Hooker with a Straight Razor... hehe!
[QUOTE=Mr Tyr]Speaking as a guy who's gotten burned before, I would much rather risk a bbbj than a hooker with a razor! I mean, who know what major mental malfunction might happen while she's shaving you? Or she could have just skip taking her Prozac that day, you never know.
So as far as I am concerned, you get the Big Balls award, Tough Guy![/QUOTE]
Thanks Mr. Tyr... you've made my day!! LMFAO!!
Place on Milwaukee north of Irving
I normally go to my ‘sure thing’ in Chinatown, but I’ve been itching to have a Euro, so I gambled and went to a place in the city on Milwaukee ave. Just north of Irving (next to the Portage theater). No dice. They advertise on CL, and I think they’re new. All the good signs seemed to be there- their ad focuses on the women masseuses. "red head", "Russian", etc. , and they also advertised a table shower. So, I called for a same day appt and was told I’d have so-and-so (I forget her name, but I think it was Latin, which I really didn’t want). When I showed up, I asked for the table shower and the ½ hour massage. A sure sign I’m there for a little HR, no? I think my original masseuse was American, but when I asked for the table shower, I was shifted to an Eastern European- I think her name was ‘Anna’. So. I thought this was a good sign. I’m shuffled off to the TS, and she practically admonishes me with "and you HAVE to stay covered! ". Mind you, I’m not even looking at her funny. The TS is, I don’t know. ’legit’, with full coverage and no teasing. Same with the massage. I started out with the sheet off my ass, and she dutifully covered me right away. Here’s a strange thing- not only was there no action below the belt, but if she had her way, there would’ve literally been no action there- I actually had to tell her to massage my legs! ? She was clearly taken aback by this request. She was only going to massage my back. I had to explicitly ask for her to massage my legs, and there was NO close contact or a flip.
When she was done, she thanked me, turned and left (all in about 2 seconds). I can’t help but think there’s more available there, but has anyone else tried this place? I’m happy to take one for the team, but this was kind of ridiculous. Is it just that I was new and the place is new? Is there such a thing as looking like LE? I honestly wonder if that could be part of it. I’ve struck out at a few places now (Rose, Senina, and this place). Thoughts?
You deserved a lower rate
[QUOTE=Chrisj321]Went to see Coco yesterday....
All in all a great experience for 1.60 but wished Flo wasn't in town.[/QUOTE]
It has happened to all of us at one time or another. When it happened to me I was young and new to the hobby. That was actually my first time at a U.S. type of parlor and it was years ago. I learned fast from the first error in judgement. But back then I had no place to look for intel. Now we have the forum. In this forum we share information. If you guys would read the forum, you can avoid overpaying and being taken. I can tell you I would not give up 160 for a rub and some french lessons.
The way I see it, you were due a discount because of the missing service.
You should have mentioned it to her, when she told you about the Flo. She should have mentioned that important item upfront when you got there. Since she didn't, she did you wrong. You were already there, already got the massage ............
I'm glad you enjoyed the experience. Thats always a plus. Hopefully next time you'll get the full service. Just my .02