Humaniplex

Can't access the site and getting a page saying "scheduled maintenance" and will be back 9:00 am "or so". Saw a similar page saying 8:30 am before that. It's almost 10:30 and still not up. Legit?

Has anyone tried miss cat on here? Just wanted to know if I should go through it?

[QUOTE=PastMyBedtime;2663793]Can't access the site and getting a page saying "scheduled maintenance" and will be back 9:00 am "or so". Saw a similar page saying 8:30 am before that. It's almost 10:30 and still not up. Legit?[/QUOTE]Still not up at 2:30, but they did announce yesterday that the site would go offline for a hardware upgrade.

Blog by Humaniplex:

[I]We are scheduled to take the new servers live on OCT 27 8:30am Eastern.

We anticipate about 3 hours (5:30am to 8:30am Pacific) HX will be offline.

These servers will give us increased speed and high levels of security.

Thank you in advance![/I]

[QUOTE=Gizmosis;2664087]Still not up at 2:30, but they did announce yesterday that the site would go offline for a hardware upgrade.

Blog by Humaniplex:

[I]We are scheduled to take the new servers live on OCT 27 8:30am Eastern.

We anticipate about 3 hours (5:30am to 8:30am Pacific) HX will be offline.

These servers will give us increased speed and high levels of security.

Thank you in advance![/I][/QUOTE]It's been down all day. Don't know what I'm going to do with all my free time. May have to actually talk with the SO. LOL.

I saw MustSee_Melina.

If she is the girl in the picture they are old photos. She is heavier than she is in the pics. But did a great job. Although I would not repeat.

[QUOTE=Jedi1;2664424]I saw MustSee_Melina.

If she is the girl in the picture they are old photos. She is heavier than she is in the pics. But did a great job. Although I would not repeat.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. She was on my tdl because of her pics. I'll pass. Too many other hotties to do.

Has anyone seen miss cat on hx? Would like info on her? I was thinking of having an all nighter with her.

[QUOTE=ReggaEsboy;2606306]In case you guys don't go over to the LA HX forum, just sharing this info with my OC bros on kimberlyannVIP daddy.

[URL]http://postimage.org/image/mshyf7nrx/[/URL]

[URL]http://postimage.org/image/jmxcp055p/[/URL][/QUOTE]Wow I never knew, saw her back like 6 months ago. If I had known this I never would have visited her. Such a shame.

[QUOTE=Cykill8;2664894]Wow I never knew, saw her back like 6 months ago. If I had known this I never would have visited her. Such a shame.[/QUOTE]How about bookers on HX using pimps to intimidate the provider for money.

Had a situation this summer with a lady who went independent and got threaten snd tried to exhort 2,000 out of the lady.

The Bonus was the pimp went and visit the hotel I was staying at looking for me.

They had all the information on me because of the google number (the booker) gives to the provider.

When they start working for them.

And the added bonus is the high level hobbyists helping the bookers. Pretty F. Up!

[QUOTE=Jedi1;2664424]I saw MustSee_Melina.

If she is the girl in the picture they are old photos. She is heavier than she is in the pics. But did a great job. Although I would not repeat.[/QUOTE]Yea, that group is always heavy on the photoshop. How was she with keeping with the menu? The booker sends the same menu for all the girls although not all girls are up for the entire menu. I think Melina is currently traveling with 2 or 3 others, so the rack and stacking of appointments is another issue.

The past couple months, a number of girls from the crew have gone broken off on their own. That hasn't resulted in much, if any, price drop but the pics and menu issues are better.

Still wouldn't mind seeing Melina for those tits and eyes. Thanks for some relevant addition to the board! Maybe we can let the hx bashing play out in the LA boards and let the OC board be left for discussions?

[QUOTE=Agent6969;2624141]Any one try out Lola Love or her friend Kristy Monroe?

I'm going to try and see Lola next time she comes to OC.

Just wandering who is better.[/QUOTE]They are really sisters. Met them at a meet and greet back in August.

They are from Corona. They 100% Latina. Both looking good, dress well and they know how to wear their make-up.

But Kristy being the younger one is prettier and more out going than her sister. She wants 180/ hh NO cim.

[QUOTE=WildMan007;2665224]How about bookers on HX using pimps to intimidate the provider for money.

Had a situation this summer with a lady who went independent and got threaten snd tried to exhort 2,000 out of the lady.

The Bonus was the pimp went and visit the hotel I was staying at looking for me.

They had all the information on me because of the google number (the booker) gives to the provider.

When they start working for them.

And the added bonus is the high level hobbyists helping the bookers. Pretty F. Up![/QUOTE]Can you please clarify how they got your info.

[QUOTE=Agent6969;2624141]Any one try out Lola Love or her friend Kristy Monroe?

I'm going to try and see Lola next time she comes to OC.

Just wandering who is better.[/QUOTE]Heard they're fraternal twins. They're on new handles now as of a day or 2 ago. Not sure why but self ejected the old handles.

TiaQuinn, who is 24, is former porn actress Daya Layne (aka Kylee Kinkaid). She looks much different than she did at 19, and much better, at least to me. Her face and body were much fuller when she was younger. She had (and still does have) a fabulous ass, and now she has slimmed down considerably. She is my ideal type: pretty and slim, with a booty.

