Mongers can't find there own words
What I find really weird is when some monger can't think up something to say, trolls this site, then uses your words on another. Check out what this guy says.
[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-royalty-spa-santa-ana-ca-140404[/URL]#review-1935834.
Of course based on my post here.
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3450-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6439321[/URL]#post6439321.
Just a rant.
Umm that's weird and you seem jealous over nothing
[QUOTE=RBFSyndrome;6479866]Is it just me or are these nightfunpages all just fake leads? They all end up as mps that are known to be written by trolls.
Been to kims only once and I thought it was whatever. Just start roaming around her leg casually once massage starts. This signals the masseuse you are there for a reason. 99% of the time, they will finish you off. I've even had HE at a legit spot by simply just asking for it LOL but got to be adamant. Only been turned down once but this was at a spot in la where I was going in blind.
The worst they can do is just move away from your roaming if they arent down for that. Also, its ok to ask for things like water, close the door, etc. You are the client, not the reverse. Stand your ground and don't let them throw you around.[/QUOTE]Night fun pages has the same ads as bedpage. They are legit ads. This should be in the rant and stupid shit section. You are off topic.
Yes they are mps. I don't see what's the difference. MPs / houses. If your cock gets sucked. I don't see an issue LOL.
MP in OC circa mid to late 90's
I remember the Getaway on Birch along with a couple of other FS MP with caucasian providers like Sherry and Christine who were once business partners until that went south, I used to see Sherry regularly and then off premises when she semi retired and unfortunately lost contact with her when she retired to Arizona, but she introduced me to the MP scene and I would save my tips I made bartending to go see her as she moved to different locations around JWA all owned by the same people. She was a friend and I tried to track her down but to no avail. She was my ATF.
Heard / seen only in an AMP + Lost is translation
You been here befo?
Who do for you last time?
50+ worn-out granny: How long you want? (ad showed 20 something babe).
One ouwa sik-tee.
Lili go vacation. Coco do for you. She berry good.
You want massage there?
You want everything?
Relax baby, I bring condom (leaves the door wide open as she walks out).
You hansum man.
You come honey?
Ad: Grand Opening (It's been there for decades).
Her: Straightening out the bed sheet. The one you just exploded on. No wonder I felt a wet spot earlier.
You: Who's working today? Papasan: (Looking at his chart) Who?
Ad: BBFS She: Sorry I'm on period. You: Umm. . . Backdoor??
Ad: Location: 5 different cities, none of which is the actual city (yeah, that's really going to fool the LE).
Ay-yai-yai.
Other common conversations
[QUOTE=Assaholic;6511183]You been here befo?
Who do for you last time?
50+ worn-out granny: How long you want? (ad showed 20 something babe).
One ouwa sik-tee.
Lili go vacation. Coco do for you. She berry good.
You want massage there?
You want everything?
Relax baby, I bring condom (leaves the door wide open as she walks out).[/QUOTE]Me: Is Wendy working?
Lady: Yes she is available now. $45 pay me now. Wait in this room.
(20 minutes go by).
Me: if no one is going to come can you give my money back?
Lady: she come now. No problem.
(another 10 minutes of waiting. Then a chubby unattractive substitute girl comes in).
Me: what happened to Wendy?
Lady: she have other customer. I give you good massage. #1.
Lady: "You good body. You exercise a lot?
Me: "no not really. More of a couch potato. But thanks for the flattery".
Lady: "Oh you like Chinese lady?
Me: Naw not really. Any human between 18 and 40 with a vagina will pretty much do.
Lady: mmm oh baby, yes, yes, oh yeah".
Me: are you truly on the verge of an orgasm yourself just by stroking my johnson with some baby oil? I am starting to suspect this is something of an Oscar award winning performance.
Lady: You want water?
Me: I thought I paid for 1 hour, and exactly 32 minutes have gone by.
Lady: Oh I have another customer now. I make it up to you next time.
Me: How about making it up to me now by giving me a full hour?
Thanks For the Good Example
[QUOTE=Grimmy23;6515487]. . . As part of my "civil responsibility" as an owner of a legit massage business I work with an organization that provides support to trafficking victims. . . .[/QUOTE]Grimmy, glad you're supporting a helping organization. I myself donate to a couple of orgs that helps get trapped girls, often underage, out of the business in southeast Asia and India. If you'll PM me a name, I'll include the one you support on my annual giving list.
Lift Her Up.
Whatever floats her little-man-in-the-boat
Yup, if you truly want GFE, that's going to involve DFK, DATY and making (or at least attempting) to make her cum. Of course, if BBFS is added into this mix, then it's total GFE, but even with CFS, if all the other elements are part of the experience, it's pretty damn satisfying.
I also get that some guys only want to bust a nut and split. I've no idea what the percentage of dudes who prefer to cum-and-go, versus those of us who want the more all-encompassing experience. But what I do know is that when I'm with a GFE provider and I give as much as I take, mixed in with passion and playfulness from both of us, I walk out the door with a bigger smile pasted across my mug.
[QUOTE=Grimmy23;6545909]I don't know. Personally I find satisfaction in making a woman cum, assuming it's a real orgasm. Most of the time in this hobby it's fake, but there are a few unmistakable signs of the rare occasion when you can actually pull off a real one. It's a big turn on for me. The arching of the back, the bucking hips, the moaning, the wetness, and then it's time for me to get off. It adds a lot to the experience, for me at least.[/QUOTE]