars' by taking them elsewhere if they didn't get it. Unless all these guys have, like, real short arms.

Color me mystified.[/QUOTE]

Here is the thing I have gone to the shops in the Rock they are fine but no GFE. Ex. on the other hand makes me feel like I had a good time with a good friend. I know this is not the case the girls are there to make money not friends. However I give up that reality and the good ones at EX. play the part. Dian Jamie and a few others really make me feel good.

Every time I leave the shops in Rockford I feel like Ive been jipped ripped off taken to the cleaners. I usually regret the experience and it takes two or three years for the little head to talk me into going again.

So ymmv but for my money Ex. has it over the shops in Rockford.

- for about 100 you get like an hour of attention instead of just 20 minutes.
- you prefer the door to actually cover the doorway, so you can talk and they can moan.

BJ DATY said it best and I won't try to improve on his comments.
Travel the country and it's hard to improve on the service provided
for the money spent in the safety some of us have really learned to appreciate.
It's why many of us senior keep coming back and why we hope the place
never goes away.

Play safe,

Mac Man

Was coming out of the back door at "C" spa today and LEO was just sitting in the alley 25' from the door in his car with the engine running. He stared me down and watched me turn the corner and I walked up to State St. got in my car and zoom..... I was gone! WTF! I do not know if he was waiting for someone specific or just waiting for his turn. Needless to say I was outside and at that point there is nothing the can say, if they want you they will come in.

Blond, tight bod, good attitude. Average massage skills.
would repeat.

Hi Brothers,

I've enjoyed reading the posts, but haven't posted lately as there's been nothing for me to report. The economic downturn has caused other things to downturn here. But if you sit on the couch and watch TV, they talk about the Stimulus Package, and I decided that my package could use some stimulus.

So I saved my pennies and decided that some lucky provider will be getting some cash from yours truly this Sunday.

What I'd like to know from my friends here is, who would you reccomend? Truth be told, the finish won't be as important as a great massage from a friendly and attractive lady.

I'd go to Rockford if need be, but just to GT. The LS's. Well, been there, done that, but I really want a massage.

So please vote. Especially the Senior Members here, as I truly have learned lots from you, and I value your experience and knowlege. Jackson, you can chime in too!

Also, being a 'burban boy, anyone know of anyplace to get the same type service out this way? I think I saw a CL ad for someplace at Lake St and 83.

As an aside, the hockey game is on the TV. Blackhawks vs the Columbus Blue Jackets. The score on top of the screen says CHI vs CBJ.

Ya have to laugh.

Please vote for your favorite. You can certainly reccomend more than one.

If I'm that's a jack shack.

[QUOTE=Mellow Guy]time to vote[/QUOTE]
Diana at ERS is the best in that catagory IMHO. By far gives the best jacuzzi, very good massage with a great finish

[QUOTE=Xxofe]Diana at ERS is the best in that catagory IMHO. By far gives the best jacuzzi, very good massage with a great finish[/QUOTE]I don't know if I can vote but for me, Angela is, but then again is the only one I've seen at ERS.

Thanks for the suggestions, and yes, anyone can vote!

Here's that ad I was talking about

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/1084414407.html[/url]

The stuff on Lake Street is totally legal, vague implications of extras notwithstanding. You'll leave there $400 poorer, and the most that will have happened is you might have given yourself a HJ. If you are going to spend that kind of money you have a reasonable expectation of getting something in return like oh, maybe sex. And I guarantee you won't get jack shit if you go there.

Thank you Mr President.

I recall a decade ago going to a place on Rte 64 in Lombard and it was the same deal.
Left $300 poorer, and I even declined on the self service.

Until I found this board I had in my head that every place was like this, which is why I'm such a virtual beginner to the hobby at my advanced age.

I appreciate you saving my wallet.

Well, I went to ERS, got there early in hopes that one of the 2 nominees were there and weren't busy already.

Joy of joys, Diana was at the front desk.

And, even though I've been there maybe 8 times, this was the first time the jaccuzi was offered to me. I always thought it was because they didn't know me well (or worse yet, they didn't want to take me there). I found out that it's just a luck of the draw. Some ladies plain don't like the jaccuzi.

The rest of the session was as advertised, which is to say, the best session I've ever had in any of the 3 area MP's.

Thanks for the tips guys. Maybe I'll try Angela next time. But it'd be awful tough for me to do if Diana is available.

[QUOTE=Mellow Guy]Here's that ad I was talking about

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/1084414407.html[/url][/QUOTE]The place is a "Jack Shack", prepare to pay!

Diana gets good reviews for attitude, massage, etc., and that means a lot. However, would someone also please give a physical description: tall/short, slender/full-figured, young/mature, etc. Thanks.

Called Sunday to see who is working, got all the regulars, plus Desiray? (not sure on the spelling)

I asked about her before, but got to replies. Please PM if you have seen her. Its kind of a drive for me, so want to makes sure its worth it.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Robert387]Diana gets good reviews for attitude, massage, etc., and that means a lot. However, would someone also please give a physical description: tall/short, slender/full-figured, young/mature, etc. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I would say Mature full figure. I think there are better looking ladies there but here program is the best. I really like Dee in the looks department and her program is good but not as good as Diana. I have only seen Diana once. I've seen Dee several times. Diana seems to be busy every time I visit. You will be happy with either one of these ladies.

[QUOTE=Zuess]I would say Mature full figure. I think there are better looking ladies there but here program is the best. I really like Dee in the looks department and her program is good but not as good as Diana. I have only seen Diana once. I've seen Dee several times. Diana seems to be busy every time I visit. You will be happy with either one of these ladies.[/QUOTE]

Thanks. I followed up on your suggestion and you were spot on -- Diana does a great job. She keeps your "attention" throughout the session in a variety of ways. It ain't Tantra but close to it!
BTW, I did see Dee about a year ago and she is also a good choice. Attractive but her "program" doesn't come close to Diana's IMHO, but then neither does anyone else's. (For the record, Diana stays within the standard ERS protocol throughout the session, but it's still a great time.)

[QUOTE=Zuess]I would say Mature full figure. I think there are better looking ladies there but here program is the best.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure what you call full figure. she has some junk but is not overweight by much. Breasts won't pass the pencil test, but are very soft. And she has Natural red hair with a nice red strip of hair neatly groomed down below.

[QUOTE=Steevo]Called Sunday to see who is working, got all the regulars, plus Desiray? (not sure on the spelling)

I asked about her before, but got to replies. Please PM if you have seen her. Its kind of a drive for me, so want to makes sure its worth it.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Hey Steevo,

I had a session with Desiree a few weeks ago. She is really fun hand has a great attitude. Not rushed at all didn't even grab the tip until after i left and never brought it up during as well. I will deffinately see her again! Let me know if you have any other questions.

Hey,

I was wondering if anyone has run into Kelly that used to work at ERS?

If so, could you tell me where she is working now?

Thanks