Tia is not only great to look at, she's also a firecracker in bed. She was super enthusiastic during DFK, BBBJ, DT, 69, DATY, Mish, CG and K9; ie, the entire session. She smiled a lot, especially when she could tell she was really pleasing me, and she asked me throughout the session what I wanted and how I wanted it done. Great eye contact from her as well. Her attitude is fantastic, and so are her skills.

Tia is a definite repeat for me, and I almost never repeat with anyone.

240/60.

[URL]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/TiaQuinn[/URL]

The attached pics are of chunky Daya, face / upper body of Tia, and Tia's ass.

Rosebee at AsianFullMoon is one of my favorite AAMP K-girls so far. She's an early-20's petite beauty who, I think, is much hotter in person than her pictures (which really don't do much for me). She's one of the best, most sensual kissers I've experienced with a provider, gives excellent BBBJ / BLS, enjoys DATY (not FIV), and all the usual positions. Overall great GFE. (Also, like pretty much all of these petite K-babes, she's the delicate type.).

I've seen her a couple of times. The first time started off pretty awkward for the first 10 min or so. But after the shower she flipped a switch and it was all excellent GFE after that. Last time I saw her she told me that she's only here until the end of next week and has no immediate plans to return to OC. So if you like great DFK / GFE with a young K-hottie, you might want to try her out before she leaves.

[URL]http://www.humaniplex.com/photos/AsianFullMoon/60150/[/URL]

MILF-Lori is back now as LoriMilf. For those that know her, run. I saw her last night. Same passion, same fun. Same hot slender body. Definite repeat. For those that don't, she's cute slender tight-body mid-30's MILF and does everything with passion from DFK on. Cool chick to talk to.

Met her at a couple of socials in the past. She is pretty enough. Nice natural titties.

Never had a sessioned with her. Be forewarned, she has some kind of skin condition on her arm (s), not smooth, its not a rash, but looks like it.

[QUOTE=HornyMamba24;2664874]Has anyone seen miss cat on hx? Would like info on her? I was thinking of having an all nighter with her.[/QUOTE]

Met her at a couple of socials in the past. She is pretty enough. Nice natural titties.

Never had a sessioned with her. Be forewarned, she has some kind of skin condition on her arm (s), not smooth, its not a rash, but looks like it.

[QUOTE=HornyMamba24;2664874]Has anyone seen miss cat on hx? Would like info on her? I was thinking of having an all nighter with her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GoRanger;2679281]949 jacksparrow works with some bookers. Since girls have found out, he uses another handle, seadoc, to sometimes see girls. Kind of fucked up.[/QUOTE]Sometimes. I would say 50% of the time you are dealing with bookers on HX. To say that jacksparrow uses seadoc as another handle see girls is NOT true.

Yes, he sees a lot of ladies and he is popular, but you don't have to discredit him on this board.

If you want to talk about a douchbag, you should mention simplegreen. He has four accounts on HX. Then you could imagine the possibility how a person like him can exploit the ladies.

[QUOTE=Malicious;2677220]Met her at a couple of socials in the past. She is pretty enough. Nice natural titties.

Never had a sessioned with her. Be forewarned, she has some kind of skin condition on her arm (s), not smooth, its not a rash, but looks like it.[/QUOTE]Yeah, she has some psoriasis, I believe. Some may be turned off by it. Wouldn't bother me, but I haven't seen her yet. She's always flirty at socials. Very cool girl.

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[QUOTE=WildMan007;2679827]Sometimes. I would say 50% of the time you are dealing with bookers on HX. To say that jacksparrow uses seadoc as another handle see girls is NOT true.

Yes, he sees a lot of ladies and he is popular, but you don't have to discredit him on this board.

If you want to talk about a douchbag, you should mention simplegreen. He has four accounts on HX. Then you could imagine the possibility how a person like him can exploit the ladies.[/QUOTE]That's what's written about him on HX in a private club. So, believe what you want. Girls can do their research and read some shady shit. Nice whiteknighting for a dude tho. Haha.

Has anybody seen miss amillian? Would love some info on her.

[QUOTE=GoRanger;2684264]That's what's written about him on HX in a private club. So, believe what you want. Girls can do their research and read some shady shit. Nice whiteknighting for a dude tho. Haha.[/QUOTE]So if HX told you to go Fuc yourself. Would you? You can't be that naive about HX. Being ignorant might be a good word for you. But being stupid is not knowing what is going on.

And about white knighting is not true. Just telling the truth. Before you spew false statements out of your mouth, be diligent gathering your information.

[QUOTE=HornyMamba24;2684655]Has anybody seen? Would love some info on her.[/QUOTE]Yes, I do a little about her.

Got recruited out of a topless bar in San Diego.

Was with management in the beginning but turn renegade for last several years.

Great fuc back in in 06 (found her on craigslist) and thru 08.

When she orgasm she sounded like a donkey in heat. Funny shit.

But of course the pussy got stretch out and move on.

But still on HX after many years of getting pounded. Some ladies are here for the long haul.

[QUOTE=WildMan007;2684734]So if HX told you to go Fuc yourself. Would you? You can't be that naive about HX. Being ignorant might be a good word for you. But being stupid is not knowing what is going on.

And about white knighting is not true. Just telling the truth. Before you spew false statements out of your mouth, be diligent gathering your information.[/QUOTE]Sorry bro, do I need to screen shot or post messages about the dude? I've been on HX since the start of Trooth. You are the one who doesn't know what's going on. I know more than you, that's for sure.

Would you like to know how many accounts use the same IP address? See'Mon. Dude, did he blow you or something? Give you the 9 inch MAGNUM? LOL.

[QUOTE=WildMan007;2684734]So if HX told you to go Fuc yourself. Would you? You can't be that naive about HX. Being ignorant might be a good word for you. But being stupid is not knowing what is going on.

And about white knighting is not true. Just telling the truth. Before you spew false statements out of your mouth, be diligent gathering your information.[/QUOTE]BTW, if you are that wildman, then I know some about you. Haha.

[QUOTE=GoRanger;2685188]Sorry bro, do I need to screen shot or post messages about the dude? I've been on HX since the start of Trooth. You are the one who doesn't know what's going on. I know more than you, that's for sure.Would you like to know how many accounts use the same IP address? See'Mon. Dude, did he blow you or something? Give you the 9 inch MAGNUM? LOL.[/QUOTE]You said, " I know more than you, that's for sure" . With that ego maybe you do.

Remember I'm hear to help other fellow hobbyists and give information about the providers out there.

Just tell the truth the first time and if you don't, you will keep slinging shit on this board too.

[QUOTE=HornyMamba24;2684655]Has anybody seen miss amillian? Would love some info on her.[/QUOTE]I saw her, I wouldn't repeat or recommend, her face is beat. Service was okay, the BBBJ was great though. She had a shit attitude with me.

[QUOTE=SocalDudeBro;2687472]I saw her, I wouldn't repeat or recommend, her face is beat. Service was okay, the BBBJ was great though. She had a shit attitude with me.[/QUOTE]You said, "her face is beat. " That's what happens after 9 years of service. You get a shitty outlook on guys after awhile.

She must suck a lot of dick to be good at it. Just saying.

[QUOTE=WildMan007;2687986]You said, "her face is beat. " That's what happens after 9 years of service. You get a shitty outlook on guys after awhile.

She must suck a lot of dick to be good at it. Just saying.[/QUOTE]I'm just trying to save someone money. You can take those hot takes somewhere else.

Any suggestions of who I should go see?

[QUOTE=HornyMamba24;2689459]Any suggestions of who I should go see?[/QUOTE]Have you had a chance to read through the pages for recs?

I know there's much bitching you have to dig through, but there's some info on here.

Any criteria you're looking for? Tall, short, curvy, petite, white, latina, a cups, dd.

Some you should avoid: missamillian as discussed below-not a good time. Lovely. Alicia or whatever her new handle is.

I will be seeing Mistyblue tomorrow morning in BP and treat myself to a well deserved, week ending BBBJ. I will submit my report after we consummate the deal.

[QUOTE=HornyMamba24;2689459]Any suggestions of who I should go see?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DutchTreat;2691385]I will be seeing Mistyblue tomorrow morning in BP and treat myself to a well deserved, week ending BBBJ. I will submit my report after we consummate the deal.[/QUOTE]Well, that was a complete bust. She flaked on our 5:30 am appointment. I texted her with a 15 minute warning, then called her 10 minutes later, when I didn't hear back from her. When I parked at the no tel, I shot her a text that I was waiting in the parking lot. After 15 more minutes of silence, I bolted to work. Oh well, at least my breath is minty fresh and my balls are scrubbed clean. LOL.

Looking for latina, white, and asian providers that are good and know what they're doing. Somebody who actually enjoys it and loves to talk dirty.

[QUOTE=HornyMamba24;2691990]Looking for latina, white, and asian providers that are good and know what they're doing. Somebody who actually enjoys it and loves to talk dirty.[/QUOTE]You must be really horny, since you've never reported seeing anyone.

Just new to the game and wanting to get my tip wet.

[QUOTE=DutchTreat;2691745]Well, that was a complete bust. She flaked on our 5:30 am appointment. I texted her with a 15 minute warning, then called her 10 minutes later, when I didn't hear back from her. When I parked at the no tel, I shot her a text that I was waiting in the parking lot. After 15 more minutes of silence, I bolted to work. Oh well, at least my breath is minty fresh and my balls are scrubbed clean. LOL.[/QUOTE]5:30 am, what are the percentages when that works out? Dang early.

[QUOTE=GoRanger;2696194]5:30 am, what are the percentages when that works out? Dang early.[/QUOTE]You'd be surprised. The choices are definitely fewer, and you get the occasional sleepy head, but I really enjoy the early morning intimacy before the sun rises. The room is usually dark, sometimes a little candlelight and the activity at the No Tel is usually pretty quiet. And the providers who are willing see you at that hour are usually pretty cool, especially if they are about to check out of their room